第4章 我这个人一般不说难堪的话!

“ahao,meibiyaohebuxiangganderenjieshizheixie。”

chenwenjieyiliandanrandechuyanshuodao。

“陈文杰!”

“wozhishishuodaxuezhiqianbuxiangtanlianai,nijiuzheimeshubuqi?”

“niyiweinizheiyangjiuhuiyinqiwodezhuyi,rangwohuixinzhuanyima?”

“wogaosuni,zheigenbenbukeneng!”

“zaiwokanlainidezuofataidiji,taiyouzhi,taiyuchunle。”

“我看不起你!”

xuqingyanzhijiebeichenwenjieyijuhuagongchuhuolai,liuyemeiqingtiao,mianseyoulenglejifen。

“哦。”

chenwenjiekanletayiyan,yigeezizaicilingxuqingyanpofang。

“陈文杰!”

“jirannishizheitaidu,neimeyihounizuihaoyizhizheiyang。”

“congciyihou,nishini,woshiwo,zanmenlianggemeiguanxile!”

xuqingyanqihuhudezoujinjiaoshi,angshoutingxiong,taizhetianejing,gaoaodexianggegongzhu。

“好。”

chenwenjiedandanshuoleyiju,ranhouzhaodaoyigekongwei,zhijiezuolexiaqu。

“jiege,nizuocuozuoweile!”

许文豪再次提醒道。

陈文杰:“???”

这**就尴尬了!

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suiranjintianzaoshangnaolezheimeyichu,danshichenwenjiesihaomeiyoubeiyingxiangxinqing。

jintianzaodushangyingyu,yiqiantashizuifanyingyude,danshijintiantarenrenzhenzhenduxielehenduodanci,youyixiebuhuidudedancihaiqingjiaoletadexiaotongzhuosongkexin。

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buguozheixiedouhechenwenjiemeiguanxi,taxianzaishiliangerbuwenchuangwaishi,yixinzhidushengxianshu!

“chenwenjie,nizhendebudasuanzhuixuqingyanle?”

xialezaodu,songkexinxiaoshengshuodao。

chenwenjiexihuanxuqingyanzheishirenjinjiezhideshiqing,erqietamenlianggedeaihenqingchouzaiyizhongyeshibeirenjinjinledaode。

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shuochenwenjiebudasuanzhuixuqingyanle,tashibutaixiangxinde。

yexuchenwenjielianyitianyejianchibuzhu,youdexiangxuqingyanditourencuole。

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“xiaosongtongxue,buyaozheimebagua,woxianzaizhixianghaohaoxuexi!”

“还有你也一样。”

“bawogaosanzuihoudeshijian,zhengqukaochuyigehaochengji。”

“donghaiyikedaxuedelinchuangyixueluqufenshukebudie!”

chenwenjietouyemeitaiqilai,chuyanshuodao。

tahaoxiangjideshangyishisongkexinsuirankaoshanglezijixinyidedonghaiyikedaxue,danshiqueyinweifenshubugoumeiqulinchuangyixuezhuanye,ershixuelehulixue,congyishengzhijiebianchenglexiaohushi。

zheichengletadeyidayihan,gaokaozhihoudeshucitongxuejuhui,tadouzaitizheijianshier。

“呀!”

“chenwenjie,nizenmezhidaowoxiangkaodonghaiyikedaxuedelinchuangyixuezhuanye,wohaoxiangmeigaosubierenlea?”

shuoshihua,tayeshishanglegaosanzhihoucaiduizijidexueyeguihuayouledianqingxiderenshi。

zheicishiyueyifangjiaqijian,tacaizuizhongquedingyaokaodonghaiyikedaxuedelinchuangyixuezhuanye,keshichenwenjieshizenmezhidaode?

“wonengqiahuisuan,erqiewohaizhidao,ruguonixianzaibunuli,yidingkaobushang。”

chenwenjieshifenzhaxindechuyanshuodao。

“chenwenjie,nishuodezheishirenhuama?”

songkexinbailechenwenjieyiyan,kandaochenwenjierengranzaixinwupangwudexuexi,tayexinxudedakailefuxiziliao,zaineilikanleqilai。

“jiege,qufangshuia!”

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“zheijiekebuqu,nizijiquba!”

chenwenjieyijiumeiyoutaitou,haizaineilijiyizheyingyudanci。

xuwenhaohaixiangshuoshenme,danshikandaochenwenjiezheimerenzhendexuexi,zuizhongdongledongzui,yemeikaikou。

gaosanshiliuban,lianghaojie,yigeshitawanniandaoshudiyixuwenhao,haiyouyigejiushiqiannianlaoerchenwenjie。

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chenwenjieyizhenggeshangwudouzairenzhenxuexi,suirantaluoxialetaiduo,youxiedongxihaiyouxiechibutou,danshinengjianchiyaoyaxuexiaqu,yijingshihendadejinbule。

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“zhaoxiaoxue,xunvshenjintiandoumingquebiaotaile,congcihejiegemeiguanxi,jiegeyeshuolehao,nidelianpishiyouduohouhairangjiegebangnidafana?”

chenwenjiehaimeishuohua,xuwenhaoerhuabushuochongdaozhaoxiaoxuemianqian,zhijiekaipen。

“xuwenhao,xianzhenile?”

“womenjiaqingyanshibuleyidalichenwenjie,keshinikanchenwenjieyizhenggeshangwudoushihunluopode,hegedaitoueside。”

“worangtajiwoheqingyandafan,neishikandeqita,jitagetaijiexia,nikebuyaobuzhidaohaodai!”

zhaoxiaoxueshensebiyidekanlexuwenhaoyiyan,chuyanshuodao。

tingdaozheili,chenwenjiezhoulezhoumeitou,taiqitoulai,kanlezhaoxiaoxueyiyan,shensepingdandeshuodao:

“wozheigerenyibanbushuonankandehua,ruguowoshuoleneijiushizhendexiangrangninankan!”

“rengeerlangshendangzhuren,jiubanigaoxinghuaile?”

“meiwenhuakeyixue,zhangdechoukeyizheng,nizheixinyanhuaimeijiule!”

“wozhidaonishigezhichangzi,danyebunengyongzuilaba!”

“lvyitianshashibuganjingtininaodaidele。”

“huaneimeduo,shibibierenduogeshetouma?”

“biezaiwozheidahuxiaojiao,wocongxiaojiupagou。”

“lianjiuyizhang,bunengshengzhedianerdiuma?”

“xianzai,haixuyaowoduoshuoma?”