第一章 重生在给驸马戴绿帽的这一日

shenqingzhongshengzailejitangzongjiudailvmaodezheiyiri。

jiuzaizheiyiri,tangzongjiubeirenfeileshoujinjiaojin,congtangtangyiqifengfadewuzhuangyuanbianchengleyigefeiren。

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“gongzhu……ninzhenmei,rangwolaijininkuanyiba。”yigechunhongchibai,meiqingmuxiu,liuzheyitouzhangfadejunqiaonanzichuxianzaishenqingdeyanqian,“wohuihenwenroude,gongzhu。”

fangjixiangshenshouzhunbeiqujieshenqingdeyidai,kehaimeiyoupengdaoshenqing,jiubeishenqinglaolaodizhuazhule。

“方吉祥?”

shenqingyiyanjiukanqinglezhouwei,zheilishinanfengguanluanxiangyuandeshangfangpiaoxiangge。

fangjixiangshitajijiangchongxingdeluanxiangyuantoupai。

“gongzhu,shiwo。”fangjixiangtingjianshenqingjiaota,yanjingyiliang。

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raner,zhengdangtashentixiangxiaqingxie,zhunbeiwenshenqingdeneiyike,zhijianshenqingyanmouyian,quqixigai,taiqijiaoduizhetadeduzihenhenditileyixia。

“a——!”fangjixiangyigeliangqiangshuaidaozaidi,yilianbukesiyidiwangxiangshenqing。

shenqingbulita,shuangshouzhuajinzijidequnbai,yanhanjiqie,shuangchunjinmin,feikuaidipaochumenwai。

shenqingshixiguohuangdiweiyide,yeshizuishouchongdegongzhu。

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jinrideluanxiangyuanliwaigewairenao,suoyourendoudengzhekanzheiweifumadexiaohua,gengxiangkankanzheiweifumashizenmebeidailvmaode。

yinci,dangshenqingpaochumenwaideshihou,yuanbenxuannaodeluanxiangyuanturanbiandeyaquewusheng。

danshenqingmeiyoulihuizheiqunrentousheguolaidegezhongyanshen,tayongzijizheibeizizuikuaidesudujingzhiwangdamenkoupaoqu。

“gongzhuninqunali?!”fangjixianggenzheshenqingcongfangjianlipaochulai,yishenggaohanchuanbianlezhenggeluanxiangyuandedatang。

shenqingcishizhixiangbaluanxiangyuansuoyoudeyiqiedoudiuzainaohou。

tachongchumenwai,paoshangmache,duizhezijiademachefudahanyiju:“qubeimenhoujie!kuai!”

shangbeizi,zaishenqingfanxiamitiandacuodezheiyitian,tangzongjiuyigerenzaibeimenhouxianghemenjiu,zuihoubeirenzhican,congcidieluonitanhuanghuangbukezhongri。

tacaiershisui!niyijinghuiletadeqiantu,haiyaohuiletaderenshengma?!

“kuai!kuaidian!zaikuaidian!”

shenqingjideyanleidouzaiyankuanglidazhuan。

cishi,beimenhoujie,yueshangliushaotou。

dangjinzhanggongzhudahun,putiantongqing,zhenggehuangchengjiexiaojinyigeyue,daochudouzhangdengjiecai,yipianxiqiyangyang。

yuzhongrenhuanqingjieranbutongdeshi,tangzongjiuzhijuedezheixieshirishizijizuitongkuderizi,taderenshengyipobaibukan,qianfangyipianhunan。

“yeye,tayigerenzaineilihenjiule。”yigekanshangqusiwusuidenvhaiyibianshoushiwankuai,yibiancuishengshengshuodao。

“nianqingren,zongyouxieshangxinshi。”jiujialaobanshigelaotou,yuanbendasuandayang,ketangzongjiuyijingdaizuozaijiaoluolilianggeshichenle,beiyingluomoxiaose,tayeburenxinbarenganzou。

“gege。”nvhaizhengzhedayanjing,kanzhetangzongjiu。

nvhaizhangzheimeda,genzheyeyekaijiupuzheixienian,jianguolailaiwangwanggeshigeyangdekeren,kecongweijianguorucijunmeideren。

qingnianlenggufenming,zhengzhangliansihushitianshangzuiqiaoduotiangongdejiangrendiaokeercheng。

tayouzheliangtiaopiaoliangdenongmei,nongmeixiashiyishuangshensuideyanjing,neiyanjingwanruohaohanyuzhouzhongzuichuncuideheizhenzhuyiban,tadebilianggaoting,shuangchunboerhongrun。

mingmingyijingshichudongdeshenye,qingnianquechuandehenshao,yuanbenjingzhuangdeshenzizaiheiyelixiandegudanyingzhi。

qingniansihujiuheduole,lianjiashangfanzheyipianfeihong,zhangfapijian,fasiyanzhejingzhidexiabadazaixiantiaoyoumeidebozishang。

nvhaizizoudaogegeshenbian,cuishengshengwen,“niweishenmebukaixin?”

tangzongjiucishidazheyan,jilvsuifayanzheerbinsankai,tashuangyanwuguang,lianshangmeiyousihaoshengqi。

他没有说话。

哀莫大于心死。

congtakuajinzheigongzhufudeneiyirikaishi,congciqiantujinhui。

bucengzhanguojiujingdetangzongjiu,jinrichangjinlezheikusedeweidao。

tahenshenqing,tacengjingguixialaiqiuta,qiutafangtayima,keshenqingbuyun。

凭什么!

rujinluanxiangyuandeshiqing,gengshiyaobatawangsilicai,yaotatangjiachengweizhenggexiguozuidadexiaohua!yaotatangzongjiuchengweitangjiadezuiren!

nianjici,tangzongjiumengdiyouguanleyikoujiu。

“pa——”deyisheng,jiuwanhenhendiqiaozailezhuoshang。

“yo,wodangshisheini,yuanlaishiwomendefumayea。”yidaojijinqingmiezhiyucongyipangxiangqi。

shizhongzhuyizhetangzongjiudelaotouyiting,huaile,zheihuorenzenmekandoushitarebuqideren。

tayebushoushile,baoqinvhaizijiuwangwaipao。

“qiaoqiaoqiaoqiao,nishiduohuiqi,fumayesangeziyichulai,dianjiajiuguanmenle。”lairenjixudao。

“tadangranhuiqi,burangongzhuweishenmeduanduanbangeyuejiuqiletazhuanerchongxiaoguanqu?”

“hahahaha,ningkehexiaoguanchunxiaoyiyedoubuyuanyiduizhenizheigewuzhuangyuan,nikezhenmeiyonga,tangzongjiu。”

“taxianzaijiushigeshangmennvxu,jiushigefeiwu。”

zhongrendechixiaoshengxiangyigengenduzhenbancijinletangzongjiudenaohaili。

yexushidiyicihezuijiudehouyizheng,tangzongjiucishitoutongyulie。

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duifangqueqingqingyishan,kuaizidiaozailedishang。

“rangwomengun?yaogundeyeshini!”

turan,weishoudeneirenmengdichaotangzongjiutaituitiqu。

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sirencongshenhouqiqiliangchuzhangdao,neifenglidedaoshenzaiyuesexiafanchuzhenzhenhanguang。

tangzongjiuruilideyanmoulenglengsaoxiangtamen。

zheiqunrenli,chuleyigezaibiwukaoshiqijianshujitade,qiyurenyigaiburenshi。

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tangzongjiuxiangzuoceyi,youbianyouyoudaorenkanlai。

kanlaijinrizheiqunren,shiyaotasi。

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jiranduifangxiasishou,neitangzongjiujiubukenengkeqi。

cike,zhenggedianpuzaiyizhen“peng——peng——”shengzhongbeizadepolanbukan。

laotoudetuijiaoman,paobudong,yuanbennvhaipaoqianmian,keshijianzijiadedianpubeirenzachengzheiyang,zijicunqiandeguanzigunluozaiyipang,tajuranwanghuipao。

“wodeqianguan!”nvhaizibianhanbianpao,neishiyeyemeitianqizaomoheihaoburongyicaizhengdaodetongqian!

“nannan!qianbuyaole!kuaihuilai!”laotoulikezhuanshenyaoquzuzhinvhai,keshinvhaisudutaikuaile,laotoulengshimeizhuazhu。

erjiuzaizheigeshihou,hunluanzhongyibazhangdaozhizhichaonvhaifeiqu!

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“nannan!xiaohuozi!”laotoudajiaoyisheng,wangliangrenpaoqu。

“laojiahuonibieduoguanxianshi!”qizhongyigedairenhoudao。

“kuaipao。”tangzongjiusiyazheshengyin,zhuanguoshen,shiqidiaoluozaiyipangdezhangdao。

tajiangzusunliangdangzaishenhou,duzimianduiyanqiansigedairen。

laotouzhidaozijiliuxialaizhihuitianluan,talimabaoqinvhaichaofanfangxianglikaile。

tangzongjiushouwozhangdao,zaikongqizhongshuaileshuai。

suiranbushitachenshoudewuqi,danyenengyong。

raner,jiujingzaizheigeshihouchongxiangletangzongjiudedanao。

bujinruci,tangzongjiudezuoshoukaishimabi,shiquzhijue。

刀刃有毒!

xiayike,tangzongjiudenaodaifangfoshibeiguanzhuleqianjinzhongdeqianyiban,renbuzhutianxuandizhuan,erchangweituranyizhenchouchu,kankanyikoutulechulai。

“上!”

daitumenkanjianzheiyimu,fenfenchongshangqian,daorencongsimianbafanggongxiangtangzongjiudemingmen。

tangzongjiudaheyisheng,tayuanbenandanwuguangdeyanshenturanliangleqilai,quanshendexueyesuizhejiujingzishangerxiafeitengzhe。

zhongduyehao,shoushangyeba。

shengyouhehuan,siyihefang?!

tashitangtangdangjinwuzhuangyuan,shixiguozuinianqingdewujiang,shitangjiazuiyouxiudetianjiao!

tangzongjiushouqidaoluo,yuandiqishen,shoubeililiangyunyongdaojizhi,“pengpengpeng——”sanxia,bingrenxiangjianhanguangxiangdi。

xiayimiao,“cheng——”deyisheng,liangbingxiangjie,jianruidemocashengxiangqi,liangdaozhijianfanqilexingxingdiandiandehuohua。

“youshenmeyong?a?nifankangleyoushenmeyong!”weishoudeduizhetangzongjiuhandao。

“nishigefuma!nizheibeizirubuleshi,zuobuleguan!nizheibeizidoubukenengzaihuidaoxidongle!”

zheijuhuayouruyidaojingtianjulei,jiangtangzongjiupilegewaijiaolinen。

shia,tazheibeiziyijingbeishenqingjihuilea。

jiuzheiyigelengshen,tangzongjiudefububeihenhendikanleyidao,shuaidaozaidi。

zheiyitianyewanewaidileng,jianyingdedibanruhanlengtougubingci。

tangzongjiugangcaiyanshenzhongfanqideguang,youanlexiaqu。

“nixianzaijiushitangjiazuixiangmoqudewudian。”

weishoudequchuyibabishou,duizhetangzongjiudexinzangdao,“wotitangjiadayimieqin。”

shuowan,tayonglijiangbishoucilejinqu!