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linjingaokao,womenbanzhuanlaixinbanzhang,tashigaokaozhuangyuanmiaozi,shishiai‘jiangdaoli’。

wanzixishiwochoukongjijigexueshengjiangjiecuoti,taquedangchangzhiwen:

“jiaoyujubushishuobuyunxukewaifudaoma?nizenmeganweifanguiding?”

yinweibanliyoulieshizinv,worangxueshengtianxiejiafenziliao,taquezaigaosanjiazhanghuishangdangzhongwenwo:

“niweishenmejitongxuezouteshujiafentongdao,shiyinweishouquledalianghuiluma?”

jiazhangjuedewoweiguijiafen,zaijiaoyujudanao,shuowoshouhui,woyincibeiquxiaolejiaoshizhichengpingxuan。

gaokaoqianyitian,wogulihuanyouyiyuzhengdexuesheng,shuotayidingnengkaoshanghaodaxue。

banzhangdangzhequanbandemianshuo:“tafabinglelianbidaonabuwen,haiyoujingshenbing,niweishenmepiantanengkaoshangdaxue?”

xueshengshoulezhongda**,gaokaodangtiantiaolouzishale。

jiazhangjuedeshiwoxiaoyuanbalingletadehaizi,kaizhedahuochezaikaochangwaijiangwozhuangsi。

zaizhengyan,wohuidaolexinbanzhangzhiwenwozenmeganweiguifudaodeneiyitian。

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“jianglaoshi,jiaoyujubushishuobuyunxukewaifudaoma?nizenmeyaoweifanguiding?”

linmiaomiaodeshengyinyichuxian,woshunjiantoupifama

wozhengzhengzhanzaijiangtaishang,baichidenglengdeciyan,zhuoshanghaiyoumeijiangwandeshuxueti。

yanqianshisansigezaidengwodayidexuesheng,erbianqueshilinmiaomiaodejianruisangyin。

“niweifanguidingle,nizhidaoma?nizheishifeifabuke!”

下课铃响了。

neiyimiao,woxinzangzhongzhongyisuo。

我死过一次。

gaokaoqianyitian,wobeijiazhangkaihuochezhuangsizaikaochangmenkou。

erwosiqian,beiyanqianzheiweijiangdaolide“gaokaozhuangyuanmiaozi”yongyiju“niweishenmeyaopianyigejingshenbingrentanengkaodaxue”dingzaidaodechiruzhushang。

xianzai,wozhonghuidaolezheiyichangemengdeqianyigeyue。

linmiaomiaokanwomeihuiying,jixukaojin,yiziyidun:“jianglaoshi,nibujieshiyixiama?niweishenmeyaowushiwo?”

wolandelita,baoqijiangzhuoshangdejifenshijuan,jiaoneijigeyouwentidexuesheng。

“lai,daobangongshi,womenjixujiang。”

taxianranbeiwodewushi**daole,lianyichen。

tayiweiwohaishineigerentananie、beitacaokongdejianglaoshi?

taweisuiwochongjinbangongshi,zhigaoqiangdizhanwobangongzhuoqian。

yanshensaoguozhengzaifudaoxueshengdeqitalaoshi,sisididingzhewo。

“jianglaoshiniwushiwo,shixinxuleduiba?nidaodichengbuchengrennizaifeifabuke?”

woditoujixueshengjiangjuanzi,zhijiedangmeitingjian。

“nizheishitaobizeren!woshenweibanzhang,youyiwuzhichunidewenti!”

takaishibagaoyinliang,henhendipaidawozhengzaijiangjiedeshijuan。

qitalaoshifenfentaitou,shenqingbunaidikanzhe‘jiangdaoli’delinmiaomiao。

meirenshuohua,zhenggebangongshiguiyidichenmoxialai。

“nibuhuiyingwo,jiushimorenle!”

linmiaomiaobijin,shengyinjiandejihuhuapowoermo。

“woxianzaizhengshijubaonifeifakewaifudao,weifanjiaoyujuguiding!”

wozaiyebuxiangren,bashoulidehongbiwangzhuoshangyipai。

“啪”一声脆响。

xueshenghedeyidou,linmiaomiaoyedunzhule,tameixiangdaoyixiangwenrouhaoshuohuadewo,huifanji。

wotaitou,qiangrenzhexinzhongdefenhen,pingjingdikanzheta。

“niyaojubaojiuqu,buyonglaibangongshitongzhiwo!wobugenqingxubuwendingdexueshengjiangdaoli。”

“wozheishizhengchangjiaoxueshijian,zaixuexiaofudaoxuesheng,meiyouweifanrenheguiding!”

“nishuosheiqingxubuwending!”

tanaoxiuchengnu,henhendidengzhewo:“nizheishixiaoyuanbaling!wobuguoshizaibangshoudaopohaidetongxue,nipingshenmewushiwo?”

我冷笑一声。

“nizaichenshushishi?shangcinibaquanbantongxuesanniandebijiquanrengdiao,nandaoyeshizaibangtongxue?niyigegangzhuanlaidechabansheng,pingshenmechashouquanbanfuxijihua?”

tayanshenyishan,haizaizuiying。

“woshizaiweidajiahao,gaokaozhuanjiadoushuole,gaokaoqianbuyaotaijiaolv,buyaokantaiduobiji!”

“neinishibushiyegaiweirengdiaoquanbanbijidehouguofuze?”

woshengyinbuda,danjujuzhichuoyaohai。

“nishuozijishigaokaozhuangyuanmiaozi,tiantianzaibanlizhuanyou,dingzhewojigejianzishenghuanweizhi,hetamen‘gongtongjinbu’?jieguoni?nitiantianzaijiaoshizhizaozaoyin,yingxiangqitatongxuedexuexi!”

taliansekaishibengbuzhu,wobubujinbi。

“niquantamenbiekanbiji,shuogaokaoqianyaofangsong,wokannizijikezhuoshangkeshiduijirushandebiji!”

“neishitamensannianzanxialaidexuexibiji,meibenbijibeihou,shitongxuemenlingchenwudianbandezaodu,shitongxiaogaicuo,shiwushugezaishijuanshangpizhugaizhengdexinxue!”