第1章太丢人了

guanxiaoxiaopaozhepaozhe,turandiaoruyigeheiandehuanjingli。

zheilifangruoshigeshenyuan,tajiaoxiaturancaikong,xinyixiazitidaolesangziyan。

zheishihoubuzhidaoshisheicongtoudingrengxiayigezhongwu,zadaoletadenaodai,guanxiaoxiaochedidebeizayunle。

heianzhong,guanxiaoxiaomimihuhudizhengkaiyanjing,queyijiushenmedoukanbujian,taxinhuangle:“wobushixialeba?”

奇怪,怎么那么热?

tacishijuedehunshenzaore,fangfozhishenzaiyigehuoluli,xiangyaotaotuoqueyouganjuehunshenmeiyouduoshaoliqi。

jiuzaitajuedezijiyaobeizheituanshentilidehuozhuoshaodaijinshi,turanganjuepangbianyouren。

tazhuangzhedanziwangbianshangmosuozhe,turanshoupengdaoleyigenanrenwenredexiongtang。

“si……”nanrenhaoxiangshouleshang,gangganghaoxiangbeichudaoleshangkou,tengdefachuleshengyin。

“yi,shigehuoren,taihaole!”guanxiaoxiaojidongyichang,benyiweigushenyirendeta,turanjuedeyoudiananquanganle。

tayouwangnanrenneibiantanleyixiashou,danshiduifangsihuyijingtengyunleguoqu,meiyouzaichusheng。

guanxiaoxiaodeshouzaicimodaolenanzidexiongtang,ganshoudaonanzidetiwen,tajingranjuedezijishentiliyuanbenbeiyayidehuoyanyoutiaoyueleqilai。

“gaisi,wobuhuizheigeshihoufachunba。buguoshigenanren,woyoubushimeijianguo!zhiyume?”guanxiaoxiaozaixinliziwoxianqi。

keshihuasuizheimeshuo,tahaishirenbuzhuxiangyaoqumoyixiananrendeshenti,shenzhixiangyaodegengduo。zheishihouzuoweiyimingyishengdeta,yaoshihaibuzhidaozijideqingkuang,neijiubaixueleneimeduoniandeyile。

yuanlai,tashibeirenxialeyoumiqingzuoyongdeyaowu。

suiranzhidaozheizhongyaobuhuizhiming,keshizhendetainanshoule。erqietashenshangdezheizhongyaosihuxiadejiliangyoudianda,lianyixiangzizhinenglihenqiangdetadoukuaiyaozhaojiabuzhule。

“zenmeban?haorea。”guanxiaoxiaoyibianchezhezijideyilingyibianniantao。zheishihoutacaifaxianzijishenshangbuzhidaoshenmeshihouhuanleyifu,keshixianzaitayijingmeiyoujingliquguanzheixiele。

taxuyaojinkuaixiangbanfajizijijiedu。keshizheilizheimehei,tadezhenjiubaoyezhaobudao,zenmeban?

“xiongdi,duibuzhule,jinwanjienishentiyongyixia。”guanxiaoxiaoshizaishirenbuzhule,zaicimodaoleshenbiannanzideshenti,feilehendadeliqifanshenqishanglenanrendeyao。

“bianyinile,zheikeshilaoniangdediyici。”yaobushiweilejiedu,woyebuxiangbazijideshentijiaojini。guanxiaoxiaoyibianchezhenanzideyishang,yibianzuiliniantaozhe。

jiuzaiguanxiaoxiaokuazuodaonanziyaoshangdeshihou,nanzijiumengranjingxingle。

taturanzhengkailechihongdeyan,xiangyaokanqingchushisheiganzaitamianqianzaoci,keshinaihetaxianzaishentixuruo,wufashiyongneili,genbenjiukanbuqingyanqianrendelian。

“gun!”yidaobinglengdeshengyincongnanzidesangzilijilechulai。

guanxiaoxiaorenbuzhudalegehanzhan,keshitazhidaonanzishouleshang,xianzaibuguoshigezhilaohu。hekuangtazhendexuyaojinkuaijiedu,burantajuedezijidexiaomingjiuyaojiaodaile。

bugunanzideweixie,guanxiaoxiaoyijiuzaihuluanbazhenanzideyishang。

yankanzheyaodaijiuyaobeichaixialaile,guanxiaoxiaoturangebowuli,pazailenanzishenshang,rouruandeshuangchuntieshanglenanzibinglengdechun。

benlaishengqidenanzizhengyaotuikaishenshangderen,turanwendaocongnvzidezuilimanchuyigudandandeqingxiang,shi“qibuxiang”deweidao!

nanziyuanbenchihongdeyan,cikequanshijingya。zheishitazhaoleduoniandejieyao,weihezaizheirendeshenshang,tashishenmeren?

jiuzaizheilengshendeyicha,guanxiaoxiaoyijingbaxiangsheshenjinlenanzidekouzhong,pingzheshentidebenneng,xiaoshouzainanzi**dexiongtangshangyouyi。

nanzibeituransongshanglaidexiaoshejingzhule,tadiyicizhidaonvrendeshetoujingranrucideruan,rucidelinghuo,meidongyixiadoudaiqilequanshenderexuefeiteng。

suizhejiwen,nanziyuanbenjiangyingdeshentijingranmanmanbianruan,shoujiaoyekeyihuodongle。

zheishihoudenanziyijingbeiguanxiaoxiaojiqiletineideyexing,zaiyekongzhibuzhuzijile。tayigefanshenjiubanvziyazaileshenxia,chihongdeyanyouruyipilang:“shinibiwode,nibuyaohouhui。”

nanzidichendeshengyinzaiguanxiaoxiaodeerpanxiangqi,sihudaizheyinren,youdaizheweixie。

“wobuhouhui,ganjinde,woxiangyao……”guanxiaoxiaocishiyijingshiyiluanqingmile,nalihaiyoushenmeshenzhizhishuo,zhijielanshanglenanzidehoujing,zaicisongshanglezijidexiangchun。

zaiqiangdezizhili,zheishihouyebengtale。

nanziqingqingyiyangshoujiusixialeliangrenshenshangdeyishan,chedidetanchengxiangjianle。

zhenggeshulinyizhengyedouchongchizhemiluandeweidao。

diertiandagaizhongwushifen,banbodeshuyingzhongjianluoxiajidaociyandeyangguang,baguanxiaoxiaohuangxingle。

“si,haoteng——”guanxiaoxiaohaimeiyouzhengkaiyan,jiuganjuexiabanshensiliebandetengtong。

dengtayizhengkaiyan,jiubeiyanqiandejingxianghezhele。“zheishinali?wodeyifuni?”

tayiweizijihuizaizudegongyuli,zaibujiyeyinggaizaiyiyuandezhibanshili,zenmehuizaiyichuxiaoshulinli!

cishitashenshangweizhecunlv,shenbianbuyuanchuhaishuizheyigetongyangchishendenanren。

tianna,zheishishenmeqingkuang?

guanxiaoxiaozhongzhongdipailepaizijideetou,qiangpozijizhenjingxialai,nulihuixiangzuowandeshiqing。

tajidezijimingmingshixialeyebanyaohuijiade。haoxiangshiganjueyourengenzheziji,yishiqingjijiupaoleqilai。paodaoyigeheiandeluduanshi,meikandaolushangyougejinggaidiushile,jieguojiubeicuidediaolexiaqu。

tahaijidezijibeizadaoletou,henteng。guanxiaoxiaomolemozijidehounaoshao,haihao,meiyoushenmeyichang,jiushizheitoufasihuzhanglexuduo。

jinjiezhetayouxiangqizuoyezijidefengkuang,haiyounanzideweimeng,tujuelianhongxintiao,renbuzhuwuzhulelian:“maya,taidiurenle。”

guanxiaoxiaoganjinzhuaqidishangdeyifuwangzijishenshanggai,naqiyifudeneiyike,tayoulengle。

“zheibushiwodeyifu,wozuotianmingmingchuandeshiniuzikuheduanxiutxu!”

ertashoulidehaoxiangshiyitaofanfudegudainvzhuang,danshicishideqingkuangburongtaduoxiang,huluanbayifutaoshang,younalejianwaipaojinanzidezhongdianbuweigaishang。

meibanfa,zheichangmianyouxielayanjing,tahaibuxiangzhangjiyan。