第一章
wobeibaomudelvchanverheqingmeizhumadenanyoubalingdaotiaolou。
congshiwuloudiaoxiaquhou,wozhongshengle。
yuanlaizhongshengdebuzhishiwo.......
“zenme,zheijiukule?”
wokanzheguizaidishangkudeqibuchengshengdetangyaoyao,jiangshouzhongyantouhenhenanzaitadejianbangshang,tatengdezhijiao“linfanjiuwo!”
woxiaozheyounaqijiandaozhuaizhuletadetoufa,zhijiejianlexiaqu。
“linfana,talaibulele,beiwoyanle!”
“tiaoa,nikuaiqusia!feiwuyige,zhenrangrenexin!”
“jiushi,gentiaogouyiyangtiantianchanzhebierendenanpengyou,pei,xiaojianhuo,ganjintiao!”
wozhanzaixuexiaodetiantaishang,kanlekanyuanchudexiyang,youniuguotouyiyisaoguozheixierenexindezuilian,tamenxixihahaxiaozhe,yongshoujiluxiawocikedeyangzi。
tangyaoyaoyiliandeyidejiuzhanzaiwoshenhou,“you,xiangsia?bugantiaome?haishiwangxiangdenglinfanlaiquanquannia?”
wosidiaoletoufashangtamenjiwozhandekouxiangtang,wenta,“linfan,tazainali?”
zaitiaoxiaquqian,woxiangjiantayimian,yinweitashiwoxihuanlezhengzhengwunianderen。
tangyaoyaolengxiaoleyisheng,chaozhewoyibubukaojinguolai,zaiwoerbiandishengshuo,“tazaidangranzaiwochuangshanga,zuowanyeshi。”
jiezhe,shuangshouqingqingyitui,wozhijiecongshiwucengdeloudingshuailexiaqu。
diaozaidimiandeyishunjian,wohaizazhongleyigewugudeluren,tajiutangzaiwopangbian,kanzhemandidexianxue,wohuanhuanbishangleyanjing。
“肥婆!醒醒!”
yourenyonglishanlewoyibazhang,womengdiyixiajingxing,zhijiantangyaoyaojiuzhanzaiwomianqian,jugaolinxiakanzhewo,“gentouzhuside,youchouyoufei,gaosuni,yihuiergushushudechelaile,xianrangwoshang,tingdaomei!”
wangzhetabeizheshubaoliqudebeiying,wocaiyishidao,wozhongshengle。
kanlaizheishitianyia,shangyishitangyaoyaozuoweiwojiabaomudenver,quenengzaiwoqingmeizhumananyoudebihuxia,balingwoneimejiu,gounannv,zheibizhang,shibushigaihaohaosuanyisuanle?
wobeizheshubao,xinqingyouxiequeyuedewangwaizou,xiaomenkou,wobadecheyijingtingzailelubian。
bushaorentoulaixianmudemuguang,shengyinbudabuxiaoganghaobeiwotingdao。
“wa,yaoyaojiatiaojianzhenhaoa,zheiche,dejibaiwanba?”
“haoxianmuya,renjiazhangdepiaoliang,xuexiyouhao,jiatinghaizheimehao,zheijiushigongzhumingba。”
heshangyishiyimoyiyangdeqingjing,dajiadouyiweitangyaoyaocaishiwobadenver,sheirangrenjiashipiaoliangguaiqiaoyouchuchukeliandelvchani,bujinwobaxihuanta,lianwoge,wonanpengyoudoutebiebangzheta,bingqieshifenyanewo。
wozhanzaineili,yankanzhewobaxiaoyingyingdexiache,qinzititangyaoyaodakaichemen,yingzhetashangleche,erduiwo,zhishibunaifanhoudao,“shalengzhezhanneierganshenme?haibukuaishangche!haiyaowoquqingnima?”
“buyong。”wochaozhewobaxiaoxiao,zhijiedakaifujiashidechemenyibajiangtangyaoyaozhuailexialai,haizhongzhongtuiletayiba,ranhouzijizuoleshangqu。
womadefujiashiweizhi,wokansheiganluanzuo。
tangyaoyaohewobayilianbukesiyidekanzhewo,xiangshijianleguiyiyang,shia,shangyishiwozaitamenyanlijiushigexiaochou,nalizhidaofankanglianggezi。
landeguantamenshishenmebiaoqing,wojiangzuoyidiaolegeshufudezishi,xiaoxixishuo,“woyunche。”
tangyaoyaoqijibaihuaidenglewoyiyan,neigeyanshen,xiangshilimayaobawosisuiyiyang,
wochaozhetatiaoxindebilegezhongzhi,biejia,zheicaiganggangkaishini。
huidaojiadeshihou,zhijianjigeshuxideshenyingdouzaiketing,wogegufang,woqingmeizhumananpengyoulinfan,haiyouzhengzaimangliudebaomu,wangayi。
jianwohetangyaoyaotongshijinmen,gufanghelinfanlianggerenpobujidaijiuweidaoletangyaoyaoshenbianlai,yigetitajieguoshubao,yigetiexindeweitadishangyibeiguozhi。
duiyipangdewo,shierbujian。
wokanzheliangtiaotiangoubujinxiaochulesheng。