第4章

liaotianshiconghaoyoushenqingzhongfaqide,woburenshizheigeren。

wojiangxinjiangyidakaibiaobaiqiang。

「falvxi21bandelinzhi,nibugenwojiehunkeyi,danhaizishiwugude。」

「weiledanglaonanrendexiaosanpaofuqizi,niduideqiwoma?」

底下评论炸开了锅。

「woqu,zhisandangsan!」

「sheirenshizheigelinzhia,haizibadounaodaozheile,zhendiuwomenfalvxueyuandelian,qingqiuxuexiaojitakaichu。」

「youmeiyoutadetongxuefazhangzhaopian,woxiangkankanzheimebuyaolianderenzhangshenmeyang。」

xiayitiaohuifushiwocetangshatanshangdeyongzhuangzhao,wangyangyangpaide。

「shencaibucuoa,kexiyijingshigehaizimalehaha。」

wangyangyangyinshenle,pinglunjihuyibiandaodemanmawo,tamenwangle,yigerenshishengbuchuhaizide。

woqidefadou,yixiangbudaijianwodeshiyoubawoandaotadeyizishang,xiaoxinyiyidao:「zheilimian,shibushiyoushenmewuhuia。」

zuidadewuhuijiushiwoshirenbuqing,wojinyaozhezuichun,wozaogaixiangdaowangyangyangzheigexixuedemahuang,buhuiqingyifangqidaozuidefeirou。

shiyouditoujielegedianhua,guaduanhoutayouyuzhekanxiangwo:「laoshijiaoniqutangbangongshi。」

xiaoyuanqiangshangnaoleneimedayichangfengbo,henkuaishangletongchengresou,xianglindejigexuexiaodouzhidaolewodechouwen。

wodaodabangongshishi,daoyuanhefuyuanzhangdouzai,wangyangyangchuitouzhanzaiyibian。

takelianxixidikanxiangwo,danwohaishikandaotayanliyishanerguodejiaoxia。

「wangtongxuegenwomenshuomingqingkuangle,xiaofangdeyijianshi,nimenlianggeganjinjiehun,womenchuyigegonggao,jiushuodoushiwuhui。」

fuyuanzhangfulefujingkuang,henmingxianshixiangxishiningren。

「zhenghaoxianzaigulishengyu,xuexiaokeyikaolvjinimenjiaxuefen,bahuaishibianchenghaoshi。」

「danshilinzhitongxue,nikeyaohaohaoduizheigenanhai,womenxuexiaoshijueduibuyunxuchuxianzuoxiaosanzheizhongwaifengxieqidea。」

「womenbenlaishixiangduinizuokaichuchuli,shiwangyangyangtongxueqiuqingcaiwangkaiyimian。」

fuxiaozhangshuodeyizhengyanci,wanquanmeiyouyanzhengwangyangyangshuodeshifoushishihuajiulaizhizewo。

「shuowohuaiyundangxiaosan,nimenyouzhengjuma?」

woangzhetou,saoshilejiaoshiyiquan,jindingzhefuyuanzhangdao:「ninhewodoushixuefalvde,ninyezhidaosheizhiyisheijuzhengba?」

fuyuanzhangbeiyeleyixia,wangyangyangzheishihouzhongyutaitou,shuodao:「wokanguotadeyanyunbang,jiushihuaiyunle,youmeiyouhuaiyunlinzhinixianchangceyixiajiuzhidaole!」

我的脑中轰隆一下。

gangcaiyiyuanyishengmingquegaosuwo,liuchanyigeyuenei,yanyunbanghaishihuiyanchuliangtiaogang。

「wangtongxueshuodedui,yanyixiajiuzhidaole,zhanglaoshi,niqumaigenyanyunbanglai。」

fuyuanzhangbapianxinbiaoyanlegeshichengshi,haoxiangbeiwangyangyangnaniezhushenmebabingyiyang。

wojinzhangdizuanzheshouzhi,yiwuzirenshenwenfanrenbandingzhewo。

wonaozhongfengkuanghuixianglaoshishangkeshijiangguodexiangguanzhishi,kedangshiwomangzhegenwangyangyangdaqingmaqiao,shenmedoubujidele。

wodanaoyipiankongbai,shoujiyouxiangleyisheng,woxiayishiqukan。

haishigangcaineigetianlansetouxiang。

「《minfadian》diyiqianlingsanshiertiaoguiding,ziranrenxiangyouyinsiquan。renhezuzhihuozhegerenbudeyicitan、qinrao、xielu、gongkaidengfangshiqinhaitarendeyinsiquan。yinsishiziranrendesirenshenghuoanninghebuyuanweitarenzhixiaodesimikongjian、simihuodong、simixinxi。」

tazenmezhidaowoxuyaozheige,danxianzaiwomeishijianxiangle,ruhuozhibaodinianchulai。

molewobushang:「lingwai,wangyangyangdezaoyaoduiwodeshenghuozaochengjidayingxiang,wobaoliuzhuijiuzerendequanli。」

tamenyemeixiangdao,wozheigebuxuewushudechaxueshengjingranbushifamang,fuyuanzhanghaiyuzhangzui,beiwodaduan。

「woshuoninyoubabingzaiwangyangyangshoushangsuoyicaipiantanta,bufunijiunachuzhengju。」

「woshuowangyangyangbuyunbuyu,bufujiurangtajiuquyiyuankaizhendan。」

「zheiyangkongkouwupingdehuawoyenengshuo,nandaowoshuodeshizhendema,fuyuanzhanglaoshi?」

fuyuanzhangcuocuoshou,youxieganga,wotouyebuhuidilikairangrenzhixidebangongshi。

wangyangyangdewuchishangyishiwojianshidehaishaoma,tajiuxiangzhanshangjiushuaibudiaodemahuang,herenxue,chirenrou。

womeixiangdeshidaofuyuanzhangyezheimelaohutu。

wozhenglihaoxinqingzhunbeiqutushuguanxuexi,woxiangbaluoxiadegongkebushang。yinweiganggangdeshiqingtixingwo,womashangjiuyaodasile,zaizheiyangguihunxiaqujiulaibujile。

bijingwobenjiushikekuqinfendehaoxuesheng,suoyicainengkaoshangbendihuazhengdaxuezuihaodefalvxueyuan。zhishidayigangjinxiaojiubeiwangyangyangchanshang,caihuangfeilexueye。

zhiyuwangyangyang,woyikaishiyiweitashitiyusheng,yinweitadewenhuasuyanglianchuzhongshengdouburu,houlaizhidaotashiwodetongzhuanyexuezhanghou,wozhenjinglehaojiu。

shangyishiwangyangyangshuodushumeiyong,woxinle,xianzaiwozhixiangbaluoxiadezhuanyezhishiheyingyushuipinghaohaobuhuilai。

tianqizhenghao,wogangzoudaomenkou,pengjianlelizerui——womenbanbanzhang。

takaozaidamenkou,chuizheshou,ruoyousuosi。

「linzhi?nizenmezaizhei?」taduiwochuxianzaitushuguanyishibiaoxiandejinghuangyouwucuo,liantengdehongleqilai。

wohetasuanbushangduoshu,banlidetongxueworendourenbuquan,zhiyinweitashibanzhangcaigentaduoshuolejijuhua。

「laitushuguanhainengganma?」woyoudianmomingqimiao,haishilimaodihuiyingleyiju,zhuanshenzhunbeixiangdatinglizou。

这时候电话响了——

是邻居阿姨打来的。

「linzhinikuaihuijiaa!nimamayundaole!」