第四章 脑子坏了

kanzheshenjiyouzheizhangrenshengongfendelian,linxingranxinliyuefasuandelihai。zheimeshuaiqieyouxiudenanren,pianpianbeitahuohaileyisheng!

“ni......”shenjiyoumeitouweizhou,xiaoxiaodenaodai,dadadeyihuo。

linxingrankanxiangshenjiyou,xiaodao,“woshuodehaibugoumingxianma?benjiushiqingdouchukaidenianji,fandianxiaocuoyeshikeyiyuanliangdeba?”

meiyanwanwan,xiaoronghentian,huposedeshuangmouyizhayizha,lianshangneiyifutianzhenwuxierenchuwuhaidemoyang,jianzhishiyaojiangrendexinronghua。

shenjiyoukanzhezheizhangtiantiandexiaolian,mianwubiaoqingdimozhengdidiandiantou。

linxingranmanzuyixiao,zhenshigedaizi,“shenjiyou,wokunle。”

shenjiyoukandaolinxingranzheiyangdexiaorong,zuijiaobuzijuedigouqi,zhijuedelinxingrandexiaorongzhinengyong‘huimouyixiaobaimeisheng,liugongfendaiwuyanse’laixingrong。

“tangxiaxiuxi。”shenjiyouroushengshuodao。

fulinxingrantangxia,jitagaihaobeizi,zuozaichuangbianshouzheta。

zhiyoulinxingrancaipeirangtawenrou。

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kanzheliangrendeqinmihudong,jidudefakuang。

anzhaolinxingrandexingge,yinggaishuaidongxidachaodanaocaishi,zenmerucianjing?tabushitebietaoyanshenjiyouma?zenmehuishirujindetaidu?

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qianshidetadaosicaikanqingchenyiyaodezhenmianmu,kuizijihaiduitataoxintaofei,zhenshiyuchun。

zhonglaiyici,chenyiyaoheguziyu,tayigedoubufangguo!

piaoleyiyanyipangdechenyiyao,bishangyan,nuzuichennudao,“rentaiduo,shuibuzhe。”

qitayeqigoule,zheirendaizaizhei,shizaishiaiyan。

wenyan,shenjiyouxinliyijin,shia!xingranconglaibuxihuanzaishuijueshiyourenzaipang,jishishitayebuxing。zenmekandaotadexiaojiuwangleni?

lijiqishenshouhuiyanshen,duichenyiyaolengshengdao,“meiyoujiedaotongzhibukelaidaraoxingranxiuxi。”

chenyiyaohenhendikanleyiyanlinxingran,fangfokeyiyongyanshenjiangtalingchichusi,“shi。”

tingshuozheibingyangzitiaoloule,taxingzailehuodikanwang,meixiangdaofanbeiqiang。shitadayile,xiaoqiaolelinxingran!

chenyiyaozouhou,shenjiyouyezhunbeilikaibingfang。

kandaoshenjiyouyaochuqu,linxingranmangjiaozhuta,“shenjiyou,niqunali?”

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ketashiweilebachenyiyaoganzouxianggentadanduxiangchucaineimeshuodea!zhenshigedaizi!

“zailimianpeizhewoba!woxianggennishuoshuohua。”

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ruobushilinxingrantuijiaobubian,cishizaoyipaoguoqujiangtazhuaiguolaizuohaole!

“shenjiyou,nizaibuguolaiwoshengqile!”linxingranjueqizui,huayuzhongdaizhexiexusajiao。

cihuayichu,shenjiyouguoranyibubingzuoliangbuguaiguaihuilaizuohao,zuozaichuangbian,kanxianglinxingrandeyanshenyouyubujue。

tazuipade,jiushilinxingranshengqi。yinweilinxingranshengqibingbushixiangbierenyiyangshuaidongximaren,tadeqi,shisazaizijishenshang,basuoyoudenuqiyonglaishanghaiziji。

zheiyeshishenjiyoubuganretadeshengqideyuanyin,gengshiershixiaoshipairengenzheta。

zheibianshiliangrenyouzhengzhidekaiduan,caideyirangguziyuhechenyiyaozuanlekongzi。

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linxingrankanchuanshenjiyouxinzhongsuoxiang,tabuzhidaozenmequjishenjiyoubiaodataxianzaidexinqing。

yanzhuyizhuan,guzhesaibang,renzhendishuodao,“shenjiyou,woshibushishuaihuainaozile?weishenmeyiqianhaoduoshiqingwodoubujide,wozhijideni。”

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taqianshenjiyoude,zhendetaiduotaiduole。

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tingdaolinxingrandehua,shenjiyoumodizhengzhu,youshendeyanjingzhigougoudedingzhelinxingrankan。

zuibiandehuduqingqingyangqi,shuangchunqingqi,wenredeqixipensazaikongzhong,“e?xingranpabushiweileguziyujiayifuruanba?”

yixiangdaogenlinxingranduonianlaidexiangchu,tagengjiabuxin,linxingrandexingzi,shenjiyouzaiqingchubuguole。

genghekuang,yigeganggangweilenanrenershanghaizijideren,zenmekenengzhuanyanjianjiubianguale?zheiyidiandoubuxianglinxingrandefengge。

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“woshuodeshizhende,xinbuxinsuini!”linxingranxilekouqi,zhendingdishuodao。

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shenjiyoushenzhiyoujifenxiangxinlinxingranqueshizhuanghuainaozile!

jiandaoshenjiyouzheifumoyang,linxingranyouxiebuhaoyisidiyanzuiyixiao。yiqiantazenmemeifaxianzheinanrenyeyouzheimekeaideyimianni?