第1章 凤家废物?

dangfengqinglingzhengyan,tafaxianzijitangzaiyizhanggushijianzhudediaohuamuchuangshang,shuangshoubeimashengjinjinkunbangzaishenhou,erqietashenshangjuranbeirenhuanleyijianlanseguzhuangqun,renbuzhumeitouweizhou。

tashidushoushenyifengqingling,hunmizhiqianbeichoujiatouxi,zheishinali?

turan,menwaixiangqiyouyuanjijindejiaobusheng,congshengyinpanduan,yinggaiyousangeren。

“peng!”deyisheng,fangmenbeirenyijiaochuaikai。

yigechuanzhejinyidedapangzidaizhelianggewankuzidiningxiaozhekaojin,yibachediaolefengqinglinglianshangdemiansha。

“doushuofengjiadinvshigechoubaguai,meixiangdaojuranshigexiaomeirena。”

“你是谁?”

“renchengchenxiaoshizi。shuoqilaifengerxiaojierangwomenxiongdijigehaohaozhaodaini,jirannixingle,neijiugeng……”haole。

mianqiansangenanrenyanzhongmanshibuhuaihaoyi,fengqinglingshouwanweidong,dongzuoxunsujiekaibangzhutashuangshoudemasheng,yibazhuazhudapangzidejianbang,gongqixigaiyonglidingchuaizaitaxiafu。

yinweijutong,dapangzidefeiliandunshibiandezhengningwubi,yishouwuzhexiafu,yishoujiuyaoqiashangfengqinglingdebozi:“xiao**,nizhaosi……”

fengqinglingyanmouyilin,zhuaizhudapangzidegebo,shunshounaguoyigecipingzaizhuojiaoqiaosui,jiangdaizhejianjiaodebufenhenhencirudapangzidedadongmai。

yizhenxianxuepenyong,dapangziboziyiwai,dunshimeilehuxi。

fengqinglingmeiyouzhuyicongdapangzishenshangpiaochulaiyituanjixiaodebaiguang,liuchuchuanghu,zhuanshunbujian。

neilianggewankuzidibeifengqinglingdeqishihedao,liangrenxiayishihoutuiyibu:bushishuojiusuanwangzheigefeiwutoushangposhitayebuganduoshuoyigezime,zenmetaxianzaibiandezheibanhenlale?zheijiexialaigaizenmeban?

“shizi,haijixume?”

jiaoleyisheng,jiandapangzibuying,qizhongyigewankuzididazhedanzizaidapangzibixiatanleyixia,suihouyilianzhenjingdekanzhetadetonghuo:“meihuxile,shizibeitashasile?”

“shaleta,weishizibaochou!”

lianggewankuzidibeidapangzidesi**dao,jiaoxiaozheshichuhuoyanzhanghehanbingjianxiangfengqinglingdaqu。

fengqinglingdandanpielezheiliangrenyiyan。

leitangfahei,jiaobuxufu,yikanjiushizongyuguodu,jiuzheilianggeshenxudejiahuohaixiangshata?

he,jianzhishiyixiangtiankai。

fengqinglingjiaobuqingyi,qingsongduokaitamendeshazhao,yibaduoguohanbingjiancongtamenxiafusaoguo。

“a——!”deyisheng,xianxuesijian。

lianggewankuzidijinjinwuzhebeixianxueranhongdekuzikaozaiqiangshangtongkuaihao。

fengqinglingqingxiao,jiangbeidapangzichekaideyifuzhongxinlonghao,eshangdehonglianpeizhezheixiaorong,rangtagengxianyaoye。

tamanyouyoubijintamen,shouzhichongtamenqingqingyizhi:“nimenliang,jiuzheidiannengnai?”

lianggewankuzidinaganduoshuo,tamenkeshisanjiegaojilingshi,juranbeizheigefeiwuyizhaodacan,kanlaizheifeiwushizhendebuyiyangle!

“kuaipao!”tamenyibianrangzhe,yibianxianglamentaocuan。

fengqinglingshenxingyidongzhanzaitamenshenhouqingxiaochusheng:“xiangpaonaerqu?”

lianggewankuziditongshibengchuyigeci:“guia——!”

suizheyizhendidasheng,tamenjuranbeiheniaole。

fengqinglingbiezui,lianggesongbao。

landezaitamenshenshanglangfeishijian,fengqinglingyibaniesuitamenyanhou。

tazheigerenzuijichou,duiyuxiangshataderen,tayixiangzhancaochugen。

congxiuzinachupazicadiaoshoushangdexueji,fengqinglingzhenglileyixiayongrunaozhongdexinxinxi,renbuzhugouchunyixiao。

“fengjiafeiwu?youdianyisi。”