第2章2
weileyuanhuang,womeizhijiehuizijidefangzi,ershibandaolegongsifujindechuzuwuzanzhu。
meijitian,wogejiwodalailedianhua。
tadeshengyintingqilaihenjiaoji:「wei,chengshu,maturanshengbingjinlejizhen,geshenshangmeiqian,niganjinjiwodadianqianguolai。」
suiranwomaduiwodehaodoushipianju,danzheixienianshoudaodeyoudaibushijiade,tashenglebingwoyebunengzhendezhizhibuli。
wozhishijiandandixunwenleyixiayiyuanmingzihemamadebingqing,jiudaleliangwankuaiguoqu。
huaizhemanfudedanxin,wohuojihuoliaodijieshulehuiyi,kaizhechelaidaoyiyuanlouxia,zaiyiyuanqiantaixunwenhushibingfangdeweizhi。
sheizhihushizaidiannaoshangchaxunhou,yilianyiwendikanzhewo。
「buhaoyisi,womenyiyuanjizhenkezuijinmeiyouzheigemingzidebingren,ninshibushijicuole?」
woyouziximiaoshuyibianhou,hushihaishimeiyouzaidiannaolichadaowomadexinxi。
wodejizaohejinzhangcishiyemanmanpingfuxialai,xiangmingbaihou,wojiandanxianghushidaoxie,likaileyiyuan。
zheiyijiazipashiyouxiangyaofangyouxiangyaoqian,zhidaoworenbuzaibendi,zheicaixianglezheimegebingbugaomingdesunzhao,xiangzhekuangwoni。
zhenshiyuelejietamende**,yuejuedecengjingdezijichun。
wojuranbeizheimediliedezhaoshuzhengzhengpianlesanshinian,zuizhongbeishengshenghaisi。
手机又适时响起来。
wojieqidianhua:「wei,ge,zenmele?」
wogebiaoyandidishuibulou,yuqilijiaojibigangganggengshen:「qianhaishibugou,ganjinzaidawuwanguolaiba,kuaidian。」
woxiangdoumeixiangjiuhuidata:「woshoulideqianyebuduole,zhiyouyiwan,xianfajiniba。」
shuowan,woguaduandianhua,dakailiaotianjiemian,shuaileyigezhuanzhangguoqu。
zuowanzheixiehou,wodakaileshoujideapp,kaishichakanjialidejiankong。
gangyidakai,wogedeshengyinjiuchuanlaichulai。
「made,zheisiyatouzenmeyuelaiyuekoumenle,caifaleyiwankuaiguolai,zheidianqiannagouzhaoyuezizhongxina。」
womalenghengyisheng,zhoumadao:「zhenshizhangdalechibangyinglezhangbenshile,qinniangshengbingleyaojiwankuaidoubushede,yihouyouleqitashi,zheibaiyanlanghaizenmekaodezhu。」
saozitanlekouqi:「yaowokan,zheinvrenhaishiyaoyougenanrenguanzhecainengdongshi,chengshudoukuaisanshilehaimeirenyao,yebushigeshia。」
「batajiachuqu?neihaibujiandan。
womaxiangshituranxiangqilaishenme,yanjinglimaozhexingfendeguang。
「laojiacunliyougexingchendeguanggun,jinniandouwushiduole,meilaopo,batajiaguoquzhenghao。」
wogeyehenshizantong,yipaizhuozixiaozhezhanleqilai。
「tingshuoneigelaonanrenyouxieshouduan,tasuiranzaiwaimianmeishenmediwei,zaijialikeshuoyibuer,lianggelaopodouzhidefufutietiede,daoshihouchengshujiajinqu,rangtahaohaodiaodiao,daoshihaibushiwomenshuoshenmejiushishenme。」
saoziyepaizheshou,lianlianchengzanzheishigehaozhuyi。
那个老光棍我知道。
tashilaojiacunziliyoumingdewoliheng,zaiwaiwulunbierenzenyangqiru,tadoudisanxiasidipeixiao,danyihuidaojiali,jiubianlegerenside,xionghenyoubaoli。
tadasilezijidediyi**zi,dierrenqiziyeshoubuletadebaoli,xiangyaolihun,danyouyinweicunlideliuyanfeiyubuganlihun,zuihoudaizhehaizidiaosizailefangliangshang。
tamenxiangyaobawojiajizheiyangderen,rangta**wo,liyouquezhishiwobugoutinghua。
我只觉得可笑。
zheixienian,woweijialidefuchunandaohaishaoma?wulunshiqianhaishili,zhiyaowoyou,womeiyouyicijujueletamendeyaoqiu。
xianzaiwozhishishaoshaobiaoxianleyidiankangju,tamenjiuyaobawojiajizheiyangdenanren,huilewodeyisheng。
fennudaojizhi,wofanerpingjingxialai。
jirannimenzheiyangyicicitiaozhanwodedixian,xianghuidiaowoderensheng,neiwoyebunengzaizuoyidaibi。