第三章 满嘴跑火车

“nixiangyaoduoshao?”xuxiaolishenxikouqi,wendao。

zheijianshitangruokeyiyongqianjiejue,zuihao!

不然,家无宁日!

“zuishaoshiwan!”liushuiwangshizidakaikou,dingzhexuxiaolixizhangyunchengdeshuangtui,jinbuzhudetunyankoushui,yanmaolvguang。

许小莉花容失色。

tadefanying,zhengshiliushuiwangxiangyaode!

“meiqianshiba?haoshuo,jintianwanshangnipeiwochuquhejiu,zaisihouwoxigezao,zheishierjiusuanguoqule!”

“buran,laozifeilenidetui,kantemeyihounihaizenmechuqugouyinyenanren!”

刘水旺猥琐的狞笑。

xuxiaolizuanzhequantou,zhijiaciruzhangxin,quebujuedetong!

guoqu,zongranshishengjiangshidingjijiazujianlezijidouhuikeqisanfen!

jinri,yixiaoqueba,jiuganeyuqingbo!

xuxiaolifennueryouwukenaihe!

“出去,大坏蛋!”

turan,zhinenqueyouwubiyingqidenushengxiangqi,tongshiyigehenxiaodesuliaowanjuchaoliushuiwangdelianshangfeiqu。

啪!

“哎哟!”

liushuiwangwuzhubizitongjiao。

tongtongxiangshigexiaodaren,qiazheyao,bubeibukang,numuxiangxiang!

“haoanigexiaowangbadan!”

“我特么宰了你!”

liushuiwangborandanu,duisisuidehaizihaobuxincishouruan,yigunzizaxiaqu!

“不要!”

xuxiaolihemuqinshishengjingjiao。

千钧一发。

yizhishouturanhengzaitongtongtoushang,bupianbuyidezhuazhumugun。

liushuiwangdingjingyikan,jingshixianqianyibazhangdadiaozijiyikemenyadeneigeren!

lileidejishichuxian,lingxuxiaoliyijiarenbujindaileng,wanfenqingxingdetongshiyeshifenchayi。

他是谁?

他怎么来了?

munvgehuaixinnian,xushihengquezishizhizhongsuozhebozibugantaitou!

“temede!shinixiaozi!”

“xiongdimenji**sita!”

刘水旺嘶声怒吼。

xuxiaolixinligedengyixia。

tamenzheimeduoren,feinaochurenmingbuke!

报警!

xuxiaolifanyingbuman,liketaochushouji,ranerxiayimiao,jiaoqudunshijiangzhu。

bageren,jingmeiyouyigekeyikaojinlilei。

zaitamenxiangyaokaojinzhiqian,jiuyijingbeilileiyiquandafei!

惨叫声,不绝于耳。

buzushimiao,lianliushuiwangzainei,quanbutangxia,zuicandeyige,bizipashisuichenglezha,lianbushenxian,xuebuyaoqiansidepenyong。

这特么是人吗!

“ge,doushiwuhui,jicijihui,wocuole,zhenzhidaocuole。”

liushuiwangkongjuwanfen,kuzhelianyangqiu。

“滚!”

liushuiwangyibangrenruhuodashe,baotoushucuan。

canghuangdepaochuxiaoqu,langbeiwubidejigerenxinyouyuji,yizhangzhanglianshabaizhiji。

“liuge,zheihuodaodisheia,**,yetaimengle!”

“caotemede,woshisuanle!meixiangdaojuranshigeyingchazi!”

liushuiwangmamalieliedehendao:“zheijianshinimenbieguanle,wojiaowojiuguolai,zhijiejizheixiaozizhuaqilai,caotemede!”

tabuzhidaozijiyouduozouyun。

ruobushilileibuxiangrangnverkandaozijisharen,tagenbenhuobule!

xujiarencishijinghunweiding,shibeiliushuiwanghede,queyeshiyinweilileizheigemoshengrenerdanqie。

yigedabage,haowunandu,taishengmengle!

“wobenlaiyaozoude,qiahaokanjianneigerendairenhuilaibaofu,wozongbunengzuoshibuli,suoyijiulaile。”

李磊笑着解释。

“nizhidaoliushuiwangdejiujiushisheima?”

qibaihuafeidanmeiyouganxiedeyisi,fandaoduilileiyiduziyuanqi。

“是派出所所长!”

“benlaihuaqianjiukeyijiejuedeshi,xianzaijiuyinweiniduoguanxianshi,womenyijiarendouyaozaoyang!”

qibaihuaqijibaihuai,numuyuandeng。

ruoshitianfengdengbuxiazaizhei,yidinghuijingdiaoxiaba。

fangyanquanshijie,sheiganduizhanshenwuli?

jiusuanyou,yezaoyiguhuachenghui!

cishi,zhanshenqueshimiandaiweixiao,haobujieyi!

“妈。”

xuxiaolichongmuqindigeyanse:“nibiezheimeshuo,yaobushita,tongtongyijingchushile。”

tongtonghuranxinggaocailie,haobushengfendepaoquzuanjinlileidehuaizhong。

“shushu,gangcaineixiehuairenhaokee,bamamahelaolao,haiyoutongtong,douhekule,haishishushulihai,yixiajiubatamenquandapaole。”

tongtongrenxiaoguidadehuishenghuise,“douhekule”shuodegenzhenshierside,lilei“gaga”lekailehua,zheimekeaidexiaoyatoujuranshizijinver,duoqiren?

“彤彤你过来。”

qibaihuabawaisunnvbaohuilai,jidao:“wozhidaotajiuletongtong,ketabushihaidaleliushuiwangma,tajiujiusuishidoukenenglaizhuaren!”

“na,niyaozhenhaoxin,dengminjinglaile,nijiushihuashishuo,darendeshini,zheigenwomenjiakemeiguanxi。”

xuxiaoliwuyudao:“ma,tashiweilebangzanmen,nizenmeneng……”

“nibieshuohua!xianzaizanmenjiahaibugoudaomeima!tongtongshangyoueryuandeshidouhaimeiyouzheluo,zaibeiliushuiwangzheteng,zanmenhaihuobuhuole?!”

qibaihuabuyiburaodedengzhelilei:“zongzhidarendeshini,tingjianmei!?”

lileixiaodao:“buguantajiujiushishei,laiyeshidengmendaoqian,buhuiweinannimen。”

qibaihuahenkuazhangdebiaoqingyeyudao:“yoyoyo,niyiweinishisheia,shuozheizhongdahuayebupashanleshetou?nver,tagaibuhuishinidezhuiqiuzheba?wogaosunia,mabutongyi!jiutazheizhongmanzuipaohuochederen,siyebunengyao!”

李磊:“……”

xuxiaolixiuhonglelian,kuxiaobude:“ma,wo……”

手机忽然响起。

xuxiaolizhihaodazhu,xianjiedianhua,“ngng”lejisheng,jingranyouzhuanxi!

“shidezhiyoueryuandewangtaowangyuanzhang,tayuewowanshangchifan,tantongtongshangyoueryuandeshi。”

gualedianhua,xuxiaolipobujidaifenxiangzheigehaoxiaoxi。

quniannverjiugaiquyoueryuan,danshiyinweizhongzhongyuanyindangele,jinnianxuxiaolizaozaojiukaishipaozheijianshi,kebuzhidaoweihe,chuchupengbi,meiyouyijiayoueryuankenjienanver。

现在总算有了希望!

qibaihuaxishangmeishao:“haohaohao,zanmenjiazongsuanshiyougehaoxiaoxile,zheishiyaozhuanyunlea!”

xushihengyexiaole,xiaozhexiaozhe,laoliangkoujingranmushanleiguang。

“juwosuozhi,shengjiangshiyejiubaidayoueryuanmianqianghaisuankeyi,weishenmebusonghaiziqubaidani?”lileixiaozhewen。

许家三人顿时呆愣。

qibaihualikeyidunbiyi:“nikendingshiwaidilaideba!shuohuayiqianbaituonichaqingchu,baidaneikeshishengjiangshizuidingjiandeguizuyoueryuan,meiyouzhiyi!niyiweisheixiangjinjiunengjinma!”