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没有门牙的笨蛋！
fulidexiarenmenweilefuqindehunshimangdetuantuanzhuan，yitaiyitaidepinlibaizaijialishenzhibugoufang。
niangqinzuijinchangchangdaiwoqutaizifudi。
shenzhitaizizongshihenianggongchengzuoyiliangmache，wozhinenghelanfengzuoyiliang。
woliaozhelianziquwang，huiguotoubujiediwen：“weishenmeshiweidoulitamendemacheneimeyuan？erqiehaodianbodeyangzi。”
womenzheibianshiweimingminghenjin，macheyehenwendang。
lanfenghuranlianhonghongde：“xiaohaizijiajiade，buyaowenneimeduo。”
wobufuqi，lianyechouchoude。
xiachedeshihouniangqinfangfotuiruan，shibeilizhicebaozhexiachede。
wojimangchongguoquzhuaizhutadekutuikanbujianniangqindelian：“niangqin，nimeishiba？”
lizhicedeyanweifahong，shenqingyouyigushuobuchulaideyanse。
buzhiniangqinhetadishengshuoleshenme，tahengxiaoyisheng，shengyinweiya。
“niniangmeishi，jiushikunle。”jieshiwanbianbaozouniang，rangmamadaiwoquwan。
wozaipianfangchigaodianwanzhuqingting。
qujiaoluojianzhuqingtingdeshihoutingjianwaimiandeyahuanxiaoshengyilun。
“neizhaomuyunyoubushierbanianhuale，mobushijidianxiaxialeshenmegu？jihuzhiyaoconghuanggongchulaijiuhuizhaota。”
“bieluanshuo，tacongqianzuoguogongzhubandu，zhiqianshibanshangdingdingdetaizifei，houlaibuzhidaozenmedexiajiajilehanmenzhuangyuanlang，dianxiadangshichadianmeihuoshaolezhongfuni。”
“dianxiacongburangtahebizitang，yeyejiaoshuiliangciyishang，anzheigepinlvyinggaihenkuaihuihuaishangba？nanbuchengyaoneizhongyushibangyanghuangsi？huozhezhijiejiangtadaichulaiyangzhe？”
“dianxiabuguoshididangbuzhunianshaoshidexinmobale，nanengduitazheizhongcanhuabailiushirenzhendeni？”
dieyijingyouletaxihuandeerzi，niangyeyaoyouxindexiaohailema？
那我呢？
wodezhuqingtinghaoxiangzaiyefeibuqilaile。