第四章 晚宴出丑

liuyetongdangranzhidaozheishizhuanweitazhunbeide!

shangbeizi,liuxiaoyayeshitongyangdeshuoci,tongyangdeyuqi。

neiwan,tajinleyanhuitingganggangluozuo,lifucemiandexianjiuzhijiezhakai,congcitabianchenglezhenggeshangliushehuidexiaobing。

tayagenmeidalita,jingzhihuidaoqiantingzhaodaozijidexinglixiang,conglimiantaochuyijianjinsichanraodelujianlifu。

qunbaishang,jinxianlogoyishanerguo。

liuxiaoyatongkongdizhen,"zheishiyshejideyifu?"

那个一件难求的Y?

y,jinianqianyijuntuqidetiancaifuzhuangshejishi,yewufanweicongguoneidaoguowai,duoshaorenpengzhechaopiaoqiujianyimian,quebeigaozhi,bujian。

zhijinwurenjianguoydezhenyan,yshejideyifuyebeichaochuletianjia,yijiannanqiu。

erxianzai,liuxiaoyakandaoleshenme,liuyetongjingrancongneibuzhidaoshenmeyejipaizidexinglixiangli,taochuleyijianyshejideheyeliqun?

假货!

绝对是假货!

"jiejie,niyaochuanzheige?"

liuxiaoyapinmingannazhukuangxidexinqing,tatailejieshangliushehuidewanwanraorao,ruguoliuyetongzhendechuanlejiahuoquwanyan,jiusuanzhangdezaipiaoliang,yeshibeirenchaoxiaodecunzai。

zheibitazhunbeidekaixianqunzihaiyaobang!

liuyetongpaipaiyifushangdezhezhou,xiaodao,"dui,zheigehaokan,jialideyundouzainaer?"

"我去叫张妈拿。"

liuxiaoyaxingchongchonglikaile。

tafangfoyijingkandaowanyanshang,liuyetongbeizhongrenchaoxiao,huijiahoubeifumutuoma,duozaibeiwolitoutoukuqidehuamian。

liuyetongxiaomimidikanzhetalikai,paipaiqunzishangdezhezhou,mouguangweileng。

liuxiaoyazhenshishenmeshihoudouwangledayata,shangbeiziruci,zheibeiziyeyiyang。

buguo,ykebushinengqingyibeidayade!

tahenqidailiuxiaoyazhidaoqunzilailideneiyitian!

zhuanyanjian,wanyanshijiandaole,sijijiangliangjiemeisongwangjiudian。

liuyetongpifubai,putongrenchuanjinselifu,nanmianjirenbaofahudeganjue,dantatachuanzhe,zhihuirangrenganjuejinguidianya。

qunbaishiheyexing,youyoufeichangmingxiandebagaoxiaoguo,qunbaiyouyang,liuyetongbenlaijiubudi,yimiqidegezi,peishanglujianmoxiong,muguangsuojizhichu,boziyixiaquanshitui,jiaoluoluzaiwaimian,ruyuruxue。

liuxiaoyaqishiyebusuanchou,heisedadidiaodaiqundapeixiaoxiangfengwaitao,bolangduanjuanfa,hanshizhannanzhuang。

ruguobushiheliuyetongyiqilaidehua,tadagaiyehuichengweiyanhuijinglifengjingzhiyi。

ranermeiyouruguo,dangliuyetongchuxianzaihuichanghou,zhongrendemuguangshunjianjiubeixiyinle,bulunnannv。

"zheishinajiadexiaojie?yiqianmeijianguoa!"

"xiannvxiafanyebuguoruciba,haoyouqizhi。"

"made,jintianyoushibeimeinvbaiwandeyitian!"

zheixiehuatingzailiuxiaoyaerzhong,wuyishiruandaozigerou,jujuzhaxin。

tayigecongxiaozaihaomenzhangdadeqianjinxiaojie,jingranbibuguowaimiandexiangbalao!

zhongrenchulejingtanliuyetongdemeimao,jiushixinshangtashenshangdeyiqun,yougeyanjiandemeizirenbuzhujinghu,"aaa,zheishiyshejidelifu,wozaiguanfangkanguochengpintu!"

zheihuadunshiyinqidajiadexingqu,youyigeyanjiandejiuyoudierge,henkuaiyougemeiziyerenchuleliuyetongshenshangdeyifu,"zhendeshiy!"

"tianna,zheiweimeinvyunqitaihaole,woshangcidingleliugenaozhong,jieguoliankuaibudoumeiqiangshang!"

liuyetongduanzheyibeixiangbin,yangzhuanghaixiu,renyouzhongrendaliang。

zhongrenjiantazheifuhanxiudaiqiedemoyang,gengshitianyanmiyuyiluokuangdishuo。

tashenhou,liuxiaoyahendeyaochun,zaitingdao"y"shi,youwuzideyiqilai,guyidao,"jiejie,duleleburuzhonglele,ydeyifuyijiannanqiu,nizenmemaidaode?jidahuoerjiangjiangjingyanbei?"

cihuayichu,renqunyixiaanjinglejifen,zhongrenkanxiangliuyetongdemuguangxiangdangfuza。

tamenfangcaichengzanyoujiadedameinvjingranshiliujiarenhuilaidexiangbalao?

不对!

xiangbalaogangbeirenhuilai,nalaideqianmaiydeyifu?

neikeshidamingdingdingdey,dagepentidounengrangshishangquandousandoudey!

yigeheiseduanfashaonvzoulai,yanshenshanguochaofeng,"liuxiaojie,ruguowomeijicuodehua,nishenshangzheijianlifumingjiaoyangchunsanyue,shuyufeimaipin。"

yangchunsanyueshiyjinnianshejidexinkuan,gangyichuchangjiuzhenjingshishangquan,touzizhepengzhechaopiaoqiuhezuo。

danybumai,fabutongzhishuozheishifeimaipin,quanqiuxianliangwujian,jingonggaoduankehushouzang。

zheihuayichu,zaizuodeyanshenlimabianle。

zheibushibianxiangshuoliuyetongchuanjiahuoma?