重生后,手撕扶弟魔,脚踩绿茶表第1章

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林晚晴猛地睁开眼!

mingliangdebaiguangcidetamiqiyan——bushixingchoudeloudao,shigongsilinshibangongshi!zhuoshangbijibendiannaoliangzhe,youxiajiaoshijianciyan:2023nian6yue18ri,13:00!wendangbiaotilanheranxiezhe“jinshengdabianfangan-linwanqing”!

dabianshijian16:00!juliqianshideemeng,haiyou3xiaoshi!

重生!

tazuanjinquantou,zhijiaqiajinzhangxin——jianruidetongganchuanlai,bushimeng!zhijianhuaguoshoujiping,xiangceliquniandegongzuozhao、rilishangderiqi,quanzaiqueren:tazhendehuilaile!

“叮铃铃——”

shoujizhouxiang,laidianxianshi“ma”,heqianshifenhaobucha!linwanqingshenxiyikouqijietong,keyinayuanshouji——zhangguilanneimanhengdeshengyin,tazheibeizidouwangbule。

“linwanqing!ganjinzhunbei5wan!”zhangguilandehoushengzhichongermo,daizheminglingdejianrui,“nidiqianleduzhai,renjiashuozaibuhaijiukanshou!nixiangrangtachengcanfei?!”

shuxidehuashu,lianweixiedeyuqidoumeigai!linwanqingzhuoxiadeshouzuandezhijiefabai——qianshitahuangdedangchangdaying,haizhaotongshijiele2wan,xianzaizhijuedekexiao!

“ma,linhaoshangzhougangyaole2wanmaixinshouji。”tashengyinyichangpingjing,shenzhidailedianleng,“zenmecaiyizhou,youqian5wan?”

dianhuaneitoudunledun,zhangguilanxiangbeicaileweiba:“niguantazenmeqiande!tashinidi!nijiudebang!woyangnizheimeda,lian5wandoubukenna?nishibushibuxiao!xiangrangwosi!”

“不孝?”

linwanqingnaohaituranshanguosuipian——loudaolidexuebo、tuiguduanliedecuixiang、zhangguilandilinhaojiangtangshidewenrou,xinzangxiangbeizuanjin,zhijianfama!

【xitongtishi:jiancedaosuzhuqianglieqingxubodong,【yinguodongchaxitong】jihuochenggong!】

qingcuidejixieyinzhaxiangzainaohai,danlansebantoumingjiemianfuxianzaiyanqian,kejiganshizu:

【宿主:林晚晴】

【当前能力:

①yinguoxianchakan(chuji):kechakanmubiao3tianneiduisuzhudeeyixingwei(mubiaojuli≤5mihuotonghuazhongkechufa);

②guanjianjiedianyuzhi(chuji):keyuzhi24xiaoshineiguanjianweiji】

【shiyongxianzhi:meiri3ci,lengque1xiaoshi/ci;dangqiankeshiyongcishu:3/3】

xitong!jinshouzhizhendelaile!

“xitong,chakanzhangguilandeyinguoxian!”linwanqingzaixinlimonian。

【xitongtishi:yinguoxianchakanchufachenggong!mubiao:zhangguilan】

【近3天恶意行为:

1.bianzaolinhao“duzhaibeikanshou”huangyan(shijijinqian1wan),shengyu4wanjihuajiqingfumaimingpaishoubiao;

2.yilianxilinhao:ruonijujue,jiuqugongsidatingsapo,binidangzhongtuoxie;

3.zangninifuqinshengqian10wanyichan(huangcheng“haiqinqiqiankuan”),meiyuejiqingfuzhuanzhang2000】

meiyitiaodouxiangdaozhayan!yuanlaiduzhaishijiade!fuqindeyichanbeizangle!qianshideta,jingshadaoyiweimuqinzoutouwulu!

“wanqing!niyabale?jibujiqian!”dianhualichuanlaizhangguilanshuaibeizideshengxiang,bunaifandecuicuciderenermoteng。

linwanqingshenxiyikouqi,yaxiafanyongdehenyi,shengyinlengdexiangbing:“buji。”

“nishuoshenme?!”zhangguilandeshengyindouranbagao,manshinanyizhixin,“linwanqingnizaishuoyibian!niganbuji?!”

“woshuo,buji。”linwanqingyiziyidun,meigezidouzadehenzhong,“linhaoqiandezhai,rangtazijihai。nizaibiwo,wojiubanizangyichan、jiqingfudaqiandeshi,fajiwobashengqiandelaotongshi,haiyounimenshequjuweihui——rangdajiapingpingli!”

dianhuaneitoushunjiansiji,lianhuxishengdouxiaoshile。jimiaohou,zhangguilandeshengyindaizhehuangshendezhandou:“ni……nizenmezhidaozheixie?!nifanwochoutile?nigebaiyanlang!wobaiyangnile!”

“wozenmezhidaode,nibuyongguan。”linwanqingdingzhediannaopingmushangdedabianfangan,yanshenruilirudao,“congjintianqi,wodeqianwozijiguan,nimenqianwode,wohuiyidianyidianyaohuilai!”

budengzhangguilanzaisapo,tazhijieguaduandianhua,shouzhifeikuaihuaguopingmu——ba“ma”he“linhao”dehaoma,yiqituojinheimingdan!

shouji“pa”dizazaizhuoshang,linwanqingkaozaiyibeishang,zhijianfuguoshouwanshangdandandejiuba——neishiqianshibeilinhaotuixialoutishicengdeshang。yanleishunzheyanjiaohualuo,quebeitahenhenmodiao:kumeiyong,zheiyishi,yaobaochou!

zhengkaiyanshi,yandideruanruoquanmeile,zhishengshafaguoduandelengyi!

julidabianhaiyou2xiaoshi50fenzhong,shouyaomubiao:jiejuezhaoman!

qianshi,zhaomanjiushizaidabianqian1xiaoshi,duanzhenaichajiaxingxinglai“bangchafangan”,chentaquxishoujianshanhexinshuju、huanliezhitubiao,rangtadangchangchuchou,fanbeiyao“chaoxizaojia”!

这一世,绝不可能!

linwanqingzhijianfeikuaiqiaojijianpan,bafanganbeifendaoupan、yunduan、sirenyouxiang——sanfenbeifen,duanlezhaomanshanwenjiandehoulu!youtaochubeiyongshouji,dakailuxianggongnengzangzaizhuojiaowenjianjiahou,jingtouzhengduidiannaopingmu:zhaomangandongshou,jiubatadechoutaiquanpaixialai!

【xitongtishi:dangqiankeshiyongcishu:2/3,lengqueshijian:58fenzhong】

linwanqingdiaochuxitongjiemian,zuijiaogouqilengxiao——youxitongzai,zhaomandexiaodongzuo、zhangguilandesuanji,quanwusuodunxing!

tanaqishouji,pingmuyingchuzijidelian,yanshenjiandingdeheren:“zhaoman,zhangguilan,linhao……#nixizheiyishi,gailundaonimenweiqianshidesuozuosuowei,fuchudaijiale!”

chuangwaideyuhaimeiting,danyangguangyitouguoyunceng,zaizhuomianshangtouxiayixiaopianguangban。linwanqingzuanjinshouji,zhijianhuaguopingmushang“dabianfangan”detubiao:“yanxia,xianjiejuezhaomandexiaodongzuo!”

14:00整!

bangongshimen“zhiya”yishengtuikai,zhaomanduanzhebeinaichakuaibujinlai,beiyanzhanzhedekouhongyingewaizhayan——linwanqingzhijianxiayishimolemokoudailidebeiyongshouji,querenluxiangmoshizhengliangzhehongdeng,qianshibeitahuanzouupandejidonggan,shunzhezhijiancuanshanglai。

“wanqing,zhunbeidezenmeyangla?”zhaomanbanaichawangzhuoshangyifang,yanshenmeilikaidiannaopingmu,yuqitiandefani,“dabianhaiyouliangxiaoshini,wobangnikankanfanganbei?wanyiyoushulou,zanmenyehaojishigai。”

来了!

linwanqingxinlilengxiao,#zhongshenghoudetazaokanchuanzheifujiaxingxingdezuilian——qianshijiushizaizheizhangzhuoqian,tashahuhudichufangan,huitoujiubeifanyao“chaoxi”。tameilikedaying,zhijianzaizhuoxiaqingdong:“xitong,chufayinguoxianchakan!mubiaozhaoman,fudaitajihuaxiugaidewenjianjietu!”

【xitongtishi:yinguoxianchakanchufachenggong!mubiao:zhaoman】

danlan**miandanmanshiye,youxiajiaotiaochuxiaochuangkou,fudi7-9yehexinshujujietu(biaohong“shichangdiaoyan”“lirunyuce”guanjianci),wenzitishigewaixingmu:

【jin3tianduisuzhueyixingwei:

1.jihuashanchufangandi7-9yehexinshuju(fushanchuhoujiangtihuandeliezhitubiaosuolvetu,shujucuowulv40%);

2.yiweizaohezuofanglizongliaotianjilu(jietucunyutazuocekoudaiupan,wenjianming“jiazhengju”);

3.yufuzongtiqianchuantong:ruozaizangchenggong,fuzongchengnuojitayingxiaobufuzhuguanweizhi】

yuanlaibuzhiqianggonglao,haixiangkaofuzongshangwei!linwanqingzuanjinshouxin,zhijiaqiadezhangxinshengteng,lianshangquejichuganjidexiao:“haoa!mafannilemanman!wozhengdanxinyoudifangmeigudaoni!”

zhaomanyanlishanguoyisideyi,kuaidexiangliuxing,laguoyizizuoxiashi,shouzhiyijingdazaishubiaoshang:“genwokeqisha!nizuozhexiehuier,wobangnizhuyekan。”

linwanqingjiazhuangturanxiangqi,zhijianhuaguozhuojiao(qianshizheilifangzhebeizhaomantoutouhuandiaodeupan):“aiya!wopaodekafeihaizaichashuijian!nixiankan,woquna!”

“kuaiqukuaihui~”zhaomantouyemeitai,yuqiqingkuai,quemeifaxianlinwanqingzhuanshenshi,qiaoqiaobabeiyongshoujiwangwenjianjiahouyoutuiletui——jingtouzhenghaoduizhunjianpan。

duozaizoulangguaijiao,linwanqingdiankaishoujishishihuamian:zhaomandedongzuoqingqingchuchu!taxiandiankaifanganfandaodi7ye,shouzhizaideletejianshangdunledun,yanshensaoguomenkouquerenmeiren,cai“pilipala”qiaodefeikuai,hexinshujuyeshunjianxiaoshi;jiezhecongzuocekoudaitaochuupan**diannao,diaochuneizhangmohudeliezhitubiao,tuozhuaizhantieshi,zuijiaohaiqiaozhexiao:“linwanqing,zheicijingliweishiwodele!”

zuihoutadakaiweixin,weizaoliaotianjilu:“manman,nizheichuangyibilinwanqingchengshuduole!”——jiazhuangshilizongfade,jietubaocunhousaijinfanganfulu,hainaqinaichaheleyikou,beiyandekouhongyincengzaibeikou,gewaiciyan。

“shandezhenguoduana!”linwanqingyaozheya,zhijianhuaguopingmu,#zhongshengjiushihao!qianshichidekui,jinshengyaolianbendailitaohuilai!taguyibajiaobushengcaidehenzhong,manyouyouzouhuibangongshi。

“manman,buhaoyisi,chashuijianrenduo,danwulehuier。”linwanqingzoudaozhuoqian,jiazhuangqupengshubiao,“zenmeyang?fanganyouwentima?”

zhaomanlikeshouqideyi,zhuangchuyouyudeyangzi:“tinghaode,jiushi……”tazhizhepingmu,“di7yedeshujuhaoxiangyoudianluan?kenengshiwokancuole,nizaiheduixia。”

haixiangyindaowohuangshen?linwanqingshunzhetadehuadiankaidi7ye——liezhitubiaoheranzaimu!ta“a”leyisheng,guyiluchuhuangzhangdebiaoqing,zhijianqueqiaoqiaoanlexiashouji:“zenmehuizheiyang?wozuotianhaijianchaguodea!”

【xitongtishi:yizidongjiangzhaomancuangaiwenjiandeluxiang+luyintongbuzhiyunduan,kesuishishengchengquzhenglianjie】

zhaomanxinlianxi,jiaxingxinganwei:“huibuhuishidiannaokale?huozheniwushanle?yaobuzhaobeifen?”tasuanzhunleqianshidelinwanqingmeibeifen!

kezheici,linwanqingcongbaolitaochuupanhuanglehuang,upanguazhedexiaoguajian(qianshifuqinsongdeyaochikou)shanlexia:“haihaowozuotianzuolebeifen!daochulaikankan!”

zhaomandexiaorongshunjianjiangzailianshang,lianse“shua”dibaile,shoulidenaicha“pa”didiaozaidishang,heseyetijiandaokutuidoumeigushangca:“ni……nijuranzuolebeifen?”

linwanqingmeilita,chashangupandiankaibeifen——wanzhengdehexinshujuyetiaochulai,heliezhitubiaobingpaifangzaipingmushang,duibideciyan!

“yi?beifenlishihaodeya!”linwanqingguzuoyihuodikanxiangzhaoman,zhijiandianledianpingmu,“nandaoshidiannaochuwentile?haihaoyoubeifen,burandabianjiumafanle!”

baozimen!kanzhaomanzheihuangdaodiaonaichadeyangzi,shibushizaocaidaotahuifanche?nimenjuedetaxianzaihuibuhuixiangbaupanzangqilai?pinglunqushuoshuo!

zhaomanzuanzheyijiao,yanshenpiaoxiangwenjianjiayoufeikuaiyikai,shengyinfazhan:“shi……shia,haihaoyoubeifen,buranjiuzaole。”

linwanqingbudongshengsedizoudaowenjianjiapang,nahuibeiyongshouji——luxianghaizaiyunxing,zhaomandemeiyigehuangluanbiaoqingdoupaideqingqingchuchu。taturanwen:“duilemanman,wobuzaideshihou,yourenlaibangongshima?”

“meiyoua!jiuwoyigerenbangnikanfangan!”zhaomanjimangyaotou,zhijianquexiayishizuanjinlekoudailideupan。

“e,zheiyanga。”linwanqingditouzhenglifangan,yanjiaoyuguangpiejianzhaomandexiaodongzuo,zuijiaogouqilengyi。

zhaomanzuobuzhule,zhaojiekouliu:“wanqing,wohaiyoushiyaochuli,nixianmang,dabianjiayoua!”

“hao,xiexiemanman!”linwanqingtaitouxiaolexiao,yanshenquelengdexiangbing——kanzhezhaomancongcongpaozoudebeiying,tadiankaixitongjiemian,gangcaideluxiangyijingshengchenglequzhenglianjie。

【xitongtishi:guanjianjiedianyuzhichufa!15:30zongcaijianglinshitiwen“yonghuliucunlvshujulaiyuan”,yitongbugaishujudedisanfangdiaoyanbaogaozhinideyunduanwendang,dianjikechakan】

linwanqingfandaofanganlideyonghuliucunlvbufen,zhijianhuaguopingmu:“dabianhuishang,wohuirangnizhidao,qianggonglaodedaijiayouduotong!#shousilvcha#nixizheicaiganggangkaishi!”