woyeyiweiyinggaimeiyoule,bijingzhurengongdoubuzaile。
yihuodikanxiangmama,taquelazhewohuilefangjian。
dakaimen,limianyouyitiaoqunzi。
shiwocengjingkewangbukejidedongxi。
「weishenme?」wodeshengyinyouxiezhandou。
「xiaoyu,nitingmamajiang,mamazhidaoniyiqianshoulehenduoshanghai,danshicongjintiankaishi,zaiyebuhuiyourennengshanghainile。」
woturanxiangqishangyishiwochushideshihou,wobeisongquyiyuanhou,mamayeshizheiyanganweiwenshaochengdema?
wohaishihuanshangleneitiaoqunzi,jiusuanshiyichangmeng,neiyeshicongweijingliguodemeng。
babashanshanlaichi,tameiqukanwenshaocheng,ershizhijiehuijia。
taconglaibuhuigenmamaduizhelai,huoxushixinhuaikuijiu,yexushilingyoutamou。
ruguoshuofazhandaoxianzaideshiqingrangwojuedeshizaimengli,neimejiexialaideshiqingshuochengshixuanhuandoubuzuweiqi。
mamashangtaixuanbu,「wenxiaoyucaishiwodeqinshenghaizi,erwenshaochengzhishibuzhidaolailidehaizi,genwenjiameiyourenheguanxi。」
「bingqie,jintianwohaiyaoshuoyijianshi,woyaobawenjiadezichanquanbuzhuanyidaowodenvermingxia。」
5.
congtoudaowei,mamameiyoukanbabayiyan。
wozaojiuzhidao,tamenganqingbuhao,danmeixiangdaozheimebuhao。
babazaiyipang,yizhimeishuohua。
yourenkaishibuman,「laowena,xiaoyuzhendeshinimenqinshengdema,zenmegenwotingshuodebuyiyanga。」
wenshaochengdexiaonvpengyoukaikou,「wenshushu,zheiwenjiazheimeda,quandoujixiaoyujiebuhaoba。shaochenghaodaiyeshizaiwenjiazhangdade,batapeiyangchengjiebanrenyekeyia。」
tingdaozheihua,youyouxierenzhanchulai,jianyibadabufenjiayejiwenshaocheng。
tamenpingshitaohaowenshaochenghenainai,zhanlebushaobianyi。
「yiqiandeshiqingwobuguan,yebuhuizaijijiao。buguo,sihuhenduorendouwangle,wenshijituandegufendabandouzaiwomingxia,ruguobushiwodangnianjiajinlewenjia,tamennengyouxianzaidejiayema?」
「dangranle,wenshifenghaiyoutamamingxiadecaichangenwowuguan,xiangjisheijishei。danshiwomingxiade,doushihunqiancaichan,yifendoubukenengjiwenshaocheng。」
dangzhezheimeduorendemiangongbuzheigexiaoxi,wuyishijirangbabanankan。
zhidaojintianwocaikanqingzheigeren,tazhizaihutadeshenghuoyoumeiyoushoudaoyingxiang,tadeqiantumingliyoumeiyoushousun。
zhiyuqitade,zhiyaomeiyouweixiedaotadeliyi,sheishitadehaizitadoubuguanxin。
shangyishichumianweihuwo,huoxuzhishitaweishubuduodelianminxin。
houlaimamachumianhou,tabianbuzailihuiwo,zheiciyeshiyiyang。
mamasuiranqingchugongsidezhuangkuang,danshiquecongbuchushou,yizhidoushibabazaiguan。
yanhuijieshu,mingtiantayiranshirangrenfengchengdewenshizongcai,meiyouyingxiang。
xiangtonglezheixie,wodeqingxuyouxiediluo,huileloushang。
zhongshengzhihoudezheixieshiqing,wogangganglichutouxu。
qishiqianhouliangshi,zheizhongshiqingkandeyebushao,danzhenzhengfashengzaizijishenshangshi,zongyouxienanguo。
weileliyishenmedoukeyifangqi,qinqingyiranruci,genghekuangqitaganqingni。
jintiandewenshaochenggenqianshidewoyiyang,beiyizhiyilaideqinrenfangqi。
不,还是不同的。
daoxianzaiyehaishihuiyouyiqunrenbangta,erwomeiyou。
woyizhichenjinzaizijideshijieli,mamazoudaowoshenhoudoumeifaxian。
「xiaoyu,xiangshenmeni?」
wodeyuqihuanhelebushao,「weishenmexuanzejintianrangwenshaochengchushi?」
「woxiangrangtamenduinidemeiyicishanghaidouzijitihuiyibian,buzhishita,bierenyeshizheiyang。」
「keshiwodetuibingmeiyoushouguoshangya。」
6.
tayixiazixiaole,haoxiangyouxiewunai。
「xiaoyu,nizhendehencongming。」
「ngheng,suoyinizhunbeihaojiekoulema?」woyilianqidaidikanzheta。
「hahaha,womenqishimeixiangpianni,xiangzheshihoudaolejiugaosuni,zhishimeixiangdaonizheimekuaijiufaxianle。」
「nimen?shenmeyisi,haiyoushei?」
tayixiazizhengjingqilai,「wohenibabalianggerendouzhongshengle,erqiewomenliangyinggaizainizhihou。」
「shenme!niliangdouzhongshengle???」wojidongdezuibadouzhangdale。
「duiya,womenliangyiqide,neitianwanshangxingguolaideshihou,wohaishiqiatabozicaijieshoude,shizaishitaibuzhengchangle。」
额……
haohaohao,nijieshoubulesuoyijiuqiabababozi,zheimeiwenti。
「budui,neinizenmezhidaowoyeshizhongshengde?」
「yinweiniqianshiyizhidouhanwomama,buguandangshishouleduodadeweiqu,yezongshihenyoulimao。zicongnizhongshenghou,wonengganshoudaoniduiwomentaidudebianhua。」
「哦」
tajieshi,「qianshiwomenbinisidewan,suoyizhongshengdeshijianyebiniwan,woxiangzhejiranwomenyenengzhongsheng,neimeniyinggaiyeshi。」
「nimenliangweishenmehui?wosihou,nimenbuyinggaishiyijiasankouguoxingfushenghuoma?」
tadebiaoqingturanjiubianle,「yinweiwomenbawenshijilewenshaochengzhihou,tajiulianhetaneigemabawenshizhanle,youshiwomenhaisile。」
「zhongshenghouwochadianbanibaqiasi,tacaigaosuwo,wodangnianshengdeshishuangbaotainver,erneigexiaosanshenglegeerzi,ninainaiqiasilewoyigenver,bawenshaochenghuanguolaile。」
「neigelaoyaopo,zheiyishiwoyidingbuhuirangtayouhaoxiachang。」
mamayifuyaoyaqiechideyangzi,yueshuolianseyuecha。
wodangranbuhuiweinainaishuohua,haishiyouxiedanxin,「neibabani?bijingshitamuqin,tahuitongyizheixiema?」
「tatongbutongyigenwomenmeiguanxi,buhuiyingxiangwodejueding。denghoumianshijichengshu,wojiudainilikai。」
「keshi,ruguowomendounengzhongshengdehua,neigaibuhuihaiyourenyezhongshengleba。」woyilianyihuo。
「yinggaimeiyou,womensangenengzhongshenghuoxushicangtianyouyan,bunengranghaorenbaibaisile,suirannibabameishenmeliangxin,dantayebusuanhuairen。zhiyuneijige,buxiadiyujiubucuole。」
womolemobizi,gaxiaoleliangsheng,「wobahaoxianghaitingxihuanninde,ninzheimeshuota,buhaoba。」
「xihuanwo?neiyouzenyang,buhaishizaiwaimianshenglegeerzi,haigenniyiyangda。taduihunyinbeipan,keyibuguan,bijingjiazulianyin,wobuzhiwangtayouduoaiwo。danshitayibianshuoaiwo,yibianbeipanwo,zheiwobunengjieshou。」
「dangranle,nibayexiangwojieshiqingchule。dangnianshininainailianheneigenvrenjitaxialetao,houlaineinvrenbeineigelaoyaopozangqilai,kuaishenglecaigaosuta。」
「zheiyiduanshijian,woyizhizaichazheijianshi,suoyicaimeigushanggaosuni。」
「wogennibashiyiqiside,suoyixianzaiyesuanshiyougongtongdediren,yongrenbuyi,tadehuaxianzaihainengxin。」
「xingbaxingba,neijiexialaiwomenzenmezuo?」
「dangranshi,xianbatamenshoushiyiduna!」tayilianhuaixiao。
genshangyishixiangtongdelian,queshiwanquanbutongdexingge,wojuedeyinggaimeiyouzheimejiandan。
7.
wanshangwoyouyicimengdaoleqianshi,wenshaochengshengrineitian,takaichebawozhuangdao。
babarangrenbawosongdaoleyiyuan,wozhunbeishoushuquemeirenlaiqianzi。
tamenmangzhejiwenshaochengguoshengri,meikongguanwo,wozhinengpaqilaizijiqianzi。
tagenpingchangyiyangzhuonongwo,zhishizheicishangdegengyanzhong。
benlaimeirenzaiyizheijianshi,gengmeirenzaiyiwo,meixiangdaozheiciwoshouliyouzhengju。
wozhijiedadianhuabaojing,bashoulideshipinjiaojilejingfang。
dangtianwanshang,mamajiudailefanlaikanwo。
fanheliyouyuyouxia,manmandangdang。
「bingrengangzuowanshoushu,bunengchizheixie,buhaoxiaohua。」yishenglimakaikou。
「baoqian,wobutaiqingchu。」tawenshengxiangyishengdaoqian。
「没事,我不饿。」
zhishengxiawomenliang,bingfanglianjingdezhiyouhuxisheng。
「nixianzaiganjuezenmeyangle,haodianlema?」mingmingshiguanxindehua,shuochukouquemeiyouyisiganqing。
「我已经没事了。」
「neige,wolaishixiangshuo,zichengtayebushiguyide,zheijianshiqingwomenjiusixiajiejueba,meibiyaonaodezheimeda。」
wochichimeidaying,tazaicikaikou。
「bijing,shiwomenshouyangni,nicainengyouzheiyangdeshenghuo。」
「wohenganxienincengjingzhaoguwo,yeganxiewenjiashouyangwo。danshiwoxiangshuo,ruguo,ruguowozhishiputongrenjiadehaizi,huoxugenbenbuhuijinglizheixie,ninshuoni?」
wozaiyerenbuzhu,xiangbazheixieniandeweiqudoushuochulai。
「woyoushuoguoa,woshuoguowokeyibuzaiwenjia,wokeyigaiming,wokeyizijishenghuo,shengsidougenwenjiawuguan。」
「shininshuode,yaowoliuxialai,shininbuxiangrangwozoudea。keshi,weishenmeyaozheiyangduiwoni?wenzichengzuodeshiqingsuoyourendouzhidao,baokuonin,meiyourenzhizhi。」
tahaoxiangbeichuodaoletongdian,buzaiyounaixin,「xingle,zheijianshijiuzheimesuanleba,jiudangnihenidemuqinqianwode。」
「congjinwanghou,womenliangbuxiangqian。」
rengxiayijuhua,tajiulikaile。
zaiwodeyinxiangli,mamayizhishihenwenroude,woshouweiqudeshihouhuihongwo,yehuinaixindipeiwo。
wobuguaita,tayinggaishihenwode,shiwohewomuqindecunzairangtadeshenghuobiandebuxing。
neijianshihenkuaijiuguoqule,wenzichengyemeishoudaoshenmeyingxiang,dangtianjiuchulaile。
zhishiwoquehenyoukenengzaiyezhanbuqilaile。
buguo,neiyezhishishangyishi。
nandeshuidebusuanhao,zaoshangwohaimeiqi,beilouxiadexuannaochaoxingle。
shizaishifanzao,wodaizheyilianyuanqichumen。
yiyuanchuanlaixiaoxi,wenshaochengdetuibuxingle,xuyaojiezhi。
tingwan,wozhanzaierloufushoupangwangxiakan。
nainaidaizheyigedabanyongsudenvrenzailouxiakuhan,pangbianzhanlejimingbaobiao。
haoxiangshixiangyingchuang,jieguobeirengchulaile,zuozaidishang。
kanjianwo,nainaiyouyixiazijidongqilai。
「xiao**,nizenmehaizaizheili!」
「woyaobaojing,nihaicanlexiaocheng,woyaogaoni!」
haimeizhanqilai,youbeibaobiaoyixiazituidaole。
wolandelita,buguopangbianneigenvrendaoshiyouxieyanshu。
wotiaoletiaomei,xinlixiangzhehaoxiangzainajianguota。
e!zheibujiushiwenshaochengdeqinmame,shijinianqianbujiumeilema,zenmehuizaizheili。
8.
jianwoyizhidaliangta,tayebuganshiruo,huidenglewoyiyan。
呵,真有意思。
babahemamachulaile,「yo,zheiyidaqingzaode,sheijiadegouyouchulailuanjiao?」
neiweibuzhimingnvshiturankaikou:「yanqiu,nibieqirentaishen,xiaochenghaizaiyiyuanni,guyishangrenzuinimenkechengdanbule!」
yohe,yuanlaitahairenshiwomamani,yebukankanzheishizainaer,jiuganweiaifayan。
「zenme,buzhuangle?qianjitianwojiannideshihou,nibushishuoniburenshiwohewenshaochengma?xianzaichulai,shijuedewozheiweipoponengbangnishima?」mamayibianyaotou,yibianwanxi,「zhenshikexile。」
nainaijingtidiwen:「kexishenme?」
「kexi,tadehaorizibenlaijiumeijitian,xianzaigengshaole,daoxianzaihaibuzhidaonizhishizailiyongtani。」
xiangshixiangqileshenme,nainaishuo:「yanqiu!nibietiaobolijian,zheishibaifeigongfu。」
「yaomenibaneigexiao**mingxiadezichanquandouzhuanjixiaocheng,buranwojiuqubaojing。woshoulikeshiyounizhaorenzaixiaochengcheshangdongshoujiaodezhengju。」
womeitouyizhou,suiranyoubanfajiejue,danbeirennadaobabinghaishibushuang。
jianwomenbushuohua,neiweinvshiyiweitayouxingle,「nimenzuihaojinkuai,buranwojiu……」
haimeishuowanjiubeibabadaduan:「jinkuai?jinkuaibaojingma?」
「wuwu,shifeng,nibangbangwomena,xiaochengtazaiyiyuankuaibuxingle。」
babadao:「tagenwoyoushenmeguanxima?wodangshikeshibutongyizheigehaizishengxialaide。liuziyan,shinizijishuodadiaolede,jirannizijiyoushengxialaile,neijiuzijifuzeba。」
jianweixiebudaowomen,taqidebozidouhongle,「ni,nibupawobazhengjujiaojijingchama!」
「jijiujibei,wenshaochengchuchehuo,shiyinweitazijizhaorengaizhuangleche,jingfangzuotianwanshangjiuchachulaile。dangnianneijianshi,shinigenwomagaodegui,woyechadaole。nihaiyoushenmezhengju,jiunachulaiba,shengdewozhaole。」
budebushuo,pingshibabahenshaojianghua,yikaikoujiuchuorenxinwozi。
「什么!?」
xianzaiyoulundaotamenlianghaipale。
「shifenga,wokeshinimaa,nizenmenengzheimeshuowoni,wokedoushiweilenihao。」
babaxiaoleyisheng,「neiyaobuwobaningandeshiyegenjingchajiangjiang?」
kanzhetaliangzheimegechunyang,wodeyanchunzhengyouyaofanle,doumeizhengjujiupaolai,laibiaoyanjiemuma?
mamadenaixinmeile,dadianhuabaojingshuoyourensichuangminzhai。
hedetaliangzhijiepaole,bianpaohaibianma。
「kendingshiyanqiutamunvliangjishifengxialemihuntangle,buranzenmehuibangtamen……」
wozhuanshenkanxiangtamenliang,「yiyuanneibiangangcaichuanlailexiaoxi,wenshaochengxuyaojiezhi。」
babadianlediantou,「shaochengzheihaizicongxiaojiubeininainaihongzheliuzaishenbian,womentadoubuxinren,suanshibeiyangfeile。tadeshiyouninainai,jiurangtamenzijijiejueba。」
meijitianjiuyoulejieguo,wenshaochengdeliangtiaotuisuanshidoufeile,zaiyezhanbuqilaile。
liuziyanjianzheigeerziyijingmeiyoushenmejiazhile,pianletashoulideqianjiupaole。
haoburongyixiaotinglejitian,bamayebuzhidaomangshenme,wanshangwoyigerenchifan。
mamaturanchongjinmen,qiangguowoshoulidewanjiurenglechuqu。