第6章手撕登徒子
yechusaolezhangmayiyan，huranyanshenlingli，hegangcaipanruoliangren：
“niyinyangguaiqineihanshenmeni？yaoshihuaileshaoleshenme，lundedaonijiaodai？”
zhangmalishiyigejiling，mengzaiyuandi。
“yemanmanyoude，woziranyeyou。dangzhenpenghuaileshenme，yejiahaimeiqianmaixindele？nizaizheigejiadailezheimeduonian，shenmehuagaishuoshenmehuabugaishuohaibuqingchuma？！”
zheigezhangmashangyishijiuguanchangjianfengshiduo，yechuaizhetashijialidelaoren，meihetajijiaoguo。
danzheiyishi，tabirangtagaoqingchu，sheishizhurensheishiyongren！
zhangmabeizheimeyiqiaoda，ziranzhidaozheigezhenxiaojiebushigeshengyoudedeng。benlaihaixiangshizijianruandenie，cishizhinengsongdeditoupeixiao。
“xiaojiewuhuile，wobushizheigeyisi......”
“jiwonachuangxindezhentoubeiru。”yechulandetingtabianjie，zhijiedaduanletadehua。
zhangmazhidaozheixinxiaojiebuhaore，yemeiganduowenshenme，lianmangdiandiantouchuqule。
chulemen，tazheicaihuiguoshenlai，zijineimepatazuoshenme？
zheiyechubuguoyezhishiyunqihaochengleyejiadexuemai，tacongxiaozhuzaixiangxia，jimeijianguoshimian，youmeishouguojiaoyu，wufeishizhangzhe“erxiaojie”deminghaohujiahuweibale。
dengmanmanxiaojiehuilaiyiduibi，jibianyelaoyenianzhehetadexuemai，gujiyekanbushangzheigexiangbalaoba？zaibuji，haiyoufurenjizijichengyaoni。
zheiyangxiangzhe，zhangmayouduolediandiqi，congjuzilifanletaobanxinbujiudebeirujiyechusongqu。
yechucongbeirujinmenjiuwendaoyinyindemeiwei，buguotazheicimeiyoufahuo，ershimenshengbuhangjieleguolai。
zhangmashijialidelaoren，xianzaimeishenmezhengjukezhua，huitouchangqingyanzaihuzheta，naodaofuqinneierbaobuchengbianchengzijidebudongshi。
jiranyishibanhuierchubudiao，neijiulairifangzhang。
xiangzhetayishuangxingyanhanzhexiao，youshineifurenchuwuhaidemoyang：“xiexiezhangmale。”
zheifancha，jiaozhangmalikaiqianrenbuzhushenshenkanletayiyan，ganjuezhuomobutou。
zaikanyechujuranzaidishangdaqiledipu，gumozheshibuganshuiyemanmanneijinguidechuang，xinlipuchiyixiao，ganqingshigezhilaohua。
yedui，bijingshiyixiangxialaide，gangganggujiyejiushixiangligexiamawei。
yechukanzhetashensehuminghuan，yebulita，jiangyangmaotanjuanlejuantuidaoyibianjixupuchuang。
chuangshiyemanmanshuiguode，taguangxiangxiangjiujuedeexin，caichucixiace。
xushijinwanshiyechuzhongshengdediyiwan，taxiangqishangyishidezhongzhong，zhanzhuannanmian，daolexiabanyecaiyinyinyouleshuiyi。
cishituranfangmen“zhiya”yisheng，suiranhenqing，danyechuhaishizaishunjianjingjuedizhengdaleyanjing，shuqierduotingzhefangneidexiangdong。
lairendongzuohenqing，yazhejiaobu，jiezhechuangshangputongyishengxiang。
nengsuiyijinchuyejiadazhai，hainengbanyepushangyemanmandechuang，zheiyaobushiyemanmandejianfu，jiushijizijide“jingxi”le。
xiangdaozhei，yechuxinzhongyipianlengyi。
zheichangqingyanyezhenshinaibuzhuxingzi......
nanrenjianpulegekong，zaifangjianliliding，sihuyouxiemihuo。dengtafaxianchuangbiansihuyourenshuizhe，yanlishunjianyoufangchuleweisuodeguangmang，bingnieshouniejiaodixiangmubiaokaojin。
zhijianbobeixiadenvziyinyuexianluchumanmiaodeshenzi，yueguangxiadepifujiebaiwuxiachuidankepo。
是个美人啊。
nanrenxiangzhe，sanbubingzuoliangbu，laidaoyechushenqian。
tashituzuoxialaiyazhizhunvhaizaiyitubugui。
nazhidaoheianzhongyechuliangyanjingdengdedadade，zaokanqingtadeyijuyidong。tahaimeizuoxialai，tajiumengdedantuiquxi，xigaitouhenhendingxiangtademinggenzi。
“aiyo！”nanrenshunjiantengleyitoudehan，hutongxianghoutuiqu，queshuailege**duner。
yechuyandilengguangyishan，shunshiyigeehupushi，zhijietiaoqilaijiangbeiziwuzailenanrendetoushang。
nanrendetengtonghaimeihuanguolai，youbeirenmengletou，ziranhuangluanzhengzha，liliangchajurangtajiangyechucongshenshangxianlexiaqu，fanpuerlai。
danzheidiaochongxiaojiqinengkundeleyechu，talingqiaodewanghouyiduo，yijiaocaishangnanrendebei，yishouqufanjiantadegebo。
nanrentengdeyouyaoaoaojiao，tazhijieshiqituoxiadewazi，jingzhundisaijinduifangdezuili。ranhouxianghouchezhetadegebo，henchuaileliangxiayao，jiezheyigeshoudaoduizhunhoubojingxiaqu，nanrenjiuxiangtanlanni，shunjianruanlexiaqu。
zheiyiqiexingyunliushui，qianhoubuguoershimiao。
yechutiaoletiaomei，huranyouxiangqileheqiyihandeguozhao，dunshijuedeyanqiandenanrenmeijingtoule。
tamantiaosilidilaxiayemanmandecansibeibarenguolegejieshi，ranhouyouchaixiajingmeidechuangmanbarendaodiaozaichuangtou。
yitaoyundongxialai，tazheicaizhenyoudiankunle。keyouzheimeyigedahuorenzaifangli，tayeshuibuzhe。yushitatuikaifangmen，chaogebidefangjianzouqu。