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wobenshitiancaixueba,gaokaohouyingdangqiantuyipianguangming。

quebuzhiweihezhikaoleyibaiduofen。

ersulaichengjidiandidetangxiong,fuduhouquekaolejiangjinqibaifen。

wochajuedaobudui,quzhaotaduizhi,quebeitatuixialoushuaisi。

zaiyizhengyan,wohuidaolegaokaozhiqian。

chadaogaokaofenshuhou,wozaiwaimianhuangdangdaotianhei,caikefulekongjuhuijia。

haizaizoulangli,wojiutingjianbabaheguojiudazhesangmenxiaodao:

“dage,bukuishinideerzi,naozijiushihaoshia!buxiangwojianeigechouyatou,pingchangkaodehaoyouzenmeyang,gaokaohaibushijiwolaletuodade,pei!yibaiduofen,shenmewanyi,zaozhidaozaobatamaile,guantaweibuweifa,neimeduorendouzuole,yezhuabudaowotoushang!”

gezheshamen,wokandaotangxiongxiaodeweishan:“shushunikebiezheiyangshuomeimei,tayehennulide。”

“tanuligepi,doushizhuangde!”babaxinweidikanzhetangxiong,“wanguangzong,fuduyinianjiunengcongyibaiduofentishengdaojiangjinqibaifen,wojiushuonixiaozishigerencai!xianzaiquanguodehaoxuexiaodounengsuinixuanleba?wowanjiazhongyuchulegegaocaisheng,zhenshinengguangzongyaozule!”

dabolehehede:“hezhiguoneidexuexiao,guangzongjiusuanxiangxuanguowaigaoxiaodouxing!”

“duiduidui,daoguowaiduyicengjinhuilaigenghao,tingshuohaiguihaozhaogongzuo!”bababashoudazaitangxiongjianbangshang,“guangzong,nianxinzhengqu,shushuzaguomaitieyejinicouxuefei!**meixianzaishimeixiwangshangdaxuele,wozheijitianjiuquedingqinshi,bajiazhuangjinidangxuefei!”

tingdaozheili,wozhongyurenbuzhutuimenerru:“baba,nizenmenengzheiyangduiwo!woshiniqinnverma?”

wozhizhetangxiong:“nijiubujuedexiqiaoma?yiwopingshidechengji,zenmedoubukenengzhikaoyibaiduofenba?neimingminggengxiangshiwanguangzongkaode,wocaiyinggaishijiangjinqibaifendeneige!”

“wanqianxunnishaozaizheilifadian!”babawenyandanu,taishoushanlewoyibazhang,“bieyiweizhuangfengmaishajiukeyitaoguojiaren!laoziyanglenishijinian,gaishinihuibaodeshihoule!”

“aiyashushu,meimeikendingshishou**le,nibiezheiyangdata,miandetagengnanguo!”tangxiongxuweidiquandao。

“wanguangzong,nidefenkendingyouwenti!”wokuzhesihoudao,“wobuganxin,wobukenengzhikaoyibaiduofen!wohuiqiulaoshibangwoshenqingzhongxinchafende,bawomailegongnichuguoshenmede,nimenxiangdoubiexiang!”

shuowanzheijuhuawozhuanshenjiuzhunbeipao,jinwanbunengdaizaijialile,quzhaolaoshikankannengbuneng......

“siyatouhaigandingzhuanglaozi!nizheitiaomingdoushilaozide,laozixiangzenyangjiuzenyang!”

meixiangdaobabayibacheguowodegebo,liqidadaozhijiebawochetuojiu!haimeidengwozhanwen,tayouyibazhangdaguolai,wozhitingtingdidaoxiaqu,hounaoshaozhijiezhuangdaomenjian!

“siyatoubiezhuangle,haibuqilai!”

“shushu,tahaoxiangzhendebuxingle......”

“shenme?gaisi!dongzuotaidale......meishideguangzong,dengtasilewobatamaijipeiyinhunde,nichuguodeshijueduimeiwenti!”

jianwoduanqishirengranbuganxindizhengzheyan,wanguangzongbeiduizhebabahedabo,zouguolaitiwoheshangyanjing,couzaiwoerbianshuo:“meimei,wokeliannisibumingmu,jiugaosuniba......neijiangjinqibaidefenshu,dequeshuyuni,zhikexi——beiwohuanguolaile!”

“nizhidaowozheiyinianfuduqijianganshenmelema?hehe,wodangranmeiqufudu,wohewobazhaolegezhongfazi,zhongyuqiulaiyizhanghuanfenfu,banidefenhuanjiwo......”

“nikaodaoneimegaofenyoushenmeyongni?nishinvde,shushubuhuitongyinijixudushude,haiburubazheigejihuirangjiwo。niyekandaole,jiusuanwobushuo,shushuyehuizhudongweiwotigongbangzhu......”

“keliandemeimeia,benlainihainenghaohaohuozhe,xianzaizhinengdaodixiahemoshengnanrenzuoyiduiguifuqilou!”

“xiwangnidaoxiamian,buyaozaibeinideguinanrendaa,hahahaha——”