重生后,手撕极端环保的实习生第一章

xinlaideshixishengyexiaoxiaoshigehuanbaozhuyizhe。

chuchadingdegaotiepiao,wodianfulequanbufeiyong。

tazhudongqubaoxiao,huilaihouquedijiwoyitazhoubabadelingqian。

“xueranjie,weilehuanbaowomenbugaizuogaotie,tanpaifangtaigaole,suoyiwozhibaoxiaolezhangtulvpihuochedeyingzuopiaoqian,zheishiniyingdedefene。”

“jiudiandeyicixingtuoxieheyashuaniyongle,zheiduihuanjingshijudadefudan,zheibufenchengyijingcongnibaoxiaodefangfeilikouchule。”

“nimeitianxizaochaoguoshifenzhong,langfeileduoshaoshuiziyuan?zheibi‘huanjingbuchangfei’yedekouchulai,juanjihuanbaojigou。”

wodaitazuoxiangmu,tazhifuzejibangongshilvzhijiaoshuihexuanchuan“wuzhihuabangong”,queyizhengciyanyaoqiujiangjinpingfen。

“xueranjie,zheicichenggongshiyinweiwojianxinglelvselinian,zheifen‘lvsejiangjin’womenyinggaigongxiang!”

tongshimenquanwo,shuotanianqing,youhuanbaolixiangshihaoshi,rangwoduobaorong。

我心软了。

zhidaotaweilesuoweide“huanbaopinggu”,daozhishubaiwandehuopinzaicangchutuzhongshouchaosunhui,xuyaopeichangyibaiwan。

她流着眼泪对我说。

“xueranjie,weilediqiudehuanjing,zheidianxishengshizhidede。”

“zerenwomengongdanba,nizilishen,yibaiwannichu,wofuzegenkehuchanshuhuanbaoliniankeyima?”

wojujueletahuangmiudetiyi,taquebawodexinzangyaoyaohuanchenglejiangyayao,haiwozhijieyanleqi。

erwofumulingqusiwangpeichangjinshi,tayihuanbaodemingyi,yaoqiugongsiyitanjifendefangshizhifu。

haibawozuoweihuanbaodefanmianjiaocaidaochuxuanjiang,rangwosihoumubeidoubeirenpofen。

zaizhengyan,wohuidaoletanazheneitalingqian,xiaomimizouxiangwodeneiyike。

zheiyici,woyaorangsuoyourendoushenketihuiyixia,yexiaoxiaoneitao“huanbao”deweili。

1

“xueranjie,chuchabaoxiaobanhaola!zheishinidebufen,womendouyinggaiweihuanbaojinyifenlini!”

yexiaoxiaoqingcuiyouchongmanshiminggandeshengyinzaierbianxiangqi。

wokanzhetadiguolaideneidiejihunengwendaomeiweidelingqian,jiyiruchaoshuibanyonghui。

shangyishi,wojiushijielezheidieqian,morenletadewaili。

houlai,zongjianrangwodaitazuozhongyaodexinpinfabuxiangmu。

tashenmezhengshibugan,zhengtianzhuizaitongshihoumianfenleilaji,jinyongkongdiao。

shenzhibakehudailaidekafeimeishou,yinweishiyicixingzhibei。

tagaoshengchangdaowuzhihuabangong,burangwodayinwenjian,zijiquedayinlechengduihualihushaodehuanbaochangyishu,aigegongweifa。

xiangmuchenggonghou,jiangjinyibaiershiwan。

tadiyishijiantiaochulai,shengchengxiangmudechenggongyuanyutatuixingle“ditanbangongmoshi”。

yincijiangjinbixupingfen,yongyu“zhichitadehuanbaoshiye”。

woshaoyouchiyi,tongshimenbianweiguolai。

“xiaoxiaozheimeyouhuanbaoyishi,tainandele!”

“shiaxueran,zheidianqianduiwomenmeishenme,danduihuanbaoshiyeyiyizhongda!”

我心软了。

jieguo,zailingyigexiangmuzhong,taweilezhengming“kejiangjiecailiaodeshiyongxing”。

weijingyunxuhuandiaolekehuzhidingdefangshuibaozhuang,daozhijiazhishubaiwandechanpindabufenjinshuibaofei,xuyaopeichangyibaiwan。

takuzheqiuwogongtongchengdan。

“xueranjie,zheidoushiweilehuanbaoerfuchudebiyaodaijia,zheidianxishengshizhidede。”

“wocongjingongsijiushinidaidewo,zerenwomengongdanba,nizilishen,yibaiwannichu,woqugenkehuchanshuhuanbaoliniankeyima?”

wojujueletahuangmiudetiyi,talimawuzheliandaku。

“xueranjie,nizenmenengzheiyangmeiyouzerenxin,haiqifuwoyigexinren!”

houwanzheiyijutajiupaolechuqu。

zheifanbiaoyanlikeyinlaichenshuqihelitingtingdeweiguanheshengyuan。

“xueran,niyetailengxueleba?xiaoxiaoyeshiweilehuanbaolixianga!”

“duia,yidiantongqingxindoumeiyou,yanlijiuzhidaoqian,qifuyigexiaoguniangsuanshenmebenshi!”

ranerwowanwanmeixiangdao,wodejujuehetongshide“jiahaoxin”rangyexiaoxiaogengjiasiwujidan。

2

tajuranbawodexinzangbingyao,huanchenglebuzhinalinonglaidetianrancaobenjiangyayao。

daozhiwochileyihouhuxikunnan,yexiaoxiaokandaowotongkudeyangzi,feidanmeiyoujiaojiuhuche,haidashengtiyi。

“jiuhucheqiyouranshaohuichanshengdaliangtanpaifang,weilejixueranjiejide,womenqizixingchesongtaquyiyuanba!”

zheiyangshengmingguantiandedashi,jurandedaolechenshuqitamenderenke。

jiuzheiyang,wozaitamen“huanbao”dehusongzhong,yanxialezuihouyikouqi。

erwonianmaidefumubeitongyujuelaigongsibanlishouxu,xiangyaolingquwodesiwangpeichangjinshi。

yexiaoxiaoyouzhanlechulai,daizheyiqunsuoweide“huanbaozhiyuanzhe”,shuowojiushiyinweibuzhichihuanbao,caihuizaodaobaoyingshiqushengming。

taqiangliejianyigongsijiangzheibipeichangjinyi“goumaitanjifen”huo“juanzengjimoulvsejijin”defangshizhifu。

shuozheiyangcainengzhenzhenggaoweiwodewangling,rangwoweidiqiuzuochuzuihoudegongxian。

gongsigaocengsuiranjuedehuangmiu,danyoupareshangbubiyaodeyulunmafan,peichangjindefafangliuchengyituozaituo。

wofumubujinshiqulenver,shenzhilianyidiandianjingjishangdeweijidouwufadedao。

zuihoutagenneiqunchengzantayoulixiangdetongshi,nazhewozhiqiandexiangmujiangjin,baojiqulebeiji。

haibawodangchenghuanbaodefanmianlizi,jiangjiqitarenting,daozhiwosihoumudidoubeirenpofen。

xiangdaozheili,wokanzheyexiaoxiaoneizhangchongmanzhengyigandelian,xiaole。

“xiaoxiao,nishuodedui。”

wojieguoneidielingqian,mantiaosilidishuleshu。

“huanbao,queshifeichangzhongyao。”

yexiaoxiaolianshangluchuyisideyi。

我话锋一转。

“danshi,nidejisuanfangshihaibugouhuanbao。”

她愣住了。

wonachushoujijisuanqi,shayoujieshidikaishisuan。

“nishuogaotietanpaifanggao,suoyiwomenbugaizuo,danlvpihuochesuduman,yunxingshijianzhang,zonghaodianliangweibidi,danweishijianneidetanpaifangxiaolv,huoxubigaotiehaicha。”

“zheibizhang,nisuanqingchulema?”

叶筱筱张了张嘴。

我继续。

“nishuojiudianyicixingyongpinyoufudan,dannishenshangzheijianmianmayifu,zhongzhimianhuahaofeideshuiziyuan、fangzhipiaoranchanshengdewuran,yuangaoyuyitaosuliaoyashua。”

“nishibushiyinggaixianbayifudechengbenjuanjihuanbaozuzhi?”

她的脸色开始发白。

“haiyou,nimeitianhuxipaifangeryanghuatan,shiyongshoujidiannaoxiaohaodianli,zheixie‘shengcuntanpaifang’he‘shuzitanzuji’,nishibushiyinggaixianweizijijisuanyibihuanbaoshui,juanchuqu?”

pangbiandetongshichenshuqihelitingtingkanbuxiaqule。

“xueran,nitaiguofenleba!xiaoxiaoyeshihaoxin,nizenmenengzheimejinjinjijiao?”

“jiushi,yidianhuanbaoyishidoumeiyou,jiuzhidaoqianqianqian!”

wokanzhezheiliangweishangyishide“laoshuren”,xiaole。

“e?nimenzheimezhichixiaoxiaodehuanbaolinian?neitaihaole。”

我看向叶筱筱。

“xiaoxiao,nikan,shuqijiehetingtingjiezheimerentongni,yihounidesuoyouhuanbaochangyihehuodong,tamenyidinghuiquanlicanyubingfentanchengbende,duiba?”

chenshuqihelitingtingdebiaoqingshunjianjiangleyixia。

yexiaoxiaoqueyanjingyiliang,fangfozhaodaolezhiyin。

“zhendema?shuqijie,tingtingjie!taihaole!wozhenghaoyouyige‘bangongshilingfeiqi’jihuaxuyaoqidongzijin!”

neiliangrendunshizhizhiwuwuqilai。

womeizailihui,baqianhaijita,naqibaoxiaodan。

“wodebaoxiao,haishiwozijizhaocaiwuzhongxinbaoba。”

“bijingzhenzhengdehuanbaoshijingzhunjisuan,erbushihutudirangbierenchikui,duibaxiaoxiao?”

shuowan,wojingzhizouxiangcaiwubu。

yexiaoxiaokanzhewodebeiying,yanshenlishanguoyisiyuandui。

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meiduojiu,gongsijieleyigedaxinghuanbaozhutidegongyixiangmu,zongjianzaicizhidingwofuze。

叶筱筱立刻凑上来。

“xueranjie!zheigexiangmutaishihewole!rangwojiaruba,wokeyiquebaozhenggexiangmuliuchengdoufuhezuigaohuanbaobiaozhun!”

woxiangqishangyishitayeshizheibanshuoci,jieguozhijiebaxiangmujiaohuang。

“bubile,zheigexiangmuzhuanyexinghenqiang,xuyaodeshizhixinglihejingyan,bushikongtanlinian。”

我直接拒绝。

yexiaoxiaolikehongleyankuang,shengyingengyan。

“xueranjie,nishibushixianqiwobushizhuanyechushende?kewoyouyikeweilediqiudexina,huanbaoshisuoyourendezeren!”

zongjianwenshengerlai,youshiyidunhexini。

“xiaoxuea,xiaoxiaoyoureqingshihaoshima!rangtagenzhexuexixuexi,yenengweixiangmuzengtianlv**cai!”

woshenzhizongjianshouleyexiaoxiaojiaqinqidehaochu,caiduitalvlvzongrong。

我笑了笑。

“zongjian,jiranninzheimekanhaoxiaoxiao,neiwoyougejianyi。”

“shuqihetingtingzuijinxiangmubuduo,erqietamenfeichangrentongxiaoxiaodelinian,rangxiaoxiaojiarutamenzu,yidingnengpengzhuangchugengduode‘lvsehuohua’,batamenneigexiaoxiangmuzuochenghuanbaodianfan。”

zongjianyiting,juedeyouli,likepaiban。

chenshuqihelitingtingshayanle,gangxiangfanbo,jiubeizongjianyiju“yaozhichinianqingrenhuanbaolixiang”dulehuiqu。

yexiaoxiaodaoshihenkaixin,juedezhaodaole“zhitongdaohe”dehuoban。

wokanzhetamensangeqiangyanhuanxiaodizucheng“huanbaoxiaozu”,xinlimonian。

好戏开场了。

yexiaoxiaodedaolai,rangchenshuqihelitingtingdexiangmuzu“lvyiangran”。

taxianshiyaoqiusuoyourenbixushiyongtazhidingdegaojia“huanbaowenju”,feiyongjuntan。

jiezheyouchangyi“sushiri”,bing“tiexin”diweidajiadinggouleangguideyoujisushishala。

当然,费用AA。

tashenzhijisuanmeigerenhuchudeeryanghuatan,yaoqiudajiagoumaitanjifenlaidixiao。

……

chenshuqihelitingtingjiaokubudie,dangchutamenyonglaidaodebangjiawodeshuoci,rujinquanchenglezazijijiaodeshitou。

“xiaoxiao,zheigeyoujishalayetaiguile……”

“shuqijie,weilediqiushengtai,zheidiantouzishizhidede!nandaonidejiankanghaiburuyikuainiupaizhiqianma?”

“xiaoxiao,tanjifenmeibiyaotiantianmaiba?”

“tingtingjie,tanpaifangkeshimeishimeikedouzaifasheng!womenbunengziqiqirena!”

tamenliangjihumeitiandouzaisixiabaoyuan,queyoubugandangmianfanbo,shengpabeikoushang“buhuanbao”demaozi。

xiangmuhuibaoriqianyitian,yexiaoxiaoweiletixian“jizhihuanbao”,shanzijiangxiangmufangandedianzibanhuibao,gaichengle“wudianmoshi”。

tadayinlesuoyoupptneirong,bingshengchengshiyongleyizhong“teshuhuanbaomoshui”he“zaishengzhi”。

jieguo,diertianhuibaoshi,touyingyiyizhao。

neixieyongsuowei“huanbaomoshui”dayindetubiaogenbenkanbuqing,zhizhangyeyinweizhiliangtaicha,zaikehushoulizhanleyishouhui。

汇报一塌糊涂。

kehufeichangbuman,gongsisunshilezheigezhongyaokehu,sanrendoubeikoulebannianjiangjin。

benyiweiwoyijingshibuguanjile,meixiangdaoyexiaoxiaohuigujizhongshi。

4

zheici,tadaizhechenshuqihelitingtingyiqizhaodaolewo。

“xueranjie,zheicihuibaoshibai,shiyinweiwomenguoyuzhuiqiuhuanbaolinianle。”

叶筱筱泪眼汪汪。

“danhuanbaomeiyoucuo!cuozaiwomenbugoujianchi!suoyiweilewomenzhiaidediqiu,womenjuedingjiarunidexiangmu,jianchiweihuanbaochuyifenli!”

chenshuqihelitingtingyelianmangdiantou。

“shiaxueran,nishiqianbei,nijiudangjixinrenyigejihui!”

我笑了。

“huibaoshinimenzuode,cailiaoshixiaoxiaozhunbeide,xiangmushinimenzude,xianzaichulewentihewoyoushenmeguanxi?”

“怎么没关系!”

叶筱筱理直气壮。

“ruguonidangchurangwojiarunidedaxiangmu,wojiunengzaigengdadepingtaishangshijianhuanbaolinian,jiubuhuizaizheigexiaoxiangmushangyongliguomengle!”

“guigenjiedi,shinidejujue,daozhilewodeshiwu!niyinggaifuzhuyaozeren!”

陈书琪深以为然。

“duia!xueran,niyaoshidaqiyidian,nayouzheixieshi!”

李婷婷也帮腔。

“jiushi,xianzaiwomenjiaru,niyesuanjianggongbuguole!”

wojianzhiyaobeitamendeluojiqixiao,yexiaoxiaoqueturanputongyishengguixiale。

“xueranjie!qiunile!zaijiwoyicijihuiba!wozhidaoshangcishiwocuole,zheicirangwojiarunidexiangmu,woyidingquanchengdoutingnide,haohaoxuexi,juebuzizuozhuzhangle!”

总监闻声而来。

“zenmehuishi?chaochaorangrangdexiangshenmeyangzi!”

yexiaoxiaofangfokandaolejiuxing,guizhezhuanxiangzongjian,kudelihuadaiyu。

“zongjian,wozhishixianggenzhexueranjiexuexi,weixiangmujinyifenli,mibuwozhiqiandeguocuo……wozhidaoxueranjieshipawozaichucuo,wobaozhengbuhuile!”

chenshuqiganjin“keguan”chenshu。

“zongjian,xiaoxiaoshizhenxinxiangjinbu,taiduduochengkena。”

陆怡然点头。

“shiazongjian,rangwomengenzhexuejiexuexue,yenengkuaidianchengzhangqilai。”

zongjianzuichi“nulishangjin”zheiyitao,genghekuangtabenjiupiantanyexiaoxiao,yushibuguwodefandui,dashouyihui。

“haolexueran!nianqingrenyoushangjinxinshihaoshi!nizuoweiqianbei,yaoyourongrenzhi,jiuzheimedingle,rangtamenjiarunidexiangmuzu,niduodaidai。”

woxinzhonglengxiao,guoranhelishiguijiyiyang,tahaishijijinlewodexiangmu。

wozhidao,tajuefeizhenxingaiguo。

ershikanzhonglezheigexiangmudezhongyaoxing,xiangzailaifenyibeigeng,shenzhizaicijianxingtaneitaojiduande“huanbaolinian”。

wozhinengwunaijieshou,quehaishiduoliuleyigexinyan。

zaijiaohuodeqianyitianwanshang,qixiangyubaohanjiandebaoyuruqierzhi。

baoyuqingpen,cangkucquguoranyinweipaishuibuchangfashengleqingweijinshui。

jingguojinjipaicha,kehudaibiaohezongjianliansetieqingdifaxian,daliangbaozhuanghebeipaolan,erlimiande“fangshui”neituojingranbianchengleyipengjiusuidezhijiang!

jiazhishubaiwandechanpinzhijiebaoluzaichaoqizhong,mianlinquanmiansunhuidefengxian!

“xueran!zheishizenmehuishi?!baozhuangzenmehuichuzheizhongwenti!”

总监勃然大怒。

yexiaoxiaoliketiaochulai,yilianjinghuanghekuijiu。

“zongjian,duibuqi!doushiwobuhao!woxiangyonggenghuanbaodebaozhuang,meikaolvxiayuyinsu!”

“danshi……xueranjieshixiangmuzongfuzeren,tameiyougaozhiwozheixiezhuyishixiang,yinggaifuyouzhuyaoguanlizeren……”

陈书琪马上接话。

“shiazongjian,xuejiebijingjingyanfengfu,zaozhidaoxiaoxiaoshixinren,yinggaigengzixihechade。”

陆怡然附和。

“zhuyaozerenqueshiyinggaizaifuzerenshenshang。”

zongjianjuedefeichangyoudaoli,ruilidemuguangkanxiangwo。

“xueran,zheicigongsidesunshi,nibixuyirenchengdanquanbuzeren!”

kanzhetamenyichangyihedechoutai,wofeidanmeiyoujinghuang,fanerxiaole。

wopingjingdikanxiangzongjianhekehudaibiao。

“anzhaonimendeshuofa,chulewentizerenzaiwozheigefuzerenshenshang,neimewoxiangqingwenruguoxiangmuwanmeijiaofu,meiyourenhepilou,suoyoudejiangjinshibushiyegaiyouwozheigezerenrenquanenazou?”

5

yijuhua,rangzongjianheyexiaoxiaodengrendouyezhule!

“这……”

总监一时语塞。

yexiaoxiaoyanzhujizhuan,takanlekanpangbiancangkulineixieyinweitade“huanbaocailiao”erpaolandebaozhuangxiang。

youkanlekanwo,dudingzheipihuokendingquanwanle,jueduibukenengwanmeijiaofu。

talikeqiangxianbiaotai,yuqibiandewubishenmingdayi。

“xueranjieshuodedui!xiangmuruguochenggong,dangranshixueranjieyigerendegonglao!”

“womenzhishilaixuexi,laishijianwodehuanbaoliniande,congmeixiangguoyaofenzouxuejiedegonglao,shuqijienimenshuoshibushi?”

“zheicichulewenti,yeshuomingwodelinianhaixuyaowanshan,yihouwohuizhuyide。”

tashuozheyouxuanranyuqi,shitubaguyipohuaibaozhuangdanhualinianfenqi。

chenshuqihelitingtinglikexinlingshenhui,ganjinfuhe。

“shiashia,xuejie,zhuyaogonglaodangranshinide。”

“womenjiushidaxiashoude,conglaimeixiangguoyaofenjiangjin。”

tamenxinxiang,fanzhenghuodoulanle,pidejiangjindoumeiyoule。

haiburuxianzaishuodianpiaolianghua,bazijizhaiganjing,rangwoyigerenbeixiazheibaiwandejuguo!

wodianlediantoukanxiangzongjian。

“zongjian,ninyetingdaole?tamendouchengrenxiangmuchenggongyufou,zerenherongyudouzaiwoyiren,yutamenwuguan,duiba?”

zongjiancikezhiqiuyourendanze,naliguanzheixiexijie,bunaifandihuishou。

“jirantamendouzheimeshuole,xueran,nishifuzeren,xianzaichubugujisunshiyibaiwan,jiucongniniandujiangjinhexiangmutichenglikouba。”

“好。”

jianwodianletou,yexiaoxiaotamenlianshangmingxiansonglekouqi。

erwoquezhuanshenduikehudaibiaozuolegeqingdeshoushi。

“zhangxiansheng,zheicidewentizhishigexiaoyiwai,danqingfangxin,guigongsidinggoudechanpin,anranwuyang,qingsuiwolai。”

zaizhongrenjingyibudingdemuguangzhong,wodaizhetamenzoudaolegebidebeiyongcangku。

damendakai,limianzhengzhengqiqi,ganganjingjing。

huojiaquanbubeiewaidiangao,shangmianyanyanshishigaizhefangshuibu,yixiangxiangchanpinbaozhuangwanhao,biaoshiqingxi——zhengshikehuzhidingdefangshuifangchaobaozhuang!

kehudaibiaoyanqianyiliang,likeshangqianjiancha,suijilianshangluchujidadexinweihezanshang。

“taihaole!xuejingli,nizhenshitaiyouyuanjianle!jurantiqianzuolezhuanyihefangshuicuoshi!”

qitarenzequandoumudengkoudai,rutongbeileipizhong。

yexiaoxiaogengshilianseshabai,sisiyaozhezuichun。

tawanwanmeixiangdao,wobujinyuliaodaolebaoyu,gengyuliaodaoletadepohuai,jingranzaojiuqiaoqiaozhuanyilezhenzhengdehuowu!

“zhei……zheizenmekeneng?!”

总监结巴了。

woyiweishenzhangdikanleyiyanneiduipaolandezhixiang。

“zuowanbaoyuyujingjibiehengao,weileyifangwanyi,woxiabanhoudairenlianyezhuanyilehexinchanpindaodishigenggaodebeiyongkufang,bingzuolefangshuichuli。”

“zhiyuyuanlaicangkulidezhishiyixiekonghehebaofeilingjian,zhenghaoceshiyixiamouzhong‘huanbaocailiao’defangshuixingneng,xianzaikanlai,guoranbuhege。”

项目完美交付。

kehufeichangmanyi,shenzhidangchangbiaoshihouxuhezuoyouxiankaolvwomentuandui。

gongsiduiwotuchudebiaoxianheyingjifanyingyuyibiaoyang,fafanglechushiwandexiangmutichengwai,haiewaiyoushiwanjiangjin。

biaozhanghuishang,wozuoweitougongzhezhanzaitaishang。

taixia,yexiaoxiaodeyanshenxiangcuileduyiyangdingzhewo。

chenshuqihelitingtingyeshimanliandejiduhehouhui,changzidouhuiqingle。

zaiwozhunbeifabiaoganyanshi,yexiaoxiaomengdizhanleqilai。

“zongjian,geweitongshi,woyouhuayaoshuo!”