第1章捡个明星老婆
“xueer，yaojiuniba，zhiyouyigebanfa，jinwanqujiudianpeihuzong。”
“buguanzenmeshuo，woshixiexiaofengdenvren，bunengzuoduibuqitadeshi。”
“tashishenmedongxi？yige**，chihepiaodudebaijiazi，jinitixiedoubupei。”
“bieshuole，jiuwobadeshi，wolingxiangbanfa，zongeryanzhi，wobunengduibuqita。”
“......”
jiliedezhengchaosheng，buduanchuanruerzhong，quzoulecanliudeshuiyi。banzhezhenzhentoutong，xiexiaofengzhengkaileyanjing，kanqingsizhoudehuanjing，yixiajiumengle。
zheishiyigeshilaipingdefangjian，chuleshenxiademubanchuangzhiwai，haiyouliangbazhuyiheyigejianyiyiju，dishangdaochushiyifusuipian，shifenlingluan。
chuangzipangbiandeqiangshangguazheheibairili，jiacudeheisezitiqingchudeyinzhe：1997nian5yue12ri，xingqiyi，nonglisiyuechuliu，yijiaqu，jichuxing。
“shenmeqingkuang？”xiexiaofengdanshouchengchuang，zuoleqilai，roulerouyanjing，zaicixiangrilikanqu，yiqieyijiu，dequeshi1997nian5yue。
xiexiaofenghuangle，shenghuozai21shiji，zhongshengchuanyueleidewangluoxiaoshuomeishaokan，yizhiyiweishizuozhexiabiande，meixiangdaodeshi，zheishierfashengzaizijishenshangle。
“yexushihuanjue？”xiexiaofengshizhendehuangle，guangzhejiaoyazixialechuang，zoudaochuangkou，tantouxiangwaixiangwangqu，kanqingwaimiandejianzhu，chedimengle。
shiyesuoji，quanshijiushiniandaidejianzhu，youloufang，youpingfang，haiyoudiaidewafang，bushaowudinglizhezhuganzuodedianshitianxian。
yigeliangqiang，xiexiaofengshunzheqiangbihualexiaqu，diezuozaidi。takeyiqueding，zheijiushijiushiniandai，zijizhendezhongshengle。qianyishi，tashinongcunwa，jialiqiong，gaozhongbiyehoujiuchuqudagongle。
weilesuoweidegemenyiqi，beizuihaodefaxiaochumai，zuolejinianlao，chulaizhihouyizhizoubeiyun，zuoshenmedoubushun，suoyourendouxianqita，qinqihelinjudoumatashilaogaifan，sanshihaojile，haishiguanggun。
weilechuanzongjiedai，fumunachusuoyoudejixu，tuoqinqizaiwaidibangtamaileyigelaopo，meixiangdaodeshi，zheishiyichangpianju，jiehunbudaoyigeyue，neinvdejiupaole，xiaoshiwuzong。
fumuqidetuxue，meiguoduojiu，muqinjiuqushile，fuqinyibingbuqi，haizaiyiyuanlitangzhe，dengzhetazhuanqianqujiuming。
“buxing，wobixuhuiqu，zhaogufuqin，zhaoneixiewangbadanbaochou，yaohuifumudexuehanqian。”xiexiaofengfuzheqiangbizhanleqilai，yizhenxuanyunxilai，chadianshuaidao。
touyuelaiyuetong，haoxiangyaozhale，yigumoshengdexinxibuduandezainaohailifanteng，shizheigeshentiyuanzhurendeshengpingjiyi，congxiaodaodadejingli，yiqingerchu。
zheishentidezhurenyejiaoxiexiaofeng，jinnianershiliusui，shifusandai，jiazushidangdidesidahaomenzhiyi，kexideshi，zheigexiexiaofengshisishengzi。
yinweishisishengzi，shenfenganga，congxiaojiubeirenchaoxiao，buganshangxue，jingchangbeihaiziqifu，shijianzhangle，xinliniuqu，bujinxinggeneixiang，haijiduzibei。
jiunianqian，yeshixiexiaofengshiqisuineinian，fuerdaidefuqinturanliangxinfaxian，jiangtamenmuzijiehuilexiejia。muziliangrenyiweikujinganlai，shilaiyunzhuan，keyizuorenshangren，guoshangliushehuideshenghuo。
kexideshi，fuqinjietamenhuilai，zhishijiangxiexiaofengdangzuozhengduojiachandegongju。xiexiaofengmeiduguoshu，shenmedoubudong，youmeixinji，jifanzheteng，wanbaishouchang，lunweileyigexiaohua。
fuqindashisuowang，quebuganxin，weilegaibianxiexiaofeng，yihoujixuzhengduojiachan，juedingrangtachengjialiye，liyongnvrenguanjiaota。
jingguoyifanmouhua，fuqinkanzhonglebeirenqiyadesixianxiaomingxingsuxueer。weilejiufuheshixianzijidemingxingmeng，suxueertuoxiele，jiajilexiexiaofeng。
zheizhishiyichangjiaoyi，tahexiexiaofengmeibandianganqingjichu，yixinzhixiangjiezhuxiejiadeziyuanshangwei，chengweidamingxing，meishijianhexinsiguanxiexiaofeng。
xiexiaofengzhidaozhenxiangzhihou，xinggedabian，xinligengjiazibeiheniuqu，zaijigehupenggouyoudesongyongheguhuozhixia，xunsuduoluole。
bujinyangchenglechihepiaodudeexi，haichenglebaijiazi，dushule，hedale，dounasuxueerchuqi，jingchangquandajiaoti，jiangtadadebiqinglianzhongde。
youcihedale，qianglesuxueerle，youlehaizi，lingsuxueerchedibengkui，houlaizhuannianyixiang，youlehaizi，xiexiaofengyexuhuigaibian。
ketaducuole，haizichushengzhihou，xiexiaofengbujinmeigaibian，fanergengduoluole，youshijiangyenvrendaihuijia，dangzhetademianwan，mingquedeshuo，jiushibaofuta。
chediduoluodexiexiaofeng，shimeibanfabangzhezhengduojiachanle，fuerdaidefuqinchedijuewangle，jiangtamenyijiasikouganlechuqu。
congcizhihou，yijiasikoujiuzhuzheizaixiaxiaodeyijushili，muqinshuiketing，suxueerhehaizishuichuang，xiexiaofengzaiwoshilishuidipu。
lunweiqierdexiexiaofenggengduoluole，gesanchawudedasuxueer，zuotiantoulejihaizizhibingdeqian，youqudu，shuguangzhihouhehupenggouyouhededazui，huilaijiudasuxueer。
“zeilaotian，niwanwoa！qianyishi，woshidiaosi，bensilehaishilaoguanggun，beirenpianhun，daozhimuqincansi，fuqinyibingbuqi，haizaiyiyuantangzhe，jileyicizhongshengdejihui，quezheibanbukan，haiburushangbeizini。”
xiangdaofuqinhaizaiyiyuantangzhe，xiexiaofengchediqingxingle，meixinsiheshijianguanzheigesishengzijialideposhile，juedingxiangbanfahuiqu。
shangbeizishidajia，toubushoushanghunmizhihouzhongshengde，yaoshizhuangjitoubu，shoushangzhihoukenengjiuhuiqule，xiexiaofengjimangchongjinketing，zhunbeixunzhaogongjuzhongjiziji。
ketingdemushafashangzuozheyigezhangfapijian，quegenyecaoyibanlingluande****，dayueershiwuliusui，jingzhixiaoqiaodeguazilianshang，quanshiyuqing，qingzisedezhiyin，qingxikejian，xiandeyoudianzhengning。
chuanzhefensedebeixinshuiqun，luchulerouruowugudexiangjianhefenoubandeshoubei。qunzisihuxiaoleyihao，jinjindebaoguozaishenshang。
kandaoxiexiaofengjinleketing，tadoulejixia，liangbeibaoxiong，suochengyituan，jinzhangdekanzhexiexiaofeng：“xiexiaofeng，jiusuannidasiwo，wohaishiyaoshuo，buweibiede，weilehaizi，woqiuqiuni，buyaodule，zhaogegongzuoba。”