第五章 提亲?抢亲!

“zheidichen,zhenshiyigehairenjing,haizijisaozibugou,hailaihaihudage。”

“wotingshuozheizaiguolianggeyue,jiuyaofapeichongjundelanming,buzhidaoxiazhetengshenme,haideneimepiaoliangdesaoziyedezuidejishideren,yihoutayizoulaizhi,liuxiazheinvrenjiayiren,gengshihuobuchengle,shenmedongxia!”

“yigerenzaijia,neiqibushikeyiyechuangguafumenle。”

“heihei,haishinixiaoziyouxiangfa,shuodewodoudengbujiganjinrangtafapeichongjunle!”

zheixieshengyinbingbuxiao,shenzhidoubugujidichenhaimeizouyuan。

yijujucierdehua,chuandaotadeerzhong,nuqichongding,danshitameigongfuquhetamenjijiao,jiushidasitamen,songjinyamen,yezhihuikulesaozi。

tayijingyoubanfazhuanqianle,tabuhuibeifapeichongjun,yeyounenglibaohuzijisaozianquan,congjinwanghousheidoubiexiangdatasaozidezhuyi!

“woshuolehaojicile,bukenengde,woyijingshidijiarenle,haiqinghuiba。”yigefennudeshengyinxiangqi。

chuanruzhengyaodaojiadedichenerzhong。

“nizheiguniangzenmezheimeshaa?nikeyaozhidaonikeshikesifujundeguafu,zheibaierguinengkanshangnile,neishinidefufen,nizenmezheibanbushiqu?”

dichendunshizhouqimeitou,suichaojiamenkouzouqu。

这个声音十分熟悉。

youyuzijiasaosaozisemaomei,jishitayijinghegegechenghunrujinchengleguafu,yijiubufakuiyusaosaomeimaoderen,laitiqin。

tazhongshenglaitangzaichuangshangdeneijigeyue,jiujingchangtingdaozheigeshengyin,zhengshizheigecunlisuanshiyoumingdemeipo。

ciqianlailehaojihuijisaozitiqin,danshidouchilebimengeng,jinrijingranyoulaile,haizhenshiyiboshangpingyiboyouqi。

danxindesaosaoshouqifu,dichengandaojiazhong。

kandaodichenhuilailai,baiwanqiudunshixiangshikandaojiuxingyiyang,yibawanzhutadeshoubei。

“小叔叔!”

taqingqingdihuanleyisheng,taitoukanxiangdichen,yilianweiqu,yanzhongmingxianyouleihuazaishanshuo。

“dichen,nilaidezhenghao,nikannizheiyehaole。”meipoxiaomimideyidianbubazijidangwairen。

“womenyiqishangliangxianisaozichujiadeshi。”

“nimenjiahaofuqia,lincundebaierguikanshanglenisaosao,zheicongciyihou,nimenkejiuyaoxiangfule,takeshishuole,zhiyounisaoziquletajia,nidefushuitajinijiaole,duohaodeshinishuoshuo。”

“dichen,niganjinquanquannidesaozi,zheimehaodeshi,tahaishuaxiaohaizipiqi,sihuobujia,zhenshishenzaifuzhongbuzhifu。”

cishibaiwanqiuxiaozuiweiweixiaqiao,yankuangweihong,xiaoshousisizhuazhedichenyixiu,manliandebuyuanyi。

zheiyijingshihaoduocile,jishishitazheibanxinkuanderen,yeyouxieyanfanzheimeipole。

genbenbuzhidaogaizenmeganzoutamen,biezailaifanle。

dichenkanlekansaosao,jitayigeanxindeyanshen,suijichenshengduitiqinmeipodao:“shenzaifuzhongbuzhifu?zheixianlisheibuzhidaobaierguishigeyouzhiliquexiandeshaziyouyitiaotuihaishiquede。”

“wosaosaojuesetianxiang,nirangtajiajineimeren,shuoshixiangfu?”

“jirannineimexihuanbaiergui,ninverbushiyedaolejiarendenianji,nizenmebubazijinverjiaguoquxiangfu?”

xiangfuliangzi,dichenzhezhongshuodao。

zheitiqinmeiponalebaijiadeqianlaishuomei,suoyiziranshihaohualianpianle,xiangyaobaqinshishuocheng。

haibenxiangrangdichenlaiquanquantadesaozi,meixiangdaojingganganshuozheizhonghua,dunshilianjiuchenlexialai。

“shazi?niyehaoyisishuobierenshazi,niyigefeiren,tangchuangshangneimexierizi,kaonisaosaoyigerenyangzhe,rujinnixingle,buweinisaosaoweilaixingfukaolv,haiganchuyanbuxun,nihaiyoumeiyoudianliangxin!”

dichenweiweiyixiao,chenshengdao:“nishuodehaoxiangshiwozaizudangwosaosaojiajibaijiayiban,nimenmeitingwosaosaoshuoguo,tabujia!haiyouwoyoumeiyouliangxinyebushininengpingpande,wosaosaohewoyiqi,wozhaoyangnengjitaxingfu!”

zhanzaiyipangdebaiwanqiuxianranyemeixiangdaozijixiaoshushuzheibanpoli,zheifanhuabuyoudechudongtaxinzhongshenchu。

cishikanzhedichenjianyidecelian,huanghujianyouxieshishen。

youlianmangzhanchulaikendingdeshuodao:“shiwogenbenjiubuxiangjiajibaierguide,mafannijiubuyaozailaitiqin,buyaozailaidaraowomenle。”

meipobuyoudechixiaoyishengdao:“jiunizheidijiaxiaozi,haijinisaozixingfu,e,nishishuonidezuixiaohuzibunengzaijishibaitan,zheixiejiushijinisaozidexingfushiba!”

“zhenshixiaosirenle,shuonishifeiren,neidoushitaijuni,feirenqimahaibuhuihairen!”

“zheibushinigaiguandeshiqing,nihaishiqinghuiba!”dichenwanquanbuzaiyizheifanchaofeng。

meipowanwanmeixiangdao,yigetangchuangshangbansibusidefeirenrujinjingranganyongzheizhongyuqihezijishuohua,lenglelenghou,dunshiliansenankanzhiji。

tayijinglaishuomeihaojici,cicidoubeiju,zheicibaijiakeshihualedajiaqian,mudejiushiyidingyaoqudaobaiwanqiu,zhiyaonengqudao,zuzujitawuliangyinzi。

yincizheici,tashiyidingyaoshuochengde,shuobucheng,qiangyedeqiangqu。

fanzhengdijiayemeibeijing,qiangleyebuhuiyourenguan!

ciketayanjingfanqixiongguang:“wohenishuo,zheicixingyedexing,buxingyedexing,zheigeqinwoqiangyeyaoqiangqu!”

dichenyanjianmeipoyaorangyipangzhaolaidezhuanghandongshou,bujindanxinqilai,tajiusuanshiyouyixieshili,danmianduishijirenyounalizhandebianyi。

suiranduishangzheixieren,tazhanbushangbianyi,danshitajuebunengrangzijisaosaoshoushang。

zijihaiyouwangushenfa,suiranmeiyouliandaoshenmechengdu,danshiyingfuzheixieputongrenyinggaibuhuitaicha。

xiangzhedichenshouwodeyuefadejin,lianseyinchendedingkanzheqianfang。

baiwanqiujianqingxingbudui,xiaolianshabailejifen,danyoudekanxiangdichen,danxintahuichushi。

yaoshiyinweitadeshi,rangxiaoshushushoushang,tahuihenzizede。

“nimenbuyaoluanlai,zaibuzou,wojiuqubaoguan!”

“hehe,baoguan,niyeyaonengdequzheigeyuanzi!”meipolengxiaoyisheng。