tingjianbabapibeideshengyin，wohuranbitouyisuan。
xiangqiqianshitabeidaishangshoukaosongjinjingcheshidemoyang，wobuyoudeniejinlequantou。
“zheicidehezuoshang，buyaozaixuanlujia。”
wobakunhuo，kewoyizaiqiangdiaoxia，tayijiuyinglexialai。
“好，都听你的。”
wosonglekouqi，guaduandianhuahou，chezihenkuaidaolehunshadianmenkou。
wofuzheguxianshengxiache，yiqijinlehunshadianli。
jindianhou，woqueqiaojianxiazhizhizhanzaiyitiaohunshamianqian，manyandoushixiangwang。
“ruguoxiayujiechuanshangzheitiaohunsha，yidinghenpiaoliangba?”
tashenpangzhanzhederenzhengshiluqi，tingjiantadehua，dunshimeishaoyining。
“bietitademingzi，taxianzaihuntoule，buguozhizhi，nichuanshangbitagenghaokan。”
xiazhizhiguzuorouruodenielenieyijiao，jiaoxiuxiaodao：“zhendema，keshizheitiaoqunzitaimeile，wopeibushang......”
luqimanyanwenrou，“bieshuozheigehua，zhiyaozhizhixihuan，womenxianzaijiumai。”
shuoba，luqinachuyinxingkajiuyaoshua，zhuantoudeshunjianquehewomengranduishi。
“xiayu?nizenmezaizheili?”
luqixinxudeshouhuiyinxingka，shixianpiejianwoshenpangdenanren，meishaojinjinzhouqi，“nizenmedaizhetalaihunshadian，nanbuchengnizhendasuangenzheigexiazijiehun?”
womeiyanlengdan，xixintiaoxuanxifu，“hesheijiehunshiwodexuanze，buguannideshi，mafanniduiwodeweihunfuzunzhongyidian。”
wojiangheshidexifu，dijileguxiansheng。
“你先去换吧。”
guxianshengjieguoxifu，beifuwuyuanchanfuzhejinleshiyijian。
luqimanyanbuman，“xiayu，zaoshangrangnijiajitazhishiwanxiaohua，nandaonixianzailianliangjuwanxiaohuadoukaibuqilema?”
玩笑话?
luqidehuayiziyijudezadaowoxinshang，wohuranhuiyiqishangxuedeshihou。
neihuiwoxingzinuoruo，banshangdenanshengdouaiqifuwo。
tamenyongyuanguizaiwodekezhuoshangkexiabukanrumudeziji，dongtianwangwodetoushangpobingshui。
dangwoxiaoxinyiyidebazheixiegaosujilaoshishi，neihuonanshengquexipixiaoliandeshuo，“womenjiushihetakaigewanxiaoeryi，sheizhidaotazheimewanbuqi。”
suoyourendouzaixiaohuawo，keluqidezhilezheigexiaoxihou，quefennudechongdaowodebanshang，jiangneiqunqifuwodenanshengdezhuozizadexibalan。
woyongyuanjideneitian，luqizhuazhuweishoudenanshengdeyiling，chongtanuhou。
“wanxiao，zhiyoulianggerenjuedehaoxiaocaijiaowanxiao!xiayujuedebuhaoxiao，neijiubuzhunkai!yihousheizaiganqifuxiayu，woyidinghuifenghaihuiqu!”
ranershinianguoqu，luqixianranwangjilezijidangchushuoguodehua。
rujin，tazhanzaiwodeduilimian，yegenneixieshanghaiwoderenyiyang，genwoshuolehunzhanghua。
wochuixiayanmou，yaxialexintoufanqidedandandesuansegan，woyijingfangxiale，kezhongjiuweimeihaodeguoquyihan。
“luqi，nidenianlingzhanglebushao，dannaozihaoxiangmeigenshang，wozuihouzaishuoyibian，womendehunshizuofeile，woyaojiaderenshita。”
zheishi，guxianshengyijinghuanhaolexifu，tashenshanglianmeiyicunxiukoudoufangfoshiweitaliangshendazaoyiban，shuaiqimiren。
xiazhizhiyinyangguaiqidefanlegebaiyan，“chuandezairenmogouyangyouzenmeyang，niufenchaxianhuayeshiyituoniufen。”
woquejuedegewaijunqiao，ganggangmeizhuyitaderongmao，xianzaicaifaxiantazhangdehenhaokan，napashilibuhao，yezhebuzhutadeyingjun，woshangqianqingqingdetitazhenglixiukou。
“henhaokan，jiudingzheigele?”