第2章

woyeyiweiyinggaimeiyoule,bijingzhurengongdoubuzaile。

yihuodikanxiangmama,taquelazhewohuilefangjian。

dakaimen,limianyouyitiaoqunzi。

shiwocengjingkewangbukejidedongxi。

「weishenme?」wodeshengyinyouxiezhandou。

「xiaoyu,nitingmamajiang,mamazhidaoniyiqianshoulehenduoshanghai,danshicongjintiankaishi,zaiyebuhuiyourennengshanghainile。」

woturanxiangqishangyishiwochushideshihou,wobeisongquyiyuanhou,mamayeshizheiyanganweiwenshaochengdema?

wohaishihuanshangleneitiaoqunzi,jiusuanshiyichangmeng,neiyeshicongweijingliguodemeng。

babashanshanlaichi,tameiqukanwenshaocheng,ershizhijiehuijia。

taconglaibuhuigenmamaduizhelai,huoxushixinhuaikuijiu,yexushilingyoutamou。

ruguoshuofazhandaoxianzaideshiqingrangwojuedeshizaimengli,neimejiexialaideshiqingshuochengshixuanhuandoubuzuweiqi。

mamashangtaixuanbu,「wenxiaoyucaishiwodeqinshenghaizi,erwenshaochengzhishibuzhidaolailidehaizi,genwenjiameiyourenheguanxi。」

「bingqie,jintianwohaiyaoshuoyijianshi,woyaobawenjiadezichanquanbuzhuanyidaowodenvermingxia。」

5.

congtoudaowei,mamameiyoukanbabayiyan。

wozaojiuzhidao,tamenganqingbuhao,danmeixiangdaozheimebuhao。

babazaiyipang,yizhimeishuohua。

yourenkaishibuman,「laowena,xiaoyuzhendeshinimenqinshengdema,zenmegenwotingshuodebuyiyanga。」

wenshaochengdexiaonvpengyoukaikou,「wenshushu,zheiwenjiazheimeda,quandoujixiaoyujiebuhaoba。shaochenghaodaiyeshizaiwenjiazhangdade,batapeiyangchengjiebanrenyekeyia。」

tingdaozheihua,youyouxierenzhanchulai,jianyibadabufenjiayejiwenshaocheng。

tamenpingshitaohaowenshaochenghenainai,zhanlebushaobianyi。

「yiqiandeshiqingwobuguan,yebuhuizaijijiao。buguo,sihuhenduorendouwangle,wenshijituandegufendabandouzaiwomingxia,ruguobushiwodangnianjiajinlewenjia,tamennengyouxianzaidejiayema?」

「dangranle,wenshifenghaiyoutamamingxiadecaichangenwowuguan,xiangjisheijishei。danshiwomingxiade,doushihunqiancaichan,yifendoubukenengjiwenshaocheng。」

dangzhezheimeduorendemiangongbuzheigexiaoxi,wuyishijirangbabanankan。

zhidaojintianwocaikanqingzheigeren,tazhizaihutadeshenghuoyoumeiyoushoudaoyingxiang,tadeqiantumingliyoumeiyoushousun。

zhiyuqitade,zhiyaomeiyouweixiedaotadeliyi,sheishitadehaizitadoubuguanxin。

shangyishichumianweihuwo,huoxuzhishitaweishubuduodelianminxin。

houlaimamachumianhou,tabianbuzailihuiwo,zheiciyeshiyiyang。

mamasuiranqingchugongsidezhuangkuang,danshiquecongbuchushou,yizhidoushibabazaiguan。

yanhuijieshu,mingtiantayiranshirangrenfengchengdewenshizongcai,meiyouyingxiang。

xiangtonglezheixie,wodeqingxuyouxiediluo,huileloushang。

zhongshengzhihoudezheixieshiqing,wogangganglichutouxu。

qishiqianhouliangshi,zheizhongshiqingkandeyebushao,danzhenzhengfashengzaizijishenshangshi,zongyouxienanguo。

weileliyishenmedoukeyifangqi,qinqingyiranruci,genghekuangqitaganqingni。

jintiandewenshaochenggenqianshidewoyiyang,beiyizhiyilaideqinrenfangqi。

不,还是不同的。

daoxianzaiyehaishihuiyouyiqunrenbangta,erwomeiyou。

woyizhichenjinzaizijideshijieli,mamazoudaowoshenhoudoumeifaxian。

「xiaoyu,xiangshenmeni?」

wodeyuqihuanhelebushao,「weishenmexuanzejintianrangwenshaochengchushi?」

「woxiangrangtamenduinidemeiyicishanghaidouzijitihuiyibian,buzhishita,bierenyeshizheiyang。」

「keshiwodetuibingmeiyoushouguoshangya。」

6.

tayixiazixiaole,haoxiangyouxiewunai。

「xiaoyu,nizhendehencongming。」

「ngheng,suoyinizhunbeihaojiekoulema?」woyilianqidaidikanzheta。

「hahaha,womenqishimeixiangpianni,xiangzheshihoudaolejiugaosuni,zhishimeixiangdaonizheimekuaijiufaxianle。」

「nimen?shenmeyisi,haiyoushei?」

tayixiazizhengjingqilai,「wohenibabalianggerendouzhongshengle,erqiewomenliangyinggaizainizhihou。」

「shenme!niliangdouzhongshengle???」wojidongdezuibadouzhangdale。

「duiya,womenliangyiqide,neitianwanshangxingguolaideshihou,wohaishiqiatabozicaijieshoude,shizaishitaibuzhengchangle。」

额……

haohaohao,nijieshoubulesuoyijiuqiabababozi,zheimeiwenti。

「budui,neinizenmezhidaowoyeshizhongshengde?」

「yinweiniqianshiyizhidouhanwomama,buguandangshishouleduodadeweiqu,yezongshihenyoulimao。zicongnizhongshenghou,wonengganshoudaoniduiwomentaidudebianhua。」

「哦」

tajieshi,「qianshiwomenbinisidewan,suoyizhongshengdeshijianyebiniwan,woxiangzhejiranwomenyenengzhongsheng,neimeniyinggaiyeshi。」

「nimenliangweishenmehui?wosihou,nimenbuyinggaishiyijiasankouguoxingfushenghuoma?」

tadebiaoqingturanjiubianle,「yinweiwomenbawenshijilewenshaochengzhihou,tajiulianhetaneigemabawenshizhanle,youshiwomenhaisile。」

「zhongshenghouwochadianbanibaqiasi,tacaigaosuwo,wodangnianshengdeshishuangbaotainver,erneigexiaosanshenglegeerzi,ninainaiqiasilewoyigenver,bawenshaochenghuanguolaile。」

「neigelaoyaopo,zheiyishiwoyidingbuhuirangtayouhaoxiachang。」

mamayifuyaoyaqiechideyangzi,yueshuolianseyuecha。

wodangranbuhuiweinainaishuohua,haishiyouxiedanxin,「neibabani?bijingshitamuqin,tahuitongyizheixiema?」

「tatongbutongyigenwomenmeiguanxi,buhuiyingxiangwodejueding。denghoumianshijichengshu,wojiudainilikai。」

「keshi,ruguowomendounengzhongshengdehua,neigaibuhuihaiyourenyezhongshengleba。」woyilianyihuo。

「yinggaimeiyou,womensangenengzhongshenghuoxushicangtianyouyan,bunengranghaorenbaibaisile,suirannibabameishenmeliangxin,dantayebusuanhuairen。zhiyuneijige,buxiadiyujiubucuole。」

womolemobizi,gaxiaoleliangsheng,「wobahaoxianghaitingxihuanninde,ninzheimeshuota,buhaoba。」

「xihuanwo?neiyouzenyang,buhaishizaiwaimianshenglegeerzi,haigenniyiyangda。taduihunyinbeipan,keyibuguan,bijingjiazulianyin,wobuzhiwangtayouduoaiwo。danshitayibianshuoaiwo,yibianbeipanwo,zheiwobunengjieshou。」

「dangranle,nibayexiangwojieshiqingchule。dangnianshininainailianheneigenvrenjitaxialetao,houlaineinvrenbeineigelaoyaopozangqilai,kuaishenglecaigaosuta。」

「zheiyiduanshijian,woyizhizaichazheijianshi,suoyicaimeigushanggaosuni。」

「wogennibashiyiqiside,suoyixianzaiyesuanshiyougongtongdediren,yongrenbuyi,tadehuaxianzaihainengxin。」

「xingbaxingba,neijiexialaiwomenzenmezuo?」

「dangranshi,xianbatamenshoushiyiduna!」tayilianhuaixiao。

genshangyishixiangtongdelian,queshiwanquanbutongdexingge,wojuedeyinggaimeiyouzheimejiandan。

7.

wanshangwoyouyicimengdaoleqianshi,wenshaochengshengrineitian,takaichebawozhuangdao。

babarangrenbawosongdaoleyiyuan,wozhunbeishoushuquemeirenlaiqianzi。

tamenmangzhejiwenshaochengguoshengri,meikongguanwo,wozhinengpaqilaizijiqianzi。

tagenpingchangyiyangzhuonongwo,zhishizheicishangdegengyanzhong。

benlaimeirenzaiyizheijianshi,gengmeirenzaiyiwo,meixiangdaozheiciwoshouliyouzhengju。

wozhijiedadianhuabaojing,bashoulideshipinjiaojilejingfang。

dangtianwanshang,mamajiudailefanlaikanwo。

fanheliyouyuyouxia,manmandangdang。

「bingrengangzuowanshoushu,bunengchizheixie,buhaoxiaohua。」yishenglimakaikou。

「baoqian,wobutaiqingchu。」tawenshengxiangyishengdaoqian。

「没事,我不饿。」

zhishengxiawomenliang,bingfanglianjingdezhiyouhuxisheng。

「nixianzaiganjuezenmeyangle,haodianlema?」mingmingshiguanxindehua,shuochukouquemeiyouyisiganqing。

「我已经没事了。」

「neige,wolaishixiangshuo,zichengtayebushiguyide,zheijianshiqingwomenjiusixiajiejueba,meibiyaonaodezheimeda。」

wochichimeidaying,tazaicikaikou。

「bijing,shiwomenshouyangni,nicainengyouzheiyangdeshenghuo。」

「wohenganxienincengjingzhaoguwo,yeganxiewenjiashouyangwo。danshiwoxiangshuo,ruguo,ruguowozhishiputongrenjiadehaizi,huoxugenbenbuhuijinglizheixie,ninshuoni?」

wozaiyerenbuzhu,xiangbazheixieniandeweiqudoushuochulai。

「woyoushuoguoa,woshuoguowokeyibuzaiwenjia,wokeyigaiming,wokeyizijishenghuo,shengsidougenwenjiawuguan。」

「shininshuode,yaowoliuxialai,shininbuxiangrangwozoudea。keshi,weishenmeyaozheiyangduiwoni?wenzichengzuodeshiqingsuoyourendouzhidao,baokuonin,meiyourenzhizhi。」

tahaoxiangbeichuodaoletongdian,buzaiyounaixin,「xingle,zheijianshijiuzheimesuanleba,jiudangnihenidemuqinqianwode。」

「congjinwanghou,womenliangbuxiangqian。」

rengxiayijuhua,tajiulikaile。

zaiwodeyinxiangli,mamayizhishihenwenroude,woshouweiqudeshihouhuihongwo,yehuinaixindipeiwo。

wobuguaita,tayinggaishihenwode,shiwohewomuqindecunzairangtadeshenghuobiandebuxing。

neijianshihenkuaijiuguoqule,wenzichengyemeishoudaoshenmeyingxiang,dangtianjiuchulaile。

zhishiwoquehenyoukenengzaiyezhanbuqilaile。

buguo,neiyezhishishangyishi。

nandeshuidebusuanhao,zaoshangwohaimeiqi,beilouxiadexuannaochaoxingle。

shizaishifanzao,wodaizheyilianyuanqichumen。

yiyuanchuanlaixiaoxi,wenshaochengdetuibuxingle,xuyaojiezhi。

tingwan,wozhanzaierloufushoupangwangxiakan。

nainaidaizheyigedabanyongsudenvrenzailouxiakuhan,pangbianzhanlejimingbaobiao。

haoxiangshixiangyingchuang,jieguobeirengchulaile,zuozaidishang。

kanjianwo,nainaiyouyixiazijidongqilai。

「xiao**,nizenmehaizaizheili!」

「woyaobaojing,nihaicanlexiaocheng,woyaogaoni!」

haimeizhanqilai,youbeibaobiaoyixiazituidaole。

wolandelita,buguopangbianneigenvrendaoshiyouxieyanshu。

wotiaoletiaomei,xinlixiangzhehaoxiangzainajianguota。

e!zheibujiushiwenshaochengdeqinmame,shijinianqianbujiumeilema,zenmehuizaizheili。

8.

jianwoyizhidaliangta,tayebuganshiruo,huidenglewoyiyan。

呵,真有意思。

babahemamachulaile,「yo,zheiyidaqingzaode,sheijiadegouyouchulailuanjiao?」

neiweibuzhimingnvshiturankaikou:「yanqiu,nibieqirentaishen,xiaochenghaizaiyiyuanni,guyishangrenzuinimenkechengdanbule!」

yohe,yuanlaitahairenshiwomamani,yebukankanzheishizainaer,jiuganweiaifayan。

「zenme,buzhuangle?qianjitianwojiannideshihou,nibushishuoniburenshiwohewenshaochengma?xianzaichulai,shijuedewozheiweipoponengbangnishima?」mamayibianyaotou,yibianwanxi,「zhenshikexile。」

nainaijingtidiwen:「kexishenme?」

「kexi,tadehaorizibenlaijiumeijitian,xianzaigengshaole,daoxianzaihaibuzhidaonizhishizailiyongtani。」

xiangshixiangqileshenme,nainaishuo:「yanqiu!nibietiaobolijian,zheishibaifeigongfu。」

「yaomenibaneigexiao**mingxiadezichanquandouzhuanjixiaocheng,buranwojiuqubaojing。woshoulikeshiyounizhaorenzaixiaochengcheshangdongshoujiaodezhengju。」

womeitouyizhou,suiranyoubanfajiejue,danbeirennadaobabinghaishibushuang。

jianwomenbushuohua,neiweinvshiyiweitayouxingle,「nimenzuihaojinkuai,buranwojiu……」

haimeishuowanjiubeibabadaduan:「jinkuai?jinkuaibaojingma?」

「wuwu,shifeng,nibangbangwomena,xiaochengtazaiyiyuankuaibuxingle。」

babadao:「tagenwoyoushenmeguanxima?wodangshikeshibutongyizheigehaizishengxialaide。liuziyan,shinizijishuodadiaolede,jirannizijiyoushengxialaile,neijiuzijifuzeba。」

jianweixiebudaowomen,taqidebozidouhongle,「ni,nibupawobazhengjujiaojijingchama!」

「jijiujibei,wenshaochengchuchehuo,shiyinweitazijizhaorengaizhuangleche,jingfangzuotianwanshangjiuchachulaile。dangnianneijianshi,shinigenwomagaodegui,woyechadaole。nihaiyoushenmezhengju,jiunachulaiba,shengdewozhaole。」

budebushuo,pingshibabahenshaojianghua,yikaikoujiuchuorenxinwozi。

「什么!?」

xianzaiyoulundaotamenlianghaipale。

「shifenga,wokeshinimaa,nizenmenengzheimeshuowoni,wokedoushiweilenihao。」

babaxiaoleyisheng,「neiyaobuwobaningandeshiyegenjingchajiangjiang?」

kanzhetaliangzheimegechunyang,wodeyanchunzhengyouyaofanle,doumeizhengjujiupaolai,laibiaoyanjiemuma?

mamadenaixinmeile,dadianhuabaojingshuoyourensichuangminzhai。

hedetaliangzhijiepaole,bianpaohaibianma。

「kendingshiyanqiutamunvliangjishifengxialemihuntangle,buranzenmehuibangtamen……」

wozhuanshenkanxiangtamenliang,「yiyuanneibiangangcaichuanlailexiaoxi,wenshaochengxuyaojiezhi。」

babadianlediantou,「shaochengzheihaizicongxiaojiubeininainaihongzheliuzaishenbian,womentadoubuxinren,suanshibeiyangfeile。tadeshiyouninainai,jiurangtamenzijijiejueba。」

meijitianjiuyoulejieguo,wenshaochengdeliangtiaotuisuanshidoufeile,zaiyezhanbuqilaile。

liuziyanjianzheigeerziyijingmeiyoushenmejiazhile,pianletashoulideqianjiupaole。

haoburongyixiaotinglejitian,bamayebuzhidaomangshenme,wanshangwoyigerenchifan。

mamaturanchongjinmen,qiangguowoshoulidewanjiurenglechuqu。