第二章
“dajie,womenzhiyoufanji,zhiyoufanjizheiyitiaolunengzoua。”
dajietaishoucaganyanlei:“shiwohutule,shiwohutu,wowandianjiudaizhexiaomeixiaodizou。”
dajiehaixiangdaizhewoyiqizou,wozaisanbaozhengyijingzhaodaozenmeduifutamendebanfa,meiwojueduibuxing,tacaibanxinbanyidedaxiaoleniantou。
chiguowufan,dajiejiekoushuoxiangwaipoledaizhedidimeimeichulemen,mamaqiguaidekanletayiyan。
“nia,duodaderenle,haixinnidiluanshuodehua。”
danzhishaohaishimeizuzhi,waipotamenzhuzaigebicun,banxiaoshidelucheng。
“zale,haitama,xiaoyangyouluanshuoleshenmehua?”
laomabailetayiyan,jialeyikuaizicaijita:“chinidefanba,wenzheimeduo。”
wozhaoleliangkuaimuban,fandinglejikedingzizhunbeizaitamenlaizhiqianfangzailoutikou,zhiyaotamenshanglou,neiyidinghuicaidao。
ranhouqudajiedefangjianlizhaolejigenzhenguanximanmazuijitieshenfangzaishenshang。
zainalejiandaofangzaizongxianlupang,biyaoshi,lazha,wulideluwozongbitamenshuxideduo,heianshizuihaodeyanhu。
5.
youzuolejigexianjinghou,tianyijingjianjianheilexialai,yaolaile!
laomakanzhewozuozheixie,daodimeishuoshenme,wozhidao,mamazuoshengyizongshibijiaoduoyi,tasuibuxin,danmaixialeyikehuaiyidezhongzi。
wotanlekouqi,laomakendingxiangzhejinwanmeishidehuamingtianlianhewobatongzouwoyidunba。
“哥,哥。”
wotoupiyizha,kandaochuangkoudesongchaozaichaowozhaoshou!tamade,tabushiquwaipojialema?zenmetoutoupaohuilaile?!
woyiguwulihebaonuyongshangnaodai,chongchuqujiuzhetadeerduo。
“nitamade,bushirangniquwaipojialema?!nihuilaiganshenme?!jiwogunhuiqu!”
songchaozhengzhule,sihuwodeyangzitaiguoheren,tazuibayipiekuleqilai。
zheishidianhuaxiangleqilai,babaqujiede。
“lana,xiaochaoshihuilaile,aiya,meishenme,taxiangzaijiajiuzaijiaba,nimenzainiwaipojiahaohaowan。”
……
“nigennimeimeihaohaowan,bieguannidile,xiaoyangzhengmatani,haole,babaxianbugennishuole,denghuiniwangshudaidakehulaile,xianmanglea。”
wodengzhesongchao,xiongtangyinweitaiguoshengqixianggeqiqiuyiyangbutingpengzhangshousuo。
“kukuku,nikushenmeku?huiqu,xianzailimahuiqu。”
xiaochaochoulechoubizi,zhizhiwuwudeshuo。
“ge,wo……wojintiantingjiannihejiejietamenshuodehuale,woshiyaoguolaibangnimen。”
wonaodaiwengyixiang,buyoufenshuodelazhetawangcunwaizou。
wokanlekanshijian,haiyoubanxiaoshitamenjiulaile,wobatasongdaocunkou,rangdajielaijie。
songchaokukutitidezhengzha:“ge!wobuzou!wobushiduohuaderen!nimeiwobuxingde,genishibushibuxinwo,juedewohaipa?”
zenmehuini?gezenmekenengjuedenidanxiaohaipa?!qianshisongchaoweilejiuxiaomeidangzaitashenqianbeilanyaozhanchengleliangduan。
“gezhishibuxiangnishexian,nizaiwaipojiayidingshi……”
wotinglexialai,kanzheqianfang,hanmaozhalie,yuanchuzoulaidesanren,bushiwangwutamenshishei?
bianle!shijianbianle!renyebianle!
shiyinweizuowanwozuowanzhuangbinggaileshijiandeyuanyinma?
xianzaibushixiangzheixiedeshihou,wolazhexiaochaochonghuilejia,duochulaideneigerenyoushishei?!
wolushangkuaisudejixiaochaoshuolewobuzhidejigexianjing,rangtabiecaile。
daojiahouxiaochaodijiwoyigedangonghejigegangzhu。
“ge,jiniyige,nizhidaowodangongkezhunle。”
wozailoushangjingjingdenglehui,tamenhaimeilai?buzhiyua。
xiaochaohunshenbengdezhizhidezhanzailoutikou。
womolemotadenaodai,tayoudianweiweifadou。
“chao,biepa,buguanchuleshenmeshi,gegehuibaohunide。”
xiaochaotaiqitou,wofaxiantalianhongdebuxiangyangzi。
“ge,wobushipadefadou,woshifennu!nibuzhidaowojintiantingdaoneixiehuayouduoshengqi。”
“peng、peng、peng”damenbeiqiaoxiang,zheixiangshengjiuxiangdiyudezhongshengyiyang**zhewodeermo。
laobacuolecuoshouqukaimen。
“laowang,nilaile,dengnihaojiule!”
wangwugouzheyimoxiaozuanlejinlai,shenhougenzheliangren,yigeshishangbeizitadeyuanfangbiaodizhaodong,haiyouyigeburenshi,dankanmianxiangshigehenren。
lianshangyouyidaodaoba,guanchuanzhenggemianzhong。
laobalengleyishun:“laowang,zheiweishi?”
daobananduiqiyimoxiaowanyaowozhulelaobadeshou。
“songgenihao,zaojiutingwanggeshuoguonile,woyexiangruxing,jintiangenzhewanggeguolaikankan。”
takaikoudeyishun,wozhenggerenxiangzhuirubingjiaoyiyangfaleng,zheishengyintaishuxile。
6.
tashiwangwushouxiazuizhongchengdemazizhiyi,lidian,tamendoujiaotadiange,wozaiyiyuantangzheshitingdaoguotamendeduihua。
zheigelidianjueduishigedahenren,wangwuhenxinshangta,zuoqishilaijuebushouruan。
wangwudaizhetalai,shipachushenmeyiwaiba?
我开始懊恼。
zuotianwodexingweijuranrangjintiandeshiqingzhijiezengjialenandu,benlaidiyumoshixianzaichenglelianyumoshi。
shoushangchuanlaiyizhenwenre,lahuiwojinbengdeshenjing,songchaonieleniewodeshou。
“ge,wozai,nidelianhaobai,nibiepa。”
wangwuturantaitoukanzhewomen,yinyingzhongkanbuqingtadebiaoqing,zhinengkanjiantaliezhedefanhuangyachi。
“ei,xiaoyangxiaochao,nimenzaishangmianganshenmeni?guolairangwangshukankan,haojiubujianleyoumeiyouxiangwangshuni?”
wozhilenglengdezhanzaineimeiyoudong,laobayoudianbugaoxing。
“ei,songyangniganshenmeni?youlimaomeiyou。”
songchaoxianwoyibukuaisuxialoubaozhuwangwu:“wangshushu,wohaoxiangnia,haojiubujian。”
woyanleyankoushui,budebuzaixinlitadianlegezan,zheigexinlisuzhiganggangde。
wozhenglihaobiaoqingzoulexiaqu。
wangwupaizailewodenaodaishang。
“xiaoyang,nilianzenmezheimebai,ganggangwomenlaideshihoushibushikandaonihexiaochaozaiqianmianpaoa?”
wochelegexiaorong,xiwangkanzhebushineimeganba。
“shiawangshu,wohexiaochaozaiwaimianwanni。”
小超拉住我。
“wangshu,nibiedouwogele,tazuotiandouyangdianfengle,jintianhaimeihaowanba,suoyiliansecaineimebai。”
wangwudunxiashenlaikanzhewo,yanlidaizhedianshenshi:“zhendianxianle?”
laobayibazhangpaizaitahounao,wangwuyanlishanguoyisihenyi。
“wohainengnahaizikaiwanxiao?zuowanzhijietangdibanchouchoule,koutubaimo,hesiwohehaitamale。”
tamozhehounaohahayixiao,qishenlazhelaobaqufanzhuoqian。
“dage,xiaowenti,dianxianma,daoshihouqudayiyuanzhizhijiuhaole,wozaiashiyiyuanhaiyourenshide,daoshihoujieshaonimenguoqukankan。”
wosonglekouqi,houbeizaobeihanjinshi,wangwuguoranshihuaiyile,ganggangzaishitan。
wolazhexiaochaohuidaoloushang,duozailoutikoudeguaijiaokanzhexiamiandedongjing。
laobahelaomakaishihetamenchifanhejiu,budui,zongjuedeguaiguaide。
wodaodihulveleshenme?!
到底哪里不对劲?!
“ge,nishuo,wangwuneimeruo,zainishangbeiziyouzhiyoutamenliangren,zenmedaguobabadeni?”
wonaohaizhongxiangqiyishengzhalei,duia,weishenme?!
guaibude,guaibude!yuanlaishiwohulvelezheidian!babarengaomadade,zenmekenengqingyidebeitamendingshangleneimezhangdetieding?!
haiyou,neiwanmamayeshi,zhenggerenmeiyouliqi,duiwoyaotoudouhenfeili。
gaisi!zhengaisi!wozenmenenghulvelezheimezhongyaodeshiqing!
shijiu,shijiuyouwenti!tamendaileliangpingjiuguolai,yidingzailimianxialeyao。
zaiyikan,neisanrendejiaoxiadoushishui,yuanlaitamenshijiahe,shizeqiaoqiaodaozailezhuoxia!
“songge,jiwomenkankanhuobei,neixiexinshoushimeiwenti,zhaolaobandangchangjiunengdingxialai。”
tadeyuanfangbiaodizhaodongcongyifulinachuqianbaopaizaizhuoshang。
“songge,woshihenxiangxinnihewanggede,meiwenti,jintianjiaodingjin!”
laobalaomaliandouxiaolanle,lianmangshuoxianzaishangqunahuo。
7.
laobahededuoyidian,zouluyoudianhuangyoubuwen。
“ei,jintiangaoxing,jiuliangdoubiyiqiancha,caijibeitoujiufahunle。”
wangwuliezhezuiyinsensendexiaolexiao。
“jintianwoyegaoxinga,denghuixialaizaiduohejibei。”
“hao!haoxiongdi,jinwanbuzuibugui!”
laomaganmangfuzhelaobazoushangloulai。
worangsongchaojixudingzhexiamiandedongjing,woyibabatamenlahuiwoshi。
zheishihoubabaquanshenfaruan,tuiwodoumeishaliqi,shuohuagengshiyouqiwuli。
“songyang,nixiaozizhaodashibushi?meikanzhenibayouzhengshima?”
wolazhuwoma:“ma,nihaimeifaxianyouwentima?nihezheijiumeijuedebuduijingma?!”
talianseyibai:“wotoushiyoudianyun,danxingxushitamendaidejiudushutailiele……”
zheishisongchaodadadadepaoshanglai,etoushangdoushiximidehanzhu,kaozaimenshangdachuanqi。
“ge!tamencongdoulitaochulechuizihegangding!shuodengnimennahuoxiaquxianjiejuebabazai……”
laomahoutuijibu,lianseyoubaileyidu,laobahaizaihuanghuangyouyoudezhunbeiqucangkunahuo。
老妈一把按住他。
“xiaoyang,kuaiqubaojing!”
“meiyongle,dianhuaxianyijingbeitamenqieduan,fangxin,dajiehuibaojing,womenzuodejiushijianchidaojingchalaizhiqian,woxianquladianzha,nimenzhaodifangduohao!”
laomalazhuwohaixiangquanshuoshenme,danfaxianzijishoubeijianjianwulihouyebuzaiquanzu,zhiwuzhezuikuqi。
“nimenxiaoxindian,yidingbunengyoushi。”
wonieshouniejiaodechuqufanghaofandingtiedingdemuban,zouguoqulaledianzha。
“tamade,zenmetingdianle!dage,saozi,nimenhuonaxialailema?”
wohesongchaoduozailoutikoutingtamendedongjing。
“made,shibushiyaoxiaduole?tamendaokufanglile?budengle,zhijieshangqu**tamen。”
“zhaodong,niliuzaixiamian,wohewanggeshangqukankan,neijigexiaoderuguolaixiayebiefangguo。”
“好,知道了。”
“da、da、da”shangloudejiaobuxiangzhongchuiyiyangyixiayixiadezazaiwodexinli。
woyanleyankoushui,zhufuxiaochaoduozaiwoshenhou。
“a!!!!!zheitamashishenme!tongsilaozile!”
caizhongle!kexicaishangtiedingdeshiwangwu,lidianneigefengzihaizaishenhou。
heianli,wotingzheshengyin,shounazhedingmantudingdemubanwangqianhenhenyiza。
“扑哧”铁钉入肉。
“tamade,xiaotuzaizizhaosishibushi?!”
zaole,wanleyibu,lidianfanshouzhuazhuwodetouwangdishangyiza,yigujutongyongshangnaomen。
“nimendouzhidaoleshiba?hehe,haodehen,buguanzhibuzhidao,nimenjinwandoudesi!”
“caonimenmade!dongzikuaishanglaibangmang!zailezheixiexiaotuzaizi,madeganzhengwomen。”
turanenzhewodeshoujingyisong,wochenjiganmangpaqilaixiangkufangpaoqu。
“哥,快走!”
ganggangxiaochaoyongdangongdazhonglelidiandeshoubeijiwozhengquleyidiantaoshengshijian。
8.
erloudekufangzailimian,sanjianwuzidatongchengdeyijianzugouda,yougengduofanjidejihui!
laobatamendewoshihaizaikufangwangli,suoyitamenxiangqubiedefangjianzenmedouhuijingguokufang。
wobamenqingqingheshang,woxiawuyongmaoxianraoguomenbashouzaishangmiandiaolekuaidashitou,zhiyaoyourenkaimen,shitouyidinghuizashangtadenaomen。
wangwucailetudingmeishenmezhandouli,xianzaijiushilidianneigefengzihezhaodong。
wonazhekufangdeqiangguangshoudianjingjingduozaimenhou。
“咔嚓。”
shichuanghuboliposuideshengyin。
cao!tamenzenmebuzouzhengmen,zouchuanghu?!
jiezheandandeyueguangkanjianlidianshoulinazhefuzi,youshoushoubeishangyoujigekong,shiwoganggangdingshangqudemuban。
tagouzheyimoxiexiao,yincecedeliezhezui。
“xiaotuzaizi,beinizhengleyicihainengbeinizhengdierci?”
tanazhefutoukandiaoneixiesuibolitalejinlai。
“啊!!!”
lidianpengyixiadaozaidishang,wuzhetadexigaibutingfangun。
wozaibaolizaimolegangzhujixumiaozhun。
yeshiwoxianzailiqibugouda,yaoshichengniannanxing,zheimejindejuli,zheigangzhunengzhijiebataxiaotuijichuan。
“xiu”zaiyifamingzhongtaxiaotui。
“啊!!!”
lidianzaidishanggunleyihuierfaxiangangzhuduitashashanglibugouda,wangpangbiancuileyikoudaixuedetan。
“xiaobiezaizi,zuihaoqidaobiebeiwodaidao,buranwobanipiyidiandianxuexialaiyouzha。”
wochaotatuletushetou:“feiwuyige,youbenshizhuawoa。”
ranhouzaitaqishendeyishun,dakaiqiangguangshoudianzhishetadeyanjing,taliangqiangyixiashuaizaipangbianwozaozaozhanzaidishangdetuding。
yishengcanliedehaojiaohuapoyekong。
lidianbukuishigefengzi,zhijiefahenbadiaotuishangdetuding,xiangeguiyiyangnazhefutouchaowochongguolai。
woyigeshanshenchaofangjianlipaoqu。
bianpaobianchaofengta:“lidian,nimensangedafeiwu,beiwomenjigexiaohaiwannong,diusirenge。”
“hehe,dengzheba,xiaowaer,denghuirangnikudoumeifaku。”
lidianchuanzhecuqijinjingenzaiwoshenhou,yizhenjingfengxilaiwoganjinwanxiayao。
xinzangpengpengkuaitiao,**,ganggangchadianjiukandaowole,wodounengganjuefuzitiezhewodetoupicaguo。
没事,马上就到了。
wojiezheyueguangkandaodishangyinyinfanguangdesixian,taijiaokuaguo。
“peng”bansuizhepingpingguanguansuidiaodeshengyin。
wohuitoukandaolidianbeiwozaozaoshuanzaidishangdeyuxianbanlegegouchishi,zhengzhongqianmiandedadong。
neishikufanglideloutikou,tongwanglouxiadezawujian,tingdaolidianshuaixiaqudecanjiao,wosonglekouqi。
xiamianwokeyeshifanglejikuaidingzhezhangdingdemubandengzhetani。
wojianqidishanglidiandefuzi,ranhoushunjianfanghuiyuandi,taizhongle,yaoyongqilaigengfeili。
suanle,haishiyonggangzhuba。
songxiaochaocongpangbiandejuzihoupaochulaijiwobilegedamuzhi,yanshenliquanshichongbai。
“哥,你真牛。”
wocalecaetoudehan,neixinbietiduoshuangle,mianshanghaishibaibaishou。
“小问题,基操。”
xianzaihaizhishengzhaodongle,kewogenlidiandouliuneimejiu,zenmetayidianshengyindoumeiyou?
woshiyisongchaozaiwuzilidengzhewo,jitashoulisailegemuban。
“yourenjinlaijiuyongdingzizhata!”
9.
woqingshouqingjiaozoudaochuangkou,tingleyihuier,shenmeshengyindoumeiyou,zhenqiguai。
liangangganghaiyoudewangwudetongjiao**doumeile。
nandaotamenzoule?bu,yinggaibukeneng,wuzililianggexiaohaihelianggemeifankanglidedarenwanquanbugouchengweixiea。
dui!bama!zhaodongbuhuizhijiequtamenwoshileba?!
wopachuchuanghu,nieshouniejiaodekaojinfumudewoshi。
xinligedengyisheng,woshimenkailetiaofeng,xinliyinyinyoudianbuhaodeyugan。
bamadoubeixiayaole,bukenengzheishihouchulaisongsi,weiyidekenengzhiyouyige,zhaodongjinqule!
tazailimiandengzheyinwo,zhenshiyouxinji。
wogouzheyaotuikaiwoshimen,yizhangliezhezuidelianzhengduishangwo,hedewochadianjiaochulai。
zhaodongnazhekandaotiezaimenbian,zaiwoshentoudeshunjianchaowokanlexialai。
etouchuanlai**ladeteng,wenredexianxueshunliuerxia。
kandaoxuediaolewoetoushangdeyicengpi,haihaowosuodegoukuai,buranxuediaodejiushiwodenaodaile。
chencijihuiwoyekanqinglefangneidechangjing,haihao,fumudoumeishoushang,ruanmianmiandepazaichuangshang。
“heihei,xiaodidi,nifanyinghaishihenkuaima。”
wozuoshiwangcangkupangpao,zhaodonglizaimenkoubingmeiyouchulai。
tahencongming,tazhidaowozaineibianyouxianjing,meiyoushangdang。
“xiaodidi,ninongwolianggexiongdi,wonongnifumubuguofenba,meiguanxi,nikeyibujinlai,jiuzaimenkoukankannifumuzenmesidejiuhaole。”
zenmeban?zheishihouyaozenmeban?
woquanshenjinbengdegouzaimenkou。
wokanzhezhaodonghengzhegezoujinwuli,laqilewomafanzhuanguolai。
“budebushuoe,saozideshencaizhenbucuoa,ei,xianglegehaowande,nishuowodangzhenidemianbanima……heihei,nijuedezenmeyang,nishibushihenqidai?”
“nibiedongwoma!nizheigechusheng!”
wojinjinniezhuquantou,yaozenmeban?!wogenbendabuguota,tahainazhedakandao,jinqujiushisongsi!
woyaosile,dengyubamayemeile!
tahehehedeguaixiaoqilai。
“wojiudong,ninengzenmeyang?jinlaishawoa,xiaodidi。”
“畜生!”
woshuangyanfahong,rexuezhichongnaodai,woyaonisi!
chentazhuanshendeneiyike,buzhiwocongnalaideyongqideyongqi。
zhijuedequanshenxueyedoukaishifeiteng,chongjinwuzilitiaoshangtadehoubeimochubaolizhunbeihaodemazuijihenhen**letadebojing。
dongzuoyiqihecheng,meiyoujitabandianfanyingjihui。
“**gexiaobizaizi,nijiwodaleshenmewanyi?”
wozaitaerbianxixiyixiao:“duyaoe,nimashangjiusile。”
“草拟大爷!”
tafahenbawoyibarengdaopangbiandeqiangshang,houbeiyizhenmentong。
ranhounazhekandaojiuchaowochongguolai,maye,taxiangtiaofenggouyiyang。
woganjincongdishangpaqilaichongdaofangjianwai。
tingwoshuojitadaleduyao,zhaodongzaiyebaochibulelizhi,zhuizhewochonglechulai。
“laoziyaonisi!nongsiniquanjia!”
woxinliniantaozheimazuijizenmebantianbuqizuoyong?
“si!”yizhencitongcongjianbangchuanlai。
madezheigegoudongxizhijiebakandaorengleguolai,zhengzhongwojianbang,huachuleyidaoshenshenshangkou。
好疼!
woyigeliejushuaidaozaidi,zhaodongheiheidechaowozouleguolai。
“xiaodidi,bushixiangwanma?lai,gegepeinihaohaowanwan。”
“啊!!!”
tayijiaocaishangwojianbangshangdedaokou,tongdewozhichoulengqi,haoxiangzhenggejianbangdouyaosuidiaoleyiban。
wanle,neigemazuijibuhuinacuoleba?huozheguoqile?
zaiworenweizijimashangjiuyaosideshihou,zhaodonghuanglejixiacongerloushuailexiaqu。
haihao,meiguoqi,yemeinacuo。
jiushijianbangfachujutong,shoushangquanshiniannidexueye,buzhidaodaodihualeduoshendeshangkou,yizhizaiwangwaishenxue,zhenggeshangyidoubeixuejinshi。
buguohaihao,sanrendoujiejuele。
wozuoqishenlaisonglekouqi,songchaocongcangkupaochulaibaozhuwo。
“ge!niliulehaoduoxuea!meishiba。”
“小伤,没事。”
“小超!快跑!”
10.
womengdituikaisongchao,keyijingwanle。
yinyingzhongdewangwuxianggexuerenyiyang,yiqueyiguaidelaguosongchaodetouwangdishangtuoleqilai。
yuanlaitagenbenmeixiaqu,yizhiduozaianchudeyinyingli。
yankantaxiangzhuaguoganggangzhaodongdekandao,woyanjishoukuaiqiangleguolai。
“hehe,songyangkanbuchulainihaizhenyouyitao,meiguanxi,nidididemingwoxianshoule,kanzhenidisibinizijisigengnanshouba?!hahaha。”
“nibiedongwodi,nifangkaita,nibushixiangyaowodemingma?wojinihaole,nibasongchaofangxia。”
wangwuguaixiaozhemianchaowobasongchaowangcangkufangxiangtuodong,taxiangquneinalidiandefuzi!
woxiangmochudanzhu,danyoushouyizhenzhendetengtong,genbentaibuqilai!
“songyang,nidengzhe,woyaonimenquanjiadousi!hehe,wohaiyaoniqinyankanzheniquanjiazenmebeiwozhemosi,dengnikangoulezailaishani。”
wokanzhetatuikailecangkudemen,woxuanzhedexinfanglexialai。
gangganglidianmeicongzhengmenjin,xianjinghaizai。
yishengjianruibaomingyingshengerchu,wangwutangzaidishangyidongbudong。
songlekouqiyoumeiliangmiao,loutichuanlaijiaobusheng。
meiwanle?!zheixierenxueyeguoyuhouleba?
zhaodongdalemazuiji,neijiushilidian!
“砰、砰、砰。”
meiyibudouzhongzhongdezazailoutishang。
lidianmantouxianxue,yourudiyuchulaideegui,shenshangquanshixuedong,baizhejiaotizheyigengangguanwangshangzoulai。
“xiaobizaizi,woyaonigouming!”
wopinmingwanghounuodong,ganggangshuaijiaodeshihouniulejiaohuai,genbenzhanbuqilai!
“低头!”
yishengdihecongerhouchuanlai,woganmangpazailedishang。
laobanazhetiegunchongshangquzhijiechaotamianmenlunleguoqu。
lidianyingshengshuaidaocongloutishanggunlexiaqu。
zheiyigunhaoxiangyongjinlelaobaquanbuliqi,tarengxiatieguntanzaidishang,yaojinghaimeiguo。
“xiaoyang,jinwanhaihaoyouni。”
jingdishengcongyuanfangxiangqi,woconglaimeijuedezheigeshengyinruciyueer。
weijijiechu,shenshangdepibeitengtongyixiazixilai,yanpikaishidajia,jiezheyanqianyihei,meileyishi。
11.
quanshendouhaoteng,naodaiwengwengzuoxiang,xiangyouwushuzhimifengzainaohaizhonghuirao。
bushimifeng,shiyourenzaiwopangbianku。
wofenlidezhengkaiyan,kanjianlaomahedajiezaiyipangmoyanlei。
“妈,姐。”
wokaikou,sangzifachudequexiangshimoshengrenfachudeshengyin,youganyouya,hai**ladeteng。
“xingle,xingle!yangyangxingle。”
dajieganjinjiwodaoleyibeishui。
tingtamenshuowohunmilesantian,neiwanchuxuetaiduozhijiexiuke。
songlekouqi,jingchayelaizuolebilu,henmoqideshiwomenzhidaodejirendoumeiyoushuowozhongshengdeshiqing。
zhishuoneiwanfumushanglainahuodeshihousongchaotingjiantamenmimouyaoshawomenquanjia。
zhizuodexianjingyezhishiwohesongchaopingshijuedehaowannongdedongxi,meixiangdaojingranpaishangleyongchang。
neisanrendoumeisi,shoulezhongshang,zuoandongjiyehenjiandan。
眼红,就是眼红。
caifangwangwushi,tayankuangchongxue,sisidingzhejizhe。
“doushibaibazixiongdi,pingshenmetayouqianwomeiqian?jiranshixiongdiweishenmebubatadeqianjiwoyong?”
“haiyoutanengqugepiaolianglaopo,wopingshenmelaopodouzhaobudao?wohuaiyitajiushikewode,tadedongxidoushiwodedongxi,suoyitaqianglewodedongxizenmebugaisi?!”
疯了,这是真疯了。
tamendangwandailailehenduozuoangongju,nalaidejiupingliyejianchachulemayao。
bajinian,yinweixingzhitaiguoyuelie,panlesixing。
bamayinweizheijianshizaiyebugangaodiao,mailelaojiadefangzi,daizheyijiarenhewaipoyijiaqulechengli。
woyezaijiahuodelezhigaowushangdediwei。
keke,jinxianyusongchaohesongxiaomeiyanli,woshitamendedayingxiong。
zhixingsixingneitian,womenquanjiazhengzaijialikanzhedianshibaojiaozi。
meihaodexinshenghuozhongyukaishile。
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