linshiyanshunjiandengdayanjing。
tajianzhibuganxiangxinzijitingdaodehua，luodaojingranshuoyaobazheishougechangjizijiting？
而且还是原创的？
taconglaimeiyoujingliguozheizhongshiqing，yemeiyounagenanshengganzheimedadanzaidatingguangzhongzhixiajitaxiange。
jinguantaweirenlengao，cikeyeshixiudemanliantonghong。
gangadeyanjingdoubuzhidaowangnalikan，bietiyouduogangale。
taxianzaizhiqiuluodaochuangzuodegequbuyaotainanting，buranhuichengweitayishengdexiaohua。
banshangdetongxue，zaijingguoduanzandezhenjingguohou，hongrandaxiao。
“haha，luodaoweilinshiyanchuangzuoyishouge，tahaizhenxiangzhuiqiulinshiyana。”
“我快要笑死了！”
“tabuhuirenweizheiyangjiunenggougandonglinshiyanba。”
“xiangyongzheiyangdefangshiyinqilinshiyanzhuyi，budebushuozheibanfahenhao，kexitataigaoguzijile。”
“laji，shenmerendouxiangchangzheigequzhenyouzheimerongyi，wodounengdangdamingxingle。”
jiduderenyouchaofengdeyeyouren，danshimeiyourenrenweiluodaonenggoudedaolinshiyanderenke。
zailuodaodeshijie，tongxuemendechaofengyijicunzaidoushiduoyude，tadeyanlizhiyouneigexiufenbuyidelinshiyan。
zhouwenjingyeshifenwuyu，bayuanbenshixiangjiluodaoyigezhengmingzijicainengdejihui，quexiangbudaozheijiahuojingranchenzhezheigejihuixiangzijidenvshenbiaobai，bazijideyinlekedangchengbiaobaixianchangle？
zhouwenjingyouxieshengqi，rangyehouhuizijidangchudejueding。jiubuyinggairangluodaoshanglaichanggede，xianzaiyebuhaoyisibaluodaoganxiaqu。
zhiyuluodaokeyishuodeyuanchanggequ，tayagenjiubufangzaixinshang。
linshiyantingdaotongxuemendechaofengshengzaiyeannabuzhunuqi：“luodao，ruguonixiangyongzheizhongfangshijuedezijihenteshu，neinijiudacuotecuole！”
“wozuitaoyannizheizhongwucaiyouwudedenansheng，buyaoyiweizijizuochuyidianxiyinyanqiudeshiqing，wojiuhuiduinilingyanxiangkan！”
“wogaosuniruguozheijiushiniyaojiwodejingxi，neiwoxianzaijiukeyigaosuni，woxianzaijuedenihentaoyan！”
linshiyannuqinanxiao，tiqiyigexuezhapingshenmerangzijirucinankan，bazijifangzaihuoshangkao，yaoshirangzijizhidaobeiyigexuezhabiaobai，gujizijiyehuichengweixiaohua。
erqie，gebibanderenyebuzhidaotingdaoleshenmeshengyin，yefenfenpaoguolaikanrenao，tebieshitingdaoluodaohaicengkebiaobai，gengjiaxingfen。
cishiketangshangdeqifenyeshifenrenao，tongxuemendouxiangdalejixueyiyang，feichangxingfen。
xuezhaxiangbanshangzuiyouxiudenvshenbiaobai。
jieguobeinvshendalian，haisipilailianzhanzaineili。
tamendaoxiangkankanluodaoyouheshouchang。
zhangyaoyangxiaodeyanleidoukuaichulaile，tanengyugandaoxiakehou，luodaodedamingbiranhuichuanbianzhenggexuexiao，“luodao，nichumingle，wobaozhengnihuichengweixuexiaozuidadexiaohua。”
luodaomeiyouyinweilinshiyandemanmanershengqi，zheigehuanhuanshuo：“jintianshinideshengri。”
jinjinduanduanyijuhua，shunjianjiuranglinshiyanlianshangdefennushunjianxiaoshilewuyingwuzong。
心里却十分震惊！
yinweitaconglaimeiyougaosuguorenheren，jintianshitadeshengri。
罗刀这怎么知道的？
ranertabingbuzhi，luodaozaishangyishikeshipeibantaguolehaoduocishengri。
youyicitahaiteyiwenlinshiyan，weishenmedushudeshihoubugaosudajiazijideshengri。
linshiyanshuotayaobadiyigeshengrihezijixihuanderenyiqiguo。
shangyishi，linshiyanqueshishidiyigeshengriheyizhongrenyiqiguo。
zheiyishi，luodaoyaoduoquzheigejihui！
quanbantongxueyeshiyipianhuaran，yinweitamendoubuzhidaolinshiyandeshengri，luodaoyoushizenmezhidaode？
luodaomeiyouhuidasuoyourendeyihuo，biaoqingbiandezhuanzhu，qingqinganxialediyigeyinjian。
qingkuaiyindiao，huanhuanxiangqi。
zhouwenjingyanlishanguoyisichayi，huibuhuidanqinyishangshoujiuzhidao。
luodaoyichushou，tajiuduandingluodaokendingshidonggangqinde，buranbukenengdanchuzheimehuankuaideyindiao。
nandaozheijiahuoshenzangbulu？
zhouwenjingcishikanluodaodeyanshenyemanmanbianle。
linshiyanzeshiyilianzhenjing，nandaozheijiahuozhendehuidanqin？
jiuzaitachayideshihou，luodaojiuyijinghuanhuanchangchugequ。
“祝你生日快乐。”
huanhuandeyindiao，peishangzheishuhuandegediao。
一开口就是王炸！
shunjianrangquanchangsuoyoutongxueyaquewusheng。
changgehaobuhaoting，kantachanggedefayinbawodedaobudaowei，youmeiyouganqing。
yongfubuchangge，erbushizhijieyongpingchangshuohuadeshengyin。
suoyourenyanshenjiugenjianguiside，doubuganxiangxinluodaojingranchangchuzheimehaotingdegequ。
erqiehaishiyishengriweizhutidegequ，bushihelinshiyandeshengrixiangdapeima？
gengkepadezheishougejingranshiluodaodeyuanchuang。
suizheyijuyouyijudegecibeiluodaoyongbaohanshenqingdeshengyinchangchu。
zaichangdetongxuemenzaiyewufapingjingneixindezhenhan。
yigegeyanshendouxiangkanguaiwuyiyangdingzheluodao。
shengrigecijiandan，danshijiandanmingle，wenxinlanglangshangkou。
zhangyaoyanggandaoshifenyihuo，tapingchangyexihuantinggezhuixing，shengrigezheizhongshiyingxinghenqiangdegequ，bukenengmeiyoutingshuoguo。
“qiguai，zheizhonggeneimehaotingchangfajiandan，yiqianwozenmemeiyoutingshuoguo？”
zhangyaoyangtongzhuodao：“woyemeitingshuo，gaibuhuizhenshiluodaoyuanchuangdeba？”
zhangyaoyangdunshibeizijidexiangfaheleyitiao。
ruguo，zheishougezhenshiluodaoyuanchuang，neitajueduishitiancai！
erqiezheishoushengrigehaiyoucihaoting，shuobudingnenggouzaiwangluobaohuo。
太他妈扯淡了！
“zhunixingfu，zhunishentiankang。”
“祝你前途光明。”
yijuyouyijuzhufudeyuyancongluodaokoulichangchu。
zaizheizhonglangmanqingchundeqifenyingxiangxia，xuduotongxueqingbuzijingenzhechangqilai。
yourendaitoujiugenzheyourenfuhe。
quanbanchanggedeshengyinyuelaiyueda，shenzhilianchuanghuwaineixietiyukedetongxueyegenzhechangqilai。
linshiyanxinruchaoyong，yanshenshanshuozhejidongdeguangmang，ningshizhetaishangdeluodao。
zhenggebanderenhechangyishoushengrige，weitazhuhe。
yuanbenlinshiyanhaiyouxieqifenluodaobaochutajintianshengyiri。
keshidangluodaoyongzheishougezhufutadeshihou，shunjianrangtahenbuqiluodao。
napalinshiyanduiluodaomeiyouxiangfayebujinxinshenggandong。
tahaikandaoquanbannvtongxueneizhongxianmudeyanshengenbenzangbuzhu。
zheifenliwulinshiyanhenmanyi。
tajuedejiusuanyihouzijiyekeyixiangbierenxuanyao，cengjingyouyigeshaonianxieleyishougesongjizijiguoshengri。
yixiangdaoluodaozheizhongyoucaihuaderenyexihuanziji，linshiyanbiaomianbudongshengse，neixinquehuanxidehen。
yiquchangwan，luodaoyanzhongxiaoyimanman：“lintongxue，zheishougeshiwosongjinideshengriliwu，nihaimanyima？”