di1zhangzhongshenghuilaihou,wozhaohuilebeiwoniangpaoqideerzi
wodejijilishang,wodiecongqigaiwolimiandaihuiletashisanduoniandeerzi。
gusibo:「jiejie,wobuhuiqiangzounidedongxide,wozhishixiangyouyigezhefengdangyudedifang。」
dieniangxintengta,jiangtashiweijichu。
ameitanhuta,jiangwoshizuochailanghubao。
haozimeiweiletabuxihewojuelie。
woyuyuguahuan,sihoudoubibushangyanjing。
zhongshengyishi,woyezaiqigaiwolimianzhaochulewoniangdeerzi。
「jifanyexiangyaoyigezhefengdangyudedifang。」
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zaiwodejijilishang,wodiedaihuilegusibo。
wojiachaiguanzhishi,takanzhelengqingdeyanxi,jiangzhelianwenwo:“guhuanhuan,jinribushinidejijilima?zenmehuiruciqingleng?”
wokanleyiyanzaitashenhoudegusibo,huidao:
“suishuoshijijili,danhaishibuxiangtaiguopuzhang。”
wodiexiaolexiao,qiadaohaochudijiangtashenhoudenanzizhanshizaizhongrendemianqian:
“zheishigusibo,cizishengxialaibianmeileqinrenshenshikelian,wobianbatashouweiyizi。”
“sibo,zheishinidejiejieguhuanhuan,zheishi**meiguxiaoxiao。”
meimeiguxiaoxiaoqiaojiantademeiyanyudiejingyouliuqifenxiangsi,haoqidiyishuangyanjingdoukuaiyaozhangzaitashenshangle:
“zheishijianjingyoulianggehaowuguanxiderenzhangderucixiangside,dangzhenshixiqi。”
woniangyuanbenhaimeizenmezhuyigusibodezhangxiang,tingjiantazheimeshuozhihou,yexixiduanxiangqilai。
“haoa!nishibushilaozaojiuzaiwaimianyangxiaohulijingle!”
woniangjiuzhewodiedeerduo,datingguangzhongzhixiashuluota:
“wojiuzhidaoshishangnaliyoubutouxingdemao?ganqingzaizheilidengzhewoni!”
“buyaowangle,gujiadechanyedoushiwomujiafuchide!”
wodienaliyouxianxinjijiaoyoumeiyourenzaichang,ganjinfuxiaozuodi:
“shishishi,nishuodedoudui,wonalihuizuoshenmeduibuqinideshiqingni!”
woniangxinleta,bijingdiezheimeduoniandouduiwoniangdehuadoushiyantingjicongde。
wodieganjintanxiaofengshengdidanranjieguocishi。
guxiaoxiaozaipangbianduiwojimeidengyan。
xianzaideguxiaoxiaohaishihuijiangwozheigejiejiefangzaiyanli,danyongbuleduojiutabianhuiweileyanqiandegusibozhiwoyusidi。
woshizhongshengzhiren,huidaoleyiqiedoulaidejiwanhuideshihou。
shangyishi,zaiwoshengshihaodadejijilishang,wodietangerhuangzhididaizhegusibohuilai。
dangzhezhongduobinkedemianqian,qinzijieshaozhetadeerzi。
而我呢?
beitamenlianggerendeyanyuyi**biandangzhongfafeng。
gusiboduozaiwodiedeshenhoukelianxixidikuhanzhe,“jiejie,wozhishixiangyaoyigeanshenzhisuoeryi。”
wodehaozimeijiangtahuzaishenhou,lishengditaofazhewodebushi:
“tataikelianle,nishenmedouyou,haishigujiadedizhangnv,weishenmeyanjinglihairongbuxiayigeta?”
“nidiedouyijingjiangtarenzuoyizile,zhiqianshigujiameiyounanding,xianxiatayekeyibangchennidalijialideshengyi,rangnikeyianxinzhaogehaorenjiajiaren,zheiyoushenmebuhao?”
bujinruci,pingshilengdandeniangyeziranerrandixiangzhegusibo。
“huanhuan,nixianzaizenmerucidemanhengbadaole,zheirangwodanxinnihainengbunenghaohaodizuohaoshuyunideshiqingle。”
“shiwoduinitaiguoniaile。”
erwoneizhizhidaodingzhegusibokandemeimei,jianmeinanyifulihuadaiyudemoyang,zaojiuzhaobudaolebei。
buguansanqiershiyijiujiangtahuzaishenhou。
ruciyilai,woshandu、baozao、dubazhuanxingdemingshengchuanmanlejingcheng。
zhihoudegezhongbuliyuwodeshiqingjiezhongerzhi。
yuanbenduiwobaoyoujigaoxiwangdewaizumuduiwoshiqulexinxin,suoyourendouzhanzailewodeduilimian。
dieniangjiangwozhuchufuzhong,xiridehaozimeihuzheta,meimeiweiletazaiwaisanbowodeliuyan,zuihourangyiqunqierjiangwonisizaihuli。
zaicizhengyan,wohuidaolesuoyoudeshiqinghaikeyiwanhuideshihou。
jingliguoshangyishiwocaizhidao,suoweideqinqing、youqingzhibuguoshiweilezhaganwoshenshangzuihouyisijiazhidechoumaeryi。