第1章 别怕,我来救你了(1969字)

“你们不得好死!”

hunandemishizhong,luonanyijindingzhejugaolinxiazhanzaizijimianqiandelinxianrouhejixiabai,muziyulie。

tarenyoutielianlachezhejifu,zhengzhazhexiangchongshangqupinming,jieguoqueshibeijixiabaihenhenchuaileyijiao。

“**,jiupingniyexiangshanghairourou?”nanrenhuayubingleng,kecongqian,tashilianbanjuzhonghuadoubuhuiduiluonanyishuode。

“xiexiejigege,”linxianroulikewanshangjixiabaideshou,xiaoniaoyirendikaozaitashenshang,shengyinjiaomei,“duokuijigegebangwolanxiazheigefengnvren,buranyitaneiyaochirendeyangzi,rouroukendinghuibeishangdao。”

……

neiyibianshinongqingmiyi,zheiyitou,luonanyiganjuezijidewuzangliufudouyaobeizhensuile。

tatulekouxue,rupobuyibandieluohuidishang。

xiongkoumanyanzhezhixideteng,kezheitengyuanyuanbujitadezhizhenxianghoudebanfen!

zijishijinianxingyingbulidehaoguimilinxianrou,jingbaozangzheyikelangziyexin,tagenbenbushiyinweisangfuerjirenlixiadeyongrenzhinv,fandaoshiluonanyideshushu——luojialaoerluohaodenver。

linxianrouzhefuzailuojiabingpianquzijidexinrenzheimeduonian,jiushiweilebangzhuluohaoqintunluojiadeyiqie,jiuzhanquechao。

haiyoujixiabai,luonanyijiangshixianyidaoyilianlengmodenanrenshenshang。

he,zheijiushitapengchuyikexinquxihuandenanren,wanqianshaonvzhuichongdeguominouxiang。

jiranzaoyishilinxianroudequnxiazhichen,hebijichuneimeduoyoujihuidecuojue,renyouzijiyuexianyueshen?

linxianrouyibianwanzhejixiabai,yibianjugaolinxiadizhushizheluonanyi,yanmouzhongjinshinenggoujiangshuidongjiechengbingdelengmo,ruoshizixikan,hainengfaxiantayandikepadefengkuang。

xianzaideluonanyishenshangdaochushibianhen,cengjingmingyandongrendelianzaoyibeiyingshengshengdihuahua。

haiyouneishuangzaiyishushangchuchunianyatadeshouzhi,yebeiyigengenzheduan,wufaduizijigouchengrenheweixie。

zhenkelian,zhenbeiwei,huoxiangyizhijuewangqiedijiandelouyi!

erzheixiedoushitalinxianrourenrufuzhongduoniandejiezuo。

“zezeze,luonanyi,nikezhenchun,yaobushiwoshuoshenmenijiuxinshenme,luochenghenanyaoneiliangge**zenmehuisini?”

wenyan,luonanyizhandouzhechun,bukezhixindihoudao:“niduiwobamatamenzuoleshenme?!”

linxianrouzhuzailuojiazheimeduonian,congweibeikuidaiguo,fangjianshenzhidouyoule“linxianrouzailuojiadediweijinciyuluonanyi”dechuanyan。

tadanfanyouyidingdianerliangxin,doubugaishuochu**zheiyangdehua。

“hahahahaha,biejia,wodangranhuijinikan,”linxianroukuaiyidixiaolexiao,tacaozuoshouji,mishineidedapingmudunshiliangleqilai,“wobuguoshiguyifangchuleyidianernidexiaoxi,tamenjinghaizhendedanqiangpimaganlaile,zeze,zhenshiweida。”

huamianzhong,luochenghenanyaobeijinjinbangzaiyizishang,renshouzhebeilinxianrouhejixiabaiyonglirengexiapiroudetongku。

xianxuesiyidechangjingkanbigudaidejixing。

neishengyin,jiusuangezhepingmudounengrangrenkongjuhaipa。

gaiyouduotong?gaiyouduohen?

keluochenghenanyaoquanchengmeiweizijiqiurao,faneryizaiyangqiuzheiduizhananzhanvbuyaoshanghailuonanyi。

dingzhepingmulidehuamian,luonanyiyaoya,tadeshentiyinweijizhidejuewangyufennuzhandouzhe,renyouleishuihunzazhexueshuiluoxia。

linxianrouhejixiabaijuranbuguanggansharen,haiganyongrucicanwurendaodefangshi!

“keshiweishenme,mingmingnidouzaiwosuanjihaodeguijishangxingshi,simopeihaishifeinibuke!”haosirengjiubujieqi,linxianrouyoushangqianshuaileluonanyiyigeerguang。

houzhebeidadepianguoletou,erzhongjinshihongmingsheng,xianxueyeshunzhezuijiaohualuo。

zheihuierlinxianrouzhongyudunxialai,tanieqiluonanyidexiaba,qiangpotayangwangziji,jinjiezheyadishengyinshuodao:“ruguobushinizheigebaiyueguang,tazenmehuiliankandoubukanwoyiyan?”

“edui,nihaibuzhidaoba?dangnianjiuniderengenbenbushijixiabai,ershisimopei。”

“zaineicitouzifengbozhonghuzhuluojiaderenyeshisimopei。”

“rangniyeyeluohuguochehuojinyiyuandezuikuihuoshougengbushisimopei,xiangfan,ruobushitasheshenxiangjiu,luohuguoneigelaobusideshibimingsangdangchang,nanengzaihoulaijiwoneimeduozuai!”

“he,yezhiyounihuifangzhezheimeyouxiudenanrenbuyao,pinshangxingminglihun。”

“rouer,shijianchabuduole,”jixiabaiditoukanleyanmingguishoubiao,suihoulanzhulinxianroudejianbang,“zanmendayingguobazheigechunhuoliujitajiejue。”

tingdaozheihua,yuanbenhaixiangzaishuoxieshenmedelinxianroulikebilekou,tachaofengdikanleyanluonanyi,youyazhuanshen。

“luonanyi,linsiqianzaisongniyifendali,buyaotaiganxiewomen。”

……

huoyancongyikexiaoxiaodehuoxingdezhujianxingchenglexiongxiongdahuo,zhuoredewenduzhikaozheluonanyishanghenleileideshenqu。

tadeshenshangjinjinbangzheyipaizhadan,daojishide“didi”shengbuduanxiangzhe。

果真是惊喜!

jitabangshangzhadanderenbushibieren,zhengshiduitawuweibuzhidehaogegeluoxijin——luochenghenanyaodeyangzi。

gangkaishiluonanyihaixiangzhuazhuzuihouyigendaocaoyiyangqingqiuluoxijinkanzaixiongmeiyichangdefenshangjiujiuta,daozuihouzhinengxiesidilidizhiwenluoxijinweiheyaozheiyangzuo。

tadefumudoubeizheiduizhananjiannvhaisile,mingmingluoxijinhetagaishibicizuihoudeqinren,keshiweishenme,jiulianluoxijinyechengweilebangxiong……

luonanyizhongyubishangleyan。

“一一!”

huanghuzhijian,tahaoxiangtingdaoleneigenanrendeshengyin。

yucitongshi,linxianroushuodeyiqiedouzaitanaohaizhongqingxiqilai。

ruguodangchucongshuizhongjiuchutaderenshisimopei,ruguoshiluojiamianyuluobaiderenshisimopei,ruguomianlijiuxiatayeyederenshisimopei……

neitazheixieniandekangzhengwuyishiyichangxiaohua——yuemoweiwu,jiangmozhuashenxiangsuoyouaitaderendexiaohua!

dengluonanyihuishen,rumudejingzhendeshita。

cike,zheigenanrenjinjindibaozheziji,renpinghuoyankenyaozaishenshang。

“simopei,nizoua,nizou!”chajuedaosimopeishitutizijijiekaitieliandedongzuo,luonanyizhengzhazhexiangjiangtatuikai。

“yiyi,biepa,wolaijiunile。”