cihuayichu,zaichangderenmomingdeyishunjiananjing,moyunyanlifuxianyisiganga:“nidaochugenbierenshuowoyouxiaokapian,nizheibushi……”
“nimenmeiyouma?jiemuzunandaomeiyoujinimenrenwukama?”
“buhuiba?niyiweiwoshuodeshenmexiaokapian?”jiangzhijingyadewuchun,momingdexingfen。
“nibuhuiyiweishineizhongba?yi,moyunlaoshi,nibushikongnvma?”
莫云:……
此时无声胜有声。
moyunwojinlequantou,weizhangkouxiangjieshi,quebeijiangzhidaduan。
“wodong,nishibuzhidao,shiwosixiangtaiwochuo,niriliwanji,zenmehuimingbaixiaokapianshishenmeyisini。”
莫云:……
haolaihuadourangtayigerenshuole。
【zhangdekechenhaimeiqian,wuwuwu,pofangle。】
【wohuaiyijiangzhishizaidianwoming,shitiyoudianbushufuxianxiale。】
【moyunzenmehuibachiyidehuaxiangdaoneizhongxiaokapianqua,zailianxiangzhiqianjiangzhishuodehua,tazhendemeishenmewentima?】
【qianmiande,wogenengyoushenmewenti!youwentideshijiangzhihaoba!shitashuochuzheizhongrangrenwuhuidehua!】
【turanjuedejiangzhihaomeiqingshanga,shenmehuadounengshuodechukou。】
【jiangzhiyishengheibujieshi。】
jiangzhidaizhechiyiqianwangrenwuwudidian,tingzaileyizuoxiaoshanpoqian,jiangzhishouzhixiangneipiandi,yuqiyichangzihao:“didi,kan!neishijieweinidaxiadejiangshan!”
池亦:……
这江山不要也罢。
jiangzhinazheyibaxiaotieqiao,yanjingtiliuyizhuan,yitieqiaoyizhuyecai:“zheiwangbaochuanlailedoudejiaowoyishengshifu,yia,jintianbayecaidouwawanle,yihoukejiubunengwayecailee。”
chiyibingmeiyoutingjianjiangzhidehua,zhijiantanazhetupiandaochuzhaoqueshenmeyemeizhaodao,huitouquefaxianjiangzhidelanziliyouleyidaduilvsezhiwu。
“zheidoushi……jiangjienishizenmeyixiazijiuzhaodaozheimeduode?”
chiyifeichangzhenjing,nandaotazhendebaoshangledatui?jintiandefanjiuzheimeqingyidedaoshoule?
“这不都是吗?”
jiangzhijuzhetieqiaowangchiyijiaobianyicha,youqiaoleyizhu。
“keshi……”chiyiyuyanyouzhi,“zheihaoxiangshizhuzacaoa。”
jiangzhihunshenyijiang,bukezhixindekanzhetagangrengjinlanzilide“yecai”。
“zacao?bukeneng!”jiangzhijiangtalanzilidequandoudaolechulai,yiyinazhetupianzuoduibi,lianshangfuxianyimoyoushang。
“budele,juranhaiyoushuangbaotaicao。”
池亦:……
【hahaha,shentemeshuangbaotaicao】
【chiyicongxingfenyishunjiandieluodaojuewang。】
【shangyimiao,heiheiyoufanchile,xiayimiao,shijiade。】
【hahahaha,xiaosile,wojiushuojiangzhizenmewadeneimekuai。】
jiangzhitanzuozaidishangyihui,younaqitieqiaokaishizuozhan。
“sheibawojiadijihaole?”
zhengdangjiangzhidazuozhandeshihou,shenhouchuanlaileshengyin。
“nimenzaiwashenme?zalaiwojiadiliwa?”
yiweidaniangzoudaojiangzhishenpangbujiedewendao。
“挖野菜呢我们。”
jiangzhizhilezhiyipangdecailanzi,tabalimiandezacaoquandounalechulai,shengxiadeyinggaidoushinengchideba?
daniangzhishiwangjiangzhidelanzilisaoleyiyan,bianzhijiehahadaxiao:“xiaoguniang,zheixiekebushinengchidea,chilezheixienikeshiyaoquzhaoyanwangyede。”
姜止目瞪口呆。
zhaoyanwangyezheimeyanzhongma?
tashishennongdehoudaibucheng?
guyoushennongchangbaicao,jinyoujiangzhichiyecai。
“lailailai,wogennijiangnaliyou,zheipangbiandoushimeiyoude,haibaijiwojiawalezheikuaihuangdi。”
jiangzhishunzhedaniangzhidefangxiang,guobuqirankanjianleyutupianshangyimoyiyangdeyecai。
xiangdaniangdaoxiehoujiangzhizhibenneipiantudi。
dengdaorenwushijiankuaijieshushi,chiyilinzheyilanziyecaizhaodaolejiangzhideshenying,zhengxianggentaxuanyaoyifanzijidejiezuo,biankanjianlejiangzhilanziliyichulaideyecai。
chiyituokouerchu:“jiangjie,nishoumaijiemuzule?”
“woyouneiqianwozhijiemaixiadianshitai。”
池亦:?
节目组:??
电视台:???
【好,好志向。】
【jiangzhizaikouchushenmekuangyan?】
【qiaole,wodemengxiangshimaixiawomengongsi。】
【jiangzhifangfobeidaniangdatonglerenduermai,neiyecaiyiwayigezhun,wangbaochuanlailedouganbaixiafeng。】
jiangzhipailepaishouzhang,manyidekanzhezijidejiezuo,dashouyihui:“shougong!”
jiangzhiyuchiyixiongjiujiuqiangangdelinzhelanziwangxiaoyuanzouqu,gangzoudaomenkoubiantingjianlimianchuanlailechaonaosheng。
touguomenfeng,jiangzhikanjianshimoyunyuluyaochaoleqilai,luyaoliansetonghong,kanyangzizhankuangsihuhaiyouxiejilie。
jiangzhishuangshoubalazaimenshang,yanlifachu‘woyaochigua’deguangmang。
“molaoshizenmeshuoyeshiyigemingxing,zaibeihoushuobierendehuaihuabuhaoba?”
zhijianmoyunyiliandewusuowei:“wobingmeiyoubeihoushuo,erqie,wotaoyanjiangzhiyijingshizhongsuozhouzhideshiqingle,zheiciyaobushitatieshanglaiwoyebuhuizheimeshuo。”
姜止:???
zheichiguahaichidaobenrenshenshangle?
tashenmeshihoutiezaimoyunshenshangle?
“jintianshuohuanghua,mingtiansongjuhua,molaoshi,nikeyaoxiangqingchulezaishuoa,woshenmeshihoutieshanglaile?”
yuanziliderenzheicaikanjianjiangzhilulegetou。
zhishitingjianzheihuademoyunliansequebushihenhao。
“woshuodebuguoshishihua,jiangzhinijiuzhouwosi?”
【jiangzhiyetaiexinle,tiezhewomengegechaozuoyijingshishishile,tajuranhaizhouwomengege。】
【jiangzhigunchuyulequan,jiushiyinweitayulequandefengqidouhuaile。】
【e……chunluren,kanzhibojiangzhihaoxiangchuxianzaimoyunshenbianlianyifenzhongdoumeiyouba?moyunjiuduibierenzaozheizhongyao,huanwowoyema。】
【wuwuwu,zhongyuchuxianyigemingshilidewangyoule,womenzijiangdoubuganshuohua。】
zijiangshijiangzhiweishubuduodefensichenghao。
“wokemeiyouzhounisi,wozhishishuosongjuhua,molaoshixiangdekezhenduo。”
jiangzhilinzhetaneimanmandeyilanziyecaizoudaomoyunshenbian,zhaixialelanziliyiduopugongyingdexiaohuadijilemoyun:“duile,woyougepengyourangwogaosuniyisheng,zuijinsaohuangyoudianjin,rangnixiaoxindian,biebazijisaojinqule。”
moyuntingjianzheihuamingxianhunshenyidou,kanzheneiduohuangsedepugongyinghunshenbushi:“wobuzhidaonizaishuoshenme。”
tingdaozheihuadewangyouzhijiezhakailewo。
【???】
【sheinenggenwojieshiyixiajiangzhizheihuashishenmeyisi?meigeziwodourenshi,danshiheqilaiwojiubulijiele。】
【jiangzhisuoshuodesaohuangshiwozhidaodeneigesaohuangma?】
【jiangzhiguna!youzaowomengegedeyao,debudaojiuhuidiaoshiba?】
【tingjiangzhideyisishimoyunnandaoyougua?shuowana!youshenmeshiwokailevipbunengtingde?】
jiangzhibaichuzhiyejiaxiao:“meishi,nixianzaibuxuyaozhidao。”
xushijiangzhidejiaxiaotaishenren,moyunkanzhetalikaidebeiyingmomingdalegehanzhan。