第1章:捉贼拿脏,捉奸捉双

“biaojie,zanmenzheiyangzuoshibushibutaihao?”nvhaishuozhebutaihao,dabingdelianshangquetouchuyisixiaoqiexi。

neigepiaoliangdebuxiangzhenrendenanrenhenkuaijiushuyuta,haoxingfen。

“baoera!nibushikanshangtalema?biaojieyejuedetahao,nimenlianggezhanyiqitebiebanpei,zanmengangcaibuyewentale?tazijidiandetou,meicha!zheigejieguyanshangnikebunenghouhui!”nvhaiqingxiudexiaolianshangshanzhesuanjidejingguang。

xinlioudeyaosi!weilehongzheitouzhu,zheimeweixindehuadoushuochulai,xiangdazijidezui!

buguozhiyaotadayingle,jiexialaideshi……

想想都浑身发热!

liangmengbaohuixiangleyixia,zongjuedenaerbuduijinger。

renjianeishidiantouma?mingmingshibeimiyunle,xiangxiangnanrenneizhangrenshengongfendelian,tahehedexiaochushenglai。

后悔?

哪儿能呢!

lianggeren,gehuaixinsi,mudequegaisideyiyang。

liangmengbaohaixiuyoujiaoqiedemengyaotou,“biaojie,neiwoxianqupangbianxizao!”

kebunengchouhonghongde,jinanrenliuxiabuhaodeyinxiang。

“qubaquba,dengtaxingle,nimenjiujiehunlingzheng!biepabiaojiejiuzaizheilishouzheni!”liangleyuqidaixiao,jiuchabarendabaosaijinwuli。

liangmengbaoneizhangdabinglianshang,xiaodeheihong。

yilianweixiaodeliangle,kanzheliangmengbaoceshenjingebiwu,lianglefeikuaidequpananrendechuang。

zheimehaodenanrennengjiliangmengbaoneitouchunzhuzaota,chufeitanaozihuaidiaole!

laizhiqian,takeshizuozulezhunbei,hairangtamamingtianyizaoguolaihanta,zheiyangrenzhengdouyoule,nanrenxiangdilaidoubuxing。

“liangle!nixiangganshenme?”liangweiguochulaijiegeshoudegongfu,jiukandaolianglezhengfeilidewangchuhannianwulipa。

neisijiaogengoubaoyiyangdezishi,jueduiyixiandaibannvliumang,qideliangweiguochaobiandan。

lianglexinlianhen,tazenmejiusuanloulezheigelaobusidedongxini,zaozhidaojiuxianjitayibanzhuan,dangrantayezhiganzainaozilixiang。

zheilaotouyebushiyibanren,biekantafeichangshouruo,keshicongshishanxuehailipachulaidelaobing。

她干不过!

lianglezailiangweiguomianqianyizhidoushiguaiguainv,congchuangzishangxialai,lilishenshangdehui,juejirangzijikanqilaibuneimeliumang,budui,shizang。

“dayeye,wogangcaitingjianwuliyoudongjing,danxinshibushichushenmeshi,zhishixiangjinqukankan。”liangleshuowanjidichuixianaodai,haoxiangshoutiandayuanwangyiyang。

liangweiguolengzhelian,zheilianglegentaneigeyeyeyiyang,xinsibutaizheng,“xinglexingle,nengyoushenmedongjing,tianheileganjinhuinimenjia,biezaizheilixiadaihuaiwojiamengbao!”

liangweiguotiliuzhegunzi,genganxiaojiziyiyangdebalianglejiganchuqu,kuangdangyisheng,yuanmenguansiside!

lianglejidetiaojiao,queyoubugannaochutaidadedongjing,xinlibutingdezhoumaliangweiguo,yewujiyushi。

zijihaoburongyisuanjihaode,nandaozhenyaobianyileliangmengbaoneiheixiongjing?

chuhannianni?tahuibuhuiqufu?

aiyou!tajidexiangfanqiang,kexiyuanqiangshangyoubolizhazi,tashangquleyebeizhachenggui。

yuanwaiderenzhejizuishangqilehuopao,yuanzilimianqueshiyituanhuore。

chuhannianzhengzuozaizhuobian,yikoukoudeliangchamenjinzuili,queyijiuganjuedaoshentiliyongchuzaore。

liangmengbaojinmen,shenshangderouzhanlesanzhan,nienieyaoshangdefeirou,liezuishaxiao,tahaoxiangyoupangle!biaojieshuoguo,pangdianhao,baipangbaipang,panglecaizhaorenxihuan,dagegekendinghuixihuanta。

“hehehe……dagege,wolaile……”kanzhezhuobianzuozhedenanren,liangmengbaoxianxieliuxiakoushuilai。

yizhangkeyiyuriyuetonghuidelianluoruyanzhong,nanrenchunbanqingqi,“gunchuqu!”

shengyinshayadelihai,xiangshizaijilideyazhitongku。

“dagege,nihentongma?baoerjiniqinqin,yeyeshuoqinqinjiubutongle!”

“别废话,滚!”

liangmengbaodelianjinzaizhichi,xiaodegenghuan,biaojieshuoguo,nanrendoushikoushixinfei,jiaotagunneijiushixiangtaliuxia。

“xixi……dagege,woqinlou!qinwanjiubutongle!”

bajiyikou,qinzaitazuishang,hongyanyandechunxiangtangguoyiyang,zabayixiazui,meiyanwanwan,“tiande!”

“wojiaonigun,zaigankaoguolai,woshaleni!”

nanrenshuangmouchihong,shaqitengteng,juemeidelianshangduolejifenzhengning。

“keshi,keshikaozheniwoyehaoshufu!wobuxiangqilai……”

liangmengbaoganjuezijipiaopiaohuhususumamade,shufudexianghengheng!dagegeshenshangzhenhaowen,qingshuangyouhuore,tadoukuaishaoqilaile。

nanrenyiyanjiukantoutadebuduijing,yaoya,yongjinquanshendeliqimengliyijiao,barentidaochuangdi。

“dong”deyisheng,liangmengbaodenaodaikezailechuangzhuzishang,yunleguoqu。

……

“tong,quanshengenzhehuoyiyang,zuanxindenanshou……”liangmengbaoyouyoudexingguolai,yanlidechunmenggentianzhentongtongxiaoshi,qudaideshiyishuangchenwenlinglideyanmou。

tazheishizenmele?naodaishangtengdelihai,yidapianbushuyutadejiyifengyongchulai,tarenqingleyijianshi,tachaoleyihuichuanyuele。

chuanyuedaolebalingniandai,gentayigetongmingtongxingdenvhaishenshang。

nvhaimingjiaoliangmengbao,xiaomingfengwa,haoxiangshiyinweitachushengdeshihou,yuanzililuoleyizhihuoniao,rutongyuhuozhongshengdefenghuang,bianqumingfengwa。

naohailihuaguonvhaideyisheng,liangmengbaoqueding,yuanzhushibeitaneigebiaojiejisuanjiside。

nvhaizixiaojiugenzheyeyezhangda,xingzihenruan,houlailianglegaosuta,sheiganqifuta,tajiugaihaihuiqu,daozhiyuanzhupiqiyishanglaijiuyongquantoujiejue。

yuanzhubenjiuliqizeida,cunlitonglingdehaizimeijigeshitaduishou,jiuerjiuzhicunlidarenxiaohaijiantadouraodaozou,zhiyoulianglekenpeitawan,dangran,shaobulecongtashoulitaodianhaodongxi。

lianglekanyuanzhujingzhiyoupiaoliang,xinshengduhen,kaishicuanduotaduochiroushaitaiyang,zhidaobarenpangchengheimeiqiu。

nvhaiyouheiyoupang,haiaitoujianshuahua,haochilanzuo,pageshandounengheiyougebuting,shuyurenzenggouxianxing,shibasuidoumeigerenshangmentiqin。

zheitian,yeyelaozhanyoujiadesunzilaikanwangta,nianqingrenzhangdegenqingfengmingyueyiyangzhaorenxihan,yixiajiuruleliangrendeyan。

youqishiliangle,kandaochuhannian,neijiurendingleshizijidezhenmingtianzi,tuotuodeyouqianren,juedingbarennaxia。

cuanduoliangmengbaojinanrenxiayao,benxiangzhehongleliangmengbao,ranhouzijizaitoulianghuanzhu,meixiangdaobeiyuanzhuyeyejipohuailehaoshi。

liangmengbaofaneryinchayangcuodeshuichenggongle,zhiqiananpaidezhuojianximayequanjiliangmengbaozuojiayi,liangleqihongleyan。

kemuyichengzhou,laoyeziyezhidaosunnvpeibushangchuhannian,zhinengkudeyibabitiyibalei,zaijiashangyuanzhushangdiaozhuangqiangyisixiangbi,nanrenyingshibeidaodebangjiadequleta。

hunhounanrenhuilebudui,meigeyuejinvhaihuiqian,zaimeichuxianguo,sayuehoulaoyezitufajibing,meiqianzhuyuan,aolejitianjiumeile。

cunlirenqiaozhenvhaiduzidale,qiaochumendaoliangmengbaocaizhidaohuaiyunle,quqiandeshijiubaituojibiaojie,meicibeitakouliudabannvhaihaichundeshifenganji。

houlaibiaojieweilebazhantasuoyoudeqiangentananren,dainvhaiquyiyuandelushang,pengdaojigeliumangdiaoxi,biaojietuiletadangdao。

beitongleliangdao,haizidouliulechulai,sile!

“唉!”

liangmengbaotanyikouqi,tashenmeshihouchuanguolaibuhao?napatiqianyixiaoshini?yaomeixiadu,yebuhuiluodezheimegangadeshihou。

yizhenqiangliedeyaoxiaomengliedeyongshangtou,lingtayingningleyisheng。

这是她的声音?

jiaojiaoruanruanyoutiantiannuonuo,xiaoshayazhonghaitouzhedianmeihuo,liantazheigenvrentingledouxiangpu,nanguaiyuanzhuneigebiaojiejidu。

jiuzheishengyinzaipeishangjiaoyandelian,neishashanglizhidingheren。

liangmengbaoyabuzhufanyongdeyaoxing,liangliangqiangqiangdecongdishangpaqilai,zhigougoudingzhechuangshangdenanren。

zailiangmengbaoyanzhong,nanrenbianchengleyidaokekoudemeiwei,dengzhetadouxiangzailiaobo。

该死的!

meishizhangzheimehaokan,jianzhishigourendeyaojing,zhuangounvren,ganjuesangzigandeyaomaoyan。

“neige……niyebushufuduiba?wonuliwenrouyidian,zanmendoushichengnianren,jiudangzuochangmeng,shihouwobaozhengburangnifuze,wobaozheng……”

shengyinjianjianbianruo,lizhibeiyaoxingqinzhan,tazairenbuzhule……

qingbaigenmingxiangbisuangepi,haoburongyizhonghuoyihui,taximing!

nanrenyeyijingrennaidaojizhi,lizhijianjianyuanli,ganjueyizuodashanyaxialai。

liangmengbaogaogulezijidetili,zhidaotiankongfanbaicaiwanshi,shoujiaoruandepabuqilai,erpangbiandenanrenyemeihaoduoshao,laibujishoushiyifu,shuangshuangshuizaiyiqi。

tianguangdaliang,liangmengbaobeiyidaozhuoredeshixianjidingxingle,zuoyedebeifanhonglangzainaohaizhongpaihuai。

wuwuwu!nanrendeshixianhaokepa,tazhenbushiguyide!

zuoyekaishishitayongqiang,kehoulai……houlaitabushiye……

liangmengbaojiangshenzisuozaibeizili,hunshenjiangzhi,zhuangsi!

shangbeizizheigenanrenyuanyifuze,haimeigeyuejitajiqian,kejianshigeyoudandangdehaonanren。

tajiuzheimelashoucuicanleyiduoxianhua,jianzhimeilianjianta。

“biezhuangsi,zanmentantan!”buguanshiqingzenmeyang,zuolejiushizuole,nanzihandazhangfuyaoyongyuchengdancuowu。

meicuo,zainanrenkanlai,zuotianshitafandecuo,deren。

“咳!那个……”

budengliangmengbaokaikou,yuanzilichuanlailianglaotoudeshengyin。

“baoerqilaimeiyou?zheihaizi,zenmehaiduolanleni,nibiaojiegenbiaoshenshuoyoushizhaoni……”

liangmengbaomengrancongchuangshangfanqilai,wokao,tazenmebazheimezhongyaodeshiwangle。

jiyilishiyouzheimehuishi,lianglekeshizaojiugentamashanglianghaode,zhibuguoxianzaibeizhuoderenbianchengta。

zhuozeinazang,zhuojianzhuoshuang。

jiuniuniuneigepoluosangzigenlianglehendutadexinsi,jintianzheiguanbuhaoguoa!