diertianqingchen，wozhengzhunbeixialouti，turantingdaolelouxiayunyuqiannanyoulizhehetadeshiyoudetanhuasheng。
wotingxiajiaobu，tingdaolizhedeshiyouweisuodeshengyinchuanleshanglai：“zuotianwanshangguodezenmeyanga?hedameinvguoyekendingziweihenhaoba!”
lizheqingxiaoleyisheng：“henshuang。”
shiyouheiheixiaodao：“lizhe，niheyunyuzheigeshujiabushiyaolvyouma?nalilaideqian?”
lingyigeshiyouchahuadao：“zhaoqiyua，neigetiangou。zhiyaotadenvshenyunyuyouxuyao，jiumabutingtidisongqianlai。”
shiyoumenfenfengantan：“lizhe，nimingzhenhao，zhaodenvrenjianzhijiushimianfeitikuanji。”
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wozouxialouti，suoyourenlikeanjingxialai，sihuganshoudaolewoshenshangdeyapoqixi。
yigeshiyouqiaoshengshuo：“zenmeban，beitatingjianle。”
lingyigeshiyouzedigudao：“tingjianleyouzenyang，taxinxiongdadehen，jiusuanyunyuchengweiletadenvpengyou，jitadailvmaozi，zheizhongtiangoukenengyexinganqingyuan。”
lizhedangzaiwomianqian，yilianaomandishuo：“jiwoyitaofangzi，rangyunyuhuixinzhuanyichengweinidenvpengyou，zenmeyang?”
womeiyouhuidata，yushitatizhewodeyilingshuo：“meitingjianma?”
wokanjiantadongshouyushinachuledianhua。
tadeyidishuo：“zheicaiguaima。”
ranhouwobodaleguanjiadedianhua：“liushu，jiwomaiyitaohaijingbieshu。”
lizhepangbiandeshiyoutingdaole，yanjinglishanshuozhetanlandeguangmang，sihuyiweiwozheimeshuangkuai，xianmujidudemuguangquandoutouxianglelizhe。
tamenduitadechongbaiheqinpeilingwogandaoyizhenyane。
lizhedeyidikanzhewo，fangfowoshitadewanwu，tabaozheshuangbeigaogaozaishangdikanzhewo，qingmiedixiaolexiao。
wojixugenguanjiashuo：“zheishisongjiwobiaodiqiyangdeshengriliwu，yaohaohaozhunbei。”
lizheliansezhouranyibian，tajiangwotuidaoqiangshang，nuqichongchongdiwendao：“nishenmeyisi?buxiangheyunyuzaiyiqima?”
womianduitadezhiwen，xinzhongmeiyouyisiweiju，zhishilenglengdishuo：“nidongwodeyisi。”
tadelianshangshanguoyisifennu，sihuchajuedaolewojujuedetaidu。woxinzhongshengqiyigubuqudeliliang，haobuyouyudiyiduojiaojiangtatidedaochutiao。
wojingzhizouguotahetadeshiyou，tadeshiyouyilianzhenjing，ertaquewuyiweiwotingjianlezuotianwanshangdeshiqing。
tazaiwoshenhoudashengchaofengdishuo：“nihuogai，guitianyunyuzheimejiuliangenhaomaodoumeilaodao，erwozhixuhuihuishou，yunyujiugenwozoule。”
zheixiehuacitonglewodexin，wogandaoneixinshifenfuza，yeweizijigandaobeiai。