第二章 闲话

lieriyanyandetianyeli,lixiuzhiqiyaocashiganjinglianshangdehanshui,xieyankankanpangbianzhengzaishouzhuangjialihualiman,haiyoubuyuanchudemuqinhemeimei,wanxiayaojixuganhuo,zheiliangtianjiuqiushouwanle,shengxiadehuojiubushitaileile,wanshangkeyiquyitangdaqingshanle,22suile,keshishouliqueyifenqiandoumeiyou,zaiguogebayuejiuyaohexifuxiangqinle,zongbunengheshangbeiziyiyang,liankuaitangdoumeiyoujitamaiguo,xinlixiangzheshi,shoulidehuojiquemeiyouting。buyuanchuzhengzaichakandecunzhangkanzhebibierenlakaiyidajiedelixiubuyoudediandiantou,bukuishiersuijiuganzhenggongle,jialidedaguniangbitaxiaosansui,tingheshide,buguoyixiangdaotaneiyijiaren,suanle,yigecunde,taitoubujianditoujiande,lixiuyoushigexiaoshunde,tajiaxifukebuhaozuo,yaoyaotou,kexilehaoxiaohuozi。

“laoda,nigeersaozijishuoletaniangjiazhuangshangguniang,shuoshixiaguoyuechubajianmianxiangduixiang。”lixiutaitoukanleyiyanfanzhuoduimiandemuqin,mianmubiaoqingdesaoleyiyanpangbiandefuqinhedimeimen,“zhidaole”,yingleyisheng,kuaisudebalawanwanlidefan,fangxiakuaizi,“wowanshangyoushi,buhuilaile”,shuowanyebuguanjiarendefanying,kuaibuzoulechuqu。

“tadie,zheijitianlaodazenmele?”geeryayejiushilixiudemuqinwenyipangmomochouyandelilaoer,kesoulejisheng,lilaoershouqichouwandeyandai,“nengzenmele,zheijitianhuozhong,leizhele,guojitianmangwanle,ninadianqianjilaoda,rangtahaohaoshoushiyixia,xiageyuexiangduixiang,bierangnvfangtiaoli,laodayebuxiaole,xiangzhongdehua,mingnianchunshangjiujiehunba。”geeryakankanzhuoshangchifandesigexiaozi,diandiantou,yanxiakoulidefanshuo“shia,laoeryebunengxiaole,banwanlaodade,yegaijilaoerzhangluole。”“xingle,shoushishoushizaodianxiezheba。”lilaoerqishenzhunbeihuiwu,“die,dagexiangdeduixiangshizhoujiazhuangde?”lihuakanzheqishendefuqinwendao,“ng,shinigeersaoziniangjiazhuangshangde。”“die,neishenmeshihoujiergexiangduixiangya?”lixinyibianshoushizhuoziyibianwen,“jizhejiniergezhaosaozile?”lilaoerhaoxiaodekanzheweiyideguniang,laoerhedimeiganqingdouhenhao,laodatiantiandebanzheyizhanglian,nongdedimeikanjiantajiuxianghaozikanzhemaoside,yaoyaotou,“xingle,doubiecaoxinle,youdieniangni,zenmeyededoulachenimenchengjiale,wozaizou。”“laotouzi!”“die!”......lilaoerkesoulejisheng,xiaozhediandiantou,“meishi,wozheibingya,xianzaihaibudajin。”cunlidelangzhongshuoshilaobing,zheidoushijinianle,chulebunengganzhonghuo,kesoujisheng,yejiuzheiyangba,“xingle,douhuiwuxiezheba。”

yongjiaocaimieyantou,lixiutaitouzichaoyixiao,shuolebantian,meiyigewenyixiataqunaerle,ganshenmequle,zheijiushitaxiaoshundefumu,aihudedimei,bale,shangbeizihaimeiyoukantouma?dabuzouxianghoujiededayejia,qukankannainai。

“tadagelaile。”lidaniangtaitoukankanlixiuyibianwenzhe,yibianzhanqishennadengzi,“chilemei?zaipeinidayeheyibei。”lixiuganjinbaishoushuo“biemanghuole,daniangwochiguole,wokankannainai,yihuihaiyoushini,nikuaichiba!”lilaodakanzhepangbiandedazhizi,xiaodao“geerjiadejinijieshaoletaniangjiazhuangshangdeguniang,shenmeshihoujianmian?”“daye,woniangshuoshixiageyuechuba。”lixiubuhaoyisidemolemobizi,“dageyaoqudasaolema?xiaozhuzidouyousaozile,woyeyaosaozi。”libofangxiakuaizibaozhelixiudetuirangrangzhe,libocaisisui,shililaodalianzheshenglewugeguniangcaidedexiaoerzi,lixiuyibabaoqitadouta“shia,neirangnidasaojinimaitangchi,kehao?”“buyao,dagejiwoquledasaowobawodetangdoujidasaochi,buguo,niyaokuaidianjiwoqudasao,bierendedagebidagexiaodouqudasaole,wodedageyeyaokuaidianqudasao,yihouyoulexiaozhiziwokeyidaizhetawan。”libogangshuowan,yipianjingji,zaichangdechulebudongshidelibo,qiyuderendoumingbaizenmehuishi,zhishiquebuhaoshuoshenme,sheiranglixiuxiaoshunni,sheishuotafumubuhaotajiucishei。lilaopozifangxiakuaizi,gankeleyisheng“xingle,wochiwanle,daxiaozishangwowulishuoshuohua。”zhuanshenhuiwulile,lixiufangxialibo,molemotoushuo“dayedaniangnimenchizhe,woqukankannainai。”dayejiadewumeimeicaiqisuidoumingbaideshi,taguoleyibeizicaimingbai,tashizhenshaya!

“nai!”lilaopozipaipaizuozaishenbiandelixiu“daxiaozi,nidou22le,youxieshia,naibushuoniyemingbaide,nishinaiyishoudaidade,nidexinsinaidoumingbai,nia,demingbai,sheiyebunengtibierenguoyibeizi,nizijiguohaole,youyulideshihoucaikeyibangbieren,nidieniangzijishengdehaizijiudezijifuze,neishitamendezeren,bushinide,hekuangniyeshitamendezeren,wozhidaonixintengnidieshentibuhao,kenidiebushizhiyouniyigehaizi,niya,xinsitaizhong,yihouniyouxifuyouhaizi,nidexianzhaoguhaotamen,tamencaishinidezeren!”“nai,wozhidaole,womingbaide,ninbiedanxinwole,wozhangdale,huihaohaode,haohaodeguorizi,haohaodeshenggehaizirangnaibangwodaizhe。”lixiubanaodaizangzai***jianhou,taishoumoqulianshangdeyanlei,shangbeizinaiyehetashuoguoyiyangdehua,ketayoutingquemeiyouxiang,nainaishangbeizihuoleyibaiduosui,linqudeshihouhaibufangxinyijingsishiduosuideta。

baolebaonainai,“nai,woxianzoule,guoliangtianwozailaikannin。”lixiuzhuanshendabulikai。“dage,niyaozoule?”taitoukanzheyanqianyizipaikaideliugeren,lixiuchoulechouzuijiao,lihuaxiaozheshuo“dage,dasaoduodale,zhangdehaokanma?”hua,yun,fen,cui,yuan,dayejiadewugemeimeizaijiashanglibo,haiyousanshujiadeligui,lihe,limiao,sangemeimei,libao,liguolianggedidi,zheishijigedimeicongxiaojiandaotajiuqindelihai,kezijijialihua,liman,liyi,liyong,lixinsigedidiyigemeimeiqueyigeyemeiyouhetaqinde,kenengjiushixiaosunzishuodeqichangbuheba!“woyemeijianguonimendasao,buzhidaohaobuhaokan,dengwojianle,huilaijiugaosunimen,woyoushi,xianzoule!”shuowan,meidengdimeifanyingguolaijiudabuxiangqianzoule,yemeiyouhedayedaniangdazhaohu,kaiwanxiao,zoumanle,jinwanjiuzoubulele,tahaizhunbeiqudaqingshanni!

lidaniangkanzhebeizijiahaizibideluohuangertaodelixiu,huitoukanxianglilaoda“tadie,dengtadagexianghaoleduixiang,niquhelaoertantanba。”lilaodakanleyiyanzijiaxifu,xiaozhediandiantou,zijiaxifusuishiyoudianxiaoxinsi,keduidazhizishizhendehao,zijishenglewugeguinv,caiyoudexiaoerzi,xifuduidazhizihao,yeyourangtabangchendeyisi,buguo,dazhiziyouneimegeniang,yihouquxifule,youzijiaxifukanzhe,chubuledacuo,lilaodashikangmeiyuanchaohuilaidelaobing,kanshiqingkebiyibanlaonongminkandetouche,lixiukeshilaolijiadezhangsun,nengganshiyenengyashi,jiushitaizhongqing,buguozhongqingyeyouzhongqingdehaochu,fanzhengyoutakanzhe,laoerxifufanbuchudalanglai。