meiguoduojiu，qinhuaishanduanleliangwanmianshangzhuo，tuidaoqinzhuomianqiandeneiwanwolelianggehebaodan，tazijideneiwanqueshiqingtangguashui，zhipiaozhediandianconghua。
qinzhuojialeyigehebaodanjita，“diedieyechi。”
qinhuaishanxiaozheshuo：“diediebuaichihebaodan，nichiba。”
qinzhuozhidaotabushibuaichi，ershijialishizaizhuojinjianzhou，tashengchijianyong，bushededuohuafei，burongjujuedibahebaodanfangdaotawanli。
tawenshengdao：“jintianyanqinglaituihunjileliangqianliangyinzi，wodasuannalaizuodianshengyi，suiranmeifarangdiedieyixiaziguoshanghuijinrutuderizi，yebuzhiyuduanlezheixiechichuanyongdu。”
qinhuaishanlengleyixia，suijidao：“hao……tingnide。”
tabeireqixunhongleyankuang，shengpabeinverkanjianmaitouchimian，bantiandoumeitaiqilai。
qinzhuoyibianchi，yibiantongtashuozhewuziloushuiyaoxiuyixiu，menchuangkanzheyebutaijieshizhileidejiazhongsuoshi。
funvliangxiangduierzuo，bazhengwanmianliantangdaishuidouchilegeganjing，shuojintianjiucongxiuloushuidewudingkaishi。
qinzhuoshenxingqingqiao，sanliangxiajiuyueshanglewuding，qinhuaishanjiuzhanzaixiamiandiwapian。
tiangongzuomei，manchengwuyunsanqu，fangleqing。
funvliangmanghuoledabantian，buwanzuihouyipianwadeshihou，yishiriluoxishan，wanxiamantianhongsihuo。
qinzhuozhanzaiwudingshangshenlegelanyao，kanjianbuyuanchushijihaorensuishiyidingjiaozizhengwangtajiazheibianlai，buyoudetiaoletiaomei：“jintianjiujingshishenmehaorizi?laileyibobirenzuoqie，yibotuihunde，jinghaiyouyibo?”
zhanzaidixiadixiafutizideqinhuaishanbuzhidaotashuoshenme，zhipatashuaizhele，lianmangdao：“shuoshenmeni，nixiaoxinxie，bieshuaizhele。”
“shuaibuzhe，woshenshouhaozheni。”qinzhuoshunzhetizixialai，fulefushenshangdehuichen，xiaozhetongqinhuaishandao：“youkelaifang，diediehaishizhaohukerenba。”
“keren?zanjianahuiyoushenmekeren?”qinhuaishanmanlianchayi，gangyizhuanshen，jiukanjianyidingruanjiaotingzailechaimenqian。
shijihaoxiaosibinvsuixingshoulidoubaozhechouduan、jinhedengwujian，zuoyoubinvxiankaijiaolian，yiweiyizhefuguidebaifalaowengzoulechulai。
“gushibo?”qinhuaishanjinglejing，lianmangdakailechaimen，shangqianjianli。
gulaotaiyelianmangfuletayiba，xiaodao：“laofujinrimaomeidengmen，haiwangxianzhibuyaojianguaia!”
“nalinali，guhongjialinhanshe，zhenshirangwozheipowafangdoupengbishenghuia!”qinhuaishanhanxuanzheqingrenjinmenhecha。
qinzhuozhanzaiqiangbiankanzhelairen。
tayixijidezheiweifujiayifangdegutaiyemingjiaoguhong，hezufuzumusijiaoshendu，zaitamenfunvzuiqiongkunliaodaodeshihou，minglianlijiejiguojihui，zhishidaodigelebei，qingyibingbushen，jushouzhilaonengbang，quzunjiangguididaozheipowuzililaikantamen，jiuyoudianrangrenxiangbutongle。
qianshitameijianguoguhongdengmen，cikebuyoudechuaimoduifangdelaiyi。
qinhuaishanbarenlingjinlemen，yidabangxiaosibinvbazhenggewuzijidemanmandangdang，gulaotaiyezuozailetangwudezhuyishang。
tashuoqingrenjiahecha，kejialibieshuochayele，liangexiangyangdechazhandoumeiyou，jiongpozhishijianqinzhuohaizaiyuanchuzhanzhe，lianmanghanleyisheng：“azhuo，kuailaijinigujiayeyejianli。”
qinzhuoxiangzhedabulebinglaijiangdangshuilaituyan，anxiaxinzhongyilv，jinwunabaiciwandaolebanwanqingshuidishangqian，daolesheng：“gulaoyewanan。”
tadadafangfangdishuo：“jiazhongwuhaocha，danzheishuishishanzhonghuoquanjielaide，rukouqingtian，huiweiyougan，ninqingyong。”
“haohaohao，jinianbujian，azhuoyuefaluoluodafangle。”guhongmolemohuabaidehuzi，jieguobaiciwanheleyikoushui。
qinhuaishanhuanhuanzuozaileyipangdezhuyishang，manliandeyihuo，quebuhaomaorankaikouwenzhangbeishiweishenmelaide。
guhongjianzhuang，xiaodao：“huaishanxianzhi，laofuzheishuiyehele，renyejianle，neilaofujiuhenikaimenjianshanle。”
qinhuaishanlianmangdao：“gushiboqingjiang。”
guhongzhengsedao：“laofujinrilai，shixiangtijiazhongneibuchengqidesunerpingazhuoweifu。”
什么?!
raoshiqinzhuozaojiuzhidaozheiweigulaoyewushibuhuidengmen，yexiangbudaotajingranshangganzhelaizhaogangbeirentuihundeguniangjisunerdangxifu。
buguogujianeizhangzidisunguzhanganjuefei“buchengqi”sangezikeyixingrong。
neikeshicailaiyonganchengliangnian，bianpingyijizhiliyanghuolemanchengqingloudufang，lingyizhongwankuzikuiburudejueshibaijiazia。
qinhuaishanyejingdehaoyihuiercaihuiguoshenlai，“ke、keshi……woyijingbushiqinshideshaodongjia，niwoliangjiamenbudanghubudui。”
“zheiyoushenme?”guhongxiaodao：“wogujiafujiayifang，ersunquqihexukanquanshi?”
qinhuaishanyoudao：“ketagangbeiyanjiatuihun……”
guhongdaduandao：“neishiyanjiaxiaoziyouyanwuzhu!huashuohuilai，azhuocongqianduiyanjiaxiaoziyongqingposhen，zheicituihunjinghainengtuidezheiyangcongrongtimian，zheibanqiduyaliangshizaichuhulaofudeyiliao，zheimehaodeguniang，shiyanjiabupei。”
qinzhuotaishoumolemobijian，xindao：ganqingzheigulaotaiyeshiyinweitajinridayingyanqingtuihuncailingyanxiangdaide。
这可真是无心插柳。
buguozhenyaosuanqilai，zheiguzhangantongtadaoshiyouxieyuanfende。
qianshiqinzhuobeijuanruyanjiaxueanhanyuanruyushi，haoqiaobuqiaoditongneixinggudebaijiaziyuyou。
dangshishuoshigujiabaijiazijianyinliangjianvqisilegulaotaiye，beishouhairendejiarengaoshanglegongtang，tangshangwushishaweigundadetameilebantiaoming，rengdaolaolidengsideshihou，tiantiansixinliefeidimadiehanniangkuyeye。
qinzhuoneihuiertongtashuoshengdianliqiba，yuzubazanliangrengdaozheimejiaoluodedifanglai，jiumeidasuanlaisongfan。zhenggedalaojiuzheimelianggezenmeyongxingdouburenzuideren，esileganghaokoushangweizuizishademaozi。
zheiweigongziyebuxin，jieguomeishuihemeifanchiliangtianjiuchengbuxiaqule，jiaoqidibuxing。
zuihoushiqinzhuogeposhouwanjitaweilexuecaibatademingbaozhu，houlaitakuaiyaokesideshihou，guzhanganyeyongletongyangdefazijiuta。
hunanwuguangdelaofang，liangrenlianbicimianrongdoukanbuqingderen，zuoleshengsizhijiao，pinmingdixiangrangduifangduohuoyitian，napaduoyikeyehao。
qinzhuochengzheyikouqi，dengdaolefengzhinanxundehuangzhangzi，fanandejiu，tingwenguzhanganyemeisi，beipanleliufangqianli，haicengpairenquxunguo，zhishigujiawanguanjiacaidoubeirenzhanlequ，zheirenyemeilezongji，haicengkuijiulexujiu，jinchaozhongsheng，daoshikeyizaodianquhezheisirenshirenshi。
danshi……xiangrangtajiajizheisi?
neigulaotaiyezheifenqingyan，haizhenrangrenxiaoshoubuqi。
qinhuaishanyetingguoneiweibaijiazidemingsheng，zishibaibanbuyuandayingzheimenqinshi，danshigulaotaiyedaitabubo，zheijujuedehuabuhaoshuochukou。
tayouyudao：“keshi……”
“biekeshile，huaishanxianzhi。”guhongtaishoupailepaiqinhuaishandejianbang，xiaorongmanmiandao：“wojiushikanzhonglenijiaazhuo。genghekuangdangchuruobushiyanjiajinshuiloutaixiashoukuai，neiheazhuodingqindejiugaishiwojiazhangan。”
qinhuaishanhaixiangzaishuoshenme，quebeiguhongqianglexian，“qiaolaofuzheijixing，shuolezheimeduohua，jingbaweiazhuozhunbeidejianmianliwangle。”
gulaotaiyeshuozhe，taishourangsuixingerlaidexiaosibinvmendoubadongxifangxiatuichuqu，erhouqishendao：“huaishanxianzhia，zheihunshinizaisiliangsiliangyewufang，fanzhengnijinerbudaying，laofuguojirizailai，liuhuangshuqingjunshihaisangumaoluni，laofuxiangyaogechengxinruyidesunxifu，duopaojitangyeyingdang。”
说罢，他便告辞了。
qinhuaishangangadibuxing，cuolecuoshouqishenxiangsong。
qinzhuoxianglexuduo，naozifeikuaidizhuanzhe，huranjianlingguangyishan：
zheigulaotaiyenalishizhaosunxifuni?
fenmingshijiazhongwuliangjiang，qiuxianruokea。
guanjiaobaijiazi，yebushizhiyoujiataweiqicainengguanjiaoa!
jiaoxishenmede，jinengzhuanyinzi，younengbaodagulaotaiyezheijinianduitamendezhaofu，haikeyizanjiegujiazheikedashuchengliang，mianquxuduomafan。
简直是一举数得。
taxinxiayoulezhuyi，lianmangzhuishangmenqu，langshengdao：“gulaotaiyeqingliubu!”