“shimu，womenhaishiganjinzhunbeilinjiaoshoudehoushi，batasongqutaipingjianba！”
夏小柔急了！
kanlaitaipingjianhaiyoutamendetongmou。
buji，zhongshengguilai，erenwoyigedoubuhuifangguo！
“popohenkuaijiulaile！”
zhiyourendaoqilecaihaokaishichangdaxia！
“linyaa……wodeera……kuaiqilaikankanma，malaikannile！”
这不，主角登场了！
我转身看婆婆。
kudesixinliefeiquemeiyouyidiyanlei。
qianshiwohaizhenshiyanxiaxinmang，guamulaonianshigu，nengneimekuaizouchubeishang，zheimingxianbuhelideshi，wolengshianweiziji，doushizhangdexiangjilezhangfudelinyaodegonglao，erduineigebaiyanlanggengshishirujichu！
“ma，linyatazhendesile！”
woshuowan，mingxianganjuepopodeshentiyijiang，yandishanguozhenjing，toutoukanxiangxiaxiaorou。
xiaxiaorouziyiweibuzhehenjideweiweiyaotou。
婆婆放下心来。
继续号丧。
woshoushangdedongzuoyimeiyouyinqipopodehuaiyi。
jinzhenbachu，popolikeliansejubian，henhenjiuzhexiongkouchuida：
“a…a，wode…xin…haoteng……”
“ma…ma，nizenmeyang，nibiehewo！”
wozhanzaiyuandimeidongyixia，yuqiguzuodanyoudewen。
“buhao！laotaitaixinzangbingfanle！kuaiqikai！”
jianlaotaitaizhendefabing，xiaxiaoroujile。
wobeixiaxiaoroutuidaoyibian，yebunao。
likejipopodezhuzhidafu，xinzangbingzhuanjiaweijiaoshoudadianhua，bingkailemianti：
“weijiaoshou，wopopodexinzangbingfazuo，henyanzhong！”
“……luzong，woshuoguo，laofurendexinzangyizhishoushuyijingbunengzaituole，kexi，daoxianzaiyemeizhaodaoheshide！”
魏教授惋惜的说。
“weijiaoshou，ruguoshiwozhangfudexinzang，nengbunengpipeideshangni？”
“什么？”
weijiaoshoubuganzhixindedashengwen。
wodishenggengyan，kuzhejixudao：
“weijiaoshou，jiuzaiganggang，wozhangfuchehuoqushile……”
dianhuali，weijiaoshoubeitongeryouyouxiexingfendeshuo：
“陆总节哀！”
“muzipeixing，youhendakenengchenggong，woxianzaimashangdairenguoqu！”
“不行！”
“我不同意！”
xiaxiaorouhegangganghuanguolaidepopotongshichushengzuzhi。
poposhengyinweiruo，danhaishishouzhizhewoma：
“luqianyin，woerzigangsi，nijiudianjizhewatadexin，nizenmezheimehendu？”
夏小柔也赶紧说：
“shia，shimu，linjiaoshouzuipatengle，nizenmezheimehenxin？haishimashangjilinjiaoshouhuohua，rutuweianba！”
woyilianbeitongdekanzheliangrenshuo：
“ma，woyebuxiangde，danshirensibunengfusheng，ruguolinyazhidaozijidexinzangnengpeibanninduguoyusheng，woxiangtayidinghuizantongwodezuofade！”
“haiyou，ruguokeyi…ma，wohaixiangbalinyadeqitaqiguanyedoujuanxianchuqu，jineixiexuyaoderen，neiyang，linyajiukeyiyongyuanhuozaiwomenshenbianle！”
“不……”
popobeiwodejingrenzhiju，chediqihun，bingfanglizhongyuanjingle。
jinyishun，xiaxiaoroujiufengleyiyanghan：
“jiuminga……jiuming……”
zheishi，qiahaoweijiaoshoudaizhezijidetuanduigandao。
woxiangzhuazhulejiumingdaocaoyiyang，kuzheshuo：
“weijiaoshou，qiuninyidingyaojiujiuwopopo，wozhangfuyijing……poposhiwoweiyideqinren，wobunengzaishiqupopole，weijiaoshouqiuninle！”
“luzong，nifangxin，woyidinghuijinquanli！”
“ruguopeixingchenggong，nipopozaihuogeer、sanshinianmeiwenti。”
shia，qianshijiushiwojitazhaodaoxinzangyuan，chenggongzuolexinzangyizhi，daowosideshihou，tahaihaohaohuozheni！
xiangqiqianshi，popo，linya，xiaxiaorou，duiwodehen，wozaicihongleyanjing。
“weijiaoshou，wopopohezhangfujiudoujiaojinile！”
“juanzengtongyishuwohuijiaoshanglvshiheyuanfanglikeqiaoding！”
“好！”
魏教授答应了。
xunsubazhushoumenfenchengliangzu，yizusongwopopoquqiangjiu，yizuliuzaihoumiantuiwozhangfude“shiti”。
zuoweiqizi，wotongyilejuanzeng，buguanxinzangnengfouyupopopeixingchenggong，douxuyaojinkuaizhaichubaocun！
zheishi，xiaxiaorouyijingmanlianhuangluan，tasisilazhuzhangfudebingchuangbusong：
“buxing，linjiaoshoudexinzangbunengjuan！”
“nimenzoukai，linjiaoshoudeshitisheiyebunengdaizou！”
xiaxiaorouyijiaoyijiaotizheshenbianderen，kudexiangshitasilezhangfu。
worenwukeren，yangqibazhanghenhendalexiaqu：
“buzhisuowei！xiaxiaorou，wodejiashihailunbuzhenilaizuozhu！”
“pa”deyisheng，xiaxiaoroudelianbeiwoshanwaidaoleyibian。
woliansetieqing，chongzhebaobiaojixushuo：
“拉开她！”
qiangzitingling，qingqingsongsongjiangxiaxiaoroulindaoyibian。
yanjianlinyade“shiti”beituizou。
夏小柔傻了！
shiqingchedituoliletamendezhangkong。
erwozaoyijingshoushihaoqingxu，yiliandanmodekanzhexiaxiaorou。
wodaoyaokankan，xiaxiaorouduilinyadaodiyouduoai？
guoran，xiaxiaorouyanjingyibi，huochuqudekudao：
“linjiaoshoutameisi！tazhendemeisi……”
呵呵……
zhasidexizhongyuchangbuxiaqule！