xiawusandianban，danbangwanqidianban，**leidedoukuaixutuo，beishang、jianbangpidoumopole，zuihouyishu，zuzuershiwugen，saimanlebangepengzi。
“jianguo，nixiaozikezhenlihaia，yigerenbantianganlelianggerenyitiandehuoer，wofu，wofu！”
laoliutouledeyanjingmichengleyitiaofeng，yiliezuimankoudahuangya，dafangdetaochuliangzhangshikuai，yigewukuai，youjiduonaleyikuai。
“lai，duochulaideyikuai，jiudangjinidejianglile，wanghouhaiyouhaohuoer，laoshuhaizhaonia。”
“呵呵，好。”
**zuanzheershiliukuaijukuan，xinlishaoan。
zhiyaoyoubaziliqi，buchougaobudaoqian，danzheidianqianhaibuzuyiranglaopohaiziguoshanghaorizi，yigezhuanqianjihua，yijingzai**naozilizhankai。
jintianjilaoliutouganhuo，shuyudaduangong，zhengkuaiqian。
biekanlaoliutoudadafangfangduojileyikuai，qishi，laoliutoujingzheni。
kangshushitilihuo，wangrilibierenjitaganhuoluntiansuan，yitianjiushikuaiqian，cunlidegongrenyexuejingle，caishikuaiqianpinshenmeminga，yigegemoyanggong，yitianxialaijiuzhaozheershikeshukang。
**zhibantianguangjing，jiuganlelianggerenyizhengtiandehuo，haiyoufuyu。
**landegenlaoliutoujijiao，sheirangzijiqueqianni？
yiluxiaopaodaogongshexiaomaibu，hailewangxiumeiyikuaiqiandebaitang，**youhualeershikuaiqianmailemimian，doulijiushengxiawukuaiqianle。
huidaojia，xiangdaolaopohaizi，**jiaobugengkuaileyixie。
zhishi，haimeijinyuanzi，yuanyuanbiantingdaojialichaonaosheng，laomuqinranyuehuadeshengyinyoujianyouxi，rininiangdezanghuajieliancongzuilibenglechulai。
“shuishuishui，chilejiushui，nishizhuma？”
ranyuehuayishouchazheyao，yishouzhizhebaozhehaizi，manlianjinghuangdehemingxia，“womenlaolijiaqunihuilai，shidangxifuerde，bushiyangzhude。”
“tiandouheile，haibuzuofan，denglaoniangsihounini？”
“doujiaoyebushou，diyebusao，nizhendangzijiqianjinda**ni？shenmewanyier，youniangsheng，meiniangjiaodedongxi！”
“ma，wozuoyuezi，wo……”
hemingxiaweiqudeyanleizhidazhuan，zheigeshidaixifuerbuhaodang，genghekuang，taduzibuzhengqi，shengleyigeyatou，zirangengbushoupojiadaijianle。
“zuoyuezi？zuoshenmeyuezi？”
yitingzheihua，ranyuehuahuogengda，“xialegepeiqianhuo，nihaiyoulianzuoyuezi？ganjingunquzuofan……”
“哇……”
hemingxiahuailihaizihaotaodaku，hemingxiaqingshenganwei，“lanlan，bieku，bieku，mamazaie，biepa，ma，ninengbunengxiaoshengdian，nihezhehaizile……”
“shenmexiaoshengdian？womashengyinhendama？zheijiuhezhele，haiburubushengni。”
zheishi，lijianjuncongzhengfanglizoulechulai，ehenhendengzhehemingxia，“nizenmegenwomashuohuade？nimameijiaonizunzhonglaorenma？”
“jianjun，wobushizheigeyisi，haizihaixiao，wopatajingzhe……”
yiding“buzunzhonglaoren”demaozikouxialai，hemingxiahedeqiaoliancanbai。
“pajiubieshenga，youbunengjizanmenlaolijiachuanzongjiedai，burudiufenkengqiangsisuanqiu！”lijianjunpiezui，yilianbuxie。
hemingxiaxinwozihaosibeirentongleyidao，“jianjun，zheikeshinizhinv，nishuodeshirenhuama？”
“hemingxia，nimawobushiren？haonigechou**，kanlaozibusilannidezui……”
wenyan，lijianjunborandanu，yigejianbuchongxianghemingxia。
“妈的！”
**xiangyitouliebaochongleshangqu，xiongqiangneituannuhuo，beichedidianran、yinbao！
“嘭！”
yijiaochuaizhong，lijianjuncubujifang，zhuangdaoqiangbianfengche，tengdezhidagun。
**quebingmeiyoufangguolijianjun，qizailijianjunshenshang，yishoujiuzhulingkou，pushandadebazhang，zhaozhelijianjundelianhenhenchouqu。
啪！
啪！
啪！
“jianguo，jianguo，ganshenme，kuaisongshou，neishinididi，nisashoua。”
ranyuehualenglebanshang，kenengzuomengdoumeixiangdao，yixiangchongnididide**，huiturandongshou，ganjinshangqianla**。
ke**cikenuhuogongxin，yanjingdouqidechongxuele，nalitingdexialai？
“rangnima，rangnima，dalannidechouzui！”
sihurengbuguoyin，**chaoqixiezi，jiuzhaozhelijianjundechouzuizhaohu，buchupianke，manlianxianxue，hederanyuehualiandoubaile。
“laotouzi，nihaiduowulitingxini，ganjinchulaia，zanjianjundoukuaibeidasile。”
ranyuehuaqideduojiaopaishou。
yipangdehemingxiayeheshale，shenzhiwangjilehonghuailikunaobuzhidehaizi。
“**，nifengleshibushi？ganshadanididi，nijilaoziqikai！”
liyoutianwensheng，ganjinchulai，yibazhuaiqi**，zaikanbaobeixiaoerziyilianxuewu，xintengbuyi。
“aiyo，xiaojun，xiaojun，tengbutenga？”ranyuehuadundishang，yizhishouchanfuzhelijianjun，yizhishoutilijianjuncadiaolianshangxianxue。
“ganshenme？nishuowozaiganshenme？”
**chuanhaoxiezi，muguangyinlengdidingzheliyoutian。
“lijianjunmawolaopohaizi，nimeitingjian？tayaodawolaopo，nimeikanjian？”
**fanwendao：“shenmejiaopeiqianhuo？ma，baitiandeshihou，nishuosuikouyishuo，wanshangniyoushisuikouyishuo？”
“lijianjunyeshisuikouyishuo？”
“ba，jiuchanile，yaobuniyesuikouyishuo？”
suikouyishuo？heng，**nalibuzhidao，zheijiushitamensatiqianmouhuahaodejice，guyizhaochatiaocier，dayatagenhemingxiaxiaoliangkoudetongshi，bujinnengliwei，hainengsuoyaohaochu。
biru，tamenjiaxianzaizuizhiqiandefengrenji，zheihaishidangnianlaopodejiazhuang。
“buguanzenmeshuo，jianjunshiniqindidi，nidatajiubudui，zunlaoaiyounibudong？”
liyoutianxinzhonghenchayihaodaerdebianhua，guoqujiusuanmatalaopo，tayezhinengdizhetoubuhangsheng，jinerzahaigandongshouleni？
“wojingchanggennishuo，yaodehao，dadaixiao，nidouwangle？”
“zunlaoaiyou？hehe。”
**fachuyishenglengxiao，tuihouliangbulouzhehemingxia，“mingxiashitasaozi，tashuomajiuma，nizenmebutizunlao？”
“lanlanhaimeimanyue，yikouyigepeiqianhuo，zheishiaiyou？”
“dangnian，tashanggaozhongdeminge，haishiworangchulaide，nishuoyaoaihudidi，takezhenshiwodeqindidia，zhangsaorumu，shengxianshudoudugouduziliqulema？”
“这……”
liyoutiankanleyiyanzijilaobaner，meitoujinsuo。
这话怎么回啊？