第二章怒怼婆婆
shangbeizizaixumudezhizexia，zheiciliuchanwozhuleliangtianjiuchuyuan。huidaoxujiahouyoumeidehaodediaoyang，beitazhihuizhezuogezhongjiawuhuomangdetuantuanzhuan。
zheiciwojinzunyizhuzhuleyigexingqi，bashentigefangmiandouzuolezixijiancha。qijiandoushimamazaiyiyuanzhaoguwo，popolianmiandoubulu。
zhiyuxujiang，dadianhuashuochuchaqule，wozhuangzuoxuruodingzhuliangju，fuyanjiju。
mamazongshidanyoudekanzhewo，wozhidaochuantongdetazaixiangshenme，wufeijiushixiangrangwohexujianghaohaoguorizizhileide。
chuyuandaolexiaoqu，mamaxiaoshengdedingzhuwo：「weiwei，nizheicihaohaoyangshenti，dengshenglehaizi，nipopojiubuhuitiaonidecile，haohaorenren。」
womeiyoufanbota，zhishineixingankai，zaoxinderiziweishenmeyaowozuochuxisheng，yizhirenrangxiaquni。
wodaizhemamajinmen，popokandaowomen，baichuyizhangfangfowoqianletabaibashiwandewannianglianzuozaishafashangdengzhewokaikou。
mamajucudebawodexiaoxinglixiangfangxia，dishengshuo：「henipopoliaohuitian，jiuhaohaoxiuxi，youshenmeshijiwofaxinxi。」
wolazhuta：「ma，nidengdengwo。」
shuowanjingzhizouhuifangnei，meiyihuijiutuizhewolingyigexinglixiangchulai。
zheibeizi，wocaibuzaixujiashouzheiniaoqini，duiwozheigegangliuchandexifuzuojiancuomo，danfanyoudianliangxinderendouzuobuchu。
mamadachiyijingzhuaizhuwo：「weiweiniganmani？nipopozaineiershengqini，nibienaopiqi，miandenvxuchuchahuilaiyeyaoshengqile。」
「ma，tamenshengtamendeqi，wodouliuchanliangcile，shentibuhao，zaizheibianzuobuhaoxiaoyuezide，mamanibuyuanyibangwohaohaozuoxiaoyuezima？」
woguyishangxindekanzheta，wozhidaowomazheigeren，xinggehenruanruo，danduiwoshiyipianmuai，yixinzhixiangpanzhewohao。
mamatingwozheimeshuo，cuzhemeikanxiangpopo。
popoguoranburangwoshiwang，zouguolaitidiaowodexinglixiang：「zenme，xiangzoua！xiangrangwohongnia？nixiangdemei！xiangliuxiajiuguaiguaizuofanqu，ganzouchuzheigemennijiubiehuilai！baobuzhuhaizihaigannaopiqiani！」
shuowanbuguoyinhaiyaotuiwo，mamaganjinlanzheta：「qinjiamu，nibiezheiyang，bierangtamenxiaoliangkouganqingshengfeng....」
wolengzhelianlaguomama：「ma，womenzou，yiqianwonaozijinshuirangtamenzuojianbuganzou，yihouguizheqiuwowoyebuhuihuilaide。sheixihana!」
poposhenchushizhiduizaiwomianqian：「haohaohao，chibangyingleshibushi？gungungun！worangwoerzibanixiule！」
woyonglidakaitadeshizhi：「xiu！laotaiponizhenshirenlaojixingbuhao，daqingdoumeila！meishiduokankanxinwenduokankanshuba！marendouzheimechun。」
popoyitingwojuranganmata，chaoqijiaoluolidesaozhoujiuxiangwangwoshenshangzhaohu。
woyangzhelianqishidazhang：「wangzheierda，bielaoyanhunhuadacuodier！zhiyaoniganda，wojiubaojingyanshanggaoni，rangnizuolaorangnipeiqianjiwomahuanfangzi！daa！」
tabeiwohedeyilengtingzhudongzuo，quehaizuiyingdeshuo：「woshinipopo，danizenmele？jingchanayoukongguanzheizhongshi？」
wotaochushoujibotong110zaitamianqianhuang，popokanwozhendeyaodatong，ganjinrengdiaosaobapuguolaiyaoqiangshouji：「suweiweinizhushoua！kuaiguale！」
woceshenduokaitaguaduandianhua，liyebulilazhemamajiuzou，buguantashuaipazaidishang。