第3章
yexiaoxiaonazhefangka，taitoukanzherenqunzhongdejiqiuyan。
zheigeshihoujitafangkadaibiaozheshenmeyisihenqingchu。
shangbeizijiushizheiyang，tazaijijiangbiaoyandeshihoushoudaolezheizhangfangka，erjiuzaiqianyitiantacaiganggangbeishenmobizheneisha，suoyikandaozheizhangfangkaduitade**youduoda，tadangchangjiurenbuzhufabiaojiangneigepingweidaleyidun，xianchangyoushizhibo，keyixiangxiangdedaodangshizheijianshiqingnaodeyouduoda。
tazhuantoukanzhedixianeigetudingdepingwei，guorankandaotaduizhetaaimeiyixiao。
那笑猥琐又恶心。
buguoyexiaoxiaoxianzaibushengqi，yidiandoubushengqi。
yourenzijiyaosongshanglaizhaosi，weishenmeyaoshengqini？
yexiaoxiaonazheneizhangfangka，duizheneigepingweihuiyilimaoyixiao，ranhouzaigangqinmianqianzuolexialai。
gangqinshitayisuihuizoulushijiukaimengdedongxi，danyishouquzieryi，yutaeryan，jiugenchifanyiyangjiandan。
guoran，tadeqinshengyixiangqi，dixiaderenlimajiuanjinglexialai，gegedouwangzheta，lianshangyoushizhenjingyoushichimi。
zhidaoquguobanshang，zheicaiyourendishengtaolun。
“zheibushineigehengaoaodeyejiaxiaojiema，tashenmeshihouhuidangangqinde，haidandeneimehao？”
“dafurenjia，youjigerenbuhuidianleqide，nidajingxiaoguaishenme，buguotazheigangqinqueshidandehao，doudaozhuanyejibieleba。”
haiyouxianzailuzhidedaoyanyezaiqiaoqiaodewen：“zheishinaweixuanshou，zhiqianzenmemeitingshuoguo，tingshangxiangde，qizhiyehao。”
pangbiandechangjikanlekanzijishoulideziliao。
“zheiweijushuoshiyejiadexiaojie，qianliangtianhaoxiangjiajishenjiale。”
“shenjia，nageshenjia？”
“hainengyounageshenjia？”
daoyanyijing，ganjinfenfuxiamianderen。
“texie，ganjinjirentexie！”
texieyifangda，dixiaderenyuefazantanyexiaoxiaodezhangxiangheqinji。
zhiyoujiqiuyanwangzhetaishangzijihuifaguangyiyangdeyexiaoxiao，yachidoukuaiyaoduanle。
tameiyoushengqi，taweishenmemeiyoushengqi，anzhaotayiwangdepiqi，tabushiyinggaizhijietiaoqilaidasineigedaoyandema？
keshitabushengqijiusuanle，weishenmehaibiaoxiandezheimehao，nanbuchengtazhendehuanleyigeren？
jiuzaidixiajiqiuyanbuduanchanshengziwohuaiyideshihou，taishangdezhengchenjinzaizijideshijiedangzhong。
tayijinghenjiumeiyouzheimechangkuaidedanguoqinle，shangbeizi，dacongzheijianshizhihouwangshangderenjiuduitamashengyipian，daozhitaconglaimeiyouxiangguozaipengzheigedongxi，houlaimangzhegenshenmozuodui，jiugengmeiyouxinqingle。
xianzaizaimodaogangqin，jiuxiangshizaikandaocongqiandeneigezijiyiyang，buzhibujuejiuchenjinlejinqu。
dengdaoyiqudanwan，zhenggechangzidouanjinglexialai。
yexiaoxiaokanzhetamendefanying，haiyiweishizijidandebuhao，zhenggerendoulengleyixia。
zhidaoruchaoshuibandezhangshengxilai，tazheicairushizhongfudecongtaishangzhanleqilai，limaodexingleyigelizheicaixialai。
zhongchangxiuxideshijian，neixiepingweidouguolaiduitahaoyifankuazan，youqishinagetudingdepingwei，kuazanzhongdaizheyisiyinqin，haishibushideduitadongshoudongjiao。
yexiaoxiaoyunliwulidedazhetaiji，zhijiejiangrendaidaolejiudianfangjian，zhihouchenzhetaxizaodeshihouqiaoqiaojiangtadeshoujimolechulai，zouchufangjianjijiqiuyanfaleyitiaoduanxin。
“jiqiuyan，buxiangbeibidiaodehuajiulaifangjianzhaowo。”
fawanduanxin，yexiaoxiaoyemeihuiqu，ershijiuzheimezhijiekaozailoutikoudengzhekanhaoxi。
tayebupajiqiuyanbulai。
tajiabuguoshiputongdegongxinjiazu，jialishenzhihaiyouyigezhongbingdelaomuqin，zheichangluzhihaishitafeijinxinsizhaorenqiulaide，ruoshijiuzheimebeirenfengshale，zheibeizikenengtadoubuhuizaiyoujihuile。
guoran，yexiaoxiaodexiangfagangluo，zhuanyanjiukandaojiqiuyanguoranguiguisuisuidechuxianzaineifangjianmenqian。
meiyougaosutafangjianhao，taquezhidaofangjianmen，kanlaizheijianshiqingguoranshitagaodegui。
yexiaoxiaolengxiaoyisheng，zaijiqiuyantuimenjinquzhihou，manmanzouguoqu，fanshoujiangmensuoshangle。
limiandejiqiuyanfanyingguolai，kuaisuzamen。
“shei，bamendakai，bamendakaitingdaomeiyou！”
“fangwochuqu，kuaidianfangwochuqu！”
limianjiqiuyanfengkuangdezamen，yexiaoxiaoquexiangshenmedoumeitingdaoside，zhuantoujirenshidejizhedalegedianhua，ranhouyouzaideshuaizhefangka，zoule。
shangbeiziyinweidangzhongdalepingwei，suoyitabunengzairuquan，zheibeizitajingrangansidixiazhaopingweizuopyjiaoyihaibeijizhezhuagezhengzhe，tadaoshixiangkankan，douzheiyangle，jiqiuyanzheigenvrenhaiyaozenmefanshen。
daizheyiliankanhaoxideqidai，tamanmanzouchulejiudiandating，zhengzhunbeidachelikai，quekandaoyigechuanzhebaichenshanzhangxiangjiaohaodenanrenshensecongcongdecongduimianzouleguolai。
jiliangchuan，tazenmewanglezheigerendecunzai。
shangbeizi，takeshijiangtapiandehaocan。
junmeidexingxiang，siyouruowudeliaobo，youqishizaidarenshijianzhihoutadejishichuxiangengshirangtajiangtafangzailexindi。
xianzaizixixiangxiang，nayouneimeduodeqiadaohaochu，youdezhipashijingxinanpaiba。
suoyi，taxianzailaiganshenme？laidengzheanweishoushangdetama？
yexiaoxiaochaofengdexiaozhe，huranfangqilelikaideniantou，zhuanshenyingshangleyingmianerlaidejiliangchuan。
tameixiangdaojingranhuizaizheilikandaoyexiaoxiao，zhenggerendourenbuzhulengleyixia，ranhouhenkuaifanyingguolaimanlianguanqiedekanzheta。
“xiaoxiao，nimeishiba？”
tashuozhe，shangxiarenbuzhudaliangleyexiaoxiaoyiyan，zaikandaotabuxiangshiyoushenmeshishimeitoushenshendezhouleqilai。
yexiaoxiaopoyouxiehaoxiaodekanzheta。
“youshi，wonengyoushenmeshi？”
jiliangchuanyishiyusai，bantianshuobuchuhualai。
zhengzaizheishi，jiudianlimianhuranyizhenxuannaochuanlai，jiqiuyanwuzhenaodaiyigunaodewangmenwaipao，qiyudejizhefengleyiyangdewanghoumianzhui。
jiliangchuankandaozheigeqingkuang，zhenggerendoulengleyixia。
“怎么了？”
yexiaoxiaohaoxindejitajieshidao：“qiuyanbiaoxiandehenhao，beilimianyigehenchumingdeguojidashikanshangle，yaodaitachudaoni，neixiejizhedouxingfendexiangcaifangta，keshiqiuyanhaoxiangshidiyicimianduizheizhongqingkuang，youdianbeihedaole。”
yexiaoxiaoshuozhe，zhuantouqidaidekanzhejiliangchuan。
“jiliangchuan，nishitagege，nibangtayingfuyixiaba，yaoshijizhenengshuoxiehaohua，neiqiuyanjiejiekejiuchedihongleni。”
jiliangchuancikezhengchenjinzaizijimeimeihuranhongledeyiwaizhong，sihaomeiyoufanyingguolaiyexiaoxiaocikeduitadechenghuyoushenmewenti。
tingdaoyexiaoxiaozheimeshuo，jiliangchuanxiangyebuxiangjiushangqujiangzijidemeimeilanlexialai，guzuochongnideduitadao：“paoshenmepao，youbushishenmedachangmian，zenmenenghechengzheigeyangzi。”
jinghuangshicuodejiqiuyantaitou，mangrandekanlekanmianqianjiliangchuan，youkanlekanbuyuanchudeyexiaoxiao，zhengdasuanshuoshenme，jizhequezaizheigeshihouweileshanglai。
“qingwenjixiaojiexianzaiyoushenmexiangshuodema？”
“ninhewangqiuminglaoshidaodishishenmeguanxini？”
“nijintiancijushiweileshenmeni？”
mianduizheixiejizhedetiwen，jiqiuyanyaozhechunzhejidexiangyaotaopao，danshijiliangchuanquesilazhebufang。
feidanbufang，tahaimianduizhejizhexiaoyiyingyingdao：“jintiandeshiqing，womeimeisidixiazhendezhunbeilehenjiu，zheigewanglaoshiyeshitayizhifeichangjingyangdelaoshi，woshichangtingtazaierbiantiqi，jintiannengdewanglaoshideqinglai，zhenshitayibeizixiulaidefuqi。”
jiliangchuandehuayinyiluo，jiqiuyanmengdetaitou，manlianzhenjingdekanzheta。
zhouweidejizhegengshi，genfengleyiyangdeweileshanglai。
“suoyiwanglaoshizhirenshijixiaojiegouyintadeshiqingshishishima？”
“jixiaojieduicishishizaoyouyumouma？”
“zhongsuozhouzhi，wanglaoshiyijingshiyoujiatingderen，jixiaojiezheiyangshifouyoukuijiuzhixinni？”
mianduijizhedezhangqiangduanpao，raoshijiliangchuanzaishayefanyingguolaishiqingbushitaxiangdeneiyangle。
tamanshizhenjingzhuanguotoulai，yilianchayidekanzheyexiaoxiao。
eryexiaoxiaokanzhemengbidejijiaxiongmei，renbuzhudeyidexiaochushenglai。
jijiazheiliangjiedikezhenhaopian，zheimeqingeryijudejiubazijijimaile，shangbeizitadaodishizenmebeizheizhongrenjipiandetuantuanzhuandeni？
真是好笑死了。
zaijizhekakadeshanguangdenghejijiaxiongmeiyuanhendemuguangzhixia，yexiaoxiaozhijieshenshoudalegeche，manyideyangzhangerqu。