第3章 百万名酒炒菜是什么体验

chuzangshili……henduoxiang?!

所有人都呆滞了。

maijiuxiaolangjundashangzhubo10fachaohuo:“bukeneng!zhubo,niranggehouqucangkukankan,qiunile!”

又是两万元砸上来。

zhongrendounengganshoudaomaijiuxiaolangjunderenzhen。

gulexindehaoqixinyebeigouleqilai,kaikoudao:“qingge,neiweishuiyoubuxin,xiangqucangkukankan。”

“neijiuqukanba,wolaogongshuozheixiedoushixiaozuofangshengchandejiu,lianpinpaidoumeiyou,zhishijuedeshiheyonglaizuocaicaitunzaijialide。”

xiaoqinggeduichuyunshiwutiaojianxinren,dangjidaizhedajiayiqiqianwangchuzangshi。

chuzangshiliqueshiduifanglehenduoxiangzi,xiangzijiushizhixiangzi,limiandejiuyegenchufangdejiuyiyang,jiupingguangliuliude。

gulexinzhijiequchuyipingjiuyongjingtoutexie,tahencongming,zhidaozhongdianpaishepinggai。

zheixiepinggaishangquandouyouwutiaojinsi。

sheidoumeiyouxiangdao,xiayike……

tianyajiuxingdashangzhubo10fachaohuo:“zhubo,mafanbangwogentianhoushuo,zheixiejiuwomenyuanyiyiyibaiwanyipingshougou,youduoshaoshouduoshao!”

daxiajiushangdashangzhubo10fachaohuo:“zhubo,mafanbangwogentianhoushuo,zheixiejiuwomenyuanyiyiyibaiyishiwanyipingshougou,youduoshaoshouduoshao!”

wulianggongsidashangzhubo10fachaohuo:“zhubo,mafanbangwogentianhoushuo,zheixiejiuwomenyuanyiyiyibaiershiwanyipingshougou,youduoshaoshouduoshao!”

……

yishunjian,wushudechaohuofugailepingmu,yigejieyigejiuxingtiaolechulai,rangsuoyourenmudengkoudai。

“shenmeqingkuang?zheijiukaishijingjiale?!”

“zheijiujingshishenmejiu,zhidezheixiejiuxingruci?”

“si,shenmegui,yipingyibaiwanqibu?!”

“maijiudalaozaima,qiujiehuoa!”

maijiuxiaolangjun:“zheixiejuranquandoushizhendejinbianfeimao,aaa,wotemeyidingshizaizuomeng!”

他感觉自己要疯了。

yuanben,tazhisuoyitichuyaoshiwangoumaijiuping,jiushiyinweitajuedejiupinglidejiushijiade,zhiyoujiupingshizhende,suoyixiangshouzangjiuping。

danshidangkanlezheimeduoweikaifengdejiuhou,tacaifaxian,yuanlaishitagejuxiaolea!

zheitemejuranquandoushizhenjiu!

“jinbianfeimao?zheishishenmejiu?”

gulexinweidajiawenchulexinzhongdeyihuo。

maijiuxiaolangjun:“zheishi1953nianfeimaojiuchangqixiatuichudefeimaopaishechipin,gaizishangxiangjinsijiushitaduyoudebiaozhi,zhishitazhishengchanleyinianjiutingchanle,liangnianqianmingjiupaimaihuishangcengchuxianguoyiping,zuizhongyiyibaiwushiwanchengjiao。”

“si——1953niandefeimao?koushuiyaoliuchulaile。”

“nanguaineimegui,wonenglijiele。”

“loushangnilijiegepi,1953niandefeimaoa,weishenmegehoujialiyouzheimeduo?zheigeshijieshizenmele?!”

“huibuhuizhiyoupingzishizhende,limianzhuangdejiuqishizaohuanle。”

“dui,kendingshizheiyangde,zhiyouzheiyangcaijieshidetong。”

“yuanlaishijiajiu,geweijiuxingdalaolengjinga。”

feimaojituandashangzhubo20fachaohuo:“womenyuanyihua200wanxianggehouqiugouyiping,ruguonenggouduomai,womenqiuzhibude!”

“**,zenmeturanjiuliangbaiwanle!bushishuojiajiuma?!”

“zheigeduojiuxingdouchulaile,yitamendejingmingzenmekenenggoumaijiajiu?”

“feimaojituandouchulaiguanfangrenzhengle。”

“feimaojituan:wogaojiaqiugouwozijidejiu……”

maijiuxiaolangjun:“zheixiejiushizhende!!!jinbianfeimaopinggaishangdejinsishizhenzhengdejinzi,erqieshiteshugongyidazao,yidankaifengjinsibiranhuiyankaifengchuduankaizaiyelianjiebushang,zheidujueleyongpingzizhuangjiajiudekeneng!erzheixiejiubingmeiyoukaifengdehenji!”

feimaojituan:“xiaolangjunhendongxinga,zheixiequeshidoushizhendejinbianfeimao,zhishijuwosuozhi,1953nianyigongzhishengchanlewubaiping,zheilideshuliangsihuchaoguolewubaiping?”

“haojiahuo,wozhijiehaojiahuo,chuzeiyongyoudeshuliangchaoguoleshengchandeshuliang,hainenggengxiuyidianma?”

“zuidadekenengshifeimaojiuchangteyiweichuzeiduoshengchanlezheimeduo,zhuanchengsongjitade!”

“hahaha,nimendenaodongzhenda,1953nianchuyunhaimeichushengba,zenmesong?”

“shenmegui,nimenzenmeyueshuoyuexuanhu?”

gulexinmeigongfulihuizhibojiandeshuiyou,taningzhongdekanzhexiaoqingge,“qingge,wojiexialaishuodeshiniyidingyaozuohaoxinlizhunbei!”

“你说吧。”

xiaoqinggebingbuzaiyi,tahaibuzhidaozhibojiandeshiqing,kaixindejuedezijidelaogongmeiyouzangsifangqian。

gulexinturanburenxingaosutazheigecankudexianshi,danshiweileranghaojiemeizaorikanqingchuzheigezhanan,tahaishishenxiyikouqi,“nilaogongshouzangdezheixiejiudoushi1953nianshengchandejinbianfeimao,yipingjiazhizhishaobaiwan!”

“怎么可能?!”

xiaoqinggekeaidezhangdalezuiba。

zhaolingerhetiankekeyeyitongbianchenglebiaoqingbao。

“hahaha,sandanvshenbeizhenhandeyangzidoutaikeaile。”

“woxiangcaifanggehou,baiwanmingjiuchaocaishiyizhongshenmetiyan?”

“chuzeiweileyinzangjinbianfeimao,juranbajiupingshangdeshangbiaodousiguangle,xinjiketaishenle!”

“haishigehoulaogonghuiwana,sifangqianzangchulexingaodu,niubizhale!”

zaisanquerenhou,xiaoqinggecaijieshoulezheigeshishi。

tadebiaoqinglikefuzaqilai,yanzhongyinyinyouzheleihuashanshuo,xianranshenshoudaji。

zheifushanggandebiaoqingrangwushurentongxinjishou,henbudetidaozhaochuyundantiao。

zhaolingerqifendao:“qingge,nanrendoushidazhutizi,tabuzhideninanshou!”

sheizhixiayike,xiaoqinggezijijiuzhenzuoleqilai。

“wolaogongzhishixihuanchizheizhongjiuchaodecaieryi,tabugaosuwokendingyounanyanzhiyin,zaishuo,zangdianjiuyouzenmele?chulezheixiejiu,takendingmeiyouqitadedongxiyinmanwo!”

所有人:“……”

made,shachugou,duogehou!

找!

bixuyaobachugoudedikujibachulai!

我们要报夺妻之仇!

zhaolingersannvtongyangshixiaoshouwoquan,biezhekouqi。

rensheidoukandechulai,zangjiuzheijianshichuchutouzhebuxunchang。

这些酒哪里来的?

他哪有钱买的?

weishenmeguyibashangbiaoquansile?

danshigehoupianpianzijizhaojiekoushuofuleziji。

她太单纯了。

caihuibeineigezhananchidesiside。

gulexinduizhezhibojiancuicudao:“dajiakuaijisiguangyi,womenhaiyoumeiyoushenmedifangmeizhao!wozongganjuegehoulaogongyinzangzhedamimi!”

“woyejuede,cirendingranbutongxunchangye!”

“turanjianhaoxingfen,haoxiangyaojianzhengmouzhongshikeyiyang。”

“woganjuezheijiujueduishibingshanyijiao!”

“shufang,weishenmebuquzhaoshufang?!”

“duiduidui,gehoujialikeshidudongbieshu,zenmekenengmeiyoushufang!”

“laile,laile,youyigezangsifangqiandezuijiadidian!”