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linjingaokao,womenbanzhuanlaixinbanzhang,tashigaokaozhuangyuanmiaozi,shishiai‘jiangdaoli’。
wanzixishiwochoukongjijigexueshengjiangjiecuoti,taquedangchangzhiwen:
“jiaoyujubushishuobuyunxukewaifudaoma?nizenmeganweifanguiding?”
yinweibanliyoulieshizinv,worangxueshengtianxiejiafenziliao,taquezaigaosanjiazhanghuishangdangzhongwenwo:
“niweishenmejitongxuezouteshujiafentongdao,shiyinweishouquledalianghuiluma?”
jiazhangjuedewoweiguijiafen,zaijiaoyujudanao,shuowoshouhui,woyincibeiquxiaolejiaoshizhichengpingxuan。
gaokaoqianyitian,wogulihuanyouyiyuzhengdexuesheng,shuotayidingnengkaoshanghaodaxue。
banzhangdangzhequanbandemianshuo:“tafabinglelianbidaonabuwen,haiyoujingshenbing,niweishenmepiantanengkaoshangdaxue?”
xueshengshoulezhongda**,gaokaodangtiantiaolouzishale。
jiazhangjuedeshiwoxiaoyuanbalingletadehaizi,kaizhedahuochezaikaochangwaijiangwozhuangsi。
zaizhengyan,wohuidaolexinbanzhangzhiwenwozenmeganweiguifudaodeneiyitian。
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“jianglaoshi,jiaoyujubushishuobuyunxukewaifudaoma?nizenmeyaoweifanguiding?”
linmiaomiaodeshengyinyichuxian,woshunjiantoupifama
wozhengzhengzhanzaijiangtaishang,baichidenglengdeciyan,zhuoshanghaiyoumeijiangwandeshuxueti。
yanqianshisansigezaidengwodayidexuesheng,erbianqueshilinmiaomiaodejianruisangyin。
“niweifanguidingle,nizhidaoma?nizheishifeifabuke!”
下课铃响了。
neiyimiao,woxinzangzhongzhongyisuo。
我死过一次。
gaokaoqianyitian,wobeijiazhangkaihuochezhuangsizaikaochangmenkou。
erwosiqian,beiyanqianzheiweijiangdaolide“gaokaozhuangyuanmiaozi”yongyiju“niweishenmeyaopianyigejingshenbingrentanengkaodaxue”dingzaidaodechiruzhushang。
xianzai,wozhonghuidaolezheiyichangemengdeqianyigeyue。
linmiaomiaokanwomeihuiying,jixukaojin,yiziyidun:“jianglaoshi,nibujieshiyixiama?niweishenmeyaowushiwo?”
wolandelita,baoqijiangzhuoshangdejifenshijuan,jiaoneijigeyouwentidexuesheng。
“lai,daobangongshi,womenjixujiang。”
taxianranbeiwodewushi**daole,lianyichen。
tayiweiwohaishineigerentananie、beitacaokongdejianglaoshi?
taweisuiwochongjinbangongshi,zhigaoqiangdizhanwobangongzhuoqian。
yanshensaoguozhengzaifudaoxueshengdeqitalaoshi,sisididingzhewo。
“jianglaoshiniwushiwo,shixinxuleduiba?nidaodichengbuchengrennizaifeifabuke?”
woditoujixueshengjiangjuanzi,zhijiedangmeitingjian。
“nizheishitaobizeren!woshenweibanzhang,youyiwuzhichunidewenti!”
takaishibagaoyinliang,henhendipaidawozhengzaijiangjiedeshijuan。
qitalaoshifenfentaitou,shenqingbunaidikanzhe‘jiangdaoli’delinmiaomiao。
meirenshuohua,zhenggebangongshiguiyidichenmoxialai。
“nibuhuiyingwo,jiushimorenle!”
linmiaomiaobijin,shengyinjiandejihuhuapowoermo。
“woxianzaizhengshijubaonifeifakewaifudao,weifanjiaoyujuguiding!”
wozaiyebuxiangren,bashoulidehongbiwangzhuoshangyipai。
“啪”一声脆响。
xueshenghedeyidou,linmiaomiaoyedunzhule,tameixiangdaoyixiangwenrouhaoshuohuadewo,huifanji。
wotaitou,qiangrenzhexinzhongdefenhen,pingjingdikanzheta。
“niyaojubaojiuqu,buyonglaibangongshitongzhiwo!wobugenqingxubuwendingdexueshengjiangdaoli。”
“wozheishizhengchangjiaoxueshijian,zaixuexiaofudaoxuesheng,meiyouweifanrenheguiding!”
“nishuosheiqingxubuwending!”
tanaoxiuchengnu,henhendidengzhewo:“nizheishixiaoyuanbaling!wobuguoshizaibangshoudaopohaidetongxue,nipingshenmewushiwo?”
我冷笑一声。
“nizaichenshushishi?shangcinibaquanbantongxuesanniandebijiquanrengdiao,nandaoyeshizaibangtongxue?niyigegangzhuanlaidechabansheng,pingshenmechashouquanbanfuxijihua?”
tayanshenyishan,haizaizuiying。
“woshizaiweidajiahao,gaokaozhuanjiadoushuole,gaokaoqianbuyaotaijiaolv,buyaokantaiduobiji!”
“neinishibushiyegaiweirengdiaoquanbanbijidehouguofuze?”
woshengyinbuda,danjujuzhichuoyaohai。
“nishuozijishigaokaozhuangyuanmiaozi,tiantianzaibanlizhuanyou,dingzhewojigejianzishenghuanweizhi,hetamen‘gongtongjinbu’?jieguoni?nitiantianzaijiaoshizhizaozaoyin,yingxiangqitatongxuedexuexi!”
taliansekaishibengbuzhu,wobubujinbi。
“niquantamenbiekanbiji,shuogaokaoqianyaofangsong,wokannizijikezhuoshangkeshiduijirushandebiji!”
“neishitamensannianzanxialaidexuexibiji,meibenbijibeihou,shitongxuemenlingchenwudianbandezaodu,shitongxiaogaicuo,shiwushugezaishijuanshangpizhugaizhengdexinxue!”