第一章1
junxunjiaoguanwuyueshiwozhuilehenjiudebaiyueguang。
wodanxintashaizhe，meitiandoujitasongfangshaishuang。
tayibianmawoduoshi，yibianbawodefangshaishuangnaqujixuemei：“weiwei，buyaoshaiheile。”
tadaxuedezuoyedoushiwohuaqianzhaodedaixie，qimokaoshiyeshiwobajitazhaoleguanxizuodechengji。
taqueyaoyaqiechi：“zheixiedoushiniziyuande，kebiexiangyihounazheigelaiweixiewo。”
tashuozijizhubuguansushe，wozhijiezaixuexiaofujinmaileyitao150pingdefangzi。
tajingchangdaibutongdepengyouhuiqujuhui，bafangjiangaodeyipianlangjie，haishiwochuqianzhaozhongdiangongrenlaorenyuandidasao。
daxuebiye，wodaochujitaqiuguanxi，rangtachengweizuinianqingdezhuanyelaoshi。
jieguotadiyiciyaoqingwocanjiawanyan，chenjidaoqielewojiagongsijimi，zhijiebawosongshangbierendechuang。
他恶狠狠地说：
「nizheifuyouqianhainaquanshiyabierendezuilianzhenshiexin，zhenghaonisongshangmenle，jiudangshiwosongjiwoshangjijiaoshoudejianmianlile。」
zheiyiyewoshoujinquru，shihouhaibeisongjinleshiyanshi，meirimeiyedishouzhemo。
zaicixinglaishi，wohuidaolewuyuecuicuwobafangshaishuangjitadeneitian：“zenmehaibubafangshaishuangnaguolai，weiweidepifudouyaoshaihongle！”
wozhijiejiletayibazhang：“jinidianyansehaizhenkairanfangleshiba？”
“qiuwobanshijiuxianjiwoguixialaikesange！”
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wokanzheshoulizhunbeinajiwuyuedefangshaishuang，woyishidaowozhongshengle。
wogaodiyeshigeyouqianrenjiadeda**，woquejibierendangbaomu？
真是笑话。
zhengzaijunxunxiuxi，tongxuemendouzaiyipangchengliang，wuyuebazijidewaitaotuoxialaigaizaidiaoweiweidetoushang，ranhouzuozaitapangbianweitashanshanzi，“rehuaileba，weiwei。”
takanzhewozhanzaineiyidongyebudong，gengdashengdihanleyiju，「fangshaishuangnaguolai，meikanweiweipifudoushaihongle！」
diaoweiweiniuzheshenziguolai，「yuege，bieweilewohejiajiahou，woshaiyidianmeiguanxide。jiajiakeshida**，tagengjiaogui，rangtaxiancaba。」
wohewuyueqingmeizhuma，xiaotaliangjie，yizhianlianta。
houlainulikaodaoletasuozaidedaxue，wobeihaoyunjuangu，tachenglewomenbandejunxunjiaoguan。
wokuzhuitaduonian，zheicitazhongyutongyijiwogejihui。
suoyizaitakanlai，tajieshouwoduitadehao，jiudengyushitaduiwodeenci。
「chourenduozuoguai，nidouheichengneiyangle，haicashenmeca？」wuyueduiwoyidingdianhaopiqidoumeiyou。
diaoweiweiqiangzhebangwoshuohua，「yuege，nibieshuojiajiala。tazheimehei，gengdeduocadianfangshaibaoyangya。」
wotaishale，shangyishihediaoweiweizaiyigebanzheimejiu，juranmeifaxiantajianghuazheimelvcha。
「haishiweiweidongzenmehufu，yujianizhenyinggaiheweiweiduoxuexue。」wuyuedangzhewodemian，manlianxiaorongdimolemodiaoweiweidetoufa。
「dangranyaohufua，yaoburanhejiajiayiyangshaiheile，buzhidaoyaofuduoshaomianmocainengjiuhuilaini。」
「ya，jiajia，nizenmeyongzheizhongzapaizidefangshaishuang，huijilianyonghuaide。」diaoweiweijingyayourenzhendishuozhe。
wuyuetingdaowodefangshaishuangneimegui，liansehuranbianle，「woshibushijinihaolianleyujia？rangnimaifangshaishuang，jiumaizheizhongdongxi？」
diaoweiweilazhewuyue，「yuege，bieweilewohejiajiashengqi。」
wuyuekanwobujita，dangzhetongxuemendemian，yaoguolaiqiangguowodefangshaishuang。
「wojinibiaoxiandejihui，nijiunazheizhonglajidedongxihunongwo？haibuganjinqujiweiweimaigegengguide！」
wuyueyouzibeiyouzifu，xiangtongguozheizhongfangshizhaohuimianzi。
wolengxiaoyisheng：「bianyihuojiudepeibianyihuo，youyanwuzhudedongxi。」
「xiangyaozijiqumaiqu，nibanyanshuochanggeshouni，yitianjiuzhidaogenbieren『yaoyaoyao』de。」