第2章
xietangtangjueqizuilai，zaixinlizhifanbaiyan。
zeze，zhangdehaokanyouyoushenmeyong？
haibushitounaojiandansizhifadadedamao？
怪可惜的。
yingwuningxinlidehuochengdicuanleqilai。
zheinvrendanganshuobenzuntounaojiandansizhifada？！
简直无法无天！
yingsunyibandemouzhongmanshiyinlixionghen。
jiyujiangyanqiandexiaonvrenjihuohuobapichoujin。
ranerxietangtangduimozundianxiadenaohuoyigaibuzhi，zhinengkanjianmaohuhudebaihuduitazhayan，qiaojianneirenshenseweimiao，taxinzhongrenbuzhuyeyu：“douyiqiannianle，tagaibuhuihaizaiwuhuidangnianbaixuanpaideshiqingba？”
damaomaoa，nizhibuzhidaozijihebaixuanpaideshiqing，qishichechedidijiushigewulongya？
dangnianmingmingshimochengshoushang，zijihuanghuanghuhuzoudaolebaixuanpai，beibaixuanpaidajiuhouzhengzhengyangleyigeyuedeshang，zhijinshengsibuming......
nijiuzheimeyiyanbuheshashangshan，jianzhiqinshouburu！
edui，fanzhengnibenlaijiushigeqinshou。
yingwuning：“......”
zheiyangfangsidehuayutingjinyingwuningdeerzhong，tazheicifeidanmeiyounaonu，neixinfanershengqileyisisikuijiuhebukezhixindejingxi。
mochengyoukenengbingweisi？！
nanrenxizhanggujiefenmingdeshouzhijinjinzuanqi。
dangniandezhenxiang......
竟是如此？
qiannianqian，benzunyinuzhixiaxianxieshaguangdeneixieniezhang，juranshimochengdejiumingenren？
taruilidemuguangyouluozailexietangtangshenshang，saoliangleyifan。
yizhixiaotuyao，yinggaimeiyouwunidedanliang。hekuang，neixiedoushitade“feifuzhiyan”。
nanyiyanshuodekuijiuzaixinzhongmanmanmimanleqilai，yingwuningyanshenweiweiluanleyixia。
nanrenzhongzhongdinieleniemeixin。
“benzunhebaixuanpaizhengzhiduonian，dadaozuihou，yiranfenbuqingsheiduisheicuo。jiazhibenzunyixiangqianghanbadao......”tayouandeshixianluozainvzijiaoqiaodelianshang，shitandao，“nijuede，huibuhuishibenzunzuocuole？”
tingjianruciwenhua，xietangtangshenseweiweiyileng。
你当我傻呀？
jiusuanshinizuocuole，zheishinidedipan，woganluanshuohuama？
ranerxietangtangyangqixiaolianershi，queshichaozheneirentiantiandeguaneryixiao，mapipaishangletian：“zunshangninzheishinalihua？ninkeshiwomenmojiedezhuren，ninzenmehuiyoucuo！yaocuoyedoushibierendeguocuo，ninshuoduiba？”
zheibiaolibuyidexiaomoyang，lingyingwuningyouxiehuyidimiqiyan。
yigexiuweibugaodexiaoxiaotuyao，zenmehuirucilejiedangniandeshiqing？
tamobushibaixuanpaixizuo？
“furenrucirouruo，zaiwozheimojiedelongtanhuxueli，xiangbishichilebushaokutou。”
taqingxiao：“benzunqubaixuanpaishi，qiaojianneilishanqingshuixiu，renjiediling，chuchudoushihaochidehaowande，sihubimojieyoubushaorenqingweier......”
junmeiyichangdenanrenweiweifuxiashen，shitanzhetiaomeiwen：“nixiangbuxiangqu？”
xietangtangheheyishenglengxiao。
送命题是吧？
tawubiyingyongdiyihuishou，dayilinran：“buxiang！sheixiangsheishigou！”
zhuanguoshenqu，xietangtangshunzhemenkoudexiaoyaoguaimen，aigeerxunwen：“nixiangma？haishinixiang？”
dangzheneiweicanbaomozundemianer......
sheigandiantou，sheijiutoudiandi。
hedeyizhongxiaoyaojiangtoushuaichenglebolanggu。
“不不不不不——”
“womenmogongduohao，weiwubaqi，sheiyebuganzhaorewomen。”xietangtanggulingjingguaidichaotazhalezhayan，wuheiqingchedeyanzhongmanshijiaoxia，“mozunninkesheihuikaiwanxiao！”
yingwuningxinzhongyiyunweixiao，queyishizhaobuchutadepozhan，lenghengyisheng：“dangzhen？”
“当真当真！”
xietangtangmiqiyanjing，xiaodeyouxiechanmei，youyouxiexiangzaisajiao：“wozuixihuanmogongla！”
gangcaihaizhamaodebaihujianjianhuifulezhengchang。
就在此时。
yidaoxianshoudeshenyingqiaowushengxicuandaolexietangtangshenbian，jianzhesangzi：“qibingzunshang！”
“......”
bianchengxiaotujinghou，wugangengjiaminruile。
xietangtangsihuyoushenmebuhaodeyugan，tajiangyingdiniuguotoukanleguoqu。
shenbian，yitiaoyirencudemangsheyeqiahaoniuguotou。
lianggerenmianmianxiangqu，dayandengxiaoyan。
xietangtang：“......”
谢谢，兔没了。
xiayimiao，xietangtang“ao”deyisheng，yixunleibujiyanerzhishi，“sou”ditiaodaoleyingwuningshenbian，yibajinjinwozhulelaohuzhuazi！
应无宁：“？？？”
shuxia：“......”
liantongneizhimangshezainei，quanchangderenquandoukandaile。
yuanlaimozunhefurendeganqingzheimehao！
guangtianhuari，dangzhewomendemianjiurenbuzhuqingqingwowole！
zheikezhenshikangliqingshen，xianshapangrena！
yizhongxiaoyaoguaigandongdebuqing，fenfenyongxianmugankaideyanshenkanzheneibian。
ranerzheibian......
“wuwuwu，laohuguoranbishekeaiduole！”xietangtangnielenieyingwuningdeneizhishou，xinxiang，“damaomaodezhuaziguoranruanmianmiande，bixiangxiangzhonghaihaomo！”
“......”
yingwuningtingjianletadexinsheng，ejiaoqingjinbaotiao。
yishuaishou，baxietangtangyoudiulechuqu。
“把夫人请走！”
liangmingshinvlikejiangxietangtangdaizou，linzouqian，xietangtangqihenghengkanletayiyan。
fanlianburenren，bushihaomaomi！
yingwuning：“......”
“zunshang，baixuanpaizheixieniandezhanliyuanburuqian，ninrujinyijingxinglai，qingwenshifouhaiyaokaizhan？”shuxiagongshouxunwen。
huixiangqixiaofurengangcaidexinsheng，yingwuningdunledun。
“bale，zanqiebudong。”
gaozuoshangdemozunyaoyaotou。
dianxiadeshuxiajingyadezhaobuzhetou。
寝宫中。
xietangtangzhengzaisichucanguan，bingqiesisuozhejiexialaigaizenmezuo。
yidaobinglengdeshengyinhuranzainaohaixiangqi：
【suzhuninhao，huanyingbangdingxitong。】
xietangtangjingtidibengzhileshenzi：“shenmeren？！”
【wobushiren，woshixitongya。】
“xitongshishenme？nengchima？”
“......”
系统沉默了一会儿。
【mogongweixianzhongzhong，suzhuninkeyijiangwoshiweizhuninyibeizhilidefaqi。wohuijininpaifarenwu，tongshijiyuninxiangyingdejiangli，zheixiejianglizaininxuyaodeshihouhuoxunengzhuninyibeizhili。】
“faqi？nizheimeshuowojiutingmingbaile！faqiwoshu！”xietangtangbaibaishou，“neinigaosuwo，wojiexialaiderenwushishenme？”
zheixitongjiaodairenwushifenjiandanmingle：
【haodesuzhu，ninjiexialaiderenwushi——shuilemozunyingwuning】
xietangtangyilianmengbi，zhenggetuzhijieshadiao。
？？？
zheixitongguozhenbutaizhengjing！
neigebaonvebiaohandemozun，qishitaxiangshuijiushuide，tabuyaominglema！
sheiliaoxitonghaitiexintishi：【yingwuningshangqieshi**，suzhunizhuanleyo。】
“......”
yucitongshi，gangzoudaoqingongwai，qiahaoyoutingdaoxietangtangxinshengdeyingwuning，lianseyixiaziheile！