第6章

babahuijialaijimamaquhuanxiyiwudeshihou,dagejihuohuodepaoguolai:「ba,woneitongxuedepengyoucuiwole,womendaodishenmeshihoubalaoerjiachuqu?」

「jiagepia!nimaburangjia,yisixiangbia,nibuzhidaoma?」

sanmeizhanzaiyipangganzheji:「womahaizaizhuyuan,womenganshenmewomayoubuzhidao。」

babadengleyiyansanmei:「you,nibushihaiweinijieshuohuani,xianzaizenmegaibianxinyile?」

sanmeijiuguashanglechanmeidexiaorong:「hai,ba……zheierjiejiehunshixishia,zhiqianshiwoxiangshiqingbuzhoudao,buguo……womenbangninadaocailizhihou,woxiangmaigedingpeideyouxiji,keyima?」

dageyexiaole:「woxiangyaogezuixinkuandepingguoshouji……ba,woxianbangnishousanshiwandedingjin,gaitiannizuomeiren,rangliangrenjiangemian?」

wobakanzhetadeyishuanghaoernv,dashouyihui:「hao!zhibuguo,nimenkeyaobaomia!」

henkuai,wojiujianshidaoletazaiwoshitoutoulianxilihunlvshi,zhuanxielihunxieyi。

kanlai,babashixiangbameiyoujiazhidemamapaoqihou,dutunzheiyibaiwushiwanle。

danwozenmekenengrangtaruyuanni?

dangtiannanfangjiashangmenqian,bababizhewoxilezaozhaletoufa,haihuanlexindequnzi,ketameidengdaowoxianggedaijiaergudeshangpinyiyangzhanzaitamianqian,denglaideshizaidishangniuqusihoudewo。

「maya!laoer!nizenmele……nikebunengchushia!!」

babadejinghushengyinlailedagehesanmei,tamenkanzhewoxiangsangshiyiyangdemoyang,hededaizhule。

xiayimiao,wozhanqilai,fanzhebaiyan,zhuangsidiankuangdiyibalazhewoba:「aaaaa!ba,kuai!kuaijiwoshengyigedidimeimei!!shouzuxitong!xitongshuoyigehaizijiujiangliwomenjiayiqianwan!!kuai!」

dageqiazhewoderenzhong:「zheishahaizi,shuoshenmehuhuani?shenmexitongxitongde,xiaoshuokanduoleba?」

wobaqueyibabadagetuidaoyibianqu,mianseningzhong:「laoer,nishuoxitongrangwoshenghaizi,yigehaizijiyiqianwanma?」

bierenbuxin,babadangranhuixinle,renshouyigexitong,youshenmeqiguaide?

wodingzhedagejiwoqiachulaileshizijiarenzhong,zhengzhongdedianlediantou。

sanmeizaiyibianfachulinghunkaowen:「ba,womadoumeiyouzigongle,haizenmeshenga?zanjiameizheiming!」

babazuozaichuangbian,huanhuandianranyizhiyan,wangxiangwomendeyanjingdaizheyuwangheyinhen:「sheishuo,yaonimashengle?」

「pengpengpeng」!damenbeinanfangjiaderenpaixiang。

wohedagesanmeiduishiyiyan,yangqiyigebuyichajuedeweixiao。

nanfangshilinyanlaitanqindeyuanfangerjiu,tengaiwaishengdeerjiutingwenwaishengxihuandenvhaijialichuleshi,yifentianyingdeyaobangwomenyiqiyanzheichuxi。

cishi,erjiudingzhegedaizhedaobadeguangtou,haicaozheyikouwaidikouyin:「nijiaguinvlei?ganjindaizou,anerjizhedongfanglei!」

zhiqianbabaziranshibuzaihuwodesihuode,kexianzai,wonengjijialidailaishangqianwandexitongjiangjin,babaziranyaobawoliuzaitashenbianle,tacaoqisaozhoujiubaneierjiuganchulejiamen:

「womenbujiale!badingjintuijinijiushile,gungungun,wozijidebaobeinverhainengjiajiyigeshazi?!」

taniutoushihuandage:「laoda,tuiqian!laosan,nizuozheng!yihouzankeshiqianwanfuhao,wohaikanbushangnineidiankalamini!」

dagexiaoxiongtanshou:「shenmeqian?」

sanmeiyilianwugu:「zuoshenmezheng?ba,nizaishuoshenme?」