banlushachugechengyaojin，cikebingmeiyouchongdongdishangqianpinming，ershijingtididingzheyanqiannvwa，mouzhongguangmangshanshuo。
suiranyanqianzhishigexiaowawa，danzheinvwafangcaiqingyijiucaiduanletadedao，zheidenggonglijuebushitanengduifude。tabuguonarenqiancaitirenxiaozai，meibiyaodashangzijixiaoming。
xiangdaozheili，cikekanleyiyansuwenyinshenhoudebaiyinanzi，jianbaiyinanziyifuyaoduanqidemoyang，taxinxiashaoding。
zhuanshen，liluoxiaoshizailinjian。
fanzhengmubiaokuaisile，tahuiqufumingjike。
dengdaokanbujiancikedeshenying，suwenyinzheicaihuitoukanxianglunyishangdebaiyinanzi，xiaomimidishuodao：“nishifouyouhenduohuaxiangshuo？”
nanzimeixinjincu，taweiweiceshou，juanxiudelianpangzairiguangxiagengxiancangbaitouming，xiangshisuishihuixiaoshidehaishishenlou，cuiruoyoumeili。
fugaizhebaiseshachoudeyanjing‘kan’xiangsuwenyindefangxiang，sishibumingsuoyi。
waitousikaolepianke，caimantiaosilidikaikou：“……xie……xie……”
shengyinqingerrun，youzhongzhirurenxinderouruogan。
rangrenyitingjiuburenduitaduojiayaoqiu。
suwenyinyeshiruci，likebaishoudao：“buxiebuxie，fanzhengdoushiyaobaodade。”
东方聿：“……”
suwenyin：“wozhidaojiumingzhien，wuyiweibao，nibidingxiangyaozuoniuzuomalaibaodayuwo，danwozheigerenyouqishanliang，shiburenxinkannirucizuojianziji，suoyiniwuxutaiguokeqi，yishenxiangxujiuhao。”
东方聿：“……”
yaoji：“giao，suzhunikeyia，666！”
yaojijidongdedouyongshanglediwubaiershigexiaoshijiedeyuyanle。
kongqiyouyishunjiandejijing，zhiyouchanchandexishuishengzaiqiurilideshanjianguguxiangqi。
“……咳咳……”
dongfangyuxiuzhangdeshouzhianzhuxiongkou，jisukesoujisheng，zheicaichuanxizheshuodao：“guniang，zaixiaziyoutiruoduobing，shuangtuicanji，shuangyanye……”
“我不嫌弃你呀！”
suwenyindingzhetabotouhongyundelianpang。
jiukelejixia，lianjiajiugenfanleqingchaoyiyang，takezhenhaokanya，bichusiqineisihaokanyibaibei，bu，shiyiwanbei。
tashangbeizizenmejiuyanxiani？
“……”
dongfangyuchenmodi‘kan’zheshaonv。
suwenyinyexiaomimidihuiwangzheta。
weifengchuiguo，nanzibaiyiruhua，shaonvjiaoqiaowushuang，huamianwuxianqianquanlangman……
“suzhu，yourenlaile。”
turan，yaojibuheshiyididaduanlezheiguiyide‘duishi’。
suwenyinlikeshangqian，taochuneibazhanjiyongdebishou，saidaobaiyimeirenhuaizhong，tacongcongshuodao：“zheishidingqingxinwu，wojiaosuwenyin，chengxiangfudinv，jideyidingyaolaitiqin，dengnio~”
shuowan，budengnanrenfanying，naqiyipangchileyibandekaoji，suwenyinfeikuaizuanrulelinzili。
xuyu，jigerenyinglvezhilunyifujin，qiqiguixia：“zhuzi。”
dongfangyuchuimou‘kan’zhehuaizhonglianjiadebishou，cucaodebingshanghailiuyoushaonvwuzhishangdedanhuangyouzi，tazhoulezhoumei，taishouzhunbeijiangzheigezangdongxirengchuqu。
gujiexiuzhangdeshouzhinianqibishou，shouwanweitai……
bankongzhongshiquehuranyoudunzhu。
“quchachachengxiangfudedinv。”
buzhiweishenme，nanrenzuizhonghaishijiangbishoushourulexiuzhong，cuiruobukandeshenqingyezaiyishunjiancongneizhangjuanxiuqingyadelianshangxiaoshidaijin，dongfangyumianwubiaoqingdixialing：“huijing。”
guizaidishangderenyinglikeqishen，dongzuofengyibandaizhelunyixunsulikai。
qishiliyufangcaideshiweijianzhipanruoyunni。
piankehou，yuanbenyijinglikaidesuwenyinquezaiciconglinzilizuanlechulai，shoulihaizhuazhezuihoubanzhijitui，kanzhebaiyinanzixiaoshidefangxiang，tayikouyaozailejituishang。
meixiangdaoa，yuanlaiqianshichusiqisuoweidejiaofei，jingranshicishata——
shengshangzuichongaideerzi，dongfangyu。
这可真好玩！