wobennengdijianggounianzou，kanzheneitongchanlegouniaodejiucaizhi，xinxiangdenghuihaishigenxiaoqinshuoyisheng。
meixiangdaoxiaoqinganghaohuilai，kaikoujiushuo：“lantiannihuilaiganma？haidingzhewode‘meirenzhi’。”
wogangxiangkaikou，tajiuchaofengqilai：“haha，wojiushuonizuotianshizhuangde，qishizaojiuxiangxuewo，xiangbianshen‘lvmeiren’leba？”
“zheibushishenmeqiongpeizidounengxianmudelaide，henduoyaozhuyidexijiewodoumeishuoguo。”
“kanzaicengjingshishiyoudefenshang，niguixialaijiwodaoqian，bawoxietianganjing，wojiukaolvjiaojiaoni。”
wocongxiawangshangdaliang，congtadeheibanxie，daoyoubingtou，chadiantuchulai。
“wozhishilainagegongjiaoka，nide‘meirenzhi’zijiliuzhemanmanheba！”
说完我就走了。
“wokannijiushijidu，youniqiuwodeshihou！”tajixuxiaozhang。
woqishimeizouyuan，tiezaimenwaiqiangbian，kantahelejiucaizhishishenmefanying。
meixiangdao，tadaoleyibeihexiaqu，zaleyizhenshe，jurandigu：“zheicibuyiyang，zhenbucuo！”
tahaijidongdidadianhuajitama：“ma，zheicidejiucaizhikouweitingbucuo，yihoukeyiyanyongzheicidegongyi。”
“nigepeiqianpeizi，genwozhuaishenmegoupiwenxue？haiteme‘gongyi’。”
“nibadenghuijiudairenquzhuangjiankongle，haohaodengzhe。”
我在门外听得笑死。
kanlaixiaoqintiantianchijiucai，weijuecijikuifa，danfanjiadianqitawei，napashigouniao，tadoujuedemeiwei，haha。
wohuijiahou，jiwobakanxiaoqindezhaopian。
“zheirenshiyaofande？zenmeluanchengzheiyang？kannianjiyinggaizhishaosishi，buhuishijingshenshichang，fengleba？”
wotingwan，momojiwobazhuoyuedeyanlishuqidamuzhi。
其实萧琴才二十。
“dui，tajiushifengzi，suoyiniruguoyihouzailushangyudaotayundao，qianwanbuyaobangmang，ganjinzou，burantahuichanshangni。”
“neizongdejiaogejiuhucheba！”wobahaishitaishanliang。
“buyong，tabuhuizhendeyundao，zhishixihuantangmalushangshuijue，jiaojiuhuchedehua，tahuifafengzhuashangyishengde。”
wozhinengzheimejieshi，xiwangwobajinliangbuyaopengshangxiaoqin。
wobasuiranmanlianwenhao，danhaishixuanzexiangxinzuiaidenver。
wodangtianfanhuichangli，wanshangxiaoqinjiulaisushezhaowoxuanyao。
“woshuohaomengongzidouxihuan‘lvmeiren’ba，zanmenchangdongshizhangerzixueanzeyijingzaizhuiwola！”
tamanliandeyi，youninidemeimaoshangxiafanfei，fangfozaiyouwudimiantiaowu。
“lantian，niguixialaiqiuwoba，wodaoshihoukaolvjieshaoanzeshenbiandegongzigejinirenshi，rangnizheiqiongpeiziyechangchang‘youhun’！”
woheqitalianggeshiyouyitingshixueanze，limaxiangshihuixinyixiao。