第3章
shijianrenran，buzhibujue，yishizishi。
dahundefengbobeiyalexialai，baihuanshunlijinlemen，yinweihouyeweigui，zhinengdushoukongfang。
raner，haiweixideng，xinfangbianbeiyichangturuqilaidedahuobawuzidianranle。
“zoushuile，zoushuile！”
“xinhunzoushui，shidaxiong！”
“kuaibizuiba，niyebupaaibanzi。”
zhouweihoufudeshinvmencuyongzhebaihuantaolechulai，pizheyichuangbeizizhanzaiyuanzili，wangzheqianfangdeyipianhuoguang，yinyuehainengtingjianxiarenmenqieqiesiyudeshengyin。
dahuogangqiliuyanfeiyubianjiezhongerzhi，ruoshuobushiguyiweizhi，pashidouwurenxiangxin。
“aiyowodetian，haodadeyan，zheixinniangzigangjinmen，bianzouleshui，pashijiamenbuxingba。”menkoudeweizhichuanlaixixuedeshengyin，dayueshishisansuideshaonianzoulejinlai，houmianhaiyoushiduoweijiadinggensui，baichuyifuweifenglinlindejiashi。
baihuanhuitoukanqu，ciziyingshihoufudichudeershaoyesonglibaile，jingdouyoumingdewankushaoye，dao：“hunyanshangtoudepizi，shinizhaolaideba。”
ciyanyichu，zhouzaojijingwusheng。
songlibaimeixiangdaotahuizhiruzhengti，buyoulengleyixia，suihoudaxiao，ganzuogandangdao：“shixiaoyegande！xiaoyelaozaojiutixingguobaijiabuyaorangnverjiaruhoufule，keshinimenpianbuting，neijiubieguaiwoshouxiawuqingle。”
biekantayifuhunshimowangdeyangzi，kezaineixinderouruanchuduishengmuhaishiyounonghouqinggande，zheishisheiyequdaibulede，yinertapaichijimu，yebuyunxujimujinmen。
“zheibahuoyeshinifangde？”baihuanmeiyouzaishenjiuzheigewenti，taishouzhilezhixiongxiongliehuo。
“dui，jiushiwofangde！”songlibaizhinendelianpangguazhebufuhenianjideyinmai，hushandeyanjingdengyuan，dao：“zheibianshibutinghuadedaijia，zhiyaowozaiyitian，nizaizhaopinghoufujiubuhuichengxinruyide！woyidingyaobaninianchuqu，yiding！”
shuowankangkaijiangdexuanyan，tadeyiyangyangdiguanchazhebaihuandebiaoqing，tayidinghouhuijiaruhoufule，gujiyaochanhuideziqingxiatangle！
他简直是太厉害了。
chuhuyiliaodeshiqingfashengle，baihuanmeiyouluchunanguodeshenqing，fandaoshipingjingdishuo，“nichengrenjiuhao。”
songlibaibeizheijuhuanongdeshaleyan。
这女人是不是有病。
chadianbeihuoshaosita，juranshuo‘chengrenjiuhao’。
哪里好了？
“fancuo，jiuyaozuohaobeifadezhunbei，zibujiao，muzhiduo。jintian，wobianhaohaodiguanjiaoguanjiaoni！”baihuanbuzhiheshizaizhaodaoyigensanzhikuandeshuzhi，gaojuguotouding，henhendichoudazaisonglibaideshenshang。
‘嗖--’
‘啪--’
zheihuitazhidaonalihaole，zheinvrenyaojiejidata！
‘嗖--’
‘啪啪--’
shuzhiyixiaxiadixialuo，songlibaibeidadeshengteng，yishuangyanjingdouhongdekuaiyaopenhuole，dao：“nigandaxiaoye，nizhaosi！”
pingshenmedata，haiganyimuweiming。
congxiaodaoda，wuluntaduomewanlie，douwurendongtayigenshouzhi。
“nimendoushisirenma？yanzhengzhengdikanzhexiaoyeaidama？haibujixiaoyelanzhuta！”
songlibaisuiranshiwanpiyixie，dantayebushimuwuzunzhangde，baihuanhaodaishitamingyishangdejimu，bunengzhendehaishou，zhiderangxiaosimenxiangbanfa。
然而......
xiaosimenyeshiweinanzhiji，yimianshiershaoye，lingyimianshixinfuren，sheiyedezuibuqiya......
“bie，biedale，zheikeshiershaoyea。”
“xinfuren，ninshouxialiuqingba。”
“zheishilaohouyefurendebaobeisunzi，ninruoshangleta，meininhaoguozichide。”
bunengzaixingweishangchushou，zhinengyongyuyanweiwuqile。
‘嗖--’
‘啪啪--’
songlibaibeizhuidemanyuanziluanpao，tingzhexiaosimenderangrangsheng，yishuangyanjingzhijiedengyuan，dao：“xiaoyerangnimenlanzheta！sheirangnimenhehutale？sisisi，nizheigenvrenzenmexiadushou，teng！”
baihuanquanranbulihuitadeaihao，jinzhuibushe，huiwuzheshuzhijingzhundejidazhemubiao。
直至......
“哎呀我的天爷。”
laofurenshanshanlaichi，kanzheyuanzizhongchaonaodeyimu，yonglianzhuguaizhang，shicaizhanwenshenzi，jiaojidao：“kuaijirenfenkai，fenkai！”
wenyan，xiarenmenjimangshangqianlanzu。
baihuantingdaolaofurendemingling，meizhunbeitongpomuduizhegan，shunshourengdiaoshouzhongdeshuzhi。
“祖母。”
songlibaikanjianlairendeshihou，yanleichadianxialaile，dabuliuxingdepaodaolaofurendemianqian，weiqudesishiyizhixiaogou。
baxiuziluqilai，xiamiandoushiyitiaotiaochouhen。
“ninkan，bushiqinshengde，jiushixiahenshou，wodouyaobeitacuomosile。”
yuanbenjiushigedairen，haishitaqinshouyangdadehaizi，xintengdedouyaodixue。
laofurentiqichuizheshangkou，dao：“aiyou，wodexinganrouzaozuile。”
shuozhewuxin，tingzheyouyi，zheihuasishizaishuoxinfuhenduyiban......
yuanzhongdexiarenmendaqidoubuganchuan，jiedouxiaoxinyiyidikanxiangbaihuan，xinfushiquzuihaoguaiguaidaoqianqu，yaoshibeilaofurenzefagengweinankan。
baihuankanzheniaidehuamian，youxiemingbaihoufusuoyouhaizidoubeiyangfeidegenbenyuanyinle，dao：“ninkezhiershaofanleshenmecuoma？”
huanhuanzoushangqian，guijudexingli，keshiyanyuzhongquedaizhebuketuirangdejianchi。
这......
居然敢质问老夫人！
夫人是不是疯了！
laofurennengcaixiangdaoyiban，chuitouwangzhe，yanshenxinxuduoshandesonglibai，dao：“shenmecuo？”
“guocuoyouer，qiyishidahunyanzhongwumieerxidenanzi，naishiershaoyezhaolaide，qiershixinfangdedahuoshitafangde。”
bubeibukangdeshengyinchanshuzheshishi，sishiqiangeryoulidejushi，dudelaofurenshuobuchulaihua。
yishinvzidemingjie，ershierxidexingming。
zheishiqueshishilibaiguofenle。
ruoshipangdeshi，dayidunyejiuguole。
可这......
“nixiangzenmechuzhi？”laofurenshitandekaikou。
“zumu！！！”songlibaidengyuanshuangyan，henhendiduoleyixiajiao，taaileda，zumubujitachutou，hairangtachuzhita？
祖母不疼他了！
“ruoanzhaoerxideyisi，yingshiguizucisanri，buguo，rujinninlaile，haishiyoupomuchuzhizuiweituotiede。”
baihuanbunankanchulaofurenburenxinchengjiesuner，youbudebujitagejiaodai，zhidewentaxiangchuzhi，yuqixinbuganqingbuyuan，buruyituiweijin。
yijuhuasangewan，haijitawaleyigebudebutiaodeshenkeng。
napalaofurenjianduoshiguang，yemeirenzhudaoxiyikouliangqi，binganzigantan，haolihaideyatou！