第一章
gaokaoqianxi，woshuangbaotaimeimeizaiwoniunailixiayao，haiwoshenshuaijiebingwei。
binsizhiqian，tahendudiduiwoshuo，“pingshenmenizixuechengjiyebiwohao！nigenbenbupeigaokao！bupeigaibianmingyun！”
tawangle，tazixiaotiruoduobing，shishenweijiejiedewoyiranjuerandifangqilewodedushujihui，chuoxuedagonggongtadushu。
tadechengjiyeshiyinweitazaoliandejieguo。
wodefuchuhuanlaidequeshitadecanhai。
zhonglaiyisheng，kanzhemeimeiguzuochanruodeyangzi，woshuo，“xuexigaibianmingyun，wobuhuifangqidugaozhongdejihui！”
wozhengzaijiamenkoudedilibaiyumideshihou，youchaxiqiyangyangdizhanzaiwojiamenkouhanzhe，“hehuahetang，nimenliangdeshengzhongxueluqutongzhishudaole！”
cihuayichu，hehuazuoshounazheshu，youshounazheyizhibinggunhuanhuancongwulizouchu。
wozechuanzhezijizuizangdeyifu，daizhepodongdetoujin，zhanzailierixiadeyumidili。
taxieguoyouchaxiaoge，pobujidaidichaikailewoliangdetongzhishu。
shangmianxiezhewozaicicizhongkaozhongqudelequanxiao150mingdechengji，hehuakaolequanxiao26ming。
woxinliyisong，dunshiyoulediqi，zheigechengjinengdedaoshengzhongxueluqutongzhishuburongyi。
zheishiwoguyimeizuojidaodatidejieguo，shiqianshidewoguyikaoza，guyibujizijishangxuedexiwang。
keshiwoyijingjingliguoyishi，kantoulexuduo。
jiranlaotianjilewozheigejihui，woyidinghuizhuazhu！
wanfandeshihou，mamakaixindikanzhewoliangdeluqutongzhishu，zhuanyanyoushileyankuang。
“mameibenshi，meiqiangongnimenjieliangerdoushangxue。”
hehuakesouleliangsheng，liansecangbai。
woxiangqiqianshi，yeshizheiyangdechangjing。
womabanyetoutoujiaowoqichuang，hewoshuo，“**meicongxiaojiushenzibuhao，nizuojiejiedejiuzhinengduozhaoguzheta。niliangdoukaoshanglegaozhong，keshijialiqiong，shizaigongbuqilianggerena！nimenzongyaoyouyigemeiyouxueshang，ma......maduibuqinimen！”
wangzhemalianshangleishuilianlian，youdanxinmeimeideshentigancuhuohuichibuxiao，woxiadingjuexinfangqixueye，dagonggongmeimeidushu。
gaozhongbuzaishiyiwujiaoyu，yaojiaodeqianhenduo。
congneiyihouwoyitiandasanfengong，tongshihaizixuegaozhongzhishi，shenzhijilaochengji，luoxialetoutongtixudemaobing。
pahehuaweiwonanshou，wohaiteyizhunbeileyitaoshuocilaianweita，wogaosuta，shijinzizonghuifaguang。
shishizhengmingguozhenruci，wobiandagongbianzixue，yitianzhishuisansigexiaoshi，hehehuayitongzuogaokaotiworengjiukaodebitahao。
ertazaojiubeishengchengdehuahuashijiemileyan。
wobuduanweitafudaogongke，tongshibaominglegaokao，qidaizhekaoshangdaxueaochutou。
meixiangdaowofuchuquanbuzhenxin，qianxinwankugongchulaidemeimei，zhishiyinweijiduwochengjibitahao，suoyiduiwotongxiashashou，rangwomeiyoulegaokaogaibianmingyundejihui。
zhidaofuchuleshengmingdedaijia，wocaiyuanyichengren，wodemeimeishigebaiyanlang。