第5章

yechenpilengzhule,zheishishenmeyisi?tadenaoziduanzankaqiao,suijixiayishidishenshouquzhuaitadexiuzi:“fenshenmefen!wojiushixiangdaogeqian……”

lalachechezhijian,yiwaifashengle。

liangrenkaodetaijin,dongzuoyoumeikongzhihao,shentizhuangdaoledangaozhuo。erneijiazhishubaiwandexinghedangaoyaohuanglejixia,zuizhongsuizhebinkemendejinghushengzhonghongrandaodi,yipiannaiyounongzangleliangrendeyishang。

naiyoufeijian,changmianyipianhunluan。

yechenpimudengkoudaidikanzhezheiyiqie,xinlizhiyouyigeniantou:wanle,zheicizhendewanle,youyaoaimale!

erjiuzaitahaimeifanyingguolaideshihou,xiegouqiyibalazhutadeshou,jiangtalaqi,batahuzaishenhou:“zheicizhanwenle,buyaozailuandongle。”

zheiyijudongrangyechenpiyouxiehuanghu,dangengduodeshiwunai。zhouweiyijingyoubinkejuqizhongduanpaizhao,zheichangnaojuhenkuaijiangchengweimingtiandetoutiaoxinwen。

zaizhongrenzaluandeyilunshengzhong,yechenpixiaoshengshuodao:“nibuyonghuzhewo,zheishi……queshishi**de。”

xiegouqiditoukanletayiyan,songlesongmanshinaiyoudelingdai,jiangyijiaguandilaibeiyongdewaitao,pizaiyechenpidemanshinaiyoudetoufashang,sihurangtahebinkedeshexiangtoubuzaiduijiaozaiyiqi,yuqishifenlengdan:“buyongshuo,wozhidao,bieluanzou。”

shuowan,tasongkaitadeshou,zhuanshenchaorenqunzouqu,liuxiayijuyiweishenzhangdehua:“zheibizhangwoxiejiajixiale。”

yechenpizhanzaiyuandi,kanzhemandilangjiededangao,hequanshinaiyoudeliqun,kanzheqianmianderenyeyiyang,xinliwuweizachen。

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yewan,xiejiahunlixianchangdehunluanzhaopianxunsudengshangxingwangresou,biaotixingmuderangrenwufahushi:

《lianbangyuanshuaidunvyuxiejiaguigongzide‘xinghedangaoshijian’》

yechenpidezhongduanbutingdixiangzhe,taqueyidianyebugandakai。

“chengniananhuibuhuibawomasia?”tanannanziyu。

zhongduanhurandanchuyitiaoxinxiaoxi,shilaizichengnianande:“nizuihaoxiangqingchuzenmegennimajieshizheishi。woshoudegongziyemeirangwochulizheishia!”

yechenpitandaozaichuangshang,yanmiantanxi:“tiana,wandanle!youdeaimale。”

tahaibuzhidaodeshi,zheicidehunlishigu,yuanmeiyoujieshu。

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qingchen,yechenpiyijuexinglai,faxianzijidezhongduanxinxijihuzhale。tamianqiangzhengkaiyanjing,kanzhepingmushangbuduantiaodongdeweiduxiaoxi,naozishunjianmengle。

“shenmeguiya?”tanannanziyu,diankaileyitiaolaizihaoyoudeyuyinxiaoxi:“chenpipi!chenpipi!kuaishangxingjiwang!nihuole,chedihuole!nixianzaikeshi‘xingjitoutiao’!hahaha,dengnixinglezijisouyixia,biaotijueduizhenhan——《lianbangyuanshuaizhinvfandaoqianwandangao,xinghehunlinaojukanbishishi》。”

yechenpiyilianmengbididengzhepingmu,zuibazhangdenengsaixiayigejidan:“zheidaodishishenmeqingkuang?”

tashoumangjiaoluandidiankaixingjixinwen,guoran,toubantoutiaoshangneikuaicengjingwanmeiwuxiadexinghedangao,yijingbianchengyiduinaiyoufeixu,dapeitahexiegouqihuxianglachedezhuapaizhaopian,beijiagongchengwushudeegaobiaoqingbao。

erzuizhaxinde,shiwangyoumendepinglun:

——“zheichanghunlibianchenglequanxingxidexiaohua,jiulipu!”

——“yechenpizheishiyaokaogaoxiaochudaolema?sheinengjieshitadaodishizenmezuodaorangyichanggaojihunlibianchengxijuxianchangde?”

——“kanxiegouqineizhang‘shengwukelian’delian,zhenshilengmoguigongzishichuile。”

——“bukuishiyuanshuaizhinv,zheidanliang,yibanrenzhenbuganmofang。”

yechenpihenhenpailepaizijidenaomen:“zheisuanshenme?shishangzuicanjiuhoushigu?”

chengniananshishituikaifangmen,shouliduanzheyibeireyin,yuqilengdandishuo:“haimeixingni?ganjinde,nibarangnichiwanzaofanlikeguoqu,shunbiantixingnie,takanshangqujiuhenshengqie,zijixiaoxindianha。”