“滴铃铃铃……”
考试结束。
wangyinaqiwenju，yishenqingsongdelikaijiaoshi。
duihoumiandekaoshizenmeyang，tayebuquduoxiangle。
一句话，就很稳。
zouchujiaoshihou，yingruyanliandeshilvqibaiqiangdezoulang，conggegejiaoshifengyongerchudeshaonanshaonv，tamenyoudeqingsong，youdechoumei，danbushishenshangdeqingchunchaoqi。
zhenshiyigerangrenhuainiandenianji！
高中生活好啊！
wangyiqingqinggankaileyiju，zouguoyichuchuangqian，zaibolishangmianyingzhaochuzijideyangzi。
年轻！
朝气！
还挺帅！
kanzhekanzhe，wangyiliekaizuixiaoleqilai。
ershijinianhoudeta，shentifafu，fajixianshenggao，pajicengloujiuchuan，quhuisuodouganjueyouxinwuli，duibuqimeizi……nalixiangxianzai18suidenianji，nanadouyoujing，mulaohudehoutuidougankang……
hahaha，yuanlaizhongshengzhendehenxiang！
“lalalala，quma？peima？zheilanlvdepifeng！”
“zhanma？zhana！yizuibeiweidemeng……”
wangyibuzijinchangqileyishouyoueryuanzhige，buliaozheigeshihou，yizhishoumengranzhuazhuletadeyiling，henhendewanghouyizhuai。
jiangdegeshengjiaranerzhi，wangyidajiaoyisheng：“**！”
tachadianbeizhuaidedaozaidishang。
fenranhuitouyikan，dunshidachiyijing。
yanqianshiyizhangqingchunzhaohuahaowuxiacijuemeichuchendelianpang，yongyouzhexingxingbanshanliangdemeimou，bushifendaidelianshangxirunningzhi，bailitouhong，liumeiruyan，danchunsuchi，xiufashuchenggaomawei，yixinaihuangseboshanpeilanseniuziku，qingsezhongyijianenaniaona。
zheishiyizhongsuoyounanshengxinmuzhongdenvshenbaiyueguang！
jiushiganggangbeitajubaodeneiwei——
大名黄唯！
renruqiming，weiweiyiren，weimeiweita！
wangyixinliweixu，ganggangtazaikaochangwumietazuobi，haitabeijiankaolaoshijiancha，queshiyoudianbuhoudao；qiehoumiandekaoshi，haiyaoduoduoyangzhangzheiweixiaohua，cishijiantayifuyaochirendemoyang，lijixiaozheshuodao：“yuanlaishihuangweitongxue，gangcaizhenshibuhaoyisi，shiwoyanhuale，duibuqia！”
xinxuguixinxu，dantasishijisuidexinlinianling，duishangzheishibasuidexiaonvwa，meidaolifanchu。
她又不能真吃人。
meixiangdao，huangweishenshouyitui，jiangtaanzaileqiangshang。
我……我被壁咚了？
这妹子好大的力气！
“yanhua？wokannishixiangsi！wangyi，nidaodishenmeyisi？womenshitongxueba，chuyidaogaosan，liuniantongban，jiusuanwozhendezuobi，nijubaowo？”shaonvlengmodeyanshenchongmanshaqi。
a，yuanlaiwomentongbanleliuniana！
“neige，huangweitongxue，jiushiyichangwuhui。zheiyang，woqingnichifan，jiudangpeizui。”
“sheiyaochinidefan？jiwoyigeliyou，burannisidingle！”
huangxiaohuadengzheyanjing，zhuazhewangyideyifu，jiangtaanzaiqiangshang，yilianlengli，zheiqishixiangjileyemannvyoulimiandesongmingxi。
zheiyimubeibushaoluguodexueshengkanjian，dunshiyilunfenfen。
“neibushixiaohuahuangweima？fashengshenmeshile，neigebeianzhedenanshengshishei？”
“kendingyoushinagebukaiyan，xianglaihamachitianeroude，xianzaihaole，quanwangxiaohualejieyixia。”
“bushizhuiqiuzhe，neinandejubaohuangweizuobi，woqinyankandaode。”
“pu——，huangweihaixuyaozuobi？cheniba，meiyoushiniannaoxueshuanganbuchujubaohuangweizheizhongshi。”
“tazheijiaosiyouyugu，nimencaitayaochijiquan？”
“……”
wangyizuosiyouxiang，xunsiyoushenmebanfarangyigenvshengbuchanzhenibufang。
终于，他想到了。
wangyikanzhehuangweideyanjing，yunniangleyixiaqingxu，tuifeiyoushenqingdeshuodao：“haoba，neiwojiujiniyigeliyou，huangweitongxue，yinweiwo，xihuanni！！xiangrangniduiwoyinxiangshenke！womenkuaibiyele，zheishiwozuihoudejihui！”
“？？？”
黄唯一脸诧异。
ranhou，tahuranyiquandazaiwangyideduzishang。
neiyishunjian，wangyizhijuefanjiangdaohai，wuzheduzidunlexiaqu。
这真是万万没想到。
tayiweihuangxiaohuayitingzheigeliyou，huimashanghuangluandetaopao，ketajuranyongquantouhuiyingta。
quanwangxiaohua，guoranbushichuide。
“wangyi，nizhenshige**，zuotiancaigenheshuyingbiaobaibeiju，jintianjiushuoxihuanwo？nidangwoshibeitaima？xiacizaiganzheimeshuo，wodadiaonidemenya！”
shuowan，tashuaizhemaweimaizhedazhangtui，yangzhangerqu。
wangyiroulehaoyihuiduzicaizhanqilai，shangyishitagenhuangweidejiaojibuduo，yemeijihuishitadenvquan，jieguoshishishijiushishidejiezou。
yihouhaishishaozhaorezheigebaolimeizi。
“hai，yige，nizenmeyang？”
yigeliuzhexiguatoudexiaopangziguiguisuisuidelaidaowangyimianqian。
wangyikanzheta，yinggaihenshu，danjiushijiaobushangmingzi：“nijiaoshalaizhe？”
“**，yige，nibuhuibeihuangweidachengshiyileba？shiwoa，wuqi。”
“e，pangzia，niyixiabiandezheimexiuqi，wochadianmeirenchulai。”
wuqi，zhichayigezijiunengqudaoshishile，kexile！
liangrencongxiaojiurenshi，faxiaotiegemen！yiqipaoguozao，yiqichiguoji，yiqidayouxi，yiqizhuiguogou，buguopingshijiaoguanlechuohao，damingshizhenmeixiangqilai。
zhuyaoshishangyishipangziquqishengzihou，chengleqiguanyan，lianximanmanyeshaole。
cishi，pangzihaishihenhaoqi：“nizenmedezuihuangxiaohuale？”
wangyigouzhetajianbang：“zenmejiaodezui，zheijiaoqinjin，dashiqin，mashiai，dongbudong？”
“**！yige，nifengle，zhunbeizhuihuangwei？neiheshuyingzenmeban？”
“何淑英是谁？”
“？？？”
说曹操，曹操就到。
lianggenvshengchaozheibianzouleguolai，yigedabanchengshuyaoraopoyouzise，yigeshencaiaixiaopingpingwuqi；neigeyaoyannvsheng，jiushiheshuying。
erwangyikandaota，yiduanbeichenfengdejiyiyexiangkaizhayiyang，penyongerchu。
zhishi，bushishenmemeihaohuiyi。
fanerxiangshibeigouyaoleyikoudeteng。
鱼塘主，何淑英。
tongyangshixiaohua，buguogenhuangweidetianranmeibuyiyang，heshuyingdemeiwanquanshihoutianxiubuchulaide，kaozhefuzhuang，huazhuang，gezhongzhuang，jiangzijibaozhuangchengyige“jingzhi”xiaohua，wangyishangyishijiubeitazhuangdaole，ranhoufengkuangzhuiqiu，zhuyoumenglexin，yizhitianletasannian。
tayizhiyiweizijizaiheshuyingxinlishizuiteshude，shijishangzhishizhongduoteshuzhezhiyi。
zhidaogaokaoqianyitian，tahaizaigentashenqingbiaobai。
kejieguo，yiruqianmiandenci，yizhituozhe，yeyizhidiaozhe。
最后等到了什么？
dengdaomouyitian，taqinyankanjiantagenlingyigenandeqingqingwowo，lian**re，jiuchazaidajieshangfanyanshengxi！dangbeizhuangpozijidexingjing，heshuyingshizenmehuidade？
“wangyi，yiqianrangnizhuiwo，shikannikelian！”
“xianzai，mafannisiyuandian！buyaoyingxiangwotanlianai！”
“nizenmegengouyiyangdefanren，guna……”
rujin，zhonghuoyishi，zaikanjianzheigenvren，wangyizhijuedezhenzhenfanwei，fanweizijicengjingdeyuchun。
zheiyishi，tabuxiangzaigentayourenhedejiaoji。
wangyilazhepangzizhuanshenjiuzou。
meixiangdao，heshuyingjingranchongshanglaiyibalazhuleta：“wangyi！”
wangyizhoumei，lijichouhuileshoubei：“ganma？”
heshuyingweiweiyizheng，chayiyuwangyicishidelengmo，heyiwangjieranbutong，dantahenkuaijiuluchuyigexiaorong，dao：“wangyi，woxianglexiang，zuotianwoshuodehuayoudianzhongle，gennidaogeqian！kaoshizenmeyang？xinkuleyitian，yiqiquchifanba，nanshanjiekaileyijiariliaodian，tingshuoweidaohenbucuo。”
“你请我吃日料？”
“hehe，haoa，woqingke，nifuqian。”heshuyingxiaodao。
**！
当自己很幽默呢！