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wolishineitian,qinshengfuqinyaoyongwodehuijinjiwodidiaoshuihe。

shuozheishijididizhituijidepianfang。

mamahongzheyanjiwodeshentijialebahuo:“shaoxidian,bieyezhewoerzi。”

tamenyijiasankouqilerongrong。

zhonghuoyici,tamenyaoworangzhedidi。

好,我让!

zheiyicihuanwozhudongtuichueduyijia。

ketamenzenmedouguixiaqiuwoyuanliangle?

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chenmuchijiusuilailewojia。

“congjinyihou,xiaochijiushinideqindidile,nizenmebuxiao?”

dabanye,bababawocongbeiwoladaoleketingli,ermamadehuailizhengbaozhegeshouruodexiaonanhai。

wodenaodaiwengwengzhixiang,roulerouyanjingquedingzijibushizaizuomeng。

“nishuishale?haibukuaiyingjiedidi!”

fuqinlvedaimaiyuandeshengyinchuanjinerduo,wozheicaiqingxingleguolai。

mingmingshangyikewodelinghunhaipiaozaihuozangchang,qinyankanzheqinshengfumushaowoshiti,yaoyongwodeguhuijichenmuchizhitui。

xiayike,wojiuhuidaoleshisuizheinian。

我竟然重生了!

shangyishidejintian,lilianglaidaowojia,shanglehukoubengaimingchenmuchi。

tashiwobazhanyoushangsideerzi,shangsiyijiasankouganyeluchulechehuo,jiuliuxiayigejiusuidechenmuchi,tazuotuihaiyinweichehuoliuxialebinggen。

wobayincishengshanglezhanyoudezhiwei,tashunshijieguochenmuchidangyangzi,shouhuowaijieyizhongzanyang,womagengshitengtadaoguzili。

keyeshizheitian,wodeemengkaishile!

yinweitatuijiaobuhao,suoyidaxiaodangyundongyuanpeiyangdewo,jiubeilelingbuxuyundong。

zaijiashaokuaizouliangbudouhuiyindechenmuchihongleyan。

takuzheshuowoshibushitaoyanta,shuotahaishihuigueryuanba,bujiwomenjiatianmafan。

meidangzheishi,qindiejiuhuibaozhetaanwei,ranhouwutiaojianrangwoditourencuo。

kewomingmingshenmedoumeizuoa。

weishenmemeirenyuanyitingwodejieshini?

womanduziweiquxiangzhaomamasuku,quezhihuodetayiju“xiaochidanzixiaonizaibatahezhele,nizheihaizixinzheimehenni!”

ranhouwojiubeitamenguanjinxiaoheiwumianbisiguo。

erwuwaitamenyijiasankouchangzhegeanweishouweiqudechenmuchi。

wokudeyandoutengle,butingdepaidazhemen,quemeiyouyigerenyuanyifangwochulai。

wocaishisuia!neishizuipaheidenianji。

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xiangdaozheili,woyinweizhongshengerjidangdexinchendianlexialai。

“xiaochididijiranlaile,neiwojiubazijidefangjianrangchulaijitaba。”

woxiaodehaowupozhan,dafangtuirang。

bamahaijingyiwozenmezheimedongshi,danchenmuchiqueyaozhezuichunyilianxiangwang。

xiaohua,wozenmekenengzaizhongdaofuzhe。

shangyishi,chenmuchiyinweishuixiaofangjianzuoleemeng,takudaochouchu,baozhetuizaidishangdagun。

neifuyangzirangfumuxintenghuaile,erhuabushuobatasongjinwodefangjian。

kedabanyede,tajingranpaodaofumufangligaozhuang,shuowodata!

woshuidezhengmeng,jiubeirenbufenqinghongzaobaidechelechulai,erchenmuchidelianshangheranyouyigexiaoxiaodebazhangyin。

neimexiaodebazhangyin,bushiwodade,hainengshitazijidadema?

takuzheshuozijihaishihuigueryuanba,bamajiuzaiyebutingbujinquwodebianjie。

neitianwanshang,shiwodiyiciaida。

fuqindepidaiyixiaxiachouwodeshouxin,zhenshizuanxindeteng。

tashuowoxiaoxiaonianjibujindarenhaixuehuilesahuang,xianzaibuaidazhangdalejiushishehuiduliu。

wokudehuntianheidi,kanjianchenmuchizhanzaiwomamashenhouchongwojiaoxiayixiao。

tadeyideyangzifangfoshizaizhaoshizijideshengli。

congneitianqi,wodefangjianchedibianchengletade。

zhonghuoyici,woxuanzezhudongxianchufangjian。

shangyibeizidejiaoxungaosuwo,bushiwowanbuguobailiandidi。

wowanbuguodeshishengmudiemameiyouxiaxiandepianxin。

shandaiyangzirangtamenshouhuohaoping,kedaiqinzigengweitamendedagongwusitianguangjiacai。

suoyizhiyaochenmuchishouweiqu,neishibaozheyidingshichenmuhe!

zhiyinweiwoshijianquanren,ertashigekeliandequezi。

tatuijiaobuhao,suoyiwojiudetuichutianjingdui,yinweitahuizibei。

tameilebama,wojiudebaqinbamarangjita,ganyouyijuyuanyanjiushizisidehaizi。

chuzhongsuoyourendouyiweitacaishichenjiaduzi,ketaquedairenbalingwo。

tayiqueyiguaidezhanzaibalingzheshouwei,yongguaizhangchoudawodetui。

shuowotuihaoyoushenmeyong,bamahaibushigengxihuanta,wohuogaibeitaqifu!

wokuzhebaweiqugaosufumushi,tamenqueshuowo“tianshenghuaizhong”

“xiaochizenmehuiqifuni?nisahuangyuelaiyuelihaile!”

ranhoubizhewojizhuangkudechenmuchidaoqian,yaoburanjiumeifanchi。

gaozhongtayinweilianaihuangfeixueye,wofenfaxuexikaoshangzhongben。

kefumujingrandongguanxitoulewodegaokaochengji,rangtadaitiwoqushangledaxue!

shuorangwozaikaoyicijiuxingle,wobunengkanzhedidimeixueshang……

wodanfanbiaoxianchuyidianbuleyi,tamenjiuhuimawozisi,shuowogenbenbupeizuotamendeerzi。

congxiaoyangchengdenuoruodexinggedaozhiwonilaishunshou,weilezizunganyuangongdibanzhuan。

zuihoubeijushizazhongdangchangshenwang。

erwodeguhui,jinghaiyaobeitamenliyongchengjichenmuchizhituidepianfang!

zhongshengdiyiye,wohuaizhetanteshuileguoqu。

jiranpianxinwufagenggai,neiwobixujinzaotaoli。

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zhongshenghouwoxuanzebailan,buzaikeqiuqinqing,quefaxianyiqiedoujiandanduole。

chenmuchilailemeijitian,bamalaizhaowotanhua。

womakanqilaihaiyoudianweinandeshuo:“xiaochitaxinsimingan,xiaoheniyihoubielaochuquxunlianle,gengbuyaozaijiaxunlian,shengdetashangxintingdaomei?”

shuowantashitanzhekanwodebiaoqing。

我却笑了。

zhijiedafangtuirang:“woziyuanfangqitianjing,yihouzoupugao。”

fumudengshizhangdalezui,manliandebuganzhixin。

mamazhouzhemei:“nizheihaizi!mamameishuoburangnixunlian,zhishirangnibiedangzhexiaochidemiana。”

wolianmangbaichuyilianweitamenzhexiangdewenshunbiaoqing。

“xiaochididituijiaobuhao,wobiaoxiandeneimejiankangqibushitaimeiliangxinle,woziyuanfangqitianjingneibushiyinggaidema?”

mamaliansexiangchilekugua:“meirenyaoqiunituichutianjingduia,nizheihaizishuohuazenmeguaiguaide,dangmadewohainenghainima……”

zheishihouwobalengxiaoyisheng:“kanbawojiushuotajianchibulejitian,dangyundongyuanneishijiandandeshi?dangchuwojiuzhidaotahuifangqi,xianzaiwomentichulaizhenghaojitafangqidejihui。”

“zanjiahaizinihaibulejiea,xiaoxiaonianjikehaipachikule,nihaizhennengzhiwangtanengdangyundongyuan?wokebuhuizuodameng!”

呵呵!

nimenlaibiwofangqi,xianzaiwozhudongfangqinimenyoufanguolaimawo。

nimenhaizhenshibazisihexuweibiaoxiandelinlijinzhi。

jizheshangyishi,wosihuobutongyituichutianjingdui,meitiandoutoutouxunlian,huanlaidequeshichenmuchichengbeidejidu。

zaiwohuodeleguojiaerjiyundongyuanzhengmingneitian,meiyouyinglaixiangxiangzhongdeqingzhu。

yemeiyoukandaoqinrenxinweidexiaosheng。

yinweineitianchenmuchishangxinzhixialijiachuzou,daozhishizudiexiataijie。

quanjiaganqu,shouzaishoushangdetachuangtouzhengzhengyiye。

huijiahou,womasisuilewodezhengshu,hongzheyanmawomeiliangxin。

shuodoushiyinweiwo,xiaochicaihuinanguolijiachuzou,haimawodexinyouduohen。

“nibujiushidangshangleyundongyuan,kenididitatuiquelea!niweishenmehaiyaoxuanyao?”

qijizhixia,tazhijiechaoqijimaodanzichoudawodehoubei。

zhenggerenpuzaiwoshenshangxuanxienuhuo,henbudebawodepidoudalan。

erwobazeshilengzhelianjiangwoanzaishafashang,chouchupidaibiandawodetui。

“worangnixuanyao!nibushiyundongyuanma,daduannidetuikannizenmepao!”

zheiyike,tamenhaoxiangbushiwodefumu。

wosuoyouderongyaodoubibushangyangzideyigenhanmao,tamenshizhendexiangdasiwoweichenmuchichuqi。

neiye,woduosuozheshuangtuizhanzaichenmuchibingchuangqiandaoqian:“didiwozhidaocuole,niyihouqianwanbuyaolijiachuzou,qiuniyuanliangwoba……”

mamayilianmanyidekanzhewomen:“xiongdiliangbaoyixia,zheishierjiusuanguoqule。”

kaoguoqushi,chenmuchiquexingzailehuodezaiwoerbianshuoleju:“gegetuitengbutenga?”

“qishiwodoushizhuangdee……”

congneikaishi,wozaiyebuganpaobule。

jiranzaozhijieguo,congmingrenyinggaicongzuikaishijiuxuanzefangqi。

yundongyuanshenmedewozaodangnile,yebuxiangzaiaida。

zheibeiziwobugennimenzhengjiushile。

woyizhishangdedoushiguizuxuexiao。

suoyiliangshirensheng,bamadoudazhangqigudebachenmuchisongdaolewodexuexiao。

shengpabierenbuzhidaotamenduizheigeyangziyouduohao。

chenmuchibiwoxiaoyisuiquegenwotongji,yinweizairuxuekaoshizhongchengjiyouyi,xiaozhangdangzhongkuatayihouhuiyoudachuxi。

babagaoxingdemanlianhongguang:“xiaochizhenjizanjiazhengguang,guoranshitiancaishaonian。”

fanguanyizhiliantiyudewo,chengjiquechadelipu,tafengrenbianshuodaerzinaojinbuxing,shuowolianchenmuchiyigentoufasidoubibushang。

shangbeiziqueshiruci,kenengwotianzizhendeburuta。

kezheicitapengshanglezhongshengdewo。

duiyukaoshangzhongbendewo,xiaoxuedezhishisuandeleshenme?

danwoshenzhizhiyaozijiluchuyidianyouyi,chenmuchijiuhuibuliuqingmiandedaya。

suoyishangchuzhongqian,woyizhibeizhe“bennaogua”deminghao。

fumuchumenhuikezhidaicongmingdedidi。

erwoliuzaijiali,yijingxueshanglegaozhongyingyu。

wozhidaobixubiandegengqiangda,cainengtaodegengyuan。

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liangnianhou,chenmuchikaozijidebenshishanglebenshizuihaodechuzhong。

erwochengjicandan,bamamalewojijuhou,songwoshanglejianerliuxuexiao。

danwoyeyincitaoguolechuzhongbeibalingdejingli。

dangchu,bamaweilezhanshizijiduiyangziduomehao,yizhizhiweichenmuchikaijiazhanghui。

qinerzidewoquebeilengluo。

jiuerjiuzhi,xuexiaochuanyanwocaishiyangzi。

chuzhonghaizieqilaibujiangdaoli,tamenweileboquchenmuchidehaogan。

huiwangwodezaocanlirengchongzi,dengzishangtujiaoshui,shangcesuoshihaihuibakaiwodetuizhuangzhuzi。

jiulianlaoshiyeduiwoaidabuli,yinweixiaozhanghewofuqinshipengyou,erchenmuchicaishichenjiazuishouchongdeerzi。

chenmuchitaoyanwo,suoyourendouhuigenzhetaoyanwo。

wowushucixiangfumusuku,kezaitamenyanli,woshidaolepannideqingchunqi。

shuowoxuexishangburubieren,xianzaihaixuedemanzuihuanghua,tamenshixialeyancaishengchuwozheiyangdeerzi。

shenzhihaishuoxiwangchenmuchicaishitamendeqinerzi,rangwoduogenzheigebalingzhexuexi!

wuxiuzhidemashenghelengyanchongchiwozhenggeqingchunqi。

于是我放弃挣扎。

kezheiyishi,woshenchuhechenmuchibutongdexuexiao。

meirenguanzhuwo,wozhongyunengfangsidexuexi。

diyixuenian,wonaxiaquanxiaodiyi,fenshushuaidiermingwushifen。

banzhurenbawojiaodaobangongshi:“nihenyouqianli,xiaxuenianzanmenshiyouaoshujingsai,youjiangjin,nijiuquba。”

奥数竞赛?

我可太知道了。

shangyishi,chenmuchizaibisaizhongqudediyi,erbeipobisaidewoliantidoumeixiewan。

houlaitadairenbawozhuaijinweishengjian,balewoyifu,duzishanghualegedadadezhu。

diertian,wodebalingshipinjiubeichuanlechuqu。

bishi,saifanglaiwojiazhuhechenmuchihuojiang,jiletashangyigaozhongdeyudingminge。

erwoquebeifumuguanzaixiaoheiwulibuxuchulai,shuowohuidiulequanjiaderen。

weileshangshidequru,zheiyiciwozhudongcanjiajingsai。

lianzheyigeyue,woxiewanlejinshiniansuoyoudejingsailiti。

motoulejingsaitixingheguilv。

ershiduosuiderenxuexichuzhongzhishiqueshiyouxiefangui。

kewobuguoshixiangnahuiyuanbenjiushuyuwodedongxi。

shangsaichangzheitian,wozaihouchangshikandaoleyilianqingsongdechenmuchi。

fumugenzaitashenbian,yigebeishubaoyigedishui。

kanjianwohou,jieshiyilianzhenjing:

“nizenmelaile?bushishuonizaijiadianwaimaima?”

dianwaimai,nimensheijiwoqianlema?

chenmuchimanyanxixuedeshuo:“gegeyexianglaikanwoduoguanba,bamanimenbuyaogangegezou,bijingtameilaiguozheiyangdedifang……”

hualuo,bamayanlidebiyigengshen。

ba:“ganjingunhuijiabiezaizheierdiuren!”

woqueyangleyangshoulidesaihao。

“我是来比赛的。”

bamadeyanzhudengdexiangpingpangqiu:

“cansaixuanshoudoushiquanxiaoqiansan,nizenmekenengyouzigelaibisai?”

zuihouhaishichenmuchianweitamen:“gegedexuexiaobenlaijiuhendiduan,xuexiaoxiaojidaigong,suibiantuichuyigerenlaibisaiyezhengchang……”

我真笑了。

nimendanfankanyiyanwodechengjidan,yegaizhidaowochanlianshililiangnianbangshouleba?

zheihaishiwoyazheshuipingkaochudechengji!

danzheicijingsai,wobuhuizaiyinzangrenheshili。

开卷,写名,答题。

行云流水。

zouchusaichangneike,wozhenyouzhongjiangshizhangdaoshouqiaodekuaigan。

chenmuchibanxiaoshihoucaichulai,tayiqueyiguaidezoudaowoshenbian。

shuo:“gege,nibuyinggailaide。”

tanianshaodelianshangdaizheyimoyinyi,zhongyuluchulebenlaidezuilian:

“jiranmeiyounengli,neijiubielaizuotiaoliangxiaochou!”

“woyijingshiquhenduole,nijiubunengbabamadechongairangjiwoma?”

shangyishitabalingwoshi,zongshiyongzuikeliandelianxiazuihendemingling。

“dasita,jiuzaiyemeirengenwoqiangle!”

woxiaole,xinquelengdehairen。

chongaishenmede,nixihuanjiujinibei。

“哥哥都让给你。”

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jiexialaideyilibai,chenmuchibeijialichongchengletaiziye。

fuqinmashangyaoshengguan,tajianxindoushixiaoerzijitadefuqi。

woquemomoshangxuexiaxue,ouerbeitamaliangjumeiliangxin,yezaojiubufangzaixinshang。

jingsaichuchengjineitian,saifangdalaidianhua:“ninerzihuodejingsaidiyiming,bujinmanfen,zuihouyidaodatihaijichulesanzhongjiefa,qizhongyizhongwomenchutilaoshidouzhuomolehaojiu……”

bamagaoxingdechadianmeibengqilai。

yipangdechenmuchizhouqilemei,woquegouqilechun。

tanayousanzhongjiefa,zheishuodefenmingshiwodeshijuan。

“womenxiawujiangzoufangninjia,weizanmendexiaoguanjunsongshangjiangbei,daoshiyehuiyoumeitidaochang……”

saifanghoumianzaishuoshenme,fumuyijinggubushangle,chenmuchigengshiyilianhongguang。

yichaolulian,quanjiaguangrong。

zaitamenyanli,dejiangdezhikenengshichenmuchi。

yijiasankoudouzhiangyang,henbudebazuihaodejingshenmianmaozhanluchulai。

quanhuanhaoleshangdianshideyifuhou,caifaxianpangbianzhanzhegeaiyandewo。

qinmayanlishanguoxiane,dashouyizhichuwujian:“nixianqulimianwanhuier,dengmeitizoulezaichulai。”

wosongsongjian,haobuyouyujinlexiaoheiwu。

jintianwozhuanmenchuanlezuipodeyifu,haipengtougoumiande。

zhidenghoumianzheichangdaxi,cishidangranyaodongderenrang。

chenmuchilianxilesuoyoujiaodeshangdetongxue,zaiwojiaweichengyipian。

tajiaoaodeyangzhetou:“woyihoukeshibaosongyigaozhongde,yihounimenjiunulikaoshizhuishangwoba。”

夸耀声成一片。

shifenzhonghou,wojiamenkouzhanlesanweixizhuanggelvdezhongniannanren。

fumuyigejianbuchongdaoshexiangjiqian,bachenmuchituileguoqu:

“zheishiwomendeyangzi,pingshixuexijiuzhengqi,zheicinengduodequanshidiyilibukaitazijidenuli,dangranwomendangfumudeyehenjiaoao……”

saifangsanrendoulengle,danhaishichezhexiaowolewotamendeshou。

“tongxuejiazhang,woshiyigaozhongdexiaozhang,ninerziyihouqingyidingyaolaiwomenxuexiao。”

“gongxinitongxue,zhuniwanghouzhiluguangmingcanlan。”

jiangbeibeisaidaolechenmuchishouzhong,tagaoangzhetou,xiangguojialingdaoyiyangbaizheshou:“ganxiegeweidekuajiang,woyihouhuizaijiezailide。”

tongxuedegongweishengkuaiyanmeileta。

kecishi,meitirenyuanhuranshuoleju:

“chenmuhetongxuekeyigenwomenjiangyixia,nizuihouyidaodatiweishenmeyaojichusanzhongjiefani?”

陈慕河?

全场气氛凝固了。

tongxuemenmianmianxiangqu,fumuzeshizhouzhemei。

“tongzhinimenhancuomingzile,woerzijiaochenmuchi。”

huayichu,saifangsanrenyezhouqilemei。

yigaoxiaozhanglengzhelianshuo:“cicijingsaiguanjunshichenmuhetongxue,womenmeiyouhancuo。”

“laiqianyijingtingshuoninjiayouliangweierzi,chenmuchitongxuedechengjiyebucuo,huodeledierming。”

“danguanjunshichenmuhetongxue!”

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bamahaishibuxin,tamenzhuazhesaifangdeshouzhiwen:

“nimenxitongshibushichucuole,chenmuhezenmekenengshiguanjun,tapingshikaoshidoubujige,guanjunyidingshiwojiaxiaochia!”

yuanbenjiuyouyixindexiaozhang,zheishihouyemeinaixinle。

“chenmuhezainaer,qingtachulailingjiang!”

“wojiaxiaochiyehenyouxiu,zheicidejiangjiubanjitaba,chenmuheneihaiziyidingshizuobide,jiaochulaiyeshixiaohua。”

bamadehuashizaitaizhalie。

zhidaoyizhongxiaozhangshuochuneiju:

“nimenjiujingshibushichenmuhetongxuedejiazhang?tayijingchanlianquanshibangshouliangnianle,nimenbuzhidaoma?”

全场鸦雀无声。

wotuikaichuwujiandemenzoulechuqu。