zhengkaiyan，wodeshouzhengzhuazhetiaohenvhaichenmiaodeshoubei。
nvhaichenjizhuaizhuwodetoufa，bawodetousisienzaishuili。
tazuiliqiangzheshui，haidiediebuxiudizhouma，“worangnilaijiuwo！rangniduoguanxianshi！nihewoyiqisiba！”
woyijiaobanvhaichuaikai，shundaizaishuilijiletayigedazuibazi。
“laoniangzheiyicikebushilaijiunide！jiwogunyuandian！”
“jintiannijiushipaochengjurenguan！laoniangdoubuhuikanniyiyan！”
lilenvhai，wopingjieyishenqiubiao，kaozhebailanxitong，anxiangdifuzaishuimianshang。
buyuanchudenvhaidalipudazheshuimian，queturangailekou，“nibushilaijiuwodema？zenmeyoubujiule？wokeshiyiyuzhenghuanzhe，kuaijiuwoa！”
he，wokannibushiyiyu，shifanboxingrenge，jianchengjiandehuang。
zheiyihuimeilenvhaidexianhai，woshunshunlilibeijiushanglean，tayemeisi，zhishihunleguoqu。
chenmiaotamashanglaijiujilewoyibazhang，“nidoutiaoxiaquleweishenmebujiuwonver？niandeshenmexin？”
zijidenverbeitaishangdanjia，takandoubukanyiyan，zhishifengkuangdidamawo。
nvhaitamazhijiebaxiagaogenxie，kuazhangdirengzaiwotoushang，“douguaini！douguaini！niyaoshizaodianyouguoqujiuwonver，tabuzhiyuhunmi！”
tachenchiguaqunzhongweileshanglai，youzhuangchuyifukelianxiang，guizaidishanghaotaodaku，“wokeliandehaizia——doushibeinizheigeedunvhaiside——nipeiwonver——”
womozhetoushangganggangbeizachulaidebao，haobuyouyudangzhedahuodemianjiletasanjierguang。
nvrenlengzhule，weiguanqunzhongyelengzhule。
wobagaogenxierengdaonvrentoushang，zhiwendao，“nandaobushininverzijibuxianghuo，haibawowangshuilian？”
“wohaiyaogaotaguyishanghaini！dahuokedoukandaole！”
“ninveryoubing，wokanniyebingdebuqing！”
nvrenzhale，zhijietangzaidishangsapodagun，yikouyaosishuowohuzhou，yaowopeitanveryiyaofei。
nvhaitadiechenmingyitingdaoyaopeiqian，limacongrenqunlicuanchulai，zhizhewodebiziyaoqian。
he，guigenjiedidoushiweileqian，zijinverdesihuoshiyidianbugua。
chenmingbalazhewo，yixiajiushizidakaikou，“silejiwomenshiwan！zheishijiuguoqule！burannibiexiangzou！”
“shiwan！yifendoubunengshao！”
吃瓜群众都懵了：
【wokanbudongle……zheizenmeyigebiyigelipua？】
【tianna，zhenshikaileyanle！】
chenmingnaguanpangrenzenmeshuo，tazhangzhezijifeitoudaerde，duiwolalacheche，bawotuidaozaidi。
wozhijiekaiqibailanxitong，zaidishangbailegesiyangbachadezishi，zuilihairangrangzhe，“aiyo——aiyo——wodeyao——”
“tuirenla——tuirenla——”
yongmofadabaimofa，caishiduifubuyaolianrendezuiyouxiaobanfa。
“aiyo，wodetuihaoxiangduanle——zheibixudejiwopeiqiana！”
heixinfufutinglelikehuangleshen，zaizhongrendeshengtaodangzhong，tamenkuaisushanglejiuhuche，haijiwodiuxiayiju，“nidengzhe！wonverdejiumingqianshiyidingyaonipeide！”
呵，我拭目以待。