第5章 给废物老三治腿

是啊。

吹牛谁不会。

suoyourendouhuyidekanxianggunanyan。

甚至有人笑出声。

shiyimingweiguanqunzhong,“shia!shenlaoyezi,zheizhongdayanbucandehuaniyexin,wokanbushitazaijisanshaozhibing,shitaweileyangaihesanshaodechoushi,guyihubiandeba!”

“jiushia!gunanguanvgongchuyishi,meifashengdianshenme,sheixina!”

yipangdegunanshenggengbuxin。

takeshijigunanyanheshenboyandouxialeyao,yaoliangkebuqing,lianggerendaizaiyiqilianggexiaoshi,zenmekenengbufashengdianshenme,yaoxiaojiusanle?!

不可能!

tayuxiangdekeshiyijinmenjiukandaolianggerenchishenluotizaichuangshangfangun,batamenzhuojianzaichuang,rangzheiliangrenchedimeiyoufanshendekeneng,kemeixiangdaokaimenjinlai,jingranshigunanyandunzaishenboyanmianqian……

erqiefangjiandechuangshangganganjingjing。

被褥整齐。

yidianhenjidoumeiyou,lianggerenkanqilaishenshangdeyaoxingmingxianyijingsandechabuduole。

他们一定睡过了!

yidingshishenboyantuijiaobulingbian,xuyaogunanyanzhudong!

meixiangdao,jingranranggunanyanzhaodaojietuodeshuoci,haishenmejishenboyanzhibing,haisangeyuejiunengzhihao。

鬼才相信!

gunanyanzheitubaozi,zenmekenengyouneigebenshi。

ketaxianzaimeiyouzhengju,youbunengshuolianggerenshibeitaxiaguoyao,jiuzhinengxiangbiedebanfale。

gunanshengyandishanguohendudeguang,yibianshuozheyibianqinnidechaozhegunanyankaoguoqu,“shia,jiejie,nibieshuodahuale,sanshaodebingnizenmenengzhihaoni?niruguoshiyinweixiangyaozheyanshenmebiandehuangyan,daoshihouhuangyanyuanbushang,yiyanghuibeichuochuan。”

taxiangzouguoquyibuxiaoxinbalakaigunanyandeyiling。

kankanshangmianyoumeiyouliangrenhuanaiguodehenji。

可人还没走过去。

jiubuzhiconghechushenchulaiyitiaotui,zhijiebatabanlegegouchishi。

“啊!”

gunanshengbeishuailegesijiaochaotian,budanmeinengbakaigunanyandeyiling,haidiujinlelian。

tatengdepadoupabuqilai,taiqitou,quekandaogunanshengzoudaotamianqian。

dunxiashen,gunanyanchuimoulenglengwangzheta,quemeiyousihaoyaofuqitalaideyisi,“meimeishenmeyisi?nijuedewojisanshaozhibing,zhishiyigezaiyanshiwogensanshaoqueyouchoushidehuangyan?”

gunanshenghendeyayangyang,kequebunengbiaoxianchulai。

zheiyike,tazhongyufaxianjintiandegunanyangenwangchangbuyiyangle。

gunanyanshenshangduochuyigulingrendeqishi。

zaiyebushicongqianrenrenbaibuweiweinuonuodemoyang。

suiranganjuebuduijing,kegunanshengmeishijianquxijiuweishenme。

tazhuangchurouruodeshouhaizhezitai,yanleidouyaodiaoxialai,“wobushineigeyisi……wozhishibuxiangjiejieyicuozaicuo。”

gunanyanpaipaigunanshengdelian,xiaole,“xinga,kanlaimeimeijintianshirendinglewogensanshaoqueshiyouyituile?meimeinalilaidezixin?burunishuoshuokan,wogensanshaoyifuchuandehaohaode,ninazhiyanjingkandaowomengaozaiyiqile?”

“wo……”gunanshengyijuhuadoushuobuchulai。

tameiyouzhengju,ruguodouzheiyanglehaidangzhongzaiqubagunanyandeyifu,jiutaikeyile!

jiushichengrenzijixianhaitamen。

gunanyanjiantayakouwuyan,lengxiao,“meimeimeiyouzhengjuma?danwoyouxinxin!”

shuozhe,tazhanqishen,“sangeyuedeshijian,ruguosanshaobunengzhanqilai,wogunanyanrennimenchuzhi!keruosanshaonenggouzhanqilai,neijiuzhengmingwojintianmeiyoushuohuang。”

talianbuhongxinbutiao,“zaichangdesuoyouren,zanmenzaijuyici,xiwangdaoshihou,nimendounengzhudongduisanshaohewoshuoyishengduibuqi!”

“zenmeyang?ganbugandu?”