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一个字，该！
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“看我的！”
papaliangbazhang，songhande**beitalaolaopaichulezuoyouduichengdehong。
buguosonghanhaishimeiyouyidianyaoxinglaideyisi。
zheiranglaolaozaizijiguinvdengdelaodadeyanshenxia，buganzaixiazhongshoule，zhideshanshandao:
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“捏他鼻子！”
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tingdaowenhua，huanglinzaizhongrenmuguangzhongtingletingxiongtangshangqianyibu。
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tabailebaishouduiliuyuhuazixindao；
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zuilibutingdeniannianyouci；
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“haibuxinglai，gengdaiheshi！”
“xingle，xingle！zhendexingle！”
“不愧是黄大仙！
真厉害呀！”
zaiyizhongjinghudeshengyinzhong，songhanmengranyigejilingzhengkailejinbideshuangyan，dangtakanqingyanqiannietabizidelaolianhou，dunshinule。
laozibaoyuanshouyilezheimejiu，gangduguoshengmenkuguan，wochenshuiyihui，yongzijizhinendesanhunqipoyunyangyixiazhenlingzenmele？
吃你家大米了！
又是你个老帮菜！
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sanfanliangcidehuaiwodaoxin！
jinriwojiusuanpinzherenqianxianshengshensidaoxiaodefengxianyeyaochuzheiyikoueqi！
看老子不尿你一身！
zhishidangsonghancuidongzheshentidequeyinshi，dunganbiequ。
什么情况？
“放开我！”
yishengnaishengnaixideshengyinhurancongdimianshangganggangmanyuedewawakouzhongxiangqi。
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zaizixiyikan，yanbaiduotongkongxiao，zheishifanbaiyanle？
“nimenyoutingjianshenmeshengyinme？”
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“duibuzhu，duibuzhu，wawagangmanyue，shiniaojiumeigebamendeshihou。”
yipangdelaolaoyeshipeixiaodao；
“manyuedehaizishiniaobuzang，ganjingzhele。”
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“nimengangcaimeitingdaoshenmeshengyinme？”
“wotingdaole，wotingdaole！”
yipangbeisongjianguogangsongkaidelaodatiaozhejiaodao；
“woganggangtingdaoxiaodidishuohuale！”
黄林神情一动；
“nitingdaotashuoshenmele？”