第4章 老战神的电话

“嘟嘟嘟……”

bansuizheyizhenzhen**yewushangzhongyufaxiankoudailidedianhuayoubuzhidaoduogeweijiedianhua,zhidaoxianzaicaifaxian。

yewushangnaqishoujikanlekan,xiaozheshuodao:“yedui,wohuihuaxiazheimezhongyaodeshiqingmeigenneilaotoubaobeiyenanguaitahuijihuaile,gailaidezongguihuilaide。”

“yewushang,nizheichouxiaozibieshuowobujinijieshidejihuiweishenme?yizhilianxibudaonijintianyidingyaojiwoyigejiaodai!daodifashengleshenmeweishenmedaizhetiancejunquantihuijiangzhou!nishiyaozaofanma,nihaiyoumeiyoubawofangzaiyanli,nijiwoshuohua!”

“haiyounishouxiadeyipintangderen,sunlaoyijizhaosanjiaweishenmequandouqulejiangzhou,shibushinideshouyi!nishiyaobajiangzhoudetianjixianlema!”

huaxiajunshizongbunei,neiweishenchuanrongzhuangdelaojiangjunbutingdipaidazhezhuoziyongjintaquanshendeliqixiangdianhuaneitounuhoudao,henbudexianzaijiuchongdaojiangzhoubayewushangjiqiangbile。

“laojiangjun,ninxianbiedongnua,nindouyidabanianjilebiebashentiqihuaile,ninxianzuoxialaihekouchaxiaoxiaoqi。womanmangennijiangshiqingdejingguo。”

mianduizheiweiqinshoubatadaiqujunyingdangzijiqinerziduidaidelaojiangjun,yewushangganjinxiaozhelianpeizhebushi,shenhaipabalaorenjiadeshentiqichumaobinglai。

yewushangshenxileyikouqi。

“laojiangjun,shiqingshizheiyangde,wunianle,woweihuaxiadalewuniandezhang,buguanzhanshiduomexiongxianwobidingshoudangqichongjiushiweileyouyitiannengrongguigulipeideshangwodeqizi,keshi……dangwoxianrujincaizhidaowohaiyougenver,zhidaotajiwodaledianhuawocaizhidaozheijiniantachibubaoshuibunuan,dongbudongjiuyaoshoudaozijishenshendedama,tangtanghuaxiajuranyouzheizhongshexiexinchangdefuren!”

“jiangzhoulongjiajiuyinweiwonvershishenhuaidaqiyunderen,bianzhishineifurenyongdouzhuanxingyizhishubuduandamawonverzhuanjiaqiyunjitamenziji,huanquzijidefeihuangtengda。”

“wopinmingbaohuzheguojiahuanlaideshishenme,wobaohudejiushizheiyiqunchushengma?ninzhidaowozaidianhuaneitoutingdaoneiyibazhangdazaiwonvershenshangdeshengyinwoshiyouduomexinteng,duomedehenzijima,duohenzijizheimeduonianmeibaohuhaota,meiyoujitayigemeihaodetongnian!”

“zheishiduomekexiao!wobaohuhuaxia,baohudejiushizheiyiqun**!zheiyicibuguanninyaozenmechufawo,wobidingyaojiwoqinvtaohuiyigegongdao!”

yewushangyueshuoyuejidong,buzijuedetigaolesangmen。tingdelaojiangjunyexinzhongyizhan。

“hunao!zheimedadeshiqingniweishenmebudiyishijiangaosuwo,nishijuedezijichibangyinglewoguanbulenile,haishijuedewonianjidalebunengbangnibaipingzheixieshiqingle!ruguowobulianxiwonijiudasuanmanzhewo?nidaodihaiyoumeiyoubawofangzaiyanli。”

tingdaoleyewushangnversuozaoshoudezhemo,laojiangjunetoushangdeqingjindoubaoqi。tamaiyuanyewushangweishenmezheimedadeshiqingbutongzhiziji。

taxixiawunvweilehuaxiazhijinweihuntabayewushangjiudangchengzijideqinerzi,kekeneibianshitadeqinsunnv,tamenjuranchilexiongxinbaozidanjuranganqifutadesunnv,jiusuanyewushangbuchushoutayeyaoqinziquyitangjiangzhoubaneiqunrencuoguyanghui!

“wushang,nizhidaowoyizhibanidangchengwodeqinerziyihoufashengleisideshiqingniyaodiyishijiantongzhiwo,woxianzaijiujiuqianwangjiangzhou,buyaopa,tianjiusuantaxialaihaiyoulaotouziwojinichengzhe!nijiufangxindadandezuo,wodaoyaokankanzheilongjiasuanshenmedongxi!”

"keshinindeshenti,wozijinengbaiping,weiweiwei……"

“yibalaogutouhaisibule,jiuzheiyang!”haimeidengyewushangshuowan,laojiangjunbianguaduanledianhuashenpayewushangdanxintadeshentiburangtaqianwangjiangzhou。

“fenfuqingbaoke!jiwocha,haiyoujiwochawodaoyaokankanjiangzhoushenmeshihouchuxianyigelongjiajuranganzuochuzheizhongmuwuwangfadeshiqing!”

huaxiajunshizongbudeqingbaokederenlimaxingdongleqilai,chaxunzheguanyujiangzhoulongjiayijingyewushangqinvdeyiqiexiaoxi。

buyihuiyihuinianqingdeshaojiangchonglejinlai,jiaojideshuodao:“laojiangjunchadaole,zheishijiangzhoulongjiadeguanyushaoshuaiqinvdexinxi。”

shuowan,laojiangjunbiandakaileziliao,jiangzhoulongjiawunianqianhaishijiangzhouburuliudeyigexiaojiazu,jiuzaituranjianbuzhidaoshenmeyuanyin,shiyeshangturanyifanfengshuntouzishenmedounengzhuandepengmanboman,yunshirurizhongtianyiyuechengweilejiangzhoudiyihaomen。

yewushangdeqiziyunshuwunianqianweihunshengzi,beifuqinyiqizhixiaganchujiamen,yizhijiezhuzaishushujiazhong。yuanbendetianzhijiaonvxianrujinzhinengzaiyijiaxiaogongsizuozhezuidicengdewenyuan,weichizheshengji,yewushangdenveryunkekeshoudaoyunshushushuyijiarendenvedai。

laojiangjunjixukanxiangleziliaokanzheshouzhongyunkekedezhaopian,zheishiduomekeaidexiaonvhaier,danshitadelianshangyoumingxiandebazhangyin,yijingneishouruodeshentishuomingzheitazhangqideyingyangbuliang。

laojiangjunyizhangpaizaizhuozishang,ciyayulie

“hao!hao!hao!haoyigelongjiahaoyigeyunjiajuranqifudaowosunnvheerxifushenshanglaile,guaibudewushangyaodaizhequantitiancejunqianwang,guanbudesunlao,zhaosanjiatamenpinmingqianwangjiangzhou,chuanwodeminglingqujiangzhou。woyidingyaoqujiwushangjiwodesunnvtaoyigegongdao!”

laojiangjunrenbuzhuliuxialeyanlei,tayijingshenshendebayewushangdangchengzijideerzi,bakekedangchenglezijidesunnv,fashenglezheizhongrenshengongfendeshiqingtazaiyewufayizhizijixinzhongdeqingxu。

tingdaolaojiangjundehua,shouxiaderenzhijieguilexialaishuodao:“laojiangjunsansile,ninlaodeshentikejingbuqizhetenga!”

laojiangjunyaoleyaoshou,bishangleyanjing。

“bubiduoshuole!anzhewoshuodezuo,wozijideshentiwozijiqingchu,ruguojintianwobunengqujiangzhoubangwushangchulizheijianshiqingwojiusuanhuodezaijiuyoushenmeyiyi。”

“lingwaijiaoshangzhanlangzhongduiquantirenyuan,haodaiwoyeshiyijunzhijiangqishishangkebunengshujixiandaodeneijigelaojiahuo。”

huaxiajunshizongbuzuiqiangdezhanlizhanlangzhongduilimaxingdongqilaidiaodongzhewuzhuangzhishengfeiji,tamenbixuanzhaolaojiangjundezhishisuilaojiangjunqianwangjiangzhou。

jiangzhoulongjiahaibuzhidaozijizhaoredaoleshenmekongbudecunzai,yingjietamendeyoushishenme。