heqinianjiuaichizheitao，manyanxinteng。tagangyaoweijiyanlingkaikoushuohua，jiubeitashenshoujianzhule。
wozheicaizhuyidaotamendewumingzhishangdaizheqinglvduijie！
多讽刺啊——
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啪！
wochongxiaqu，yigeerguanghenhenshuaizaixiaoguzidelianshang。
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zaozhidaozheilianggezizheimerongyijiuconghejiarendezuilishuochulai，woyinggaiyijinmenjiukuangshanhexiaoluozuibazi。
“heqinian！shizhendema？”
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heqiniandeliansehuianbuming，yandilveguoyimobuyibeichajuedehuangluan。
tazhanglezhangzui，gangxiangshuoshenme，jiubeijiyanlingdedishengchouqijidaduan，“woheqinianbenlaijiushizhenai，shinichazu……”
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popozaojiuxianghuanerxile，jiqiedizhangkaizui！
woganmangbahuadishangqu，“shiwopeibushanghejia，daoburu——”
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shuozhe，tayinzhidipiaolewopopoyiyan。
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quebeiwopopoyibahuikai。
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“kerendouxuruochengzheiyangle，niyebuzhidaolaifuyiba？zenme，genzaiwoshenbianjiule，douwangjizijishenmeshenfenle？”
jiyanlingdeshentiyizhan，nanengtingbuchulaotaitaishizaidiantameilianmeipiwangleshenfen？
dunshiweiqudeleiruyuxia。
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laotaitaiduicishifenbuman。
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henkexi，heqinianconglaimeiyouzheiyangqingxingdirenzhi，zaitaxinli，jiyanlingjiushizheigeshijieshangzuishanliangmeihaozuixuyaotahehudenvhai。
takanbudetashouyidianweiqu，dangjiwanqixiuzijiuyaoquzhaoneiduiqinglvjiezhi。
“祈年，你过来！”
laotaitaituranfangkaiwodeshou，renwukerendijiaozhuletaxinkujiaoyangzhangdadesunzi——