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tingdaozheijuhua，wangyanyanqichudekuxiaoyisheng，dangnianyeyemomingqimiaojiubazijixupeijizheigequezi，zijidangshishiduomedeweiqu！
keshi，meiyicizijiyinweitabeilengchaorefengdeshihou，tasuiranbuweizijishuoyijuhua，danshi，neizhongfennudebiaoqing，querangtajiyiyouxin！
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wangyanyanwunaidetanxiyikouqi，shuodao：“ninengshuoyijuzheiyangdehua，woyemanzule！”
zhangleizhoulezhoumeitou，shuo：“woshuodeshizhende，congjinyihou，meiyourenkeyiqifuni，renherendoubuxing！”
tashidongfangguodezhizunjunshen，yongyouquanguojunshililiangdezuigaoquanli，yongyouguojiajunshizichanchubeikudequanbuzijinshiyongquan，yongyoujunshiyiliaoyanjiuzhongxinzheizhongquanguozuigaoduandeyiliaojigou！
keyishuo，zheigeguojia，meiyourenbitadeziyuangengjiafengfu，meiyourenbitadequanligengda，meiyourenbitagengnengrangrenqisihuisheng！
keshi，tadehua，taquebuxin。
wangyanyanlenglengdeshuo：“zhanglei，zheijuhuawohenxihuanting，xiwangnizaodianshixianta。buguoxianzai，nibuxujiwozhuangbile，nilaolaoshishidegenzhewojinqu！”
zhangleiwunai，suirantayijingshishijiezuiqiang，danshimianduita，tayongyuanshizuiruode，yinwei，tazaihuta。
zhangleidianlediantou，wunaide“e”leyisheng！
wangyanyanyibianzou，yibianxiaoshengdeshuo：“zhanglei，jintianshinainaidebashidashou，nimeidailiwu，buyaoshengzhang，fouze，dajiayouhuichaofengwo！”
zhangleizhoulezhoumeitou，weiqudeshuo：“wodailaideliwu，jiazhiliancheng！”
wangyanyanyilianwunaideshuo：“nengbunengbiezaizhuangbile？bizui！”
zhangleiwunai，zhidedizhetougenzheta！
zoudaomenkou，wangyanyangangyaotuimenerru，turanzhouqimeitou，huitouqukanzhanglei，jiaodaidao：“jintianlidashaohuilai，tazhuiwo，wobuhuidayingde，danshi，nibiezhuangbihaoma？wopa，wopatahuiduinibuli！”
jiaodaizheijuhua，taxiandejiweiguanxinzhanglei！queyouyouxieyuyanyouzhi！
nvrendexinsi，guoranshirangrenzhuomobutou！
zhangleidianlediantou，shuodao：“nifangxin，wobaozhengjintianbuhuizhuangbi！”
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tuikaimen，shengyinbuda，querangsuoyourendemuguangdouzhushiguolai！
nainaiyiliancixiang，qidaidedingzheta！
“xiaoyanyan，nilaile！”
shuozhe，wangjiazumunainaideliandunshiningshangleyicengbingshuang，yinwei，takandaoleta。
“zhanglei，nizenmehaiyoulianhuilai？”nainairenbuzhudefengcidao！
zhangleizhoulezhoumeimeitou，shuodao：“wolai，wolaijitaxingfu！”
tingdaozheijuhua，quanyuanziderendunshihahadaxiao。
wangyanyandedagewangyungengshizhizhezhanglei，lengxiaozheshuo：“jiupingni，jitaxingfu？hahaha，nishizaigaoxiaoma？nipingshenmejitaxingfu？pingniyishuangduantui？haishipingjienidelajizhishang？nizhidaotayigeyuedehuaxiaoshiduoshaoma？nizhidaotameitianyaojishenmerenmaixiaoma？jiunizheizhongdongbudongjiuwanshizongdeshangmennvxu，niyaojiwomeizixingfu，nipingshenme？”
tingdaozheili，zhongrenfenfendiantou，ermeiwangshiyunwunaideyaoleyaotou，shuodao：“jiefu，nihekuhuilaini？jiejiexianzaiyijingbeilidashaozhuiqiule，nihuilai，nibushijijiejietianduma？”
jiutingnainailenglengdeshuo：“bu，tahuilaideyouyiyi，womenzhengzaixiangbanfa，rangjingchajuchuyifentaderenkoushizongzhengming，haorangnijiejienenggouqubanlixindelihunzheng，keshi，zheijianshiqingworangrenqubanlehenjiu，jingchajubuzhidaoweishenme，shizhongbutongyi！jintian，tahuilaile，zhenghaorangtamingtianqugenwangyanyanlihun！”
tingdaozheili，zhangleizhoulezhoumeitou，lenglengdeshuolesangezi！
“不可能！”
“hahaha！”dagewangyunyizhendaxiao，takanzhezhanglei，yilianchaonongdeshuo：“zhanglei，nibiejilianbuyaolian，nishibushitingshuowangyanyanzhengzaibeilidashaozhuiqiu，suoyiguyihuilaitiandu？nidemude，bierenbuzhidao，wohaibuzhidaoma？nijiushiyaoqianba？hahaha！”
shuozhe，taniuguotou，duizhenainaixiaozheshuo：“nainai，zanmenjitaqian，rangtanaleqianganjingun！biezaizheili，nongzanglezanmenwangjiadedipan！”
nainaiyiting，dunshidianlediantou，ruoshiwangyanyanhelijiadelidashaojiehe，qiebushuocaili，jiushilijiajizijidexiangmu，kongpajiugouwangjiazhuandepenmanbomanle！
给张磊点钱算什么？
nainailouchuyigeweishandexiaoyi，sihukandaolelijiadepinli，kandaoleweilaiyigeyouyigesongshangmenlaidedadanzi！
nainaiduizhezhangleishuo：“zhanglei，niyebieshuonainaiwuqing，dangnianniruzhuijinlai，yifenqianpinliyemeiyoujiwangjia！danshiwangjiabuguaini，xianzai，wangyanyanhenilihun，nainaiwozuozhu，jini50wan！nazheqianzouba！”
zhangleiyaoleyaotou，haimeiyoushuohua！
nainaidunshilengzhule，renbuzhudewendao：“zhanglei，nishenmeyisi？nihewangyanyangenbenbuheshi，jini50wannihaixianbugouma？neiniyaoduoshao？”
zhangleimeiyoushuohua，keshiwangyanyanxinliquejinzhangjile，tashizhongjuedezhangleijiushiyigeweileqian，weilishituderen，cishi，wushiwanmeiyoudadongta，neitahuiyaoduoshaoqianni？
tayongyuguangqukanzhanglei，jiujianzhangleilenglengdeshuodao：“bukeneng，wobukenenghetalihun！”
nainaiyiting，dunshiqidehenhendipaileyixiazhuozi，nuhoudao：“shenmeyisi，rangnizijishuogejineyebuxing？hao，wozuozhu，jini200wan，mingtianniqubanshouxu，ranhoumashangjiwogun！”
tingdaozheili，wangyanyanxinligadengyisheng，zheixiabuhaole！
200wan，zhangleizheibeizikongpadoumeiyoujianguoliangbaiwanba？
200wan，takenengzhendehuiweileliangbaiwanxuanzehezijilihun！
jiutingzhangleilengxiaoyishengshuodao：“nainai，wojiniliangbaiwan，ninengbunengjiwobizui！”